Mambo No. Nazi

What are NPCs? Hmm, how can I explain it?
Herds of blue-haired sheep, easily manipulated
Their kryptonite is comedy, yeah they fuckin' hate it
So late at night at UCB is where they've congregated
Now UCB's a group of geeks and women who won't date 'em
These guys avert their eyes from thighs because it is degrading
"But hey I might get laid if they applaud this chick on stage and
laugh at her generic jokes and join in the complainin'"

"Knock-knock" Who's there? "Trump's a jerk, I hate him!"
"Blahblahblah vagina stuff" How have you not made it?
Hey, uh, I once owned a girl with a vagina
She made my cry, bruh "Did you get her fired?" I tried tuh
She wants a man I guess that's why we didn't work out (heh)
Three years later, still obsessed still so I sperged out...(hey!)
Because this ex left a wedding with my best friend (what?!)
They told me nothing happened but I'm pretty sure they held hands! (NOOOOOOOOO!)
Now they they all call me a C to the U to the C to the K
But UCB sided with me because I might be gay
Dick's so straight and white, let's face it
He must maintain a rape list

[chorus]
Hi I'm an NPC from UCB [x3]
You know what offends me? It's comedy!
Hi I'm an NPC from UCB [x3]
You know what offends me? Dick's comedy!

UCB Dean here, Dick I have to tell you
These jokes are too spicy, so I have to expel you
The Uptight Citizens Brigade just had a vote and
Unanimously decided we just can't take a joke man
Shoo! Vamoose! Skedaddle! You gotta go man!
Some bitch from Conde Naste has fuckin' got me by the gonads
Wait not so fast, one more thing I must ask 
Dick could you remove your profile pic? Yo that'd be so fab
Safespace comedy, we're real trend-setters
Look 'cause of your book we've been bombarded with letters 
"Dick hates women! Kick him out, you'd better!
Sincerely, a totally real journalist, Heather"

At first I wasn't sure 'cause you're usually just chillin'
But hey you sure do play a quite convincing Disney villain
"No one trolls quite like Dick, gives no fucks quite like Dick
No one eats the damned souls of dumb cucks quite like Dick"
Yikes! Delete all videos with Masterson's performances
There's nothing I find more offensive than enormous dicks
"I flaunted my big gorgeous tits once and he looked at me!"
"Oh my god!" "That's not okay!" "It's masculine toxicity!"

[chorus]

You dumb dipshits, job lynch mob kids
Have no business running comedy clubs, shit
One cunt's ticked off
Quick! Let's shoot our dick's off!
Anyone who jokes about the following will get doxxed
Chick politicians, non-Christian religions
Jokes at the expense of those who honor honor killings
*3 hours later* Is there anything we're missing?
Stupid balding cucks who took a vicious legal fisting
Gay bears, wheelchairs, fat guys with red hair
"What about free speech?"
....Don't care!
Please just love me, I'm dead inside :(
Oh I'm Mike, do you like my vocal fryyyyyyy?

Diversity is great but at UCB, it's skin deep
These pricks will get you fired if they do not like your comedy
"No one wants to book me!" Get a job "That's not happenin'!
"Alexa, what's the average salary for LA Activists?"

Chaos Cowboys and Indians, giggling Argentinians 
Piss-soaked Loli pricks and figbatdiggernicks
Liberals, conservatives, ankle-biting furry kids
Yeah we're all degenerates but Dickheads are diverse as shit

Top autists, top gays, post-op vajayjays
Consensual, bisexual, cocaine-fueled fourways
Facebook civil warlords, fedora-tipping redditors
Sorry no Titos allowed, we're not a fan of predators (fuck you Tito)
Otherwise it's all good, come one, come all
Liam Neeson give that penis back to Scott Zoloft (deep cut! https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/aakvj9)
The NPCs at UCB are lacking creativity
Why can't they see we all just need to hate each other equally?

