Recorded March 2024

4/12

Prod by Raias Beats


Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Vega VS Black Dahlia! Begin!

Vega (0:10)

Finally, a brawl that’ll warm me up
Like your DLC, the wait’s gone on for long enough
Not just the guard for the boss of the mafia
Dahlia’s more a doll-with-a-tommy-gun
Hah, so quaint
This faux-name phoney stole my “Olé”
So frail, you’d get broken over old age
Even went and dislocated the Fishbone Gang
How stone faced, I bet my words barely hurt on the surface
Nothing’s more demeaning than to work at the circus
Madness, you’re no beautiful assassin
It’s all worth shit when your troupe’s full of rabbits

Black Dahlia (0:41) 

Who are you again? I can’t tell with that mask
Some Contiello brat or a cunt yelling forgettable facts?
Great attempt at getting me mad
But that requires me to pay attention while I’m shredding your ass! (Oh ho ho ho!)
Some bullfighter you are, it’s futile to try since
You let your name get taken by M. Bison
Allege I’m fake? Well Vega, I’m surprised
You pretend you’re stealthy, but won’t die in silence!
Such ugly shrieks when you bleed from my load of weapons
I wanna hear you scream, not yodel, get it?
Ugh, the time’s wasted away,
Now I’ve taken too late, and you’ve been taken too late (d’aww 😢)

Vega (1:11) 

It’s odd with a body of weaponry
That you’re not all as sharp as you’re said to be
You lost all your memories,
So go forget yourself, you don’t want to be testing me!
Both Lab Zero and your avid bloodthirst
Left thousands underneath a crashing structure
You’re as savage as your fans’ cancel culture,
I guess you really are built to be anti-Skullgirls

Black Dahlia (1:32) 

You’re chasing Cammy but it’s best you quit trying!
Damn moron, just let the bitch die!
Triggered her killswitch, but that’s when you switch sides?
Got your kicks by getting your ass kick-dived?
You killed your father and had him move from abusive to absentee,
A lot like your dad, you grew a duel personality
You want everlasting youth? I’d redo all those tragedies,
But sadly there’s no one left for me to shoot in your family

Outro (1:52)


i actually wrote like 90% of this in nov 2023, but i ended up updating a couple weak spots in the writing and rerecording with my current mic.

well here we have it. i consider this the start of like, my consistent era where the positives outweigh the negatives imo. this battle in itself is just very solid. decent punches, consistent rhymes and flow, adlibs that make sense for a fighting game battle. ive always been surprised how well the writing quality holds up, considering a majority of it comes from nov 2023. i guess thats just a testament to how comfortable i feel when writing to a boombap beat and epic ass characters like vega and dahlia, but in the end its all up to the brain worms so ya never rlly know.

if i could change something abt this battle, itd definitely be cleaning up the messy flowy rhymey bits in vegas 1st and dahlias 2nd, because they sound good but are still reaching for that setup and would have benefited a lot from actually planning out a punch. especially dahlias, since the connections were there, i just couldnt pull it off better than i tried at the time.

Vega VS Black Dahlia - 12 Bars of Dissmas #4

Recorded July 2024

5/12

Prod by Anywaywell
Special Thanks to JustGamer

wow this battle is too long! heres the doc link to the lyrics!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vGIGrGoyUxjEdOP2oh19RCQyKqzmrzGztdJfektdpf8/edit

listen im sorry okay, i attached this beat to this mu back in my frog era and havent been able to undo it, this beat is catchy fuck you.

welcome to the pandering battle. i love smosh, i love prozd skits, and i wanted to make a battle for the fans (me). though, adding a bunch of cheeky references resulted in a couple bars being stretches and a couple of corny lines that don’t really work if you don’t get the reference which makes this like, a buckets of charm battle for me. like, the battle equivalent of jingling keys.

one thing that i try to do with all my battles is have a special little gimmick that gives me a reason to listen to it again, and this battle’s gimmick is the cameos, which makes sense for the fanservice battle. i think i was able to pull them off in a way that made sense, and im happy w that much at least.

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