you are too old to begin the training
and fat you are
fattie

Well I Got a problem 
its my big fat gut
if i dont loose some weight 
ill be telling you what
my blood pressures high
 and so is my brain
my stomack is distended
 and fattie is my name 
fat fat fat fat 
I cant climb a fence
when i run i may die
give me a big bacon breakfasts baby
or you'll see me cry
I sweat while im sleeping
i avoid the stairs
i got a muffin top baby and i dont care
fat fat fat fat 


Cyco Miko On Drums
 While Junez Eats a  Whopper

Sir Hitz Alot Rides Once More

A Systematic Collision With The Asshole In My Head!

"Magic is what we do. Music is how we do it." -- Jerry Garcia

Welcome to my page, my peers, associates, friends, and musical family. I'm a lifelong, multi-instrumentalist musician who records prolifically and joyfully. You'll hear me play guitar, bass (regular four string, and four and five string fretless), mandolin, banjo, keys (piano, organ, synth), lap slide, sitar, and sing on my recordings here. I've been in a few dozen bands in my life, playing everything from bluegrass, jazz, rock, jam band, reggae, funk, afrobeat, Middle Eastern, traditional Irish, singer/songwriter, pop/covers, to experimental/avant garde. 
  Since I found SoundCloud a couple years ago, I've found many talented, creative people with whom to create music. However, in the summer of '23 I formed a band called The Eclectic Collective with some of my favorite musicians I've met through here. It started as a loose collective of musicians and coalesced into a core group of musicians who find other musicians with whom we'd like to make music, then run their songs through our process, and in effect add a full band. That core of The Eclectic Collective includes Tez (Llanpsych), J.J. Terrel, Ken (K2 and the Three), Stephen (Texmex Shaman), Chris (cgmaness), and Mark (mistermark). A couple of other musicians are frequent collaborators, as well, including Artur of Surfers Like Us, and Steve Vervaet of Steve's World. More recently, we've been joined by Carl of The Beautiful Dark fame. 
  The magic of music is amplified exponentially by each person adding to it. So, we really try to add our sorcery all kinds of music from all kinds of artists. Sometimes, we keep it within the group, but a lot of what we do is collaboration with other artists. Therefore these days, 100% of what I do is collaboration, within the group or with other artists on the side.
  I, and we, are also available for hire if you have a song or lyrics and you really want to add bigger instrumentation or a band and good production to it. 
  A small sampling of the artists whom I consider primary influences, and whom you will hear coming through my fingers include Phish, The Flaming Lips, The Grateful Dead, Radiohead, Rye Cooder, Steve Earle, Miles Davis, Fela Kuti, Arcade Fire, Mikey Dread, Yellowman, Purpleman, The Meditations, Michigan and Smiley, Lee Perry, Dillinger, Django Reinhardt, Impossible Recording Machine, The Allman Bros Band, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Cream, Bela Fleck, Les Claypool, Sam Bush, David Grissman, John Prine, Talking Heads, Beastie Boys, MMW, Moe., Morphine, Ween, Steve Lukather, Michael McDonald, John Abercrombie, Dave Holland, John Scofield, Victor Wooten,  Cannonball Adderly, Thelonious Monk, Flea, Parliament Funkadelic,  Frank Zappa, Prince Paul, Pete Rock, Thievery Corporation, Amon Tobin, Chet Baker, Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Astrud Gilberto, Carol Kaye, Tame Impala, Mumford and Sons, Japanese Breakfast, LCD Soundsystem, Beach House, Sean Lennon, and Billy Strings, but of course there are many more. I also really like and am influenced by traditional Iranian, Palestinian, Indian, Sri Lankan, Sudanese, Mauritian, Somalian, Egyptian, West African, and Syrian music. I welcome anyone who plays non-western music to contact me for a collaboration, too.
 I'm overjoyed to have found my community on SoundCloud. This is a truly unique forum where everyone is sincerely trying to build each other up. The profoundly supportive and positive SoundCloud community has really opened up an exciting new world of collaboration for me. That is the main reason I'm in the Cloud, actually, to connect with other musicians and make music that I enjoy listening to, and hopefully others do, as well. I am ALWAYS looking to collaborate with interesting musicians, mostly though BandLab, which is where I record almost exclusively. It's a solid, free digital audio workstation hub where you can share recording projects, even if it's not where you make your recordings.
  Everything I do is live instrumental, not programmed, and using no computer beyond my phone. That's not to say that I would be opposed to using that kind of tool, it's just not my preferred medium with which to paint. If you like my music, please share it. If you want to collaborate, my BandLab handle is @bingo_pajama. Feel free to contact me at cornbreadband@hotmail.com, as well, even if you aren't on BandLab.
  If your music is primarily AI, please don't come around my page, as I'm not at all interested in complimenting a machine.
  Here's a link to music I've recorded live with a group of musicians here in Pittsburgh called The Northumberland Street Ramblers.
Check out The Northumberland Street Ramblers on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/fU4Me

