Powerdown but Lord X sings it with mx

Lyrics
You acted like nothing’s wrong 
Somebody’s gotta knock some sense into you

Now the times are changing
And the blood of mankind is fading away
Am i alone in the cold?
This story's getting old
This land intoxicated
Our bodies exterminated
The lifeless eyes have awoken
And I am broken

I have travelled many miles
And now I'm free to explore the soon forgotten land
Driven mad by all the tortured hands
Oh why oh why
Did this happen now
They just took their final bow
And only time will tell
When the sun dies down

I'm walking alone in this world divide 
I tackle the armies of death with pride
Is there anyone out there

Dead man walking

Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royale Rap Battle! 


Cri As Hi Walter ! 


RaccoonBro As Happy Anniversary 


M&Mattie As Hi Walter ! body actor


Dudz As Happy Anniversary body actor


Mixed by Light_IWNL 


Written by M&Mattie & King Ducky

Cover Art by Box Soldier

Beat prod. 2deep


Hi Walter !:

Hi Walter! It's me, your friend Patrick

I was at the mall, can you believe what happened!?

I saw this broken man trapped in a laughing fit

Claiming he's kidnapping kids but that's just a trick!


He's not a mad man you see, he's a sad sack who's pleased

By the families who plead, as he laughs at the deceased

As they sob on their knees, hes sat cackling at a screen

With lighting as bad as can be, plus he's in the shadow of me


Happy Anniversary:

Oh Patrick, poor Patrick, your shticks already done

Sad tricks, I mastered em, you just lack my cun

Actings shit, imagining, that's he's just met his love

And he quit when his victims cried, I sat and laughed at em!


You've got one famous bit, I've got a catalogue of skits

And all of them were hits, your art projects aren't shit

You made this with the entire crew you manned?

Well this time, you're the one leaving in a Dirtbag.


Hey Walter !:

The police arrived at the door and it put an end to ya

The only skits you have now are fucking phrenia 

And Walter, wanna know what's so funny about this

Like his family, this battle, and his vids, he's lost it!


Happy Anniversary:

Tried to find yourself love, but you couldn't get a clue

How could I consider you a threat with how she used you

And I can't understand how you handled that adversity

You were left behind for 6 years. Happy Anniversary


Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Cri & RaccoonBroVA]

fitin from 17bucks
happy from sunday night suicide

fitin/happy

Friday Night Baldin (VS Bald Gru) — Dealtastic

FnF Graffiti Groovin V2 - Groovin

Recorded September 2024

7/12

unknown (0:11)

Sorry, have you seen my dog here? He always likes to go wandering
From your plot to your profits, i know you've seen lost things
You cut corners with promos, of course a bot cheats
With those prompts you turned Roald Dahl into Dall-E

We both like to lure in unwary victims
Except I’m the one here who’s made a killing
If your whole livelihood is just scaring children
You would just need to say you’re British

Uh, forget your lemonade, get some aid for reparations
You’re not getting paid when you make the yellow papers
No more cheques remain, better brace for impending failure
Because you’ll get erased, the way I’m breaking generators

unknown (0:45)

Jesus Christ, what the fucks wrong inside you
Bitch, you look more ai generated than i do
But if im someone you really wanna imitate
Take my mask, you can use it to hide that shitty face

What’s that? It’s the unknown, you dumb twat
You think I’ll run? Hah! I’ll only ever run scams
I’m in your walls, I’m someone you won’t catch
Unless the building gets testy and you phase through the map

That’s not the only BHVR problem with you
You gaslight women, that’s not fucking cool 
Just a big hallucination from the oompa loompa meth lab
Cause thats prolly where we cooked up that stupid goop grenade crap

unknown (1:19)

You lacked the awareness to quit ever since conception
Typically, you stand in front of the mirror when reflecting
Though, you’ll get to feel a real chocolate experience,
When I treat you to the taste of the sweet release of death

unknown (1:30)

Well, you’re not killing me, but you still suck
Looking at your code, we both have gibberish scripts, huh?
I’m uncommon. You’re ugly. I’m Wonka. You’re wonky.
Your found footage shows you won’t ever get a 4K

unknown (1:42)

Your ineptitude in putting in effort isn’t an excuse
Do not improv. Learn to improve.
Witnesses disappear as we forget your story
For no one remembers a dead meme: Memento Mori

unknown (1:53)