[If you want me to keep making songs on a regular basis, please consider throwing me a buck at patreon.com/kendollinhide]

NPC from UCB

As heard on The Dick Show Episode 155 (03:23:25): https://thedickshow.libsyn.com/episode-155-dick-on-five-years-in-podcasting
Backing track: https://www.karaoke-version.com/

Don't go training to try to please me
You cannot get up off the floor
I don't imagine you're too familiar
With your own penis anymore

Hot Dogs and Pizza, and Whiskey double
You've never seen a salad bar
I took the good times, I'll take the fat times
I'll take you just the way you are (even if you're a fat fuck)

Just the Way You Are (A message for Dick)

Bicycle Boyssss, yeah we finally did it, buddy
Got off Scot-free, not paying any money
We teamed up, lost, broke up, now reunited
One last time to show the courts are fucked, why try to fight it?

Bicycle Boyssss, yeah we're feeling quite excited
For once I didn't lose (Judge Andrew has decided)
That I am just a dude who sometimes identifies as
A sexy journalist with flowing hair (and a tight ass)


The Greek's looking sober but still creeping sneakily
His girl's looking over at Greenberger dreamily
Pleading while Landau is speaking in beaglese
I'm hotkeying e-mails and heheing evilly

Debating both sides on my show, I win frequently
Soooo much success, now I make it bi-weekly
Votes can't be seen - broke the website - so copious!
C is for Can't Show That Chapter (the Gropiest)

Stop hogging the limelight, for once just be quiet
I actually showed up to face the Green Goliath
Armed with just a slingshot (the drink, you should try it)
and 6 gins, no tonic (my vet says to diet)

I conquered our foes! Good boy, please tell me how it went
Pretty much walked in and just mopped the floor with them
Do tell me more , give me deets, did they cry and stuff?
Got yelled at, peed, then the judge made me dry it up

Oh...Yup,best lawyering ever!
All I had to do was say the real you is Heather 
Ugh, I think I might have worms or whatever...
Drag your anus on the carpet. Ahhh, much better

What a legal close call (that lawsuit really snowballed)
Good thing Ramos retired  (nd Judge Andrew has no balls)
Yeah, Maddox Militia Rise up! How 'bout a roll call?
"Tito, reporting for duty" uhhh is that all?

“Nope, just fucking kidding 'cause I actually hate-ah you
You're so bad at life even us pedos are ashamed ah you
2 years, 3 bonus episodes? I want my cash back!”
Too late I spent your money on a brand new Sonic backpack

From Ali-Express with their cool Crego sets
And their discount dehydrated steaks are the best
I can prove it, will you two please take my blind taste test?
No thanks dude I ate a big cat shit for breakfast

The Lolsuit's behind us (I'll drink and forget it)
I wrote a new article yeah they're all jealous :)
The best part's the view count! (Umm, yes I read it )
"5 dullards just checked in to see if I'm dead yet"


HeheHEHheheHEheheheEhehehe I'm so hilarious
Speaking of played out schticks, I love malaria
Because I hate kids , the more dead the better
My bucket list consists of banging one inside their preggers...

Mother. Hey Landau, is that a crime or legal?
Don't know, you'll likely be fine - just look at Tito
Sweet yo, breaking the law is pretty easy
Yeah bro, I do it all day, I'm fucking sleazy

Perjury, impersonation (no one really gives a shit)
Just act like you're retarded (and maybe kinda cry a bit?)
Yep that's the ticket (and lie?) You're a natural
The Best In The Universe? (perhaps) Holy mackerel!

Bicycle Boyssss, yeah, we keep on peddling
Lies in disguise as keep on meddling
We teamed up, lost, broke up, now reunited
Judge Andrew is a pussy (and he doesn't even hide it)

Bicycle Boyssss, watch us bike off in the sunset
I haven't really lost (but you haven't really won yet)
We make a great team dude, please don't go, I miss this
Perhaps one day soon, we'll both be back in business...

Bicycle Boyssss

Cover Art by HeHe Silly Comics

Special thanks to our $5 Patrons & New Project2 dudes (July 2019):

🤠 688as
😜 Advertisement Space
🌭 Andrew Johnson
🍇 Basket of Grapes
🍑 Bootyman
🐊 Crocodactyl
👑 deign
🍆 Dick Masterson
🎲 Dyc3
🔫 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎧 James Gifford
✌️  John Vindiola
💸 Jordan Sellers
🐙 nibon 
🌽 Randy
🦀 Snibsnab
🥕 Staesis
🐯 The Zoo
🌭 Tully
🐕 UmptyMaDoo

