Beets

BOOYAH!

i'm bored

LALALA

my best friend's ex

Smeared Canvas

All credit goes to Nintendo and the Splatoon team.

Splatoon 3-Crater Eighters Routine

Nightcore - NEFFEX - Ready To Kill

The Brady's by Tank and the Bangas

why does it sound like Among Us
It goes bang bang, it goes bang bing. What else do you need?

I do not own the music. Splatoon 3 composers are Toru Minegishi, Shiho Fujii, Ryo Nagamatsu.
And Splatoon 3 belongs to Nintendo.

Splatoon 3 OST - Alterna Mission 8 (Bang Bing)

Let this song mean whatever you want it to mean... I put my heart into it and wrote about some trauma. Thank you for... listening.

Thank You For...

Hora Hora~ 
Game of the year, all years, Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~) provides an accurate portrayal of fighting for the greater good. I'll never lose because, if I do, the monster girls will violate me. And that's terrible. 
I have too much fun playing this NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL game and I had too much fun making this song. Hope you enjoy it!  Special thanks to Nyanners and Ste (http://getvent.tumblr.com) for making all of this possible.

Lyrics:
Pick up my sword it's time to do business 
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this 
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees 

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil 
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil 
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please 

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate 
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate 
Put in my place but I'll break out once again 

All these encounters may just leave me scarred 
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard 
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

Lately I know I'm going so crazy 
Never thought goodness would be so hazy 
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught 

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this 
Gotta get out and get back to business 
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

We'll see the light of day again my dear 
Let's go on an adventure 
The heavens frown upon us on this day 
But I've still got my quota 
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 
(Oooooo) 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail

Touch Fluffy Tail

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

We are disgraced to live in these cages we call walls.
Art by Junkpuyo: http://junkpuyo.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Destroy apathy and hope 
Destroy everything you own 
Nihilistic tendencies within my bones 
You gotta break a few 
You gotta lose it all 

This fear
No, I'm not ashamed 
Giants tower over bodies charred and maimed 
Am I sick with a disease or am I sane 
You gotta start to run 
Before you learn to crawl 

My mind's a wreck 
They tell me everything will be okay 
Well, I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna be the killer not the prey 

My heart can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

The beating of the drum 
That I heard so many times I became numb 
Are we constantly tormented just for fun 
We'll never understand 
The killer starting gun 

Hold your breath and plunge too deep 
My demons always had my soul to keep 
And I'm dying every time I fall asleep 
I wanna be reborn 
Instead of being done 

My mind's a wreck 
What use is believing if I can't pray 
I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna live one more day 

Can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

Give me a chance to see the light 

Human disease 
I'm getting sick of it 
Fall to your knees 
Fake it till it washes all away

Hunter

Whether intergalactic or planetary, distance makes the heart grow fonder. 
Art (and wonderful character on the right) by: http://www.hensa.tumblr.com

Lyrics:
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A feeling that I felt so many times before 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
No matter how much I do this 
I never get bored 
I said I needed space 
I wanted so much more 
This is my galaxy 
Gonna explore 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
It's just another universe and I won't be ignored 

You say you're a dancer? 
Dance 
Take no for an answer? 
No way 
I'm just persistent, baby 
What can I say? 
Don't wanna be a black hole 
Of negative emotions, it's true 
I wanna be Laika 
Wanna be good to you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

(Heartbeat so hard) x3 
I'm reeling from the burn that I felt within 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
I down another scotch just to drown my sin 
I dream of electric sheep and all my responses stay the same 
They're just zeroes and ones, I can't have fun 
And I'm the only one to blame 
(Heartbeat so hard) 
A zero at the bar, just feeling strange 

You say you're the answer? 
Talk 
I wanna be sane one more time 
Ain't no damn crime 
Whisper those lies to myself no more 
It's true 
I wanna be with you 

Universe 
Calling out 
Every whisper, every shout 
Cheap shots on me 
So drink up, honey, this one's for free 

(On the rocks) 
(Never stop) 
(One more shot) 
(To the top) 

On the rocks 
Hit me up with another brandy 
Don't stop 
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy 
Do we deserve this? 
Is it our purpose? 
It's just fan-service 
This beauty on the surface 
Yeah, I like what I like 
That target demographic 
So much traffic, getting graphic 
All your thoughts are so jurassic 
So look a little bit deeper 
On these values on which I strive 
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive 
Let me take this thing into overdrive 

On The Rocks

Splatoon 3-Crater Eighters Routine

John Dong