CM(BRB)

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

Mixed by Jacob
Thumbnail by Kamren

MidgeChamp:
Mannn...
When I invite you to a battle, I don’t wanna hear no venting 
‘Cus the bullshit you’ve been spreading’s, getting pretty frustrating 
You’re acting like your petty pitty point’s gon’ save you from my slayin’? Nah
I’ll beat you off this beat like you be beating off to animals!
(oh)
It seems Kylie’s lawyer caught a case of criminal mentality
Stole from Alex so much you became ‘Kam the Beast-iality’
So snap back to reality, fantasise to stay mad at me
Your creepy weeb reveries are more fucked up than your family
Oh, was that too harsh for you? Well complain in my DM’s dude
A wall of text won’t stop what’s next; another dished out L for you
Beating this hated, tasteless racist gives me real deja vu
Should be calling me daddy because you know I’m always beating you

Kamren:
Did you write that off your checklist of all the material you've already used?
"Well fuck you bitch, fuck you bitch," Yeah, I can repeat the same shit too
I thought you hated how you sounded last time, guess you need Atro's advice
Cause you've been spewing the same god damn lines ever since you've begun this fight!
By the way, pick on someone your own size, need I remind how many times you brawled
Little kids like Silent just so you feel the slightest bit tall?
Heard you in the last FRB, thinking, "Why is this dumbass here again?"
Then again, that wouldn't be the first time you stuck your nose in business you ain't reason being in
Fought Jade over fucking politics and I'M pathetic? Hardly
And keep in mind, this is the same Leo who invited himself as third party
Could list multiple reasons but you’re too stubborn to listen whatsoever
So grow the fuck up. Oh wait, you can't! TheAngryMidget will always be "short tempered"

MidgeChamp:
Multi line? Check. Stolen lines? Check.
Borderline? Eh Kamren guy? Wrecked
You can’t rap or write for shit, you’re a bitch with a Martyr Complex
It’s not contest when I crack a crackhead egg, man I’m apex
You dissed my politics? Fine. Least i have a career in mind
You’ll be living with your parents til’ the day you’re 59 
You uneducated swine, even Skeeps’ creeped at what you’re watching, bruh
But Judging by the way you’re acting you have Zero Academia 

Kamren:
Tryna spout lines like you're the Omega but your videos tell me otherwise
Keep My Life out of your mind unless you want karma crossing over your line
I've got someone to always love, you're backstabbing Dani's crew
So what the fuck is a career if ain't anyone coming to back you?
Got people praising me in the royale, you're just a scrapped addition
So it doesn't take a genius to know this battle will equal you begging in submission
"Oh I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" : Another half-assed apology
I don't care if I win or not at this point, I'm doing this because you're appalling!

MidgeChamp:
Who you callin’ back stabber, ye bastard? You dissed me not a week after I left
Went ahead, tried to hide your own sins in the shadow of your brand new Multi Super Master

Kamren:
Call me a dumbass? Of course you would, what else could you make up?
Oh, I know! Maybe you'll tell me why feminism is the embodiment of scum?

MidgeChamp:
The King of FRB will beat this JMB clone easily
This pompous, pimpled prick makes me glad I quit the community!

Kamren:
Never thought I'd see the day Leo rage quits from overexposure 
You make me out a sex offender yet you just fucked yourself over!

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor 2

Originally for an AF special but I didn't like my first performance enough to release it on that day.

Dani Frias as Skeletor
Azia as Felix Argyle

Beat Produced by: Atomic Beats
Written by: Jade and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: FyxFynn and Gengo the Cannoli King
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Old thumbnail by: Rabi

Lyrics:

Skeletor:
You’re no He-Man. Get this He-Boy kicked out of Castle Grayskull
I won’t lose to a neko creature with my battle phrase stole
But have at it. After this I can hire you for preparing meals
Your mere existence won’t go ‘round my head like it’s a Ferris wheel
Only known to sweaty nerds in their chastity
A knight can’t last against cavalry
I’ll unravel thee;
I’m majesty!
While you’re just a weeaboo’s whole fantasy!
You can battle me, but it’s laughably bad
When I deprive ya harder than your family has
‘Cause, as a matter of fact, your life’s running gag
Was your pronouns in the anime

Felix:
You think that I could be surprised by rapping at a deadly rate?
But I thought that you’d ditch this fight and take me on spaghetti dates
Hit your funny bone, must’ve lost both brains and brawn
When I send you back to where you were like “Hey, what’s goin’ on”
This immortal knight can fight a flyte,
and this dollar store Loki would know.
Henchmen already undermine nya might;
need no mana for your weakened flow
‘Cause when it comes toe-to-toe of diss
Robot Chickens should clear it
Since it shows you failed at wrapping, looking for the Christmas spirit

Skeletor:
So a duel it is! I thought this coward would flee from Keldor’s raps
I spew hot fire on the track like my name’s Skele-Hordak!

