m1911 - Item Asylum

I honest to god don't know what I did to deserve 100+ Followers
but Thanks!

Just a guy with the most God-Awful sense of humor on the whole planet
(i'm exaggerating the "whole planet" btw)

"Get your money up, not your Funny up Dante" - Vergil (TheRussianBadger)

Passive The Robloxian

Age: 17
Gender: Male

Zalgo Text makes everything funnier


"FINALLY! I HAVE THE POWER TO COOK ALL THE LASAGNA I WANT!"
- Godrick (Max0r)

Zodiac: Aries ♈

i have Discord

PLEASE ignore my comments from the past like pre 2023 or early 2023


Redmond: STOP! What the Sigma is all this?
Blutarch: We hired you skibidis to mog OUR problems!!
Redmond: Now you're all just sigming around, wasting time! And fanum taxing?! You're supposed to be supplying my RIZZING EFFORT!
Blutarch: It's my grimace shake too, buddy!
Redmond: Just forget the mewing! I'm settling this damn thing MYSELF!
Blutarch: Don't even think about it, unsigmahead! 
Redmond: IT'S MY SKIBIDIS!
Blutarch: IN YOUR DREAMS, GRANDPA!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they both shoot themselves

かもわる…好きなだけちかずいてこい。タダシ…コレガサイゴダ…！
Kamowaru... Sukina dake chikazuitekoi. Tadashi... Korega saigoda...!
Fine... Come as close as you like. However... This is the last...!

ꌦꄲ꒤'꒦ꏂ ꂵꏂ꓄ ꅐ꒐꓄ꁝ ꋬ ꓄ꏂꋪꋪ꒐ꃳ꒒ꏂ ꊰꋬ꓄ꏂ ꁝꋬ꒦ꏂꋊ'꓄ ꌦꄲ꒤?



Hello i am umbra I’m 14 and black i like cats and dogs and me cursed with the stupi and a gamer

The games i play are ultrakill, TEKKEN, terraria, phoenix wright ace attorney, palworld, warframe, minecraft, roblox, persona 5, sonic, mario, pokemon, the finals, the first descendant, halo, DOOM, zelda, super smash bros, splatoon, animal crossing, metroid, undertale, deltarune, Elden ring, dark souls. (Jesus i need to go outside for once) 

Anyway im overall a nice person but competitive. (Yes i will get mad at most combo games or debates anger issues be wild)

Im trying to be a good person alright (yes i am suffering from depression but Im perfectly fine)

And that seems to be it 

Just your local gamer here 


Sincerely and yours truly- Umbra














I have a slight feeling that my copy of majora’s mask is cursed :D   Im not sure but the thing is starting to feel weird and it feels like it has a spiritual presence but its faint and weak

m1911 - Item Asylum

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