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Danii as Mordecai
RaccoonBroVA as Rigby
BTLtheWarlord as Benson

MetaMachine as Beavis
RNG as Butthead

Written by Grey Julius, Danii and JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Art by Serinaandart and BMB
Thumbnail by Jordy
Prod by Kustom

Mordecai and Rigby:
Dude, i don’t wanna stay here raking leaves
Eh, Benson won’t mind if we take our leave
And show these pairs of squares, they’re gonna get what theirs 
So take a seat, but we didn’t wanna set up chairs! (woooah)
When we aspire for music we’re gonna make tons
But you’re only fire when you inspire real ones
Did nothing but sex jokes for several seasons
While we got a proper ending, HA in yo face sons!
No way the Oscars once had these two dummies
You couldn’t win awards if you faced me in punchies
Like, yeah, but we don’t even need to go that far with ya
You losers were just the opening act for Daria

Beavis and Butthead:

Buildup:
(laughing)

Uhhhh, Hey Beavis, aren’t we supposed to do something?

Oh yeah, we gotta do what those guys did, let me try

Screw you guys your rhymes are dookie
Your rhymes were even worse than regular show the movie
That sucked, gimme the mic you asswipe
And i’ll show you what lines you should write

Actual Verse:
So like uhhhhhhh, look at this roadkill
Yeah uhhhhhhh, he's got like no chill
Always jealous like, cause his bros skilled
We spit like when you want a hat, hehehe so ill
Your nobody's favorite, just being honest to start
All of your fans prefer your cast like a walk in the park
Worst music we’ve reacted to, you’re jumping the shark
Get back to work cause you’ve shown you’re no bite but just bark
You're not the first animals that we put up to bat
Go back to trippin’ balls and it won’t come to that
We’re scoring, you’re boring, you’ll never pose as us
Now you do the bare minimum, close enough



Mordecai and Rigby:
What a load, a verse is something you can barley do
I mean, the stuff they said was kinda tru- OW
I’ll put the hurt on you, homboneing certifies
You two literally couldn't hurt a fly

Beavis and Butthead:
Uhhh, that sucked you can’t handle a diss
Surprised you got through this without asking for Skips!
You ride a golf cart, but you don’t even putt
Cause It's anything but…….hehehehehe butt



Mordecai and Rigby:
STOP TALKING! Like baby ducks, just step off
I’M ROCKING, redemptions you can’t top
You two uglier than our toys that we stopped
We ain’t cooking up dead rats on our job
We really getting talked down by these two chumps, please
Go be like your dads, a couple sloppy junkies
Can you chew-out? With them gums on your face!
You’re not even the first ones who did outer space!
Your shtick is detent, like your crazy principle 
Go cry about this loss to your favorite criminal
Let eachother die? Regularly Shows your cowardice
It's safe to say here that you’re both Powerless


Skit:
(Rigby, where’s the power?
I thought you had it
What?! Are you kidding dude
Hey Beavis, look what i found
Oh cool, let me see (starts going crazy after getting the power)
Well that can’t be good…)



Cornholio and Butthead:

I’ll make you regret everything that you’ve said
Call you my shirt cause, you’re in over your head!

I am Cornholio, I own all my foes
Not caring about your pal is something that you would know
Screwed your friend from college cause you’re a huge jerk
Most badass thing you’ve done was say piss on your network
We’re the only ones who can rock and roll
So stay parked in your house of the park you can’t control
I hate this Simp and Wimp cause all their verses are full
Of crap, I need TP for my Bunghole

(Cornholio uses The Power to create a bunch of TP and it completely wrecks the park)

Ending Skit:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY! I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO THOSE TWO ARE BUT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THIS TOILET PAPER OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Sooo…you guys wanna play video games
Uhhhh…….okay
Yeah-yuh!
These guys are pretty cool.
Yeah (laughter from B&B as the outro plays)

Regular Show vs Beavis and Butthead - Rewind Rap Rumble

Epic rap battles of history robocop vs terminator real version

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

This is a scrapped ERBOC battle with Ed Edd N Eddy against The Three Stooges. The reason on why this battle was scrapped is other than the audio being disappointing, The Three Stooges don't really fit for a cartoon rap battle, even if it was a "Historical Rumble". Please don't ask for me to make this an official battle, because I won't, and If you have a problem with that, well boo fucking hoo.

Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-Can as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy
Justin Buckner as Moe
Matthew Thomas as Curly
Frenzy as Larry

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS: HISTORICAL RUMBLE
ED EDD N EDDY
VERSUS
THE THREE STOOGES
BEGIN!

