Alen as Pico
Cole as Hank
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer: Light
Beat Produced by: Marsad Men
Thumbnail by: Jordy

(0:10)
FAC RAP BATTLES
PICO
VERSUS
HANK
BEGIN

(0:20) Pico:
Wanted posters everywhere; I’ve got the heat in gun and pen
But I’d get second hand embarrassment having you dead again
I come packin’ two gats, on the track I’m spreadin warfare
I would love to see your arms, if your ass actually had a pair
Cut you off, like your scalp, cause I’m going for a combo 
Using this uzi oughta crush a clone worse than Piconjo
Endanger the masses? There’s no way that I’ll spare ‘ya
‘Cause this Convict’s came to my town and he’s messing with the sheriff!

(0:40) Hank:
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Fulp began to make new ground
A ‘site made to give the net’s first gifted creators huge ground
Alongside all the art pieces, this edgy little nuisance came
Who’s now only remembered for his presence in a rhythm game
Combat’s in the name, I’ve resided in Hell slaying Gods
The most you’ve done’s shot some alien children and aggressive goths
So, for you to defeat me? That weed’s getting you trippy
I haven’t seen a bigger clown running amuck since Tricky
You kid me? Your rapping ain’t doing nothing to Hank, man
With those shots it’s no wonder you’re in the shadow of Tankman
Got Earth on my back, you’re learnin’ bout apples and oranges
I’d kill ‘ya with sick rhyme but you’ve already a disorder, kid 
Been here nineteen years and counting, meanwhile, your status:
No sequel for two decades now? That’s what I call Madness
Be it verbal or physical, in a battle, you’d be canned
Gettin’ blammed ‘out this duel - a fate by your own hands

(1:22) Pico:
Talkin about relevancy? You don’t really have a front
Take a lesson from Deimos and learn to keep your mouth shut
I’m serious, keep spittin’ all this garbage shit within your lines
I’ll make sure that you end up with your jaw ripped off another time
Your bark is big for someone who’s continuously decomposing
Only living ‘cause his killers wish to keep the bloodshed going
And frankly, I’m content as a goated, one-time, big hit
Then start my tale decades ago and be fully unfinished
I mow down foes like they’re nothin; the Uberkids will tell you
Once I’ve got you in my sights, you’ll be begging Jesus to help you
You’re not impressing me, seeing how many times your life’s been closing off
You reigning here’s a case of the Improbability Drive going off
Your shit was gettin’ pretty hot, you got yourself a brand new bod
A mad metal monstrosity; reminding me of a Ghettobot
You’re tough but comin’ to rap it’s so clear that you just don’t fit
You are what you eat, my shots hit harder every time I spit
Lore’s a total mess, viewers begging for some clarity
Never dying; wish that held true for your popularity 
This battle’s done, the session's over; no need for us to fight on
What’d we learn today? Don’t fuck with Newgrounds greatest icon

(2:12) Hank:
This your attempt at scarin’ me? You ain’t getting too far
The Sheriff and his cronies posed more of a threat than you are
When Twitter caught an eye, you were doomed to be a dead boy
Went from a brave school hero to a cat ears wearing femboy
Even if your bars were hot, you’d still fail to have me stunned
Consider yourself steaming? I literally killed the sun
It sucks to do but you’ve rightfully earned this brutal schooling
I would say I’ve put this mutt down but Nene would start drooling
Such a mismatch; you’d never compare to what I’ve built, trash
Once this bout is over I’ll have your ass slaughtered like Flash
Your versus stunk, you’ll be forgotten; like your spur, you reek of evil
This kid’s an even worse joke than his April Fools sequel

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

Music by Brad Breeck, sound is not my own.

Owl House S3, E2 Main Title Theme (For the Future)

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

Basics in Behavior (Sega Genesis Remix)

creds to vivsiepop for making this song 
creds to raptor wardor for making the instrumental

more than anything instrumental-raptorwador

Fraggle Rock: Back To The Rock - Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)

Radishes vs Strawberries

Rosenthal as Bat-Cow

Cri as Spider-Rex

Korekitten as Norrannosaurman 

Beat by Whodunit
Mixed by Rayyan
Special thanks to Raisu, Dilly, M!Cah, and CornCob

Bat-Cow:
Moo. Who is this?
The flopped character turned into a one time bit?
Now being mopped by bat-cow is what you’re left with
Well that..and dinosaur depression..? 