Felix:
Didn’t think you’d exhale phrases that could make this worse
Asked to duel me with some raps when you’re the Master of a puny verse?

Skeletor:
Silence! I’d rather have you bite than think that speech stood
As banishing this furry is the only time I’ll feel good

Felix:
And when I’m banished, that sounds better than seeing this bad sight
Guess that magic staff of yours couldn’t help you in this catfight

Skeletor vs Felix Argyle - #4

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

Bill Cipher vs. Snatcher - Rap Battle

Cover Art by Commander Jacob

Cast -
MetaMachine as Bubsy
KyleRhysMarsh As Bugs 

Production -

Beat/Karaoke: Too-Hard-To-Kill-2--Audio-Network-UK.mp3
Audio Mixed by Jordan   
Demo by Commander Jacob
Written by Henry, Commander Jacob, ImJustBrenden, MC Fawful, Janssen Benedict

Beat by Audio Network

Lyrics

Bubsy:
Rabbit season came early! There’s no escape from this hunt! 
Seems this Wild Hare has a predator to confront!
Better Run off the Road, I go Wile E on opponents,
Show’s over, cause it seems yours got stolen by a rodent! 
You’ve made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, now your brand’s retired!
When I grab a mic, ya know my Paw’s on Fire
Don’t think you can win with your usual hat tricks,
‘Cause Tom and Jerry have ya beat when it comes to slapstick!
Can’t Warner wins from Disney and in this rap, you’re too slow!
I’ll steal the win like Bob Clampett stole  from  Chuck Jones!
You’re in a Space Jam, and more annoying than its theme song!
I’m facin’ a lanky Thumper, what could possibly go wrong?

Bugs:
Eh, ya bring up annoyance, but you’re one to talk!
I’m uppercuttin’ Bubsy, really show him what’s up, Doc!
Your series’ quality Dipped like your name was Roger Rabbit!
When I’m Unleashed, I’ll hit ya and disorient you like your graphics
You can’t hop on a beat, you take fall damage mad hard
This kitty got eaten as soon as he hit the Jaguar
When I drop raps, a bobcat’s getting stomped flat
I should keep your sound muted, Conker the Talk Rat
Tried to go 3D, but it bombed. Straight atomic
I’m a hit with my audience, you copied straight from Sonic!
You were the big cat in the 90s, till your company choked;
But does he have more than 6 games? Nope, that’s all folks!

Bubsy:
Wow, I’m impressed, you’re still playing this rap game?
Since eighty years of cartoons made this fossil a real pain!
Think you’ll diss a cult classic with that flow,
When your best modern accomplishment’s the Looney Tunes Show?
You’re Lola kind of crazy, thinking that rap’s a good offer,
You’ve been out of ideas since they turned your crew to toddlers!
Like your voice actor, everyone should leave you Blanc-ed out
I got your Furry Tail Fractured, nothing can stop me now!

Bugs:
Saying you got Paws on Fire, but that verse left me napping!
Might be thinking you’re Wily, but you’re despicable like Daffy!
If we’re talkin’ cartoons, I would stay silent
Since yours got cancelled before the dang pilot!
I rock Merrie Melodies, this icon’s the sure winner!
I’ll actually drop some ACME, ain't I a stinker?
Won this Claws Encounter, now I’m through with this hack
I just put you in your place, and this Woolie’s never Striking Back!

