The Devil's Hour

the swap with captain swash and j.k. rook

* WELL, WELL, WELL, WHADDA WE HAVE HERE?
* YOU'RE A LIGHTNER, AIN'TCHA?
* SPLENDID! TERRIFIC!
* ME AND MY GUYS HAVE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR A NEW GUEST STAR!
* YOU'D BE PERFECT!

J.K. Rook

* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR.
* JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, PLEASE.
* NO WORRIES 'BOUT THE FINE PRINT.

SIGN RIGHT HERE AND LET'S

[ KZZRT ]
* AZZY!! WHERE ARE YA, KID??
* WE'RE GOIN' LIVE IN JUST A COUPLE MINUTES!!
* WE NEED YOU HERE. YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT.
* FIND THE ELEVATOR.
* SEE YOU SOON!
[ Click. ]

Not in Office

(You get off the elevator.)
(It's so dark. You can barely see three feet in front of you.)
(However... It looks like there's somebody in front of you...)

* AZZY! YA FINALLY MADE IT!
* THE SHOW'S JUST ABOUT TO START!
* GO ON, GET IN CHARACTER! JUST HOLD THAT FACE OF FEARFUL CONFUSION!
* YEAH... THAT'S PERFECT!
* CUE THE LIGHTS!

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REACH BEYOND THE SCREEN AND TOUCH THE STARS

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[ All of the lights turn on. Stage lights are blaring. The audience is hollering. ] 
* WEEEEEEELCOME, BOISENGIRLS OF HELL!
* I AM YOUR HOST, J.K. ROOK, AND THIS IS THE DEVIL'S HOUR!
* WE HAVE ONE HELL OF A SPECIAL NIGHT PLANNED FOR YOU ALL IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY!
* OUR STAR IS AZRAEL OF THE LIGHT WORLD! EVERYONE GIVE HIM A HAND, FOLKS!
[ Canned clapping. ]
* NOW, AZZY, THE RULES TO THE GAME ARE SIMPLE.
[ Rook's microphone turns into a scythe. ]
* YOUR HP REACHES 0, YOU LOSE!
[ Rook goes to swing at Asriel, but his scythe is knocked out of his hands by an offscreen attack. ]

* Asriel! Y'alright? 
* The hell is going on here...?
* MY, MY! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD FRIENDS, AZZY!
* (AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SIGN ANY CONTRACTS... HM...)
* TONIGHT JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING, FOLKS!
* YOU HEARD ME! DON'T GET UP FROM THAT SEAT! DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
* YOU WON'T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!
[ Rook regenerates his mic-scythe. ]
* IT'S TIME FOR THIS SEASON'S FINALE!!

* J.K. Rook STAR - There is no hope in defeating him. Give up.

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sorry for the wait it's kind of shitty

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caine voiced by alex rochon 
heavily inspired by death by chaos https://on.soundcloud.com/BUDNq3Y37JREGycD7
slightly inspired by ataxophobia https://on.soundcloud.com/U4miVmsoj4QNApSb6
AND CAPTAIN SWASH COMES IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR https://on.soundcloud.com/USmh5sT22QaTwdKW9

SEAL THE DEAL

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BY DAVY JONES' LOCKER, YOU KIDS'VE DONE IT!
I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE QUEEN'S TREASURE! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...AYE, WHAT'S THAT EYE YER GIVIN' ME FOR?
V: What? We're not "giving you" any look.
V: We just helped you find the treasure, that's--
SO, YER LOOKIN' TO STEAL ME TREASURE!?!? IS THAT IT!?!?
OHOHOHO... BETRAYED BY ME OWN CREWMATES!
BUT DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMIN'!
THEY ALWAYS DO... They always do...
DON'T THINK I'LL BE GOIN' EASY ON YE!
[ Captain Swash runs up to one of the seemingly-abandoned pirate ships in the chamber and goes inside. Moments later, he appears again, fused with the ship in some mechanical amalgamation. ]
D: Oh, if that's how you want to play... it's on.
YARHARHARHAR! LOOKS LIKE I GOT ME A COUPLE SHARKS HERE!
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE HOOKS, LADS!
AVAST YE!

flp https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kI-rfyiuuY100TA4_Od7yL_3nfRomdKI/view?usp=sharing

DEAL GONE OVERBOARD v4 (+FLP)

* The power of unsafe living environments shines within you.

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Acid Palace Posion

Maker of Undertale/Deltarune AU songs. I use 
FL Studio, but my old songs were made in UltraBox.
If you ever want a MIDI/FLP for something, just ask and I'll put the MIDI/FLP file into the description of the respective song, however please give me credit when using it.
I will only share MIDIs/FLPs of original songs now.

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#1 Eram fan.

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