A nice little christmas story to tell your kids

Tuning: GCGCFAD

Lyrics (you'll need them):

A cottage glows at the end of the lane,
warm lights flicker through the freezing rain.
Inside, a family sleeps unaware,
while something claws up the chimney stair. 

He moves like smoke with a frostbit grin,
boots dripping ice and forgotten sin.

The floorboards creak
a whisper grows 
a shadow looms
and softly crows

The father wakes first to the sound of the frost,
freezing wind whispering what’s already lost.
He reaches for warmth but finds only dread
a towering figure
and eyes glowing red. 
HES GONNA DIE!

SILENT NIGHT
THEIR FINAL NIGHT
DRAGGED THROUGH SNOW
WITHOUT A FIGHT
HOE HOE HOE! 

A Nice Little Christmas Story (Santa Kills A Family Of Four)

A paean to famous author and dental revolutionary, Dr. Crick.

— LYRICS —

Francine had a toothache
A nagging, throbbing sore
Tormenting her for weeks
Francine had a toothache
With the unrelenting pain
She couldn’t get a good night’s sleep

Francine made the call
Every day she made the call
Each time she made the call
With a simple question

Francine made the call
Every day she made the call
Each time she made the call
With a simple question

Can I please
Can I please
Can I please just get an appointment?!
I can’t get an appointment!

Out of options and out of hope
Francine turned to Dr. Crick
A half of whisky and rusty pliers
Will surely do the trick!

Wait and see
Just you see
Wait and see
You won’t need an appointment

“I’m going to let you into a secret.
Here’s all you need to do…
That’s right.
Every. Single. One.”

All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
Every single one!

All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
All of them
That’s right
All of them
Every single one!

Pull them out
That’s right
All of them
Every single one!

All I need
All I need
All I need
Is soup and a straw!



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Programming drums, mixing and mastering for the band Blood Moon for their participation at the "​​.​​​.​​​.​​Of Devil's Art & Magick​​.​​​.​​​.​​" 6way Split​​/​​Collaboration

Blood Moon - Lunatic Echoes Of The Night Eternal

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barroom bullshit

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Not Your Regular BigMac (Satan Made It)

Just a bit of fun here. And as the song says, it’s the most tremendous new musical experience you can have....
Found an old collection of bass loops I'd recorded way back in 2015 / 2016 for a song that never quite worked out when I tried to record it. Anyways, for reasons unbeknownst to me now, at some stage over the last 4 or 5 years I sped those loops up and duly forgot about them again.  After getting a new computer last month I decided I should either delete or do something with all the random incomplete or abandoned music taking up disk space. Thusly I dragged a generic drum beat in with the loops and added some old advertisement and movie samples found at archive.org and behold, I created what is the closest I'll ever come to creating a novelty song.
The original music from which the bass loops for this song were taken can be found here:
https://soundcloud.com/graeme-mc-pherson/they-dug-everything-out-of-the-earth

And if you're a glutton for punishment, there's a video for "1 minute 40 seconds" here:
https://youtu.be/J0q-bC2qrbk

Not Your Regular BigMac (Satan Made It)

Olbak666