Written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2017

As heard on episode 69 of The Dick Show (36m11s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-69/

Lyrics:

Sean, you're the most handomest man in the world,
I wish that I was  girl,
Or that you were gay coz that way,
You could be inside of me

Sean, ever since I heard,
You're weird fat voice saying words,
I thought I knew, that you,
Were an obese ginger smoking herb,

But then I ponied up the dough and saw your face on the livestream,
I'm a straight man but I gotta say you're really testing me,
I don't even care if I have to share you with Layc,
I'm yours, I'm yours, oh Sean

Now I know you like a good pop hook so I'm hooking you good, I hope I'm doing it good for you, Seany
I really hope I got a good pop hook, as good as how good Sean looks, and I hope it makes you, hope it makes you, hope it makes you, horny

Sean, you're the most handomest man in the world,
I wish that I was  girl,
Or that you were gay coz that way,
You could be inside of me

Sean Love

Lyrics written and performed by MCMC ©2017

Music written, performed and produced by Aciou ©2017 https://soundcloud.com/aciou

Lyrics:

Boisterous.. You're gonna get Lampooned mate.. MCMC comin’ for you..

Now he's a Funny fat cunt so I'll give him a pass, 
but I’m still gonna light a fire up under his arse 
I've got to ask, when he's chugging that booze,
all mysterious stories leaking through, 
Asterios, I'm speaking to you, 
This is a chance, for you to get sober, dude, 
it's true, I'm really not trying to be rude, 
but you be chattin such bollocks and I'm not in the mood, 
You're chatting SHIT, all across the airwaves, 
make like tim changzzzzz and go live in a cave, 
And if you wanna get saved 
REHAB
It’s the only way and until that day I'll say...

Asterios Lies (x4)

Nah just kidding fam, you did fuck up though, 
your life's a tragic manic mess regardless bro, 
and no, don't try to mess with the best and 
Yes, that is me, but with you it doesn't matter
A blind man could see, in this two man battle 
it's a beef, where you're just eating nuggets getting fatter, 
A sad catwoman in the ring, and still you're sadder,
A spherical, credible, hulk getting madder, and madder
That my rhymes be getting badder and badder
batter batter, batter batter, better batter up,
I’m Lyrically battering a tool(slash)cuck, 
Less spine than in a shitty rehashed book,

Creepier than the Armenian Babadook,
ha, look, it’s some tumbleweed, 
from when Grumblebee clumsily tried to be a comedy,
But hey I guess it worked,
Coz your only competition was Wayne Brady,
And it may be you think I’m just fucked,
you may say your quality’s gone up,
I say calm down bruv that’s a bit of a reach,
And anyway all the funny bits were written by Peach,

And if not her, then let me see,
Probably a team of hot sweet ladies, 
and when he’s not dunk, he’s smoking weed,
Gets into a lady frenzy,
Speaking of which I know I’m tryn’a diss, 
Asterios has got game and it goes like this:

1. Treat them mean
2. Lock them up

That’s right he’s running a comedy sweatshop
Anyway it’s nearly done, I’m gonna have to stop
I’m gonna leave you all with that hot goss drop
heed my words and hear what I said
 
And if you wanna hear more then keep pulling the thread

Ass-tear-ios Roast (Produced by Aciou)

Music written by Elliott Smith, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018 (except drums sampled from the original, which can be found here: https://vimeo.com/47953428)

Lyrics written by MCMC and performed by MCMC and Kandollinhide (https://soundcloud.com/user-786056730) ©2018

As heard on episode 87 of The Dick Show (36m11s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-87/

Lyrics: 

First the mic, then a half cup of soup, Debating both sides,
Smart Mark's his audio engineer now, 
- And I'm the cuck that Mark takes around town -
He does not appear composed, and I think that he knows, 
We can all tell, 
His dead sunken eyes tell it all, 
He stares into space like a dead china doll,

I'm never gonna like Maddox now, so I'll just keep on loving Sean anyhow

Now he's done, dude, and he's calling someone, 
- It's 867-5309 - 
He thinks it's legal evidence, 
Puts it in a lawsuit that makes no fucking sense, 
Here it is, the revenge to the tune, 
You're no good, 
You're no good, you're no good, 
you're no good, 
Can't you tell that it's well understood?

