Well, this is awkward. But when Distrokid leaves you hanging and Spotify kills your music over AI bullshit, sometimes you gotta write a song about it.

I got falsely flagged for AI-generating track hits, even though I wasn’t. DistroKid did nothing. Spotify pulled my album—twice—without proof. I fought, I got bounced between chatbots, and I waited for answers that never came. So now? They get a track in their honor. And here’s the thing—Dirk Slasher doesn’t go quietly.

This is a full-throttle metal takedown of the gatekeepers who would rather trust an algorithm than the artists who built their platforms.

💀 From the mind of Dirk Slasher – Follow for more artist-owned, unkillable metal!

Distrokid and Spotify Vs. Dirk Slasher

🔥 DIRK SLASHER – METAL, MAYHEM, AND MADNESS 🔥
🚧 It Started with a Collapse. Then Came the Music. 🚧

In March 2024, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed, shutting down the Port of Baltimore and leaving thousands of workers—including me—out of work for months. With time on my hands and chaos in the world, I did the only thing that made sense...That’s when Dirk Slasher decided to make an album.I started experimenting with Suno, crafting music by combining raw ideas, lyrics, and concepts into something massive. From there, I took those tracks into Logic Pro, still learning, still innovating, pushing every song to hit harder, sound bigger, and bring stories to life in ways I never imagined.
🎭 Story-Driven Metal with No Boundaries
Dirk Slasher isn’t about whining or self-pity—it’s about fighting monsters, facing the apocalypse, and laughing in the face of doom. Every song tells a story, from battling chupacabras with a pointy stick to Dirk himself taking on Moby Dick.The music itself? A brutal mix of thrash, industrial, and horror-fueled chaos. Some tracks punch like old-school Sabbath, others hit like Ministry on a warpath. One moment, you’re in an 80s British Steel throwback, the next, it’s a full-speed hair metal anthem straight out of a neon-drenched, leather-clad fever dream. No two songs sound the same, because where’s the fun in that?And if you think that’s it—Dirk Slasher is also a gamer. I stream Call of Duty Zombies, Zombie Army 4, horror shooters, and anything that lets me cause mayhem on my YouTube channel. Expect wild commentary, over-the-top action, and some of the dirtiest tricks in the book. And yeah, all my music is on my channel too.
🔥 Join the Madness – Follow & Listen 🔥
This is independent, underground metal with no limits. No label, no corporate nonsense—just raw, unfiltered mayhem. Follow for metal that’s brutal, ridiculous, and 100% unstoppable.🎧 Find me here on SoundCloud, and catch me on YouTube for even more madness.
📺 YouTube Channel: Dirk Slasher💀 Dirk Slasher was here.