Run For The Rum
(lyrics)

Got a transgender salamander space commander
Tellin' me Bernie Sanders was a contender
Liberal pander
If your heart bleeds put some barbecue sauce on your knees, if you please
Have some government cheese

American trees don't speak Iraqinese 
I've got cheeseburgers and refugees

Run for the rum
Mandela makes you cum 
Thought you had a son
But your daughter bought a gun

Got an orange goblin
Steady mobbin' 
Turkey gobblin'
Tellin' me Hillary stole his precious golden treasury
Right-wing conspiracy 
Jesus did not drink socialist tea, had a bad knee, peed on trees, and spoke to bees

American trees don't speak Iraqinese 
I've got cheeseburgers and refugees

Run for the rum
Mandela makes you cum 
Thought you had a son
But your daughter bought a gun

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