My Breaking Bad fanfiction

Me: Mr.White invited me to his house. He said he wants to show me something. I wonder what he is up to.

*walks into house*

Me: Nobody is here. Hmmmm… He said that the suprise is in the garage. But whereis the garage?

*2 minutes later*

Me: I found the Garage door! Let’s open it.

*sees Walter White with a pile of meth on the floor*

Me: OMG WALTER FUCKING WHITE GIVE ME YOUR SWEET METHAMPHATANINE (IDK IF IS SPELT THAT RIGHT) CAN IS SNIFF IT?

Walter White: yes

Me: OMG LOL LOL #METH #DRUGS #WALTERWHITE #BREAKING BAD Set in Albuquerque, New Mexico, between 2008 and 2010,[13] Breaking Bad follows Walter White, a meek high school chemistry teacher who transforms into a ruthless player in the local methamphetamine drug trade, driven by a desire to financially provide for his family after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. Initially making only small batches of meth with his former student Jesse Pinkman in a rolling meth lab, Walter and Jesse eventually expand to make larger batches of a special blue meth that is incredibly pure and creates high demand. Walter takes on the name “Heisenberg” to mask his identity. Because of his drug-related activities, Walter eventually finds himself at odds with his family, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) through his brother-in-law Hank Schrader, the local gangs, and the Mexican drug cartels (including their regional distributors), putting him and his family’s lives at risk.

*intense sniffing*

Me: AUGHHHHHHHHHHH *passes out and noclips into Backrooms*

Me: where am I? Walter? Walter? WAAAAAAAAAAALTER?!

Unknown entity: *sees me and starts screaming and chasing me* AAAAAAAAAAA

Me: *dies from fear*

#breaking #Bad #fanfiction #walter #white #sends #backrooms

AFTER THE JUNGLE(FEAT. CRYPT KEEPER)

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On The Blocl

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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