The still in progress debut album of the 13 Amp Clan. 

Vocals by Hyper Swan, J. Lupz and Microwave Matthews.

Lyrics by Hyper Swan, J. Lpuz, Old Commander Knight, Microwave Matthews, Mega Zach, Cider King and Beyond the Graves.

Produced by Anno Domini Beats, MTC Beatz, Sedivi, Tapich Beats, Jacob Lizotte, Kwon and NEFFEX.

Additional sound effects by jazzy.junggle.net.

"Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal and Armand van Helden (2009).
Backing track sourced from Poison Karaoke.

Hardwired

S.M.A.L.L (Scandinavian Marine Aquatic Life Lyrics), a song about Finnish Finless Fish, Swedish Salmon, Danish Dolphins, Norwegian Newts, Latvian Lobsters, Polish Porpoises, Lithuanian Lionfishes and Estonian Eels. Written by J. Lupz and Ben Halford of Hyper Swan Parodies. 

Original Track "Invincible" by Anno Domini Beats (2018).

S.M.A.L.L (ft. J. Lupz)

This one is courtesy of Old Commander Knight of the 13 Amp Clan. This one's a beatbox rap about the Long Ninja living in Vienna, chasing the Tap Man who just wants to protect his apple strudel.

Written and performed by Ben Halford. Co-written by Old Commander Knight.

Music: "Beatbox Lighter" by Kwon and "sratch.01" by DJ JazZy JunGgle (http://profiles.google.com/jun66le)

"scratch.01" used under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).
Changes made: Used as an intro.

Picture sourced from Wikimedia Commons.

The Long Ninja (ft. Old Commander Knight)

Why can't anyone in Caerphilly recycle their oat milk cartons? Here's the account of one man who tries to take matters into his own hands and ends up on the run from the law. From the mind of Microwave Matthews of the 13 Amp Clan comes a tale of bureaucracy and heavy machinery. 

Written and performed by Hyper Swan. Co-written by Microwave Matthews. 

Music : "Manifest It (Instrumental)" by NEFFEX.

Picture by Ajuliette102, source: (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Oatly_Barista_Edition_2_(2).jpg)
used under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en)
Changes made: Text added and used as part of the video.

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Oat Milk Recycling Raiders (ft. Microwave Matthews)

Just a casual afternoon cooking in the kitchen and gardening in the garden.

Written and performed by Hyper Swan. Co-written by Mega Zach.

Music: "Free Me (Instrumental)" by NEFFEX and "scratch.01" by jazzy.junggle.net.

"scratch.01" used under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).
Changes made: Used as an intro.
             
Picture: (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:French-fries-155679.svg) by OpenClipart - Vectors.
Used under  Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication License
(https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/deed.en)

Raw Chips (ft. Mega Zach)

You think you know the story of the Princes in the Tower. Think again. Now new evidence has been uncovered in the form of a medieval drill rap, penned by none other than Edward V of England himself, about what really happened to him and his brother, Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York. Completely historically accurate. 

Written and performed by Hyper Swan.

Co-written by Beyond the Graves. 

Produced by Tapich Beats (Medieval PT.2) 2022.
(https://youtu.be/627-S6XBJT0?si=XONUvdSwkQpm5ibI)

Picture "The king and his brother" by Robert Delaroche (1830).

Princes in the Tower (ft. Beyond the Graves) (Prod. Tapich)

Lyrics from the mind of Hyper Swan and J. Lupz, concering the process of moving stock around and pricing tickets. Also featuring a sample of "Bonkers" because the entire thing is bonkers.

Written by Hyper Swan and J. Lupz

Performed by Hyper Swan.

Original song "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal and Armand van Helden (2009).
Backing track sourced from Poison Karaoke (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n5EfaqTaY4)

Produced by MTC Beatz. (JAWS) 2020
Produced by Sedivi (EYEWITNESS) 2023.

Picture "Fisch als Wappenelement" by Mrmw.

Fish Slap Trap (ft. J. Lupz) (Prod. by MTC Beatz and Sedivi)

Serious Volume Warning Ahead! For the first time ever, the 13 Amp Clan goes Death Metal on a brand of chocolates!

Written and performed by Hyper Swan, J. Lupz, Microwave Matthews and Jacob Lizotte.

Original Track: "Baptized by Fire" by Jacob Lizotte.

Picture: "Candy - Quality Street" by WiseMan42.

Quality on Death Metal Street (ft. J. Lupz, Microwave Matthews and Jacob Lizotte)

The 13 Amp Clan bring you the sequel to S.M.A.L.L with all the animals of the South Wales coastline.

The sequel to S.M.A.L.L finally sees the light of day. Feauting aquatic animals from across the coast of South Wales. 

Written by Hyper Swan, J. Lupz, Microwave Matthews and Cider King. Produced by Anno Domini Beats.

Beat: "Coast" by Anno Domini Beats.