Bugs Vs Bubsy - Rap Battles by HenryJones

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZl_Gkn31w

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-48-Grim-Adventures-Vs-Death-Note-847284313

• CAST: •
- David Ohlsen as Ryuk
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright as Grim
- TheFearRaiser (https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFearRaiser) as Light Yagami
- Stacey Patrone as Mandy
- Shiyu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWTHCywlEMaN-dEI6m3j1xg) as Misa Amane
- Henry Navarro as Billy
- BatHunterofDevon (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHP8tWvE20dbHgwAopM0JfA) as Fred Fredburger
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dno4-AMKXUM (“Horror” by Ryini Beats)

• COVER ARTWORK BY: •
- Fruzmig (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXN2EzfbywXBIAKoiNTTV3w)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #48: Grim Adventures Vs. Death Note

Yo MAMA!!!
Alanon as the announcer
Eric the Audible as Ryu 
JordanShowish as Liu Kang
Written by Trakked, Snakebite and WDRB
Beat by The Unbeatables
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Jordanshowish

Battle:
Ryu:
Came in search for someone worthy, yet a killer monk appears
Raiden's lackey's lacking sense if he chooses to come near
The Satsui no Hado plagues me, but your thoughts plague yourself
You're an outdated copy, a cartridge stuck on the shelf
Best escape with a Bicycle, cause no kick can subdue me
A personality even worse than the ratings on your movies
You should see that fatalities aren't in the wise path
Seems though, you've already succumbed to your side's wrath
Its evident this Revenant's just a blight on fighters
A pestilence that meddles with his fire like a lighter
Killed by your enemy and protector, it's clear you're unworthy
Put down your mic and fight; for no words can hurt me

Liu Kang:
Serving Earthrealm is my duty, but there's no saving your series
All bark and no bite, so you can't battle, clearly.
Droning on isn't my style, I lost interest Mid-Way
Thought I became a zombie again; your raps dulled my brain
While this homeless orphan’s left roaming the world, searching for fights
I’ve won the trophy in every tournament I’ve been in with sheer might
Against the likes of Scorpion, sorcerers, and soldiers of ice
And now I’m scorching this corpse with a fatality on the mic
You've rapped wrong, Capcom's mascot's a disgrace
No impact on other media so you have to save face
I’m the chosen one, a holy son, before you wanna dance
Change your catchphrase to "You must defeat Liu Kang to stand a chance"


Ryu vs Liu Kang. Fighting Game Rap Battles.

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

Seth from Comic Book Rap Battles as Optimus Prime

Brooke Morgan VA as Rose Quartz

Written by: Creep Switch, Psytube, Mason the Nation and Jason Carreon

Writing help from AnimationRewind

Beat by Kustom

Mixed by GlitchDude and Dani Frias

Optimus Prime:

After eons of battle isn’t it just sweet

That I’ve been relegated to beating a deadbeat on the beat

Must be gassed a glorified cloud is compared to this autobot

Cause when it comes to being a decent leader you’re auto-not

You awful rockhead, put your species under your ‘important plot’

Tricked a group of dictators and got your whole team slaughtered, lots

Of your kind dropped and you were like “yeeah guys we won the war”

Man, heartless monsters like your ass are what these guns are for

Courageous, the bravest, but on 2nd thoughts should I be here with you?

You’re probably gonna lock me up for disagreeing with you

Look at you fleeing quick to get out of your new stakes

Bitch packed her suitcase and left the baggage on the crewmates


Rose Quartz:

You’re not really a lifeform, I guess I’m good to deal some hits

Lack emotion in your flows when acting as an egotist?

My vows to protect Earth were limitless

Until I watched your Michael Bay movies and reconsidered it

Ooh, only owning up with your own "life" is pretty dark when

You’re the biggest waste of Earth’s resources since the Kindergarten

Think I’m heartless? You don’t even have a soul inside you

So hollow and lifeless that I thought you came from my room


Optimus Prime:

Huh, try to act all tough but Quartzy let me tell you something

I don’t feel threatening aura from a child’s belly button

Sure you can say I lack character and I’m boring you

But I was made to sell toys, so what’s your excuse?


Rose Quartz:

Bring out your best axes your rhymes still aren’t sharp

Those lines stuck out more than you in a car park

For a truck I'd think a track would be easy to drive

Yet you lose your drive anytime someone teases your kind

That movie paint job's a great flop but the only flames you got

Lines are organized, a parking lot, but you couldn't take my spot

I can do you one better than your kiddie mall stand-fill

Think this metal junk would be more fitting in a landfill





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