Welcome back to another TriangleBattle! Today's battle features the eponymous character from the 2022 movie, Morbius, against the comedic, anthropomorphic hand created by MC Fawful, Mr. Hand! Who will sweep the votes? Who cares? It's morbin' time!

BirdJormungandr as Morbius
Joosh as Mr. Hand 

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by MC Fawful

Morbius:
I thought that this mascot and his movie had been erased,
But no one’s wondering who you are when your name’s copy-pasted.
Can’t be the face of your brand, but yet I know for a fact,
That I can wrap up a story against an immature brat! (yeah)
Mr. Hand, from the worst film ever made, (ay ay)
Each shot filmed in one take, nothing from it to take.
And you wanted to make more bank, but your crew flicked your flicks,
Now your series’s like your bully, it doesn’t exist.
So when I pick up a pencil, I’m pulling the plug on this Oobi reject,
Cause even I go and handle my Shields better than you could when trying to step.
So just try to build a verse against me, I’ll leave this kid bricked,
Your last scene’s just toilet humor, it makes sense your movie’s- well…

Mr. Hand:
Now, I don’t quite know who Morbius is, but here’s what I’ve got,
Aren’t you the guy who tried to get more fame while his hype dropped?
And only made a few million? (heh) Could’ve left me fooled,
But let me tell you, faking ratings is not the way to school. 
Spider-man’s ally? Antagonist? I can’t tell if you’re friendly!
Starting with me? Pal, I’m ending it quick, like it’s M.D.
My tagline’s more comprehensible than your jumble of issues, 
Your only contract should’ve been the one not signed for your flick! (ooh!)
Getting moved and seen as more of a joke must be a bummer, kid,
But then your fans forgot you and moved on to the summer hits. 
You got that grandma hair, guy,
How am I supposed to be scared of Michael when he can’t even hold a mic?

Morbius:
Your flow was slow, bro, go back to your portal.
Got an overuse of effects that makes all my memes look normal.
Claim that you flipped their lids, but that’s not there in what you’re making.
Cause the only way you could be running this track is if you were pushing to the station!
What are you saying? Stuck in a film of kids and you’re the most mature one,
Not a plotline to be found and you’re still thinking that you’re fun?
You tried to help your friends, but it seems that you were folly,
Cause we went into the future and you became more disembodied…

Mr. Hand (talking):
MORBIUS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Mr. Hand (rapping):
This comic couldn’t get a top flick, even when on Rotten Tomatoes.
Stay falling, bottom of the bargain, know you can’t harm this, faking throws.
I’m serving you so fast it’s like it’s a time-lapse, you winning is something that I will not buy!
Story’s so cheesy like it was a pie, but I’ll kick you out and I’ll just say “bye!”
You’re in need of a censor, (ay) when I go for your neck, sir, (ay),
Cannot iron your story dude, (why?) ‘cause it could not be denser.
So if you wanna dance again, I’ll gladly take this clown,
But just know that there’s no coming down when you’re up in the clouds.

Morbius vs Mr. Hand - TriangleBattles

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