This work, "S.W.I.M.M", is adapted from "Swan in Pembroke, South Wales (16653642643)" by Bryan Ledgard, used under Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en)
(https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Swan_in_Pembroke,_South_Wales_(16653642643).jpg)

S.W.I.M.M (ft. J. Lupz, Microwave Matthews and Cider King) (Prod. by Anno Domini Beats)

The theme for a podcast that never got used, complete with a jingle for an equally unrealised segment.

Lyrics and music by Hyper Swan.

Picture by Thomas Affleck

Take A Seat (Unused Podcast Theme)

Disclaimer: Contains Strong Language 

This was a dumb idea, but since MoistCr1TiKaL's review of Emilia Pérez made me laugh quite a lot here we are.

Original Video: "I Told You I'd Watch This Trash" by penguinz0

Performed by MoistCr1TiKaL

Music: "Calvin Harris" by Josh Pan

Arrangement and Mixing by Hyper Swan

Emilia Pérez logo in Public Domain. Picture by Page 114 et Why Not Productions

Critical Pérez (penguinz0  Josh Pan Dance Remix)

In The Grand Tour Presents...Seamen, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May  are kept awake all night by a generator and a banging tune coming from a wall of Thang Super Basses. To this very day no one knows the original artist behind this music discovered in the floating town of Pursat in Cambodia. Please anyone who hears this remix search for the name of the artists behind the original masterpiece. 

Original track by Unknown Artists

Vocals by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May

Mixing and Rearrangement by Hyper Swan

Audio sourced from The Grand Tour and Top Gear compilations:

"Hammond, Clarkson and May Road Rage Compilation" by Niks V
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLuf8Vq4e9I&t=88s)

"Clarkson, Hammond, May Logics Compilation" by Mustang150
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWmekWNUe-Y&t=519s)

"Clarkson, May, Hammond Listening to the Radio Compilation" by Mustang 150
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeiloR08zvc&t=226s)

"James May's Rage Moments Compilation" by dtmhncot
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDuIzP-eX9s&t=490s)

"James May Shouting "CLARKSON!!!" Compilation" by incT
(https://studio.youtube.com/video/MOclOm0QUiw/edit)

"Oh for God Sake" - Jeremy Clarkson" by TekkenBones
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAGDR3Vl8I)

Top Gear Owned by the BBC. The Grand Tour owned by W. Chump & Sons Ltd.

Disclaimer: This track is intended for comedic and non-profit purposes and no copyright infringement is intended. 

Thang Super Bass (The Grand Tour Remix)

Volume and Language Warning!

This one is a bit of a mad experiment even by the example that's been set, but Jonathan Pie's rant about the US's handling of the War in Ukraine sounded oddly musical to my ears. 

Original Video "The Art of the Deal" by Jonathan Pie/Tom Walker (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0nUUqG_Ag&sttick=0)

Lyrics by Jonathan Pie

Music: "Back to the Future" by Ofshane

Mixing and Arrangement by Hyper Swan

The Art of Appeasement (Jonathan Pie Ofshane Remix)

VOLUME WARNING!

With the news that Fyre Festival 2 may be happening for real, leave it to Anthony Fantano to provide a dance breakdown of totally not fabricated excitement at the headline act to a funky dance beat.

Original Video: "Fyre Festival 2 Is Going to Be Lit" by fantano: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=463ZNUcdjsc)

Lyrics by Anthony Fantano

Music: "Rate the Rizz" by The Soundlings

Mixing and Arrangement by Hyper Swan

St. Anthony's Fyre (Fantano The Soundlings Remix)

A friendly reminder from the 13 Amp Clan that the orchards of Caerphilly are fermenting a cider of beastly proportions. 

Lyrics by Hyper Swan and Cider King

Produced by BK ThE DEF

Beat: "Akira" by BK ThE DEf leased under Premium (Wav) License.

Performed by Hyper Swan

Picture: "Apple-2535260 1920.jpg" by ski4fd. Sourced from Wikimedia Commons.

Bittersharp (ft. Cider King) (prod. BK ThE DEF)

NOTE: This is a re-upload. Apologies if the instrumental sounds weird as it has been re-worked due to copyright concerns.

A parody/ode to the Making of Harry Potter Studio Tour in London, and to Mr. Matthew Anson and his work as a producer on "Bath Spa Number 15 (A)", our original parody of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5".

Disclaimer: This work is intended for non-profit and comedic uses only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Lyrics by Hyper Swan

Mixing and Mastering by Hyper Swan

Original Song "Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of)" by Lou Bega (1999).

Performed by Hyper Swan.

Harry Potter No. 5 (Anson)

Why did the pheasant cross the road? To get to the other pie. 

Performed by Hyper Swan, Taming of the Frew and L-Roc

Original track "Danger Snow" by Dan Henig

Mixed and Mastered by Hyper Swan

"Shotgun Shooting Things" by 18hiltc (Freesound)

Pheasant Pie (ft. Taming of the Frew & L-Roc) (Prod. Dan Henig)

A comedy hyper rap about the perils of getting to work in Cardiff on time. 