I'm never gonna like Maddox now, so I'll just keep on loving Sean anyhow

Maddox had expected to stay on and on and on, but he's tired, 

- I’m tired
Looking out on the programming scene, 
I’m still going strong -
XO Maddox, 
- It's OK it's alright nothing's wrong, 
Tell Mr. Dick, with his gossable plans, 
To just leave me alone -
In the place where he makes all the mistakes, 
Let's just see if he has what it takes

I'm never gonna like Maddox now, so I'll just keep on loving Sean anyhow (x3)

Waltz #Tool featuring Kendollinhide (Elliott Smith parody)

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 96 of The Dick Show (2h34m30s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-96/

Lyrics:

 Sup dog, you wanna go for a ride?
'Sure but one rule, I insist that I drive
'I have some DUIs, I hope you don't mind
 Uh just stop humping my leg, we'll get along fine
'Let's get down to business, so you wanna do some suin'?
 Yes Dick Masterson his reputation I must ruin
 Think you can end his show and all the free speech that he's doin'?
'Sure I'll quote this silly Madcucks joke to prove collusion
 Make sure it looks legit, there's a lot on the line
'I'll dot all my t's and cross all my i's
'Check these court docs, I'm a grammatical savage
 Sue anything that walks, they're just collateral damage
'I'll serve Dick with papers 'til he's soakin' in sweat
 I hope we win soon 'cause I'm as broke as it gets
 File some fancy motions, force the dickheads to be silent
'Well first I have to piss, do you see a fire hydrant?

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 I found a new .gif, that's add it to the log
 They're photoshopping you now, that didn't take long
'Is that supposed to be me?  A drinky-drivey dog?
'Who's pissing on my face?
 They call him Pepe the Frog
'Feels bad men, I'm gonna bite these defendants
 Convince the judge we're right so he tears up the first amendment
'*gasp* Bold move! I think that might just work
 Ugh, I'll do the writing
'And I'll confuse the clerks!

 Bicycle Boys yeah we fit like a glove
'He likes to get cucked
 He drives and gets fucked
 Together we're gonna win, 400 million bucks
 You guys'll get sued if you try to say we suck

 We need to get to New York
'Let's pedal 'til our feet hurt
 Can Jane ride on your lap?
'What's she like?
 She's a real flirt
'Meh, not my type
 She'll make your cucking dreams reality
 There's nothing inherently wrong with a little bestiality
'Uhh, I like my bitches, a little less bitchy
 Why are my britches a little bit itchy?
 Oh well, let's get back to the plan
'First, pay my retainer
 Here's some Vodka
'You're the man!

 Bicycle Boys, yeah we can't be stopped
 We're the ultimate legal dream team, you'll get rocked
 And your socks will get knocked right off
 When you guys realize it's now illegal for you to say "Mad Dix Lost"

 We're gonna win this, I have a good feeling
'Uhhh! I hate Greenberger and his Easter Egg memeing!
 Yeah he's next, let's sue him when we're done
'What for?
 Same as the rest, he's having too much fun

 Bicycle Boys

Bicycle Boys (Kendollinhide original, mastered by Samglaze)

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by MCMC and Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 108 of The Dick Show (36m52s): thedickshow.com/episode-108/

Big thanks to all involved: Kendollinhide, Samglaze, Asterios, Madcucks, 688as & Hazencruz

Lyrics

Hehe hehe's the master of blasting hard bars faster
Outsmarting and outclassing all past MCs like me
What a bastard, feasting on carcasses of bars that I speaked
On a fat narstee beat made for me by < < < Aciou > > >
He's on a train of inspiration and Ken's speeding away
What a waste of my time going out my way to write lines 
While this guy's got the balls 
To make me cry laughing with two syllables (hehe)
God damn fam this motherfuckers fuckin' me up, 
Thinking I'm shit out of luck, thinking all my stuff sucks,
I must say the way he lays down these premium yucks
Has even got me monthly giving ten bucks!
It's not enough, this guy deserves obscene amounts of green
You must just trust me you're gonna see what I mean
I'm sorry Sean, I've got a new mancrush, I've seen the light
Support his songs at Patreon.com/kendollinhide

Chorus: 

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

Ken: You give me too much credit, what I do is quite easy
"Blah blah blah CUCK blah blah blah HEHE"
Can't sing like Lakembra, Strand or Anthony Charles
I can't splice nice like Cuckcux and Mr. Seidel
I can't make a theme song, my body's not a space station
Can't conjure up a beat like Vistas' wizardly creations
I can't play an instrument like Savestate Myroom
"Can't Handle criticism like" "Fuck off Hazencruz"
24 songs and counting, 6 hours each
Let's do some quick accounting, hmm...carry the 3
Minus the equipment, expenses and fees
I'm only losing 4 US dollars a week
Yeah business is hard but I can turn this around
A beef would bring some traffic to my humble Soundcloud
So meet me outside if you hate these damn verses
I'll skin your ass alive and make a couple manpurses