Support:
newproject2.com/hmwh/
patreon.com/hmwh

Lyrics:
I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride
Don't want no thick, warm dick in my backside
I like straight times like grilling with the guys
And cracking open a cold one, yeah that's the shit I desire

I love the... straight shit, like dancing to the beat 
When I'm topless at the club in the summer heat
I love the straight songs by my boy Elton John
I play him when I'm making love baby, all night long

'Cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends
Don't want no chicks interfering with our straight plans
We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits soggy
Slather on that sauce, I want it in my body

And Bodybuilding? (yeah) That's it, you feel me? 
Straightest shit there ever is and you know I ain't kidding
Guy Heaven's where it's at, Come spot me on the rack
Hey, check my glutes bro there's nothing gay about that

Yo, No Homo bro but you know that you got a nice rump
You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
Lemme oil your thighs so they dont rub too much
I know a club where we can go and spar all night 'til its shut

Then it's back to mine for some one on one time
Check out my meat, I'm cooking it all up tonight for you
A couple hot dogs and a couple of brews
A recipe for messy eating's how I like it, how about you?

Come on and fill me up, I never spill a drop
I wanna taste your cock-tail frankfurt, nice and hot
I can feel my heart throb but I don't ever wanna stop
Keep on eating 'til I pop then it's time to swap

But it's up to you if you want a taste too
We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose
It's fine take your time, we're just two straight guys
Having straight dinner like straight guys do sometimes

===

I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

===

Straight Pride? Hell yeah I got it
And I'm coming out in style from the straight closet
Far too long, my straight roots have gone un-watered
Lemme drink up all your straightness from your straight faucet

If you got straight pride then I am by your side
All the colours of the straight flag are flying high
Fuck what they say, I ain't living a lie
Straight life bitch, yeah, until the day I die

If you're a straight guy then now's your time
Every straighty grab your lady, look her in the eyes
And tell her "Baby, I'm so straight I wanna cry"
And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey that's normal right?

(Look) I'm straight, ok. So that means I'm not gay
Why would you think I'm gay? I'm swear I'm not gay
I like fucking women, yeah pussy is what I slay
I love fucking men too but in a straight way

I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want cum
Wait, I mean to say pussy, I want pussy in my bum
Wait, I mean not in my bum, I mean in my palm
I want your rock hard pussy squirting on my tongue

I wanna feel your stubble of your cheek when you're kissing my neck
And taking me from behind, slide your pussy down my crack
I want feel your pussy in me baby, so damn deep
I've never felt a pussy like it girl I can't believe it

===

'Cause I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

Oh I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride
I know it's hard but I can always be your straight guide
Will you come with me, keep me warm throughout the late night?
Don't be afraid, everybody always cries their first time

Straight Pride

Best Debate My Way

I should have won it (I should have won)
Pope, what's the deal?
Getting rekt by this lawyer in the ad game
Twitter assblasting hurts my feels
I should have won it (I should have won!)
Pope, what's the deal?
Broke my silence, I'm likable as ISIS
Midlife crisis, this is real

Hate when you illuminate my lies and point the facts out
Now I'm getting twitter raped so bad I'm 'bout to pass out
"Does he have a boss or employer?" Dunno but I doubt it
If he did I'd call make up some shit yeah I'd just lie about it

E-mailing these CEOS, I'm typing all night dude
I'm never suing Landau, he's my dawg for life "True"
Sure he made a few mistakes but he's this cuckold's bestest friend
"Drinky drivey, doin' 90, police catch me if you can!"

Not an advertiser, because I am a simple man
Could be acting wiser, like I said...I am simple, man
Tell me Mr. Landau should we try suing Cash Floor?
Co-host wouldn't kiss me OR do sexy things I asked for!

