Featuring CJ (audio exclusives)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCj_DbbCmYIe6H-3PpjGc2XDwMU2AhSh-L4-aEgKpek/edit
Commander Jacob as The Impostor
MetaMachine as Ridley
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmate (cameo)
Writing by MetaMachine and King Mewtwo
Additional help by GamingPlush64 and Mancha
Mixing / Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Hint for next battle: "Blue Screwups"

The Impostor vs. Ridley

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Old TN by Paige
New TN by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
Michael/Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)
Mixed by Light

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Ghostly blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit ill (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s not forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t follow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines?
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

old mix of zodiac killer vs ghostface

Lyrics/karaoke/trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bJ605mfo_YXNRWt1KDeUDBJAWEOs9FYUjHN3wLhhkYo/edit?ts=5ebfeeb1
HalaCG as Mulan
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Rey
Written by Jay, Bork, MetaMachine, Legengo and Mat4yo
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Rabi
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green underdogs" (featuring Raichous and J Morris the Review Guy)
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Honk honk we live in a society" (featuring Fxyfynn and ???)

Mulan vs. Rey

Cover art by Commander Jacob

CJ As Robocop
Light As Ultroni

Beat produced by: Hollywood Legend Productions:
Writers: Trakked, FyxFyn, Henry, Warp, ImJustBrenden
Mixed by light 

Lyrics:

Robocop (0:28):
Robocop Reporting; seems you’ve got yourself in quite a mess
I'll stop this Hack in his Tracks like he was a hydraulic press
Beware, bag of bolts. I’m known for defending what you hate
So stop donning that Crimson Cowl and fight me; face-to-face
Next to Loki or Thanos your master plan is quite cheap!
You brought shame on the MCU, It’s about time to move out, creep
Your AIM is extinction? Well, with such a flawed Vision,
Your own creation joining the Avengers was a given!

Ultron:
Time to kick-start a new Age, but a scrap of junk is in my way
Just a feeble, shot-down cop amidst Avengers in this fray?
Your humanity, got snapped away, with your cult-following and quality 
They terminated your legacy, and re-Robobooted your suffering
I spit Infinity, in this countdown to my viral tyranny 
Your sense of justice is rusted, busted, like the last film in your trilogy
The earth will crack from the failures of this sell-out tragedy
My own flesh got turned against me, remind you of your family?


Robocop:
I’ve the finest tech from OCP, sir, so don't cross this
Like a Gauntlet, I’ll give this tin Hitler Infinite losses
It’s my Prime Directive to leave robots like you screwed,
Nukes can’t scratch me, so what's your encephalo ray gonna do?
You’re just a bot with daddy issues who’ll in a minute start to thaw
‘Cause you’ll be in more of a disaster as if it was Murphy’s Law
Upgrade yourself all you want, your victory will still be fleeting,
Being made by Hank Pym means you’re used to taking beatings!

Ultron:
There are no strings on me, meanwhile a general is your puppeteer
I’m the ruler of the Phalanx! You don’t have any authority here.
Did you come packing Pym Particles? Cause it’s abundantly clear 
This Go Go Gadget Mall Cop is just an Ant to this overseer
Purge me from your computers, you can’t silent this virus 
You’re a Power Ranger without the Power, and a mockery of science!
Against this Master of Evil. you’ll be gunned down without hesitation,
Your death will be Quick as you take Silver and I begin your Annihilation

Robocop Vs Ultron - Rap War #6

Baku : DeegleNV
Pizza Time Pizza : Mancha (UBERocity) 
Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Party%20Animal.mp3
Beat Prod : Tristan
Written by Kamren, ColeDaDole, GamingPlush64 and Swoldow
Mixed by Dani Frias
Baku art by Rabi
Thumbnail by Paige

Intro :  

Baku :
Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now

[Door opens to the Pizza Time Pizza Establishment]

Pizza Man :
Hello sir, welcome to Pizza Time Pizza! What can I get you today?

