Most people live life in quiet desperation.

Top Secret Asset Dossier:

Jonny Love Drunk is just a dude, doing things that dude’s do. Heavily influenced by the Care bears, Dragon Ball Z, and rock n’ roll music, in twenty thirteen he was drafted into the DJ Program. The participant optimization system matched him with his partner Patty VibesUp, offering significant synergistic potential. Together they trained diligently, earning the ‘BodyBreakers’ moniker for their operational prowess. After gaining notoriety in the field, the universal Grandmaster gave the directive that they would both proceed on solo missions, to which they duly complied. 

Since then, Jonny Love Drunk has continued to evolve, excel, and exceed expectations in the pursuit of his craft. He has been assigned to missions all over Western Canada such as Bass in the Bush, Fozzyfest, Emotion, and Electric Sky. Intelligence suggests that he utilizes various assets, specializing in Bass, Funk, D&B, and House to complete his objectives. His powers of seduction have proven to be extremely effective, we can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this report.

TL:DR A wise man once said, “Great Love affairs start with a cocktail mixed by Jonny Love Drunk”. 


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