I really like this, but can you fix the lyrics at the end in the description, please ?

fix Mr.Bears last verse in the description, but yea not bad, this series was looking to be shit, and now im sensing improvement, work on the writing though, it aint your strong suit

Still not a fan of these battles, but it’s def an improvement 

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

There was an error so REUPLOAD

Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

i like the battle so i cover!

might do more and get my frens to feature :D

Guy Fawkes vs The Joker (Fightmarker) Cover

WOOO TEKKEN 8 WOOO
Danii as Miguel Caballero Rojo
TheMonarchy as Cody Travers
Beat produced by Nigma
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Miguel:
Step back kid, if you don’t want to get your ass kicked
The fact is, you’re lackin’ a backbone, it’s tragic
Attack this, you’re having regrets
Get back in your cell ‘fore you end up battered to death
I’m the.. red gentleman; Caballero Rojo
And I’m stepping in; you ain’t made of stone, though
Ay, you want to mess with me, ese? Better stop testing me
Or I’ll end up decking your neck with a blow to the throat, yo
You’re the mayor of your city, I figure it’s pretty shitty
That you still can’t get the girl of your dreams, I have no pity
For you, you think you’re witty but dude, you’re putting whiskey in you
I met with Jessica, you know that we got busy, you lose

Cody:
Congrats, you managed to make me tired.
What did I expect from Tekken’s dumpster fire?
Every time I’ve met a thug like you I’ve always floored em’
Now let’s see if I can do something about my boredom.
Ay, stop being so hot-headed, Habanero Rojo
Lookin’ like a dollar store matador with those clothes, bro
I know you want payback and I’m sure you missed her,
But your plans just blew up in your face like your sister

Miguel:
Ballsy move, fucker. I see you want to die, then
Beat all your street thugs, I’m scarier than Bison
I’ll put you in the ground, bro, fuck you and your crew
I’ll make you eat your teeth and all the words that you spew
The facts are; you’ve always been an annoyance to Haggar
How the hell’d you go to prison but manage to lack bars?
Go back to pushing pencils, this was never a fight
Or I’ll curbstomp you again; now get out of my sight

Cody:
Alright, you need to pipe down before I knock your lights out
This is ending right now. I’ve heard better from Guy’s mouth
Save speakin’ for the preacher; all your tough guy schtick is getting old
I’ve heard better lines from you prayin’ in confessionals
You’ve never learned to fight; maybe it’s for the best
Tryna let everyone know that you’re in Spain without the S
Trainin’ on your little quest to beat the shit out of Jin
You’re outmatched, outclassed, get this through your skin;
Kazama caused a tragedy inside of your family
I'm not sad to see this asshole weeping, tryin' attacking me
Instead I'll smack a bastard faster and send him right back to sleep
Blacking out and napping now, try to have some happy dreams.

Miguel Rojo vs Cody Travers - Rap Cypher #37

Rap Assault: Black Hat vs Alastor

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVa, WeThink (Duh, of course we think)
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Black Hat art by: CreeperPasta
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Black Hat: Titanium1208
Alastor: RaccoonBroVA

Black Hat: 
Attention all listeners of the Black Hat Empire!
A certain scheming scammer is tuning back after his long retirement 
For years I've waited to see this outdated fraud get beaten
You're not even a threat to the first man. You're the Smoke Selling Demon!
There's No Surprises when this Radiohead Creep decides to battle me
Turns from a mildly threatening host to the King of broken Limbs
So bite your tongue, you cannibal. This serial killer ain't fearsome
You want a thrill? Run, you deer! Today is hunting season!
I’ve run a whole Network of villains, a nifty waitress’ the best you got?
Even Flug made sandwiches more dangerous than you are!
Heed my warning: I’ll end this broadcast soon if you choose to push me too far
when I decapitate you and then sell you head next to Medusa’s. And for only two- 

Alastor: 
Sorry to interrupt, dear listeners. It seems that we’ve been hijacked
But stay tuned, folks. You’re in time to listen to Black Hat
The Vince Offer of the demons who always hides behind his minions 
Tonight decided to step up and talk shit on my radio broadcast
I must admit, it’s devilishly entertaining to see your products failing
And your delivery was awful! Your show, your verses and your mailing!
Such a premise, what potential! I bet you almost feel eerie
When you only peak interest on viewers by crossing over other series!
And here’s the sugar on the cream: your lousy team of freaks only assist
This grumpy has-been because he’s actually retired! That 's the tea!
I would almost make a deal with you, but it isn't really worth my wealth
Because while I’m my second Prime, you’re stuck in production hell