"Well let's see, you paying me?" Not right now, I'm out of money
Maybe you could do this one pro boner? "Hah you're fuckin' funny"
It was worth a try dude, alright you'll get three Listerine's "Ooooo"
Consume as you need to, don't let cops impede you

"Your tactics?" So cool. Lie, imply, Heather role-play
This Scientist's belly's all yellow, yeah call me Coldplay
Pretending I'm a man with clever things to say
But this boy's been getting altared by the Pope all day

I should have won it (I shoulda won!)
Pope, what's the deal? (It's not fair!)
Getting rekt by this lawyer in the ad game
Twitter assblasting hurts my feels
I should have won it (I shoulda won!)
Pope, what's the deal? (what's the deal?)
Broke my silence, I'm likable as ISIS
Midlife crisis, this is real

So tell me that I'm cool as shit
Just don't listen to Dicks who say I'm losin' it
Kissy smilies, I got 'em
And you can ask Dr. Nurse my writing's awful (erotic)
And you can tell from my lawsuit that I'm kinda psychotic

I'm hearing crickets 'cause dickheads just want the content that's toxic
My livelihood's gone, they got it now where's the plot? Shit I lost it
Oh here it is! TDS Season 3, let's see (hmmm)
Starring Dick, Sean, waut3rboi and George... that's me!

Vote up monkeys 'cause I'm going APE SHIT
I throw accusations, dishonest and baseless
Like "Dick is a racist, who maintains a rape list"
Izzys, Whangs, Hard Men, Pesos and Rekietas

Keep rising to greatness and Dick's just complacent
Now here comes the music, Dick why don't you face it?
You'll just never make it... I AM THE GREATEST
Man in the world, 80's girl used to date this

I wanted her back, tried to hire a replacement
To go undercovers and get Dick's dick naked
I'll win my love back when I prove that Dick's faithless
Then I'll have some company down in the basement
“TWO soups today, mother!”

I should have won it (I should have won)
Pope, what's the deal?
Getting rekt by this laywer in the ad game
Twitter assblasting hurts my feels
I should have won it (I should have won!)
Pope, what's the deal?
Broke my silence, I'm likable as ISIS
Midlife crisis, this is real

[Outro]
Donate $1 at www.patreon.com/kendollinhide to download all of my songs and help make me not be like George
Based on "How Do You Want It" by 2Pac

I Should Have Won It

Now my fans don't act like they used to before
And they're burning my books in the street
But this crown still rests on my big shiny head
And at least my website is ad-free
And Haley I will be bugging you 'til you sleep with me
And baby our show could maybe just go for eternity 
And I'm not a lolcow
Dullards took the bait, no spaghetti sperg today
Hehe I have the upper hand
Oh me? I'll just keep e-mailing every single day
'Til you give up those bags of saaaand
So Haley now
Take me into your spreading hips
While my laptop is blasting Godzilla flicks
Just promise you won't sleep with Dick
I'm not a lolcow
Times are tough I sold my car
Now my hair's all but gone and my ops are quite gay (quite gay ops)
All my clothes feature video games
But I'll ruin your life if you refuse to stay
Trust me you'll learn to love me okay?
So Haley dig deep intuallectually take a look at me
And baby you'll find the most advanced mind you'll ever meet
And I'm thinking that now 
Dick's away this cuck can play winning back my fans
Baby it's all part of my plaaaaan
I'll just keep pretending everything is okay
While Dick has threesomes at Burning Maaaaaaan
I want them now
Need them teeny Mancini tits
Kiss me please Eskimo style can't reach your lips (cause your nose is big)
Then let's experiment with piss (piss  piss piss)
I'm not a lolcow
Stick with me you'll be a star

I feel cruddy "Still tryna fuck that honey?"
Yeah "For how long?" 7 months "Ohhh buddy :("
I did see her thong tho ;) "Ooo lala that's progress"
Found it in her hamper while I tried on her prom dress
She wasn't really present "Shit" Is there a legal precedent?
"For entering and breaking?" Yeah my heart, she's a guilty bitch!
On Tinder swiping every dude there
"Just show her that you care"

And Haley I smile watching you while you fall asleep
'Cause baby I know where you fucking live so I'm in your tree

Stick with me, you'll be a star
Stick with me, you'll be a star
Stick with me, you'll be a star

Not A Lolcow

So, several months ago I tried to buy a shirt
With my honey's credit card while she was gone at work
Something's wrong that shirt it gone
From https://shop.thedickshow.com/

Well I got a little pissed off and made a threatening .gif and see
It became a campaign check my twitter history
#restockmorlocks the hashtag my life's work
Gotta get my hands on that discontinued nice shirt