Ed:
It’s time we face some Nazty Spies! Gonna Cul-de-"Sack" you!
Edd:
Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue
Ed:
Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast
All:
Call this the Nazi boat, ‘cause we'll leave you shipwrecked
Eddy:
Give me your money! or we’ll leave you like Curly’s tooth, broken
Edd:
Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win
Eddy:
I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold
Ed:
One beating from Sarah
All:
and Crash Goes The Hash-holes

Moe:
Coming in with black and white, it's Larry, Curly, and Moe
All:
The Three Stooges will show these boasts how they blow
Curly:
Hurry Hurry! I Can Hardly Wait for this battle to end
Larry:
So we don’t have to complain to these cartoonatics
Moe:
With eye-poking rhymes, we’ll break your jaws and make ‘em ruddy 
Curly:
With an animator that dropped out of art school, your art styles n’yucky
Larry:
We’ll slapstick these scammers, shouldn’t be a shock
Moe:
It’s time we have the last laugh… Boo-Haha!

Ed:
That rapping was way worse than your game on the NES
Edd:
You guys are more of a bitch than Curly making dog noises
Eddy:
You‘re the Ugliest Men in Hollywood, being so wicked
Ed:
Hanging out with the Jersey Shore? What a bunch of money hungry chickens
Edd:
The only thing you do to entertain your fans is hurt yourself
Eddy:
Abusing each other with hammers, and things you find on a shelf
Ed:
So The Yoke’s on You, leave these abortions to cry!
All:
You’re gonna be needing Shemp for when ⅓ of you die

Moe:
These comedic geniuses will have you three scream
Curly:
We Punch Drunks that try their hardest to go up against these three
Larry:
You can’t escape from this ruse from these three Stooges
Moe:
This will end Quick like your Repair Service, and covered in bruises!
Curly:
Our 2012 movie is way better than your mis-Edventures!
Larry:
We’ve been on better endeavours, you’re gonna need a pair of dentures 
Moe:
It became a Mad Mad World when you three came into it
All:
Your Big Picture Show could never beat the classics!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges. Scrapped Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Deadpool Vs Boba Fett Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bonus Battle

Doc Brown Vs Doctor Who

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/15612798

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Chris Carbery
additional lyrics by Aaron Peters
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

▼ CAST ▼
Chris Carbery (https://soundcloud.com/chris-carbery-1) as Speedy Gonzales & Slowpoke Rodiguez (cameo)
Zaloxitah (https://soundcloud.com/web6) as Swiper the Fox
Kuba Bańdura (https://soundcloud.com/kuba-ba-dura) as Elmer Fudd (cameo)

▼ LYRICS ▼
Speedy:
¡Ándale, arriba! They don't make rhymes like they used to
The fox is out of the box with no socks? Well, where's Doctor Seuss?!
They call me Speedy 'cause I'm fast, even Wile E has no clue, boy
The gloves and bandana are coming off from you, go back to your toys
To be honest, you just ain't in the Map from the Backpack, bro
Just from breaking the fourth wall like any other children's show
I know swiping is what you do, but you'll find beating me much harder
than chasing a Roadrunner which happens to be my partner

Swiper:
Can we make this quick? I really just gotta step right in
So I can send this Looney Tune straight to the looney bin
Your flow clearly malfunctioned unlike my robot butterfly
No need to get Wile E, Coyote! You've must lost your mind!
You should go back to your hole and change your name into "mud"
I'll hunt and shoot down your lines like my name was Elmer Fudd
You went Back in Action from the start, your wife is just too wacky
What else can I say? I found you WAY more despicable than Daffy!

Speedy:
¡Oye! Swiper no swiping the microphone with your terrible rhymes
I'll make you triple times all the time, and then I'll kick you anytime
(Slowpoke: Hey, cousin, what happened to dancing throughout the country?
I got nothing left to rap, but besides that, I'm very hungry)
You, Dora and Boots can go explore at the Looney Tunes Show 
And another thing, it's best for me if you can just Go Diego Go!
Dios mio, I guess That's All for the Folks out there just for show
when they cross Nick Jr like the border! ¡Adiós, mi enemigo!

Swiper:
Oh, man! How stereotypical of you... I mean, really!
Like your Symphonies, your lines had just made ya feel Silly
You have too many Bugs in your brain, and that's "what's up, Doc"
So I guess it appears that you put yourself in some bad luck!
And guess what? You're too late, you'll never Warner Brother now
You belong in the Space Jam, that's what your life is all about
And then hickory dickory dock came a dirty little rat
who went up the clock and suddenly got caught in a mousetrap

Speedy Gonzales vs Swiper the Fox

Ronald McDonald Vs The Burger King - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap is now discontinued after mom found my poop sock.

