Pepsi-maaaaaaaaaaan! My last bio was too long, took up the entire letter count. 

Age: Pepsi
Gender: Pepsi
Location: Somewhere in America, maybe in New York? Who knows, I give Pepsi. 
Arch nemesis: Coke guy
Favourite drink: Pepsi
Gender orientation: Pepsi
Prefers: Pepsi
Favourite game: Pepsiman on the PS1

I used to be on the front page. THE FRONT PAGE! Now they don’t want me anymore. But at least some people remember. Even some Americans who never saw the commercials on TV.

Yeah I like memes, what’s wrong with that? They’re cool.

Gender equality, not gender bias. Everyone is equal. Except Coke guy.

Don't eat the rich, that's cannibalism. 

Who is Steve Jobs?

I will sometimes accidentally reupload other peoples songs, instead of putting the song on loop. Sorry.

If you're looking at my likes, it's just full of game OST's, memes and every now and then, an actual song.

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