Baku :
Ok lemme get that uhhh... BONELESS PIZZA with uhh two liter of Coke.

Pizza Man :
Sure! Do you want the special [unintelligible english] order to go with it?

Baku :
HELL FUCKIN NAH

[Beat starts]

Pizza Man :
Here at Pizza Time Pizza, we're a family, community
Not a dead meme, unworthy, of immunity from our deity
I've heard about your Boneless shtick, and it only left me bored
You look like the kind of clip art to buy clothes at a soup store
Didn't hop on any tracks, but on Hank's Bread, you tried to flow
Now you're here on this channel battling me, I thought you didn't do Promos?
Reminding me of Julian, so like him, you best stay out of my way
I'll be the second person you've met who don't play your type of games
With the stolen face and clothes, I wouldn't call that Fair Use
So what's the point of rapping on a track if you fail at that too?
Even if I take out the B, Aku is still an extra bitch
Since I've fleshed out my story more than anything you've got a Bone-In!

Baku :
This track got limited minutes bruh, wrap this shit up
Damn, I should've know y'all restaurants were always this corrupt 
Look, I ain’t joining your wack ass creepy cult shit bro   
You prolly got actual bones inside of your shit dough

Pizza Man :
Was that all in your vocab? It seems you need my school of education
Cause with those speeding tickets, guess you ran into a little situation!
I’m making bars behind my bars and still making a presence
While Seth ranked you below Tobi, I’d call that a Descension

Baku :
Need to get off my line, bitch. I mean, fucking hell
Your fuckin’ creator couldn’t be bothered to buy your damn URL
Decrypting hidden DMs n shit? I can't communicate with you properly
Because honestly? Y'ain't shit, I've been whooping chefs tryna fuck with me
What are you on about? Youtubers always got you Swept Up
So add my own to exposing inside your mind, I'm your host for now, bruh
And your lore bro? Fuck, and I thought K-Pop was hard to understand... 
But with those missing people? Bruh, where's the fucking cops when you need 'em?
Y'all ended on Halloween, so you ain't got shit, Spooky Pizza Man
When that shit went live, people Bale-d, and now your content’s bland
Man got no loyalty, abandoned followers and ego's Supreme
So fuck you, fuck your food service and your cult, Y E E T

Baku (Boneless Pizza) Vs Pizza Time Pizza - Rap Battle! (ft. DeegleNV & UBERocity)

In the 2nd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, we have classic vs modern. Simple vs difficult. Circle vs Square. We have Pac-Man against the World’s Hardest Game. Enjoy!

Alex the Beast as Pac-Man
Fightmarker as World's Hardest Game
Written by Commander Jacob (w/ additional help from Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome, and Freshy Kanal)
Mixed by Light
Produced by Allen Kass

[NEW VERSION] Pac-Man vs World's Hardest Game | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #2

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

Bill Cipher vs. Snatcher - Rap Battle

In celebration of Legend of Korra launching on Netflix, we have released the audio to our newest battle. It's the enemy of the Avatar: Prince Zuko versus the Force's chosen one: Anakin Skywalker. Who will come out on top?
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You could've found this battle first by subscribing to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0PGvIzEfdvePS-Qd-zShdw 
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Written By: Eric The Audible, Vladimyr P.
Mixed by: Jacob G.
Sound Effect Design: Jacob G. and Vladimyr P.
Edited by: Eric The Audible
Beat by:  Kustom
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CAST:
Zuko - Eric The Audible
Anakin - Jacob G.
Darth Vader - Light
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Lyrics

Zuko (0:14)
When fighting in the stars, you’ll burn harder than a Sozin sun
When in my element, I’ll roast another chosen one
The product of a prophecy is all you have to thank?
I’m a firebending master, ask your council ‘bout my rank

I’m scorching this, check again who you’re warring with, you took all of the glory when
You were forced into George’s story way more than the midichlorians
Stuck Orbitin’ a hero who captured audience attention 
Got minced, then your forbidden romance became the fandom’s menace

With a prequel so unequal, now your series is extinct
I’m the last dragon when I’m rapping, you’re Jesus meets Jar Jar Binks
I’ve noticed you’ve grown tense ever since I’ve thrown flames
You’re usually so stone faced, so Annie are you okay?