Bent on revenge "RESTOCK OR BE SORRY, SIR!"
Went insane, became a Shirt Justice Warrior
2 hours go by, Dick won't like my latest tweet?
Fin, FUCK YOU now I want is complimentary

That means for free, Dick I e-mailed my address
With detailed instructions for sending the package
Don't fucking cross me, I have quite the arsenal
Of rhymes about face size - it's business AND personal

Been spending my days in Canada Post's lobby
Pacing and waiting "No mail today, sorry"
Chucks Dick called my bluff, he's just laughing at me prob-ly
Guess he knows his stupid shows my only fuckin' hobby

Thought I'd have to team up with Cameron Clarke
But it turns out Dick is big-handed, thin and smart
'Cause he's restocked Morlocks (for a limited time)
Every Dickhead should own one, I'll tell ya shy

If you buy this shirt, you're gonna get your peen sucked
If you buy this shirt, you'll never ever be cucked
If you buy this shirt, you'll get 72 virgins
So buy this shirt, black, red or blue version

If you buy this shirt, chicks will say "sign my boobs!"
If you buy this shirt, friends won't say "help me move"
If you buy this shirt, Crippled Jesus's mom will wink at you ;)
So buy this shirt and watch your stupid shitty life improve

All these 20-somethin's gonna flock to you like "let's get hammered"
Taking turns, they'll suck you off (even if you don't own a hammer)
Cheaper than the Autoblow 2.0 - just buy one shirt
Or a few, one or two backups wouldn't hurt

Hotties gonna claw at you, bruising you all black & blue
Battle scars from getting pummeled by about a thousand boobs
Bitches with the hottest shoes publicly ask to sleep with you
When you wear a Morlocks shirt, impossible to get #meetoo'd

Kinda like a safety net, trust me you can safely bet
You'll even me able to get ancient puss like Haley's wet
That's right folks, no meat's too dry
So step right up and choose your size!

Nah, Dick don't discriminate, Tanner dude you're fuckin' great
You too can use this shirt to get some hunky penis dates
Top, bottom, left, right, cocks and bums
Best invest in a snorkel, you'll be swimmin' in cum!

Sold out once, so tragic
Second chance, we have it
To buy this piece of clothing that is LITERALLY MAGIC!
Possessed by sexy spirits, it animates see?
Gives a lovely cotton handy with it's 3/4 sleeve

Limited time offer, though shalt not sleep
Holy Moses flash your staff, legs will spread like sea
Any lady that you touch will be in ecstasy
You just grab 'em by the pussy "This is cummin' with me!"

If you buy this shirt, hollow points can't stop you
If you buy this shirt, Chaos Cowboy will unblock you
If you buy this shirt, you can stop paying taxes
So buy this shirt if you enjoy tits and asses

If you buy this shirt, you'll never go to Greenland
If you buy this shirt, Sean will be your best friend
So buy this shirt now and listen up closely
Add a note to seller reminding Dick that he owes me...

*The instrumental is called "Afternoon Soul" by Gramatik and has been used without permission*

If You Buy This Shirt

Written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2019

Mixed by MCMC and Samglaze
Mastered by Samglaze
Image by Cliff Campbell

As heard on episode 177 of The Dick Show (1h05m16s): https://thedickshow.com/episode-177/

Lyrics: 

I'm a middle class man with a plan to expand
The views towards my clan
There's a feeling amongst MC's that the Ps and the Qs 
Are best left to your gran but my game plan
Is to show you politely, don't take it lightly,
All the slightly, annoying little problems middle class people like me might see

My breadmaker's broken,
it's really annoying me
Listen I'm not joking
I tried to fix it myself they said I had void the warranty

I've got refined rhymes covered like your mother might like
Just another white guy who's gonna bother even trying
To find a sick kind of lyrical flow
When in the back of their minds all of the listeners know
I don't got no hardships to make me iconic
And any bad grammar be purely ironic
I rarely stammer yeah yeah you wouldn't call me laconic,
And with my fat autistic beats you know they call me Super Sonic

My bicycle's broken
It's really annoying, shit, 
Why's it still not working
I fixed it myself now I won't shut the fuck up about it (I fixed it myself)