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

Patreon.com/kendollinhide (featuring Kendollinhide, mastered by Samglaze)

Lyrics written and performed by MCMC, Savestate Corrupted and Myroom Records ©2018

Instrumental written, performed and produced by Savestate Corrupted and Myroom Records ©2018

As heard on episode 113 of The Dick Show (1h32m30s): thedickshow.com/episode-113/

Big thanks to Savestate Corrupted and Myroom Records, go and buy their albums at https://savestatecorrupted.bandcamp.com/album/amelia and myroomrecords.com/thedickshow

Lyrics:

MCMC: 

I am not Savestate Corrupted (SSC: I never said that you were me in the first place!)
You tried, but mate you straight up fucked it (SSC: This mess up is a total disgrace!)
Yeah I am not Savestate Corrupted
Asterios please believe me I be MCMC

Tuning in to The Dick Show
Wow, my song’s getting played don’t ya know
Dick 107s me it’s like I got erased
He shits in his Dad’s pants with tiny legs and face
And then that sneaky creature Kokkinos
Speaks up he might preach the truth and then we’ll know
It makes me a rage when he says that we’re the same person
You know it might make me a rage but wait it’s fate, it’s Savestate’s curse and lemme say

I am not Savestate Corrupted (SSC: I never said that you were me in the first place!)
You tried, but mate you straight up fucked it (SSC: This mess up is a total disgrace!)
Yeah I am not Savestate Corrupted (SSC: I never said that you were me in the first place!)
Please believe me I B M C M C

Myroom Records:

Hey it’s me Ben,
I’d like to call into the show sometime again
To set the record straight
On the biggest cuck in what makes me a rage
So much music talent on this show
So many names might make it hard to keep track although
The Wild Turkey doesn’t seem to help
So Dick you can go fuck yourself

I am not Savestate Corrupted (SSC: I never said that you were me in the first place!)
We live halfway across the country (SSC: This mess up is a total disgrace!)
We are easy to mix up I know
So buy my album at myroomrecords.com/thedickshow

Savestate Corrupted:

All right I get it, it’s funny. I’ll take the shit. The dickheads say “good job Myroom’ whenever I submit. 
This mix-up was landlocked between Myroom Records and me and we know the difference since his songs had much more quality. 
Then MCMC makes his song patreon.com/kendollinhide, and Dick takes his time playing it live when a certain sneaky greek takes all his credit away and says that MCMC is another name that I use as a throwaway. 
Make fun of me I don’t mind the mistakes on my behalf I just wanna make the dickheads laugh, but I’m nervous that the other music makers get discouraged when they make a song, submit it and immediately have to say that 

I am not Savestate Corrupted,
I try but I end up saying "Fuck it" 
Cuz I guess I'm not Savestate Corrupted. 
Everyone please believe me I'm no longer SSC

Myroom Records:

Come one man, don’t be discouraged
Dick fucks up so take courage
He’s got liquor on the brain and no attention span
At least he didn’t delete a podcast like, say, Shwen
He’ll keep playing our songs and screwing up our names
But know that he’s the only one to blame
So let Dick be Dick and you be you
The three of us know the truth:

That you are Savestate Corrupted
You make funny songs for dickheads
Although he messes up our names
He is the only one to blame

All: 

I am not Savestate Corrupted (SSC: I never said that you were me in the first place!)
You tried, but mate you straight up fucked it/I try but end up saying "fuck it"/We live halfway across the country (SSC: This mess up is a total disgrace!)
Yeah I am not Savestate Corrupted/Cuz I guess I'm not Savestate Corrupted/We are easy to mix up I know
Please believe me

I Am Not Savestate Corrupted (produced by and featuring Myroom Records & Savestate Corrupted)

Written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2019 

Mastered by Samglaze

As heard on episode 136 of The Dick Show (2h02m12s): thedickshow.com/episode-136/

Lyrics:

The Greek's had enough of the cuck fucking around with his life
He's getting down and hooking up with Greenberger doing it right
Cooking up a storm informing to the law with the truth
Asterios bud nobody can fuckin do this but you

With Greenberger, Mr. Jordan G.
Surely the most hardened G
To work in the game of lawmaking 
We bow down to your feet Landau's defeated

Now, onto George: He falls straight to his knees
Can we all applaud the lord Jordan G.
See the Godberger be
The biggest boss in court just like I'm bossing this beat

Get your freak on as the Sneaky Greek 
Sees fit to seek $290
Holla his name and follow
At patreon.com/asterios

It's not a joke, though George needs to beg and borrow
The Greek's Patreon inflates like George inflates bicycle tyres
And he cries, and he lies and implies
With bags of sand and bags under his eyes

