TriangleBattles: The Complete Collection

Hey there! This is the series premiere of a new series I'm working on on a different channel, I'll link the channel and battle in the description of this battle.

Anyways, this battle pits the classic candy bar, Twix, against the United States Government! Who will get your votes?

Chao as Twix
RaccoonBroVA as U.S. Government

Written by PotFork and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Edited by Michael Stark
Thumbnail by MC Fawful

U.S. Government:
Beat out Hitler, Castro, and others in a fight,
Now you’re on my territory, and it’s time for me to strike.
So here I’ll be the executive, executing a Twix.
No need to treat me to a verse when you’ve used up your tricks.
I got states across the map, you got states of addiction,
When you’re hurting people’s growth and causing tons of affliction.
You’re voted over by Snickers, cause it’s strength you’re lacking.
Politicians got my back, I could send this candy packing.

Twix:
Who are you believing we’re free?
When you kick out other people and call it land of the free?
Well, take a seat, government, my bars were built for wars!
Cause I don’t even need two to spit some lines against this force.
I’ll put a pause on this pompous wreck that think’s it’s all compelling,
Pal, my 100 Calories’s twice as good as what you’re selling
I set the precedent for future chocolate bars,
Cause I’ve sold more candies than your flag’s got stars.

U.S. Government:
I thought Michelle would’ve banned you, but your lines aren’t sticking,
Your mind must be up in space, makes sense that you’re made by Mars Inc.
So don’t think you’re the winner when drugs are your biggest fright,
Since with those involved, your kids go high and low more than left and right

Twix:
Bring your whole posse of crackers, they couldn’t hope to be stepping!
Pal, your country’s so right-wing, an Eagle’s what you’re repping!
Got the sweet game to a T, after years I’m still the capital!
Cause my buyers take Raiders better than your whole Capitol.


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Twix vs The U.S. Government - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another TriangleBattle! Today's battle features the eponymous character from the 2022 movie, Morbius, against the comedic, anthropomorphic hand created by MC Fawful, Mr. Hand! Who will sweep the votes? Who cares? It's morbin' time!

BirdJormungandr as Morbius
Joosh as Mr. Hand 

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by MC Fawful

Morbius:
I thought that this mascot and his movie had been erased,
But no one’s wondering who you are when your name’s copy-pasted.
Can’t be the face of your brand, but yet I know for a fact,
That I can wrap up a story against an immature brat! (yeah)
Mr. Hand, from the worst film ever made, (ay ay)
Each shot filmed in one take, nothing from it to take.
And you wanted to make more bank, but your crew flicked your flicks,
Now your series’s like your bully, it doesn’t exist.
So when I pick up a pencil, I’m pulling the plug on this Oobi reject,
Cause even I go and handle my Shields better than you could when trying to step.
So just try to build a verse against me, I’ll leave this kid bricked,
Your last scene’s just toilet humor, it makes sense your movie’s- well…

Mr. Hand:
Now, I don’t quite know who Morbius is, but here’s what I’ve got,
Aren’t you the guy who tried to get more fame while his hype dropped?
And only made a few million? (heh) Could’ve left me fooled,
But let me tell you, faking ratings is not the way to school. 
Spider-man’s ally? Antagonist? I can’t tell if you’re friendly!
Starting with me? Pal, I’m ending it quick, like it’s M.D.
My tagline’s more comprehensible than your jumble of issues, 
Your only contract should’ve been the one not signed for your flick! (ooh!)
Getting moved and seen as more of a joke must be a bummer, kid,
But then your fans forgot you and moved on to the summer hits. 
You got that grandma hair, guy,
How am I supposed to be scared of Michael when he can’t even hold a mic?

Morbius:
Your flow was slow, bro, go back to your portal.
Got an overuse of effects that makes all my memes look normal.
Claim that you flipped their lids, but that’s not there in what you’re making.
Cause the only way you could be running this track is if you were pushing to the station!
What are you saying? Stuck in a film of kids and you’re the most mature one,
Not a plotline to be found and you’re still thinking that you’re fun?
You tried to help your friends, but it seems that you were folly,
Cause we went into the future and you became more disembodied…

Mr. Hand (talking):
MORBIUS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Mr. Hand (rapping):
This comic couldn’t get a top flick, even when on Rotten Tomatoes.
Stay falling, bottom of the bargain, know you can’t harm this, faking throws.
I’m serving you so fast it’s like it’s a time-lapse, you winning is something that I will not buy!
Story’s so cheesy like it was a pie, but I’ll kick you out and I’ll just say “bye!”
You’re in need of a censor, (ay) when I go for your neck, sir, (ay),
Cannot iron your story dude, (why?) ‘cause it could not be denser.
So if you wanna dance again, I’ll gladly take this clown,
But just know that there’s no coming down when you’re up in the clouds.

Morbius vs Mr. Hand - TriangleBattles

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

And with that, all current TriangleBattles have been uploaded to SoundCloud! Even though out of order.