Backing track "Shiny Tech II" by Kevin MacLeod:

"Shiny Tech II" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rap performed by Ben Halford.

Cardiff Run (Hyper Rap)

A parody of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" about Bath Spa University. The last in a series of Bath Spa parody songs started with "Bath Spa Number 15 (A)".

Original Song: "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio (1995).

Also samples "Pastime Paradise" by Stevie Wonder (1976).

Backing track from backingtrackmp3s.com.

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Song recorded and performed by Ben Halford.

Spartan Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody)

Shots have been fired. 

Original song by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt and Nate Dogg (2000).

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-commercial and comedic purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Parody written and recorded by Ben Halford.

Halford vs. Bailey Round 1 (The Next Episode Parody)

A parody of Skepta's "Shutdown", but this time it's in a the tech department of a huge retail outlet.

Original song by Skepta (2015).

Instrumental sourced from Dylan K (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dITRWF6Z4o8)

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.)

Photograph by CH 3 198 001.

Picture used under Creative Commons License:
(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en)

Parody written and recorded by Ben Halford.

Marked Down (Shutdown Parody)

A Dark Souls-themed parody of James Brown's classic "It's a Man's Man's Man's World". Featuring references to souls, bonfires, the First Flame, Seath the Scaleless and much more.

Original song "It's a Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown (1966).

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-proft and comedic purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Title by FromSoftware and Bandai Namco Entertainment.

Picture by Gregory Varnum.

Picture used under Creative Commons License:

(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en)

Recorded and Performed by Ben Halford.

It's A Dark Dark Dark World (Dark Souls/James Brown Parody)

A Christmas parody of Chuck Berry's classic song "Johnny B. Goode", this time about Santa Claus. Or is it?

Original Song by Chuck Berry (1958).

Backing track sourced from backingtracksmp3x.com.

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Song performed and recorded by Ben Halford.

"Silent Night" performed by Ben Halford. Music sourced from tab from Songsterr.

Santa J. Claus (Johnny B. Goode Christmas Parody)

A public transport-centric parody of Madcon's 'Beggin'. If you've ever taken a Transport for Wales train anywhere, you'll be familiar with the situations described here.

Original song by Madcon (2007).

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.

Photo by Jeremy Segrott from Cardiff, Wales, UK.

Photo used under Creative Commons License:
(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en)

Recorded and performed by Ben Halford.

Severn Tunnel Blues (Beggin' Parody)

A parody of Jennifer Hudson's 'Spotlight' about learning to drive. Lots of beeping and false starts included.

Original song by Jennifer Hudson (2008).

Backing track from: (https://backingtrackmp3x.com/).

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.

Parody written and performed by Ben Halford.

Traffic Lights (Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson Parody)

A special edition 5th of November reading of the iconic revolutionary speech from the 2005 film V for Vendetta.

Original speech performed by Hugo Weaving.

V for Vendetta directed by James McTeigue and written by the Wachowskis. Made and distributed by Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Based on the DC/Vertigo graphic novel by Alan Moore and David Lloyd.

Disclaimer: This recitation is for non-profit and entertainment purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Music by Kevin MacLeod:

Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Dangerous" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Dark Times" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Nerves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

1812 Overture by Piotyr Illyich Tchaikovsky (1880).

Picture by ERMlibrarian
(https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GuyFawkesMask.jpg)

Picture used under Creative Commons License: (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en)

This work is distributed under Creative Commons Attribution – ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

V for Vendetta: V's Revolutionary Speech (Recitation)

A lighthearted parody of Stevie Wonder's "Part Time Lover" about an ongoing drama in the British royal family. No royals were harmed in the making of this track.

Original song "Part Time Lover" by Stevie Wonder (1985). 

Disclaimer: This parody is intended for non-profit and comedic purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.

Backing track sourced from https://backingtracks.co/.

Picture by Cyril Davenport (sourced from https://commons.wikimedia.org/)

Parody written and performed by Ben Halford.

Part Time Royals (Part Time Lover Parody)

A recitation of V's famously alliterative introductory monologue from the 2005 film V for Vendetta. I actually recorded this before I did the revolutionary speech, so we're doing some time travel for this one.

Original monologue performed by Hugo Weaving.

V for Vendetta directed by James McTeigue and written by the Wachowskis. Made and distributed by Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Based on the DC/Vertigo graphic novel by Alan Moore and David Lloyd.

Disclaimer: This recitation is for non-profit and entertainment purposes only and no copyright infringement is intended.

Music by Kevin MacLeod:

"Long note One" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Picture by tasteful_tn (顔なし/Tim Notari): 
(source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:V_for_Vendetta_mask_-_20071024.jpg)

Picture used under Creative Commons Licence:
(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en)

This recitation is covered by Creative Commons License:
(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en) 

Recitation performed by Ben Halford.

V for Vendetta: V's Introductory Monologue (Recitation)

Just a swan with no musical training who tells jokes every now and then.

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