GodKing MajorLucre ( Pray 2 A Real G ) Freestyle

double dribble on the court [prod by krae]

HUSTLA MUSIX

Dogs

I really hate chimpanzees go vote up monkeys
Jane never complains 'cause the bulls I prep are hunky
My dead fish eyeballs stare ahead like I'm a vegetable
Tuck back my junk I got fresh lipstick and some pantyhose
Flash the headlights cockblocking teens on prom night
Clegg likes to come with 'cause he thinks that kids look alright
If you got a fetus in you, we could have a lot of fun
It's like you're banging both, now that's what I call a two for one
People saying I'm insane to complain
About the stupid wedding when you drove home my ex
I texted 80s Girl that night because she is my property
Once I set my mind on fucking up there is no stopping me
Rucka Rucka left but my lawyer still barks
Check out my cool network, it's me and game farts

"Sweet website, bro. I got an extra 10 grand with your name on it if you can fix this fucking door"

Soy boy in pantyhose
I was Heather buddy, I committed perjury (Save me Landui!)
Soy boy in pantyhose
I'm a suer buddy, so give me your money

Dick is so evil he's a friggin' nightmare
He's only liked by people 'cause they dig his nice hair
His bunker's filled with fan art, he's even got a flag
All day I'm blocking people calling me cuck and fag
No one likes my shows, I should probably get a job
But first I need to organize another lynch mob
Dear Australia, hey mate here's the thing
You're harboring lakembra, that guy who raps and sings
He has a few accomplices, now tell me where they work
My article's on billboard-charting albums made by jerks
Oh and while you're at it, please send me his address
Thank you for your time, Sincerely "Heather S."

Soy boy in pantyhose
I was Heather buddy, I committed perjury
Soy boy in pantyhose
I'm a suer buddy, so give me your money (twenty fuckin' million each!)

"Better keep my strength up for this lolsuit.  Gotta keep drinkin my...."

I Was Heather, Buddy

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 96 of The Dick Show (2h34m30s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-96/

Lyrics:

 Sup dog, you wanna go for a ride?
'Sure but one rule, I insist that I drive
'I have some DUIs, I hope you don't mind
 Uh just stop humping my leg, we'll get along fine
'Let's get down to business, so you wanna do some suin'?
 Yes Dick Masterson his reputation I must ruin
 Think you can end his show and all the free speech that he's doin'?
'Sure I'll quote this silly Madcucks joke to prove collusion
 Make sure it looks legit, there's a lot on the line
'I'll dot all my t's and cross all my i's
'Check these court docs, I'm a grammatical savage
 Sue anything that walks, they're just collateral damage
'I'll serve Dick with papers 'til he's soakin' in sweat
 I hope we win soon 'cause I'm as broke as it gets
 File some fancy motions, force the dickheads to be silent
'Well first I have to piss, do you see a fire hydrant?

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 I found a new .gif, that's add it to the log
 They're photoshopping you now, that didn't take long
'Is that supposed to be me?  A drinky-drivey dog?
'Who's pissing on my face?
 They call him Pepe the Frog
'Feels bad men, I'm gonna bite these defendants
 Convince the judge we're right so he tears up the first amendment
'*gasp* Bold move! I think that might just work
 Ugh, I'll do the writing
'And I'll confuse the clerks!

 Bicycle Boys yeah we fit like a glove
'He likes to get cucked
 He drives and gets fucked
 Together we're gonna win, 400 million bucks
 You guys'll get sued if you try to say we suck

 We need to get to New York
'Let's pedal 'til our feet hurt
 Can Jane ride on your lap?
'What's she like?
 She's a real flirt
'Meh, not my type
 She'll make your cucking dreams reality
 There's nothing inherently wrong with a little bestiality
'Uhh, I like my bitches, a little less bitchy
 Why are my britches a little bit itchy?
 Oh well, let's get back to the plan
'First, pay my retainer
 Here's some Vodka
'You're the man!