Anakin (0:58)
So this is the heir to the great fire nation?
You’ve got that Iroh flare - bring shame to your entire nation
I’ve got a bad feeling for you, that put me in agony guy
Cause the only tragedy worse than that rapping was your daddy’s last agni kai

*Lightsaber noise*

I shouldn’t strike with anger as a trained Jedi Knight
But keep talking out of line and a trained Jedi might
Your empire is impure, so unbalanced but I’m sure
I’ve fought off a more dark force than a hundred fire Lord’s wars

Only thing more maddening than sand is combating ‘gainst a flashy brat of a padawan 
Would’ve been bygones, then he mentioned qui-gon, now the blue spirit’s fearin’ the blue blade I’ve drawn
Treat your friends the worst, who knows why they even bother
I’d give you what you deserve, but Zuko I am not your father
Zuko (1:41):
Those stormtrooper style disses barely nicked me
Emancipated from slavery just to be bought out by Disney
Your delivery’s so jaded it made even die-hard fans die
You’ll fry like your order, restore honor to your franchise

*Breakdown*

Darth Vader (2:10):
*breathing* You’ll have more than scar tissue
I’m harnessing a darkness even the phoenix king couldnt Mark up to
Your heart was so broken, came last in the throne running
Wanna beat Azula? Then I’ll school you like the Younglings

Combustion on the mic like boom boom, leave you like mai so gloom, doomed
Katara’s in fear, there’s no spirit healing, search your feelings you know it's true
No new hope for return once the Jedi burn in fire
Don’t try fighting back or striking at my new empire

Zuko:
Your new empire? Is that why Palps will strike you down?
I’m shocked to see myself atop the moral high ground
There’s fate in this duel,  I’m sorry to end this challenge
But you can’t redirect this lightning until you restore the balance

Central Rap Battles: Zuko vs. Anakin

Cover Art by Commander Jacob

Cast -
MetaMachine as Bubsy
KyleRhysMarsh As Bugs 

Production -

Beat/Karaoke: Too-Hard-To-Kill-2--Audio-Network-UK.mp3
Audio Mixed by Jordan   
Demo by Commander Jacob
Written by Henry, Commander Jacob, ImJustBrenden, MC Fawful, Janssen Benedict

Beat by Audio Network

Lyrics

Bubsy:
Rabbit season came early! There’s no escape from this hunt! 
Seems this Wild Hare has a predator to confront!
Better Run off the Road, I go Wile E on opponents,
Show’s over, cause it seems yours got stolen by a rodent! 
You’ve made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, now your brand’s retired!
When I grab a mic, ya know my Paw’s on Fire
Don’t think you can win with your usual hat tricks,
‘Cause Tom and Jerry have ya beat when it comes to slapstick!
Can’t Warner wins from Disney and in this rap, you’re too slow!
I’ll steal the win like Bob Clampett stole  from  Chuck Jones!
You’re in a Space Jam, and more annoying than its theme song!
I’m facin’ a lanky Thumper, what could possibly go wrong?

Bugs:
Eh, ya bring up annoyance, but you’re one to talk!
I’m uppercuttin’ Bubsy, really show him what’s up, Doc!
Your series’ quality Dipped like your name was Roger Rabbit!
When I’m Unleashed, I’ll hit ya and disorient you like your graphics
You can’t hop on a beat, you take fall damage mad hard
This kitty got eaten as soon as he hit the Jaguar
When I drop raps, a bobcat’s getting stomped flat
I should keep your sound muted, Conker the Talk Rat
Tried to go 3D, but it bombed. Straight atomic
I’m a hit with my audience, you copied straight from Sonic!
You were the big cat in the 90s, till your company choked;
But does he have more than 6 games? Nope, that’s all folks!

