I really wanna jack off and shit
But these dudes make me wanna do the opposite
Unless I see them bar girls tik tok to this
Work em sexy legs gurl like an office chick
Day 30, Day 60, Day 90 Super God Mode
Confidence, swagger the whole ensemble
Put it in her mouth, keep it out of your hand
Let’s bring back the mother fucking old fashioned man
Do it only in the right way, like it was intended to
Dick staying hard like it’s Forever 22
The chick will be yours, what a fella you’ll be
If you mastered the art of self celibacy
Have you stopped jacking off yet? (Hell yeah)
Have you stopped jacking off yet? (Hell yeah)
Today’s the day you’ll either start or continue in the movement
The best self love is self improvement

Pa pa ram pam pam Pa pa ram pa ram pam
No fappin eva afta, you jacking off dumb dumbs
Pa pa ram pam pam Pa pa ram pa ram pam
No fappin eva afta from U.S. to Hong Kong
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Take the rag out the sofa, put away the lubricant
One day at a time and you’ll be with the two percent
Master the bait, don’t let the bait master you
Understand clearly that porn is bad for you
An excess tug is like an excess drug
No more express tugs will make the next best plug
A D, for the lady and not your right hand
Leave the sock in your hamper, and not the nightstand
You ran the race of no fap, took a pit stop
Thought you was slick with the cup but you’re dick snot (dick’s not)
Smell the Bath and Body Works, the friction, it prolly hurts
Found out the hard way, it’s the least popular
Alone with your cell phone and a bunch of napkins
“Am I proud of doing this”, is what you should be askin’
Go read a book, lift weights, fulfill your life’s purpose
Save your dick for your special one, it will be worth it

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You fappin' off the WAP and you are trapped into a corner but you got one weapon, it’s “self control”

With or without the pandemic, your mind and your hand will wander if you let it
Forget the old acronym of ADIDAS
It’s now All Day I Dream About Success
Put a hand in the air if you wanna stop fappin'
Another one up if you’re embarrassed and laughing'
I made a brave effort and so can you
Keep your hand from your dick, and make your dreams come true

No Fappin Ever After (Pa Pa Ram Pam Pam)

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