I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously

I've got audacious, verbose, artistic flows
And yo there ain't no verses about bitches or hoes
I don't know what to rap about and that's the trouble
It just goes to show that maybe that's my struggle
'My Struggle' yeah that's a decent title for the track
Give me a minute just to see if anyone's already taken that
Let's see, 'My Struggle'...'title'... 
Um - maybe not! 
I bring strong beats thinking I'm the king of hip hop
While I'm singing songs but I need to stop flip-flopping
Is G-Funk for Gangsta or for Gentrification?
I'm anxious and drunk, and getting frustrated
And hating the way that the haters be
Lying in wait lately and hating on me
I refuse but I'm running out of excuses see
So I'll blame my defeat on my straight white middle class genes
- Uh - And you best believe
I'll bring beef to the peeps that send me mean tweets
Unimaginable stress don't test me please
If unimpressed with the rest of the best of my beats, 
I wanna be a bigger figure, 
In hip hop so I'll apply a little bit of rigour
My rhyme schemes bringing a bit of vigour, 
I figure I'll be the first white rapper to get away with saying (gasp)

I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously
I'm a middle class man that is clear to see
With a fast track plan to be an MC,
The Middle Class Master of Ceremonies
Take me seriously, please

The Middle Class Master Of Ceremonies

Lyrics
Wake up, jerk off, Haley's, so hot
Perhaps, today, she'll touch, my cock
Sheets slimed, I call, but she, can't talk
That's fine, regroup, tonight, I'll stalk

I'm a star that's why they're all on my hat
Filtered up like a mandatory mask
So efficient, just watch me multi-task
Driving wagons while I delete your chats

Need new groupies to view me stupidly acting fruity
All you haters are soon to be doomed like all my soup be
All these new fans don't know how to count 'em
Trouble with math, I need a tutor
Who needs degrees when you are me?
Damn man, I'm good with computers!

Yaaa!
I'm gettin' big, I'm gettin' big on Twitch
Yaaa!
I'm a genius and I'm cool as shit
Yaaa!
Like I told that bitch with lovely tits
Yaaa!
I'm gettin' big, I'm gettin' big on Twitch

Here at Madcast Media (media)
We expose pedophilia (pedophilia)
15 grand for a closet huh? (is dere kids inside???)
Got Tito saving money up (One, two, three...)

Howdy pardurs, I'm Oxmad
Awfully awesome and badass
My poor nephew, that sad sack
Has no soup for his nap sack :(
"Is he okay? Is there a way for us to help you buy him some food?"
Why you're in luck, why don't you just, slide me a buck and name my saloon!
I'm not a cuck, I'm just a man, looking fer ladies looking to smooch
Fallin' in love, palm of my hand, that's where they land, I make 'em swooonnnnn!

Yayuh!
I'm gettin' big I'm gettin' big on Twitch
Yayuh!
I'm a coybow and I'm cool as shit
Yayuh!
A handsome feller with a handsome chin
Yayuh!
I'm gettin' big I'm gettin' big on Twitch

E-mails need mailed, stalkers needs stalked
Details compiled on my laptop
Next lawsuit filed strong like Sean's jaw
'Til then guess I'll become a GOD (A Twitch God!)

Hi everybody I'm Bananadox
I think I'm funny and I think you're not
Been a fruit who annoyingly talks...
My whole life, that orange ripped me off!

(mental break + banana joke)

Yaaa!
I'm gettin' big, I'm gettin' big on Twitch
Yaaa!
This banana is a peeling bitch
Yaaa!
I call this banana on a shtick
Yaaa!
I'm gettin' big, I'm gettin' big on Twitch

Hey there fellas, call me Maddilox <3
Maddox sucks and I'm glad he lost
Spank me hard, make me spill my goss
Daddy Dick gets what daddy wants

My wig is pink and emo, I stole the shit from Vito
MY bath water is primo (the cum of 50 people)
A lady's gotta eat. Oh, to supplement jizz me-als
I'm killing bugs like Rico then shittin' liquid like seagulls

My man butt's a damn slut, needs creampied like graham crust
And jammed up by black thugs who get their crammed hands stuck
Wanna help my channel guys? I have one wish
Call me "dirty slut" and watch me get big on Twitch

(parody of Andre The Giant by Prof)

The Middle Class Master Of Ceremonies

MCMC

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