Greetings From The members Of DarkLight.
We offer our latest Album Apple Seed And All Of Our Previous Albums For free download 
For The Warden And For The World 
STAY METAL
Love Respect and forgiveness and Heavy Metal People

Music is Key.

DarkLight Are:
The Junez https://soundcloud.com/user-170387368?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Ed https://soundcloud.com/constrictedfreedom?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

The cover art for our SoundCloud banner and for our upcoming Backfire album is done by the awesome Candelaria Mendez: https://www.instagram.com/lata.psd/ - https://latapsd.empretienda.com.ar/
Gracias Cande!

DARKLIGHT LISTENS AND REPOSTS ON THE HURTFUL JUNEZ & THE HATE CATZ REPOST PAGE https://soundcloud.com/user-576093125-664027554?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing   listed below feel free to submit any style of music there for replay!     ROCK ON

All Hurtfull Junez & The Hate catz tracks Are Free For Down Load
@user-170387368
Get Em While They Are Hot N Stinky

Socially Distxnt in on an indefinate hiatus due to creative differences. To anyone who followed us we want to say Thank You. We will be posting our b-sides sporadically so please keep your eyes and ears peeled.lol

Appreciation》
SD



kind
yet
underestimated
ugly
violent 
behavior
is just not me
percetion is reality
rental tux
tremedous fuck
mostly
no luck


FREE TO DOWN LOAD 
THE wArden & The  Junez are A1 Project
 It's OK To Make Mistakes.
Check Out Our First Album POWERTRONIC 666 Here On Sound Cloud For Free Bitches 


wArden https://soundcloud.com/user-625355949?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Junez https://soundcloud.com/junezunsane?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

LOST & FOUND JUNEZ IV
 

New album  Lost And Found Junez IV

All Music Free For Down Load
Guitars 
Bass
Vox
Recorded With Cubase
Drums Live and Programmed 
EZ Drummer 3
Synth
Looperman
Micro Freak
Halion Sonic 
Fender Jazz
Yamaha 5 string
Jackson 5 String
Ibanez 7 String Guitar 
Fender Tele 
Fender Strat 
Alisis Drum KItt
Miny Genie Organ 
Sure 57 Mic 
Sample Stealer
The Hurtful One
Purple Jesus 
JUNEZ
Many Thanks To Mine Own
Much Love And Respect
Rock On Mother Fuckerz

Check Me Out Being Basic ON The Youtubes

werd!

HERE ARE FREEDOWNLOAD ACAPPELLAS 
for WHO WANT USE PARTS & REMIX IT...
READ TRACK's INFOS  FOR DETAILS...

MORE VOCALS WILL COME AGAIN...

Special Page with New Choice of Acappellas FreeDL for Who Want do Original Mixs with it. 
THANKS TO LIKE THE COLLABS REPOSTED :) <3

Thx for visiting and listening, I am an amateur guitarist, play a little keybord, bass and drums too. I love music.

Three men who like rocking garage heavy metal (80s and 90s thrash metal, oldschool death, punk, grind rock and stuff), drinking beer and texting funny, amazing and bloodthirsty lyrics (Highschool problematics, German historical problematics, frogs, cold war, Punic Wars, Sioux wars, murderer, true crime etc). And drinking beer.

BLUE LEADER STANDING BY 

The Social Distance are..
The Junez; Bass, Guitar,Vox, Drum programing , Keys
Mike Cyco Burke Drums , Guitar ,Vox , Keys
Jon The Coach  Guitar, Vox
Lee Guitar

All Hurtfull Junez & The Hate catz tracks Are Free For Down Load
@user-170387368
Get Em While They Are Hot N Stinky