Filed a lawsuit that Judge Ramos called frivolous
Cost a man $30,000 "That's ridiculous!"
Tommy Tutone song titles as evidence
It's evident to everyone that noone ever made less sense

So I'm betting on a better pair of men:
The Kokonut Berger, I'll say it again:
The Kokonut Berger
Here's what we want in the end:

We wanna see a muthafuckin Boisterous Coconut bouncing around
With his re-found riches, painting the town red
And if you feel me, nod your head
Come on Lemmings say what I said

I wanna see a Boisterous Coconut bouncing around
With his re-found riches, painting the town red
And if you feel me, nod your head
Come on Lemmings say what I said

Sanctions Battle Rap

Written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2019

Mixed by MCMC and Samglaze
Mastered by Samglaze
Image by Cliff Campbell

As heard on episode 177 of The Dick Show (1h05m16s): https://thedickshow.com/episode-177/

Lyrics: 

I'm a middle class man with a plan to expand
The views towards my clan
There's a feeling amongst MC's that the Ps and the Qs 
Are best left to your gran but my game plan
Is to show you politely, don't take it lightly,
All the slightly, annoying little problems middle class people like me might see

My breadmaker's broken,
it's really annoying me
Listen I'm not joking
I tried to fix it myself they said I had void the warranty

I've got refined rhymes covered like your mother might like
Just another white guy who's gonna bother even trying
To find a sick kind of lyrical flow
When in the back of their minds all of the listeners know
I don't got no hardships to make me iconic
And any bad grammar be purely ironic
I rarely stammer yeah yeah you wouldn't call me laconic,
And with my fat autistic beats you know they call me Super Sonic

My bicycle's broken
It's really annoying, shit, 
Why's it still not working
I fixed it myself now I won't shut the fuck up about it (I fixed it myself)

I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously

I've got audacious, verbose, artistic flows
And yo there ain't no verses about bitches or hoes
I don't know what to rap about and that's the trouble
It just goes to show that maybe that's my struggle
'My Struggle' yeah that's a decent title for the track
Give me a minute just to see if anyone's already taken that
Let's see, 'My Struggle'...'title'... 
Um - maybe not! 
I bring strong beats thinking I'm the king of hip hop
While I'm singing songs but I need to stop flip-flopping
Is G-Funk for Gangsta or for Gentrification?
I'm anxious and drunk, and getting frustrated
And hating the way that the haters be
Lying in wait lately and hating on me
I refuse but I'm running out of excuses see
So I'll blame my defeat on my straight white middle class genes
- Uh - And you best believe
I'll bring beef to the peeps that send me mean tweets
Unimaginable stress don't test me please
If unimpressed with the rest of the best of my beats, 
I wanna be a bigger figure, 
In hip hop so I'll apply a little bit of rigour
My rhyme schemes bringing a bit of vigour, 
I figure I'll be the first white rapper to get away with saying (gasp)

I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously
I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously, please

The Middle Class Master Of Ceremonies

Guitars/bass written and performed by Man of Cyprus ©2020
Vocals written and performed by Savestate Corrupted ©2020
Synths written and sequenced by MCMC ©2020

Mixed by MCMC

Thumbnail by Man of Cyprus

Lyrics:

And I'm feeling like I've been wanting some kind of V neck, plain black
And this feeling, it can be daunting, cause only one man can make it look right
Am I stealing the show they're fawning over me check out the levels stat
Cuz they're reeling, jokes are too shocking, and they can't get on the fucking mic
I will clench my jaw so hard and break your balls retard I play the voice of reason pretty well

I go by many names, none of them I picked myself 
Farming ass, my boarding pass got me to Australia as well
It's a shame that this game is so easy for a guy like me
The hot shot audio engineer in everybody's dreams, my name is Shaewn

Full of zingers and showstoppers, never letting Dick go on too long
Full of bullshit when I'm confronted by the dickheads for deleting sprees
Did you notice I'm way funnier when a hot news babe is coming on
And did you notice how much I idolize that super funny guy named Larry
I will spaz my jaw so hard and cuck your ass retard my dashing looks will send your ass to hell

I go by many names, none of them I picked myself 
Farming ass, my boarding pass got me to Austraila as well
It's a shame that this game is so easy for a guy like me
The hot shot audio engineer in everybody's dreams, my name is Xauwn

I go by many names, none of them I picked myself 
Farming ass, my boarding pass got me to Austraila as well
It's a shame that this game is so easy for a guy like me
The hot shot audio engineer in everybody's dreams, my name is Jawn

MCMC

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