-- CAST --
Garfield: Dani
Homer Simpson: Jordan

-- PRODUCTION --
Beat by Marsad Men
Writers: pee pee poo poo man, ur mum, & satan
Mixer: Jordan

-- LYRICS --
[Homer (0:26)]
Lemme get something straight with you, fatso: fuck you
You're like a dumbass, but uhhhh, FUCK YOU
I have 30 fucking seasons and im still going strong
Meanwhile you’re an annoyance to Jon and I bet you like stomping on dogs
I’m so fucking lonely because my wife is a slut
But I talked to your girl the other day and she really enjoyed my donuts (balls)
I’m so cool because im yellow and you’re not
Messing with me HA must be a thot

[Garfield (0:53)]
How fucking dare you talk about my skin color
I’ll shove my fingers so far up your bumhole, leaving it more bloody than Xander’s
30 fucking seasons? When will this nightmare ever end?
I’d rather just take a fat fucking snooze in my bed *zzzzzzz*
I mean, what the fuck is your problem? Is it because you’re bald
Hey, you know that show the Simpsons? Well, Family Guy called
Homer Simpson, don’t you know I’m a pimp, son?
Fuck you Homer and Happy Lasagna Awareness Month

[Homer (1:19)]
I eat donuts, you eat trash, and i love Mondays you pussy
And anyone that hates it is a wussy

[Garfield (1:26)]
Smh (shaking my head), why you gotta do me like this YA
Im finna eat you up like i eat Lasagna

Homer Simpson vs. Garfield || Rap Battle!

ESCANOR VS ALL MIGHT RAP BATTLE |RUSTAGE ft daddyphantsnaps

Cover Art by Commander Jacob

Cast -
MetaMachine as Bubsy
KyleRhysMarsh As Bugs 

Production -

Beat/Karaoke: Too-Hard-To-Kill-2--Audio-Network-UK.mp3
Audio Mixed by Jordan   
Demo by Commander Jacob
Written by Henry, Commander Jacob, ImJustBrenden, MC Fawful, Janssen Benedict

Beat by Audio Network

Lyrics

Bubsy:
Rabbit season came early! There’s no escape from this hunt! 
Seems this Wild Hare has a predator to confront!
Better Run off the Road, I go Wile E on opponents,
Show’s over, cause it seems yours got stolen by a rodent! 
You’ve made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, now your brand’s retired!
When I grab a mic, ya know my Paw’s on Fire
Don’t think you can win with your usual hat tricks,
‘Cause Tom and Jerry have ya beat when it comes to slapstick!
Can’t Warner wins from Disney and in this rap, you’re too slow!
I’ll steal the win like Bob Clampett stole  from  Chuck Jones!
You’re in a Space Jam, and more annoying than its theme song!
I’m facin’ a lanky Thumper, what could possibly go wrong?

Bugs:
Eh, ya bring up annoyance, but you’re one to talk!
I’m uppercuttin’ Bubsy, really show him what’s up, Doc!
Your series’ quality Dipped like your name was Roger Rabbit!
When I’m Unleashed, I’ll hit ya and disorient you like your graphics
You can’t hop on a beat, you take fall damage mad hard
This kitty got eaten as soon as he hit the Jaguar
When I drop raps, a bobcat’s getting stomped flat
I should keep your sound muted, Conker the Talk Rat
Tried to go 3D, but it bombed. Straight atomic
I’m a hit with my audience, you copied straight from Sonic!
You were the big cat in the 90s, till your company choked;
But does he have more than 6 games? Nope, that’s all folks!

Bubsy:
Wow, I’m impressed, you’re still playing this rap game?
Since eighty years of cartoons made this fossil a real pain!
Think you’ll diss a cult classic with that flow,
When your best modern accomplishment’s the Looney Tunes Show?
You’re Lola kind of crazy, thinking that rap’s a good offer,
You’ve been out of ideas since they turned your crew to toddlers!
Like your voice actor, everyone should leave you Blanc-ed out
I got your Furry Tail Fractured, nothing can stop me now!

Bugs:
Saying you got Paws on Fire, but that verse left me napping!
Might be thinking you’re Wily, but you’re despicable like Daffy!
If we’re talkin’ cartoons, I would stay silent
Since yours got cancelled before the dang pilot!
I rock Merrie Melodies, this icon’s the sure winner!
I’ll actually drop some ACME, ain't I a stinker?
Won this Claws Encounter, now I’m through with this hack
I just put you in your place, and this Woolie’s never Striking Back!

Bugs Vs Bubsy - Rap Battles by HenryJones

Rap Battles by Henry Jones