Bubsy:
Wow, I’m impressed, you’re still playing this rap game?
Since eighty years of cartoons made this fossil a real pain!
Think you’ll diss a cult classic with that flow,
When your best modern accomplishment’s the Looney Tunes Show?
You’re Lola kind of crazy, thinking that rap’s a good offer,
You’ve been out of ideas since they turned your crew to toddlers!
Like your voice actor, everyone should leave you Blanc-ed out
I got your Furry Tail Fractured, nothing can stop me now!

Bugs:
Saying you got Paws on Fire, but that verse left me napping!
Might be thinking you’re Wily, but you’re despicable like Daffy!
If we’re talkin’ cartoons, I would stay silent
Since yours got cancelled before the dang pilot!
I rock Merrie Melodies, this icon’s the sure winner!
I’ll actually drop some ACME, ain't I a stinker?
Won this Claws Encounter, now I’m through with this hack
I just put you in your place, and this Woolie’s never Striking Back!

Bugs Vs Bubsy - Rap Battles by HenryJones

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Mancha as Garfield the Deals Warlock
Hippie Rat as Mr. Mistoffelees
garbageGothic as Victoria

Mr. Mistoffelees:
You made it! I’m impressed, never woulda guessed,
They forced you on this show like Clint does every quest
I’ll transform you to a beautiful ghost or you might
Be left a Memory gobbled up in the moonlight!
I’m a party animal – Me-a-Festo-fellees.
Show stoppin shot-caller, your collar's stopping fleas
Burmese and Siamese all suck on these!
Call me Gustmaster – beating you’s a breeze!
I make the laws, check Old Deuteronomy
And if you're not already neutered, you oughta be
So don’t sleep on me though I’m the cat’s pajamas
Cuz’ Deals Warlock ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

Garfield:
The greatest magicians have something to learn
When Mr. Mistoffelees gets awfully burned
I could sell you cheaper blades in my storefront
Once this asshole sees me release the butthole cut
So here’s the dealio, I’ve got this war-locked
You and your musical lost the plot
Cat got your tongue? For words, you’re at a loss, so
Buy your rhymes from me, at Fantasy Costco!
This twink wanted to sway me, and by God, you bet he tried
But I’d prefer my furry bait a bit more on the Heavi-side
You’re a stage-frightened performer whose charm is running dry
Competing to be the stray who deserves to fucking die!

Victoria:
Oh! Well, I never, was there ever,
A cat so never
able to recover 
the Sword of Doom?

Mr. Mistoffelees:
Now where could my pipe be?
Hear the, cat’s meow! Spinning fouettés en tournant!
Leaving theaters screaming “wow!” up until my final bow!
I do my twirls and the world’s praise is poured forth
You couldn’t spin in your Xena Frisbee sword form!
I never thought that Schrödinger’s search claimed
That the cat may not have been one in the first place!
When my raps scratch and they ask what I’m doing,
I’ll say I’m drawing blood to get your body pod brewing.

Garfield:
I’m even better at rhyming than stacking up G-Ps
Ring of the Grammarian, Mister Pistoffelees!
I’m out of this world! Talisman-trading tycoon!
But you? The Bureau’s already banned cats from the moon!
Your ego has seen a thousand examples
Had your leitmotif line this scene like “free samples.”
Never sell a Jellicle Ball to ec-o-nomical Jellicles
Or you’ll find out I’d have liquidated Jellicle testicles!
Your Warrior Cat name’s black tied up with a slight flaw,
Your character’s so watered down, that they would call you Whiteclaw!
Couldn’t get better than Webber, shot Broadway stocks upper,
Until Hooper turned your film into Fantasy Blockbuster!

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs Mr. Mistoffelees. The Rap Battle Zone #2

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

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