Joosh as Waddle Doo
Quizzique as Mettaton

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by Jort 
Cover-art by ColeDaCole


Doo:
Swinging in with a verse, this is who I gotta fight?
Even with our similarities, we still won’t see eye to eye!
Well, I’d say you’re less of a hacker and more of a hack,
But now I’m switching from a Beam Attack to a Rap Attack! (Ha!)
While I’m drilling into meme culture with each edition,
You’re only drilling into minds with your lame repetition
You versus a Super Star? Winning this would be too simple!
But let’s see if once again, you can bring anything musical.

NEO:
Didn’t expect one of Dedede’s monsters to come and try to rap,
I guess it’s clear nonsense is all you spat when this brat lacks a trap.
So it’s MTT TV ‘gainst this weakling meme?
Seems you’ve lost it, here, let me give you a real audience.
Maybe get your stock crying to help with rhythm,
With fans tryna get attention like “maybe this one’ll hit him!”
Don’t need to send you to the clouds when you’re under their rule
But how you’re famous’s something I can’t solve, call you Scooby Waddle Doo.

Doo:
Your head must be stuffed up if you think that’s your best
Used by Alphys to kill humans, and I thought I was possessed.
Started off by tryna friend the player, turning them from fan to hater,
Then tried to make them EX-tinct, really? That’s how you repay ‘em?
We’ve been through your Full Story countless times, I’m snoring!
I’m getting vids and art still, seems my Failboat’s still exploring!
And in streams, I’m still brought up! While your fans, I’ve been looking,
You’ve got no flow man! What the heck were you cooking?

NEO:
Now you’ve really flipped my switch, bud, you won’t get far,
I’ll put a cannon on this kid and they’ll be another star!
Can’t bring Dan the Green Greens when more vids is what you’re lacking.
Think you could win by a hair? Check the wig that I’m packing!
Started off- Beam Attack, then your- memes went wack,
Took another few weeks and your scheme fell flat.
Reduced to jokes in the live chat, no getting back up after this,
So stay behind Bandana Dee, cause you’ll always be in last!

Doo (speaking):
Dude shut up, how come you look like Michael Jackson got turned into a-
(gets blasted)
AHHHHHHH

Beam Attack vs Mettaton NEO - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another episode of TriangleBattles! Today’s episode features the iconic battle royale game from 2020, Fall Guys, against the tourney game made by our very own Chesyon, Bean Battle! Which game will come out on top? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:
Ego as Fall Guys
TheMonarchy as Bean Battle

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Evrywunzf8vrit
Mixed by Light
Thumbnail by JotaSeis

(0:17)
Fall Guys:
It seems that I’ve found a match going against a device made for one device,
Praised by a Unity of teens who thought my concept needed to be revised
So if they gave me this Site, then I don’t see it being in their favor,
Cause really why should I be scared of amiibo Battle Simulator?
Started off as a Flop copy and then tried to become the top shot
Once your creator had an “idea” but the truth is he should’ve left it dropped 
So don’t go and prolong this fighting, like you could try to anyways,
When it’s a knock to you and you’re stumbling, seeing more red than your stage! (ay!)
I’m ripping a Brit so it’s best if they bail, and I’m spilling the T that you’re taking this L!
Cause it's ironic that when I step in, you’re the one who’s gonna fail!
Don’t need to type in a name of yours to go make it evident,
That even my bots are smarter than your Artificial “Intelligence”
All I need’s a verse to burn with heat, you’re sure to see
When hurting me on a beat, it’s worthless, cause I’ll come first to serve this fiend,
So when trying to find some dirt on me, just know that it’s minimal.
Cause I’ll be surprised if you’re able to finish more of a verse than a video

(1:04)
Bean Battle:
I’m betting this battle is one more that you’ll fall off easily,
Cause I could start to eat this beat like a can of- uh, well
It makes sense that characters dubbed as “beans” would try to blow up,
But all I need’s a computer and a CPU, your players don’t even show up
And rag doll’s quite fitting considering that you were tossed by the net for the longest time,
But when your hype died, Among Us rose up, no wonder you fell, Fall Guys.
So tell your fans about this crossover, it won’t get them anymore hyped,
Than your countless corporate costumes that you sell to get your store wiped.
So maybe put on a different one to go up to bat with this lad with the hat.
It’s like Mediatonic looked at Fortnite and said “uhhh- we can do that.”
Your Switch to the Switch consoles? Fall-y. But your hacker base? Wholly.
So if Fall Guys wants to be surpassed by someone again, well- watch me.
I got the tournaments while you’re still boring us with your repetitive Let’s Plays,
Cause even my accessories are more worthy than costumes you’d just remove the next day.
Got the crowd going “woahhhhh!” and your crowd’s no fun (ha!)
Please, I only need one round, 1v1.

(2:00)
Fall Guys:
I’d say fight face to face, but all your attacks would be missing me.
So lacking in your verse, I’d more of a challenge ‘gainst Mr. Bean
Reverse tug-of-war ain’t frightening, stuck in a tournament that is just cycling, tiring,
So you’d need to go and edit your size to get to where I’ve heightened, kid! 

