ASTRONOMICAL

Why hello there my name is Cyrus Bastankhah but you can refer to me as King Lord Father Cyrus The Third Twice Removed for short. I am a very social guy and I love to make people laugh and smile. I play a little basketball when opportunity presents itself. I have played ultimate Frisbee before and I didn’t need any medical assistance afterwards so I guess that means I’m physically capable of doing it at least a few more times in my lifetime. I’m not the most physically active person in existence but I make up for this by being social. Also like I said, I can play basketball just as long as it’s like a 1 on 1 kind of a thing. I really do love talking to people and making them laugh. Seeing people laugh and smile as a result of something I have said is one of the most rewarding feelings I can think of. The only way I can think of how to describe it is to say that it’s a lot like making something with your own two hands and then someone coming up to you and saying that whatever you just made is super amazing and that they really like it. Except with laughter I don’t actually have to make anything, all I have to do is talk, and that suits my desire to live a physically demanding free life. Speaking of my life. I am happily single and I live with my two parents. I allow them to share a lovely two story home with me, just as long as they cook clean and shower me with everything that I so do deserve. I also just so happen to be an only child so this allows for more of my parents time and money to be spent on me versus someone that isn’t me. I’m not saying that I would share with my siblings if I did have any, I’m just saying that they would need to be funded off of crowdfunding like kickstarter or something. Then whatever they buy, I’ll share it with them. I have lived in Friendswood all of my life, and I must say that things have really improved ever since I was born. 
Being Persian as really not had a cultural influence on me at all really. Like I’m basically pretty white and I have the inner thigh skin to prove it. I am however one of the hairiest students currently enrolled in Friendswood high school but at least when people are like oh Cyrus you’re hairy, I’m like yeah but did you also know that I’m Persian, and us Persians had an Empire about 3,000 years ago. It may have been 3,000 years ago but it’s the thought that counts and we thought about that empire life 3,000 years ago. Also we have these really fat white fluffy Persian cats to show for. Then I usually offer to mail them some of my hair, and that’s usually the last time I hear from them about my appearance. 

People love to make fun of you for just about anything in 5th grade and at first I was like an injured gazelle that was slowly bleeding to death on a wild African Sahara. But then as time went on I began to realize that I have a way with words, and that I have the words to fight back and to crown myself a new empire amongst the intermediate children that urinated in their pants before me. Without being put in a situation where I would need to defend myself verbally I may have never realized that I have a gift with people and a way with words.

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ASTRONOMICAL

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