Black Hat: 
Don't talk about making deals. You're just a puppet on a leash!
Your frequencies will go down once I hang you with your strings!
Struck a deal with the Disney princess. Ever since then you struggled to Let It Go
Then Adam made this fraud scream for all in stereo

Alastor: 
I see you're familiar with puppetry, but I'll make you understand
Before this topic and this Muppet both get out of his creator's hand
If you ever mention that again, I'll broadcast your screams
When I tear your soul apart and wreck your foundation down it's seems 
Not like I needed anyways. You’re long forgotten, like Dementia
Just a desperate old and tired walking trope who seeks attention
At least Sir Pentious served as a fancy and lousy doormat
You barely appear in your own show. How about I change the format?

Black Hat:
Say I’m old and tired? You retired for 7 years, pendejo
Soy el demonio que invocas por las noches en tu reflejo
I’m feeling like fifty grand! I’m a verbal ase in these lines
While you fell off harder than the stock market of 1929!

Alastor and Black Hat:
Do you hear yourself? That was as faulty as you catalog
My products are the bomb! You drop f-bombs in your dialog
Like how I’ll drop your corpse after this second exorcism!
All your threats are garbage noise to the fucking Radio Demon!
I could stare down the devil himself with no fear into his eyes!
I’m the reason for your nightmares! I make women and children cry!
No matter what you say! Defeating you isn't a challenge 
Time to cut you off the air again; I hope you're used to RADIO SILENCE! (Both do an evil laugh)

Black Hat vs Alastor - Rap Assault! (ft. Titanium1208 & RaccoonBroVA)

Thanks Trakked for the Idea 

Thumbnail by:luminous 
Dani as Mr. Bear
Jade  as Kris Straub

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Not%20The%20Same.mp3

Beat produced by: Hala-X

Writers: Trakked, Silent Henry, Destination Impossible

Mixed by light    

Lyrics :

Mr. Bear:
Welcome back to the cellar, kids, It’s great to have you today
Facing against another station? I’ll leave another cadaver in the fray
Anyways, I’m ecstatic to be thrashing a wimpy webcomic author
There'll be no way for a writers block when you face this verbal slaughter
Write a letter to my address; you’ll get more than my fuzzy hugs.
You tried to Paint with the Soul but for your work you lost love
"Love, Mr Bear" at the end when your obituarys recited
I suggest to get the fuck out, cuz you were not even invited..

Kris Straub:
We begin our broadcast day, to see cancel culture done right
I can't say too much though, I'd be taken down for copyright
The network asked for me to take off air this personified roofie
And this pedophile furry is trying to grab Children's Boobys!
This Teddy Bear needs to be stuffed with all his empty bluffs, audience
My storytelling never Star-slips your only climax is with kids
Rule 34, Paddington, horrors not checkers and trite scares
So stop playing with yourself as if its a ”Checkerboard Nightmare”

Mr Bear:
Not even kids are Scared Yet they're sleeping from your so-called fright

Kris:
After you’re put in real sleep, I’ll easily take your spotlight

Mr Bear:
You’ll be needing a Candle, kid, cuz what I spit is pretty dark

Kris:
But I’m guessing it’s not as pedofilic as the kids you tore apart 
You’ll be hitting Channel Zero, ‘cause your winning’s SyFy
Won't need a 12 hour shift pasta to find out that he lied
I'd leave this Cadavre broken; but it isn't worth my time,
Since the only time people have a shit about you was back in 1999

Mr Bear:
I’m gonna have the final laugh, now let’s have a look back
Your verse and videos are shit, is that a myth or a fact?
Might want to darken up your logo, Mr Bear will leave you black and blue,I’ll put a bullet in your head! Looks like the worst has come to pass,
It’s the end of the show children! And an end to this broadcast.
Because I’ll cut your flow up with scissors; very dangerous for you..
When this fight’s Cale-done, the service will be for more than weather!

Kris Vs Mr.Bear - Rap War #3

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