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 We're gonna win this, I have a good feeling
'Uhhh! I hate Greenberger and his Easter Egg memeing!
 Yeah he's next, let's sue him when we're done
'What for?
 Same as the rest, he's having too much fun

 Bicycle Boys

Bicycle Boys (Kendollinhide original, mastered by Samglaze)

Bicycle Boys 2  Lost in New York

Music by Todd Seidel
Lyrics / Vocals by Ken Doll In Hide ( https://soundcloud.com/user-786056730  https://twitter.com/kendollinhide )
Additional vocals by Madcucks ( https://soundcloud.com/user-455384913 https://twitter.com/madcucks )
This song was made for The Dick Show Podcast featuring Dick Masterson with Sean the audio engineer.  ( http://thedickshow.com https://soundcloud.com/dick-show ) 

Lyrics:   
Check my homepage, it's the Dick Show Reddit
"Haha" Don't you dare... "maddox lost" uh he said it
Now they're shouting from the rooftops "maddox lost, maddox lost!"
It's Dick's fault he stole my fans and served them piping hot goss

I was counting on that money, Landau's invoice is due now
And Tyrone wants new sneakers, what am I gonna do now?
I stood around and watched my empire crumble and fall down
I need the legal deets, guess I'd better call Landau

Where were you today? Court started at six
I got lost okay? New York's confusing as shit!
t Where are you my phone's low I think we should meet
I'm drinking with that kid from Home Alone down the street

Wait did I win? Are you two celebrating?
No you lost we're toasting to the invoice you're paying
STAY! I'll be there soon I want a good explanation
"Did Landau rip me off"'s the topic we'll be debatin'

"Excuse me ma'am, I'm looking for my lost lawyer, have you seen him?
Oh he's about 5'5", possibly wearing handcuffs. He has trouble breathing.
Reeks of booze. He answers to "Last Call".
He went that way? You're welcome. Now get outta my way!"

Red Rover, Red Rover, I call Landau over
What happened? Ramos crushed you like a legal bulldozer
It's not my fault you tried to sue Cope, Baker and Boser
I might have stood a chance if you could friggin stay sober

Chill out and have a drink my Armenian friend
I'll peddal to LA and we can sue them again!
Just pay me for my travel time $2000 an hour
And here's my bill for breakfast (toast and 3 vodka sours)

I hate Dick but wow, this is getting expensive
You can't quit now, man they're on the defensive
Come on, let's sue it
Okay, I'll do it
Call Landui for all your legal needs
Put some rye in that soy milk, we'll turn this around
Bicycle Boys, yeah we're back in town!

We're better win this time.
No problem, but how are you gonna pay me?
Oh, don't you worry about that. Lord Matthew has agreed to build my a jetpack for a very reasonable price.
Who are we suing again?
...Everyone >:) hehehehehehehee

The Dick Show

Bicycle Boys 2  Lost In New York - ft. Ken Doll In Hide

As heard on:
The Ralph Retort - #Killstream (10/29/18): https://www.bitchute.com/video/s5FZ6CIgmRYN/
The Dick Show - Episode 126 (0:56:00): thedickshow.com/episode-126

Cuckness falls across the land and our latest track is now at hand!
So down that last shot of Soylent and hold your Switch close as the Alphas draw near.  Please enjoy this cover of Michael Jackon's Thriller - the latest in our "Cuck the Eighties" series.

Cover Art: @CalloftheDeep (Twitter)
This track is brought to you by our Big Dick Patreon sponsors (Oct 2018):
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Hate crimes are on the rise.

This track is brought to you in part by our Big Dick Patreon/NewProject2 sponsors (Mar 2019):
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Hate Crime

The Dick Show Album

Lakembra - #DickLies

Best Debate My Way

Mutha Fuckin Tendies

My interpretation of the original cowboy www.reddit.com/user/chaoscowboy
Lyrics: https://justpaste.it/3alvq
Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/fbdks1/spending_a_relaxing_saturday_morning_enjoying_a/

Blocked'n Downvoted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyPidbxmnc

I Was Heather, Buddy

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