(2:14)
Bean Battle:
45 hours to beatcha and I’m still the better time waster!
Ultimate Knockout’s right when you’re leeching off Smash but still can’t reel in the paper!
Flipping you off of this track, no need to say “why” to my dub!
Since I’d just open Task Manager to get rid of this bug.

Fall Guys vs Bean Battle

Fall Guys vs Bean Battle - TriangleBattles

Joosh as Reggie
swizkii as Jake

Chesyon as Totodile
Snight as Snivy

Written by MC Fawful and Leo Barqui
Beat by beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by elizalkin

(0:13)
Reggie:
Ummm…
Pardon me, but who’s this croc that’s here to block my way?
Well, I guess I’ll serve him and leave him there in the marketplace.
Oh, you came out of the sky too? I guess that’s alright, cool!
…Till Beheeyem wanted to revoke your pardon and fry you!
Your pals labor through installments, while I put my work in!
And I’m used to dealing with flames, so your mythic friends can’t hurt this!
You managed to learn Water Pulse, and yet turned out a tool.
Cause every day that Nuz left, he still took you to school.
The most recent PMD game, and you still somehow folded up
On the worst Nintendo handheld, so tell me, how’s that holding up?
And it seems Citra left a sour taste because of Yuzu’s leaks,
But I know I’ve got better flow, because I’ve got the Time Machine!

(0:49)
Totodile:
(...)
(!)

(0:52)
Totodile:
My memory’s shot… I can’t remember who I am
But I’d rather forget this movie and all four of its fans
You went back in time to save your kind and got a lot of flack,
Though I’d sooner go back in time to get your wack raps off the track.
Tried to prove your worth by bringing the clan a worthless horn
I guess the question is: wha’d you leave them burning for?
Had your flock mates by your side, hoped that you would be remembered
But your only flocking now is those redditors each November!
Only lived to tell the tale cause a father took office
And you’re a flightless bird so it’s ironic you and Jenny took off (ech)
The devs must’ve saw how you were doing on the services,
And used that remote of yours to take that weak rep and burden it.

(1:29)
Reggie (speaking):
Well uh, now it’s time for a verse from my favorite flock member! 

(1:32)
Jake and Reggie:
Tell your faux Society that our win’s already set in stone.
I guess in game and keeping pace, you fail to hold a metronome.
So head on home! No longer any allies to defend you!
Cause tonight we’re getting some new cuisine ONTO the menu!
Gameplay was fine with players under nine, while other fans were bored 
Now four games of crawling’s down the drain, these squares aren’t funny anymore!
And with your Tree gone to waste, seems that Nuzleaf had a point to make,
Not even it could help bring your series back from its lowly grave!

(1:57)
Totodile (speaking):
You get to bring in a friend? Then I do too…
SNIVY!!!

(2:01)
Snivy:
It’d be my pleasure, Totodile!

(2:03)
Snivy and Totodile:
A duo time traveling flick in the 21st century? Geez!
Who let Doc and Marty go and smoke up the bird seed?!
And these guys traveled through time? Who do they think they’re talking to?!
Cause we’ve already stopped our foes, now we’ll go through with stomping you!
You think your pecs and glutes’ll work to make it tough to split your stuffing?
Go back to your pilgrims, run, and find someone who’s giv’n a fuck.
So we’ll put this to rest, it’s Save to say that there’s no coming back,
Cause giving us a slice of mind? You’d have to go and run it back.

Free Birds vs Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon - TriangleBattles

IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH! Welcome back to TriangleBattles. Today’s battle features the Czar of Halloween from Animal Crossing, Jack, against the cannibal from Spooky Month, Bob Velseb! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

JoJoVo as Jack
Cranice as Bob Velseb

Written by MC Fawful (additional help by FulmonThe)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by jort
Art by Bandana N-Z
Thumbnail by Bandana N-Z
Special thanks to Sr Pelo and Corey LeVier

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next TriangleBattle, and Happy Halloween!

Bob Velseb vs Jack (Animal Crossing)

Bob Velseb vs Jack (Animal Crossing) - TriangleBattles

Happy Pride month, and welcome back to TriangleBattles! Today’s battle features the Fairy type evolution of Eevee, Sylveon, against Birdo from Super Mario! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

KenosIsHot as Birdo
Lexi M. as Sylveon

Written by MC Fawful
Feedback by Lew Kreerdun and Lexi M. 
Beat by LethalNeedle
Mixed by KenosIsHot
Art by franki!! and EpicMonkey
Cover-art by GrenadeGames

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next episode of TriangleBattles!

Birdo vs Sylveon - TriangleBattles

Hello! If you've stumbled across my page, I hope you're ready for some rap battles! I've been creating rap battles for a while now, starting in 2020, and now releasing battles under two series; MC Fawful Rap Battles and TriangleBattles! If you want to check out the videos for these battles, along with some other videos, feel free to check out my channels linked below!

https://youtube.com/@MCFawful?si=0a2Qt-MvFKPQYLKi

https://youtube.com/@trianglebattles?si=9siPKBlYYBtdFHlL