This is a cover of a song by Laziest Men On Mars. The original (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k) is fantastic. 

Recording an old-time version of it has made me very happy. All the lyrics except the bit about Pigovians are from the original.

Terrible Secret Of Space

The Terrible Secret Of Space

How Does It Happen?

This is a companion to https://soundcloud.com/user-939703050/a-percolar.

A Servir

Android Dance Party

As I Reached Out, It Began To Glow

My Attempts To Conquer The Pastry Kingdom Were Not Entirely Successful

Rhino Planet

One, two, two, two,

One, two, one! Two!

Let me tell you how many D
There's more than 1 but less than 3

Chorus
Cause we're in Flatland
Yeah, we're in Flatlaaaand

The Pringles look like oval shapes (Flatland!)
Our carpets always match the drapes (Flatland!)

'Cause I'm in Flatland
Yeah, I'm in Flatland

(If you drive a car, car) A flat you'll see
(If you buy some shoes) Flats they will be
(If you get too cold, cold) Your flat needs heat
(If you play a chord) I'll flat the E
Flatland!

[Guitar Solo]

'Cause you're in Flatland
Yeah, you're in Flatland

Don't ask about dimension four
(Haha, HG Wells)
There's x and y you can't have more
(Haha, Mr. Twist!)

[chor]

In Flatland you cannot get high
(Flatland!)
The toilet paper's just one ply
(Flatland!)

'Cause you're in Flatland
Yeah, you're in Flatland
And pole vaulting's just a fantasy (Flatland!)


Craig

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