I went from being saved to saving the day
No, hazards don’t scare me, so get out the way
Too cocky and one snap then crash; left some innocents killed
The stunt left the orphan runt with survivors guilt 

Spider man has a fandom so prehistoric
You might as well battle them for a real venomsaurus
Dinosaurs and they’re completely fine 
Fat representation and that’s where they draw the line (erm..)

Like madame web, I feel inclined to leave 
But there’s like, criminals after me..
Because I actually do some things 
And not cry and whine over my casualties

Spider-Rex:
Shut up. This is barely a match.
You’re not tough. You’re just really fat
You stand around, to me you’re just a mouse
It's not just a slaughter, I'm the whole damn house! 

I improved, yeah, got over my guilt 
You sold no issues and still got milked
You’re meant to be a obstacle in the path 
Who's the runt now when I step over that? (Ha)

You’re just trash, not the best when trapped behind a fence 
So repent, a king destroys a lousy pet
So dense, how can you be such a let down 
From being watched by Batman to blending into the background 

Watch ya blackout when your face meets my tail
And you fail, cuz your horns can’t harm my scales
Doesn’t scale in comparison. When faced with hostility 
He trembles realizing he has zero abilities 

Bat-Cow:
Yeah he’s right. I’m too scared to hit him.
He’s not scary, I just don’t wanna hurt the mascot of autism
Now your backstory I don’t know what to say 
Besides I feel like I’m reading the oc remake of freaky Friday 

All you spider variations are worthless in the running
[pause] At least Spider-pig is actually funny 
When a second meteor crashes from the sky above
You’ll be as burnt out as your parents trust

Spider-Rex:
You’re cooked, kid. That verse wasn’t well done 
Made your own justice league but remained the useless one 
I didn’t run, I faced a gang alone.
So, how is the cow a chicken to the bone 

DC made you for the money, they were sure it would work 
Cash cow failed so bad you got butchered 
Now you’re luckily you haven’t met the terrible fate
Of being devoured by me! I’m watching my weight

Norrannosaurman:
Ha! No you aren’t, fatass.

Spider-Rex:
Come on man

Bat-Cow vs. Spider-Rex - Awesome Rap Battles.

sky prod sl4yyer x sharpboi

Intro)
Borderline insanity what the hell is happening the world is love or hate devotional or a deep burning hate 
What is happening to me 
I cant stop whats happening to me
I cant feel a thing I feel nothing but something crawl deep down inside me its crawling it screaming it trashing at the 
Frantic efforts to avoid abandonment 
Patterns of behavior unstable intense extremes of idealization devaluation 
Black White 
(Verse 1)
Panicking just woke upset I hate myself
Identity disturbance body Dysphoria 
Gender Dysphoria Female trapped in a male living life in a silent mental hell
Dead self image 
I'm so ugly no one could love me not even myself I just turned my flesh into art work just to move the pain out of my brain
My sense of self is emptiness I want feel loved to feel that I could trust people again tried to buried it all deep inside my head but its splitting open I'm lashing out I scream and cry fucking crash out just to clean it up before the next morning feeling so
impulsive addicted to self harm self damaging relationships 
Spending money like it nothing 
Sex with anyone who said they loved me
Just to be used up and abandoned before I wake in the morning
Substance abuse
Reckless driving 
Binge eating 
Starvation I must eat something 
But I just feel sick think of it swallowing all the bullshit
anorexia hot me so quick
Razor blades stuffed animals stained red wrapped me up in white bandages 
(Chorus)
What wrong with me 
It must be BPD 
It Must be BPD
BpD
It to extreme the emotional turmoil is rotting My self image my sense of self is empty its vacant who am I what am I who was I was i anything 
They say you have
Borderline Personality Disorder 
(Verse 2)
Suicidal day dreams fighting at school got bullied my whole childhood jist because I was different 
Behaviors gestures threats self mutilation
What a disturbing horrorshow when rip out your stitches 
Insomnia Dysphoria 
Irritability 
Anxiety 
Intense 
Chronic feelings of emptiness 
Inappropriate 
Intense 
Internal Anger
Must keep control 
Why do I always feel alone in a ropm full of loved ones
Stress related paranoia ideation 
Are people plotting against 
Does everybody hate me
I hate me I never wanted to be alive living like this
(Chorus)
What wrong with me 
It must be BPD 
It Must be BPD
BpD

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