Dank memes

Soundclown

shooting myself

This is what I get for exploring this fucking website.

Memes & Dreams

Big dumb idea theory

Childish Gambino has a squeaky bed

xX i MLG x QuIcK_sCoPeCoRe Oo 420 oO iXx (FEAT. FAZECLAN)

wiggle (x3)

Space Groove

Sockstar

Coco Sports

Smash Christmas

Seinfeld in the House

We Get It, K.K. Cruisin' Goes With Anything

com up out tha water

in which i kill 2 already ded memes.
hopefully this doesnt suck as bad as that last one

Look At Dis

Smash Me To Life

i have lost the will to live as a morally respected individual 

funy jök

and his name is

Shake That Pac-Ass

I'm the only one who likes Drake's dancing both Ironically and unironically.

Fountain Bling

Dig Down For What

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "i wanna fuck that fish" - uncle jobel
http://www.mediafire.com/download/2rbddlu8c60rjqu/Tobyfox_Vs._2_Live_Crew_-_Me_So_Fishy_%28Mashup%29.mp3

Tobyfox Vs. 2 Live Crew - Me So Fishy (Mashup)

I have no joke title for this

The Legend of Zelda, Majoras Mask: 
Deku Palace x Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Get Money)

Rupee Palace

I really like this Gerudo Valley remix actually. Too bad I had to go and ruin it.

Booty Valley *NOW DOWNLOADABLE*

Happy birthday, you bastard

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Bad Soulja Apple

Check out my remake here:
https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man-hd-remastered-edition

As seen on SiIva:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ahtOCs5cg

Sauce for the sweet 8-bit Ocean Man cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwPfScbro2E

.mp3 download:
http://picosong.com/Tt2h/

Lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty fuckin rip isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man (x3)

(Nigra solo)

CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG- (interrupted by The Nutshack theme)
(Gunshot)
NO

CG man, the sequence of a bad rip embided by shit
Soakin up the SiIva dick

CG man

Aw yeah!

CG Man

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

All Star by Smash Mouth but sung to the tune of Walking On The Sun by Smash Mouth

i spent alotta time making this one.
shoutout to @cyranek for reminding me this song exists with this work of art: https://soundcloud.com/cyranek/shooting-memes

Shooting Parks

it's like a rite of passage to do this kind of joke, right

Sliding Stars ft. Daft Punk

My second tribute to the legend, @neilcic. Notice me. (Thanks for 700 followers!)

Funky Bass Track

I believe this makes it your move, @czechquors

Because I felt like it needed one at this point
Original: https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man
Ocean Man instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/dillonquadormusic/ween-ocean-man-instrumental-cover (apologies for not crediting you sooner)
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y1ytbdkViA&

Updated lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty remake isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man (x3)
 
(Nigra solo)
 
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG- (Rats meme)
(Coconut Gun)
NO
 
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man
 
Aw yeah!

(Now with imbibed instead of embided because I thought embided was an actual word for some fucking reason)

CG Man HD Remastered Edition

Mashup Visualizer Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWu4VyjEkY0

Artists:

DMX
Devo
Fergie
Alien Ant Farm
Linkin Park
Gotye
Journey
Gorillaz
Bustah Rhymes
Zach Hemsey
Electric Light Orchestra
Billy Joel
Michael Jackson
Kelis
Miley Cyrus
Grandmaster Flash

Doo Doo Doo

Chalko