Get the fuck off the floor, you toddler, want a jellybean?
The BFG’s fucked up son isn’t scaring me
Those yellow teeth, however, YEESH… dja need a gobstopper?
‘Cept you’ve already been wiped clean when the Fog gotcha
Fokkin periick


sigh. relevant rap battles of current events. also sorry for my terrible attempt at a scottish accent. to do the demo i watched like two videos of the unknown girl speaking and then let the ghosts possess me 

don’t really like this one. i fw like, the first 8 bars and beat and then the rest was sort of just slog that i wrote to release this stupid ass matchup from my shoulders. I wrote those first 8 bars during the peak of the wonka thing and my shortlived DBD phase, and then i sorta just ran out of steam. then one random september weekend i decided to finish it alongside jesus vs socrates. like, this walked so jesus could run. quote that, atheists.

like, if i could change anything about this, itd just be like. idk literally just making it better. the structure makes it sound like it ends too short, and each finisher actually just doesn’t make sense. this battle should literally be like, cut off at the end of the first verses and be a drb short or something.

The Unknown VS The Unknown - 12 Bars of Dissmas #7

Recorded December 2024

11/12

prod by Big Bro Collective


pac

Ay, wake up! This a battle so don’t act like it’s naptime
Bro, you’re less Rayman, and more of a manchild
Baby has grown tired, lay down and rest up
Play with your mobile: Rayman Siesta

Dish out a taste of pain if this glutton runs his mouth again
You know you’re getting served, bro I’m coming from the cabinet
You’re coming from France, but with that accent you’ve got
And the hands in the air, you giving up or hailing a ‘cah?’

Cause that floating body sorta reminds me of the ghosts I’m chomping
So I oughta go and drop him, like Ubisoft did
You’re a relic of time, I’m ageless with fans
“Rayman Legends” is right, you’ll stay in the past

ray

You a pie, cheese wheel, fortune cookie or what? 
I’m really sad if you aren’t, because I’m hungry as FUCK
But I heard that you’re serving me? You’re a fatass pizza
And I’m sick of you already, that’s Pacman Fever bitch

Drop the power pellets, steroids are wack
They turn ghosts blue, but they’ll do worse to your nads
And make your girl so sad, yo she prefers what I have
You ain’t got the balls like I do, check the urinal ad

Ay Miss Pacman won’t miss Pacman, you cuck
I pack a punch, pack it up before she yells “PAC, GET UP!”
So I don’t care what the FUCK you gon say,
You already lost, bro. You’re stuck in a maze

pac

Yo, the moment you got birthed, you looked up your mom’s skirt
I’d say keep it in your pants, but you should get some on first
And they say he’s supposed to save the land? Pause
You ain’t a stand up guy with no legs to stand on

Cause he mimics the way his friends all behave daily
Like your namesake, it’s obvious Ray tracing
You bit off the Rabbids, but you’re the one with rabies
Explains the crazed gibberish whenever you say things

rat

Oh you think you’re fucking hilarious with that stealing shit
Took Fozzie’s waka waka, now you’re the comedian
Bro, the fact is that you’re part of the issue
You’re so unfunny, Adam Sandler wanted to kill you

Yo, and what’s more wack than that is how you are at home
You beat your kids, Junior and Baby, like it’s Smash Bros
Miss Pac goes “I wish my husband dies like Namco”
Moral code’s so bad, only thing you can’t beat is bad code


silly little battle and second of the anti slump battles. i also wrote this one in like an afternoon and never looked back, which felt so good just to like, shit out all my creative energy. 

i was watching a lot of frak battles at the time and i really loved how he did angles, and just the whole way where he’d make some shit up for laughs and i wanted to imitate that same energy for rayman. like, sorry pac fans but i was hella biased to keep him as the straight man to highlight rayman lol. originally this battle was supposed to have writing inspired by exociety but erm….. teehee! i forewent all that and rolled with my own shit which did well for my mental.

i think i struggled finding an identity for this battle during the first few parts, and found the sauce in the middle of raymans 1st. i had been attached to a couple of bum ideas in their 1st’s but once i broke out of that like, bar machine mindset and did my own thing with actually setting up an angle with a punch w/o worrying abt material and references, it felt so good and i think that sorta mindset can really help make my writing more cohesive and consistent if i were to ever return to making rap battles seriously.

Pacman VS Rayman - 12 Bars of Dissmas #11

Thumbnail by GinCalico
[Intro]
“Fight!”

[Verse 1]
You were born to a throne, hidden away in the night
Banished king in the Zone, ‘cause Eggman seized the right
Knothole Village in the woods—safe but never free
Now your courage sparks a fuse, Freedom Fighters heed the plea

[Pre-Chorus]
“Stand up—(Sally!)
Charge on—(Sally!)
We move in sync, we never blink—(Lead us, Sally!)

[Chorus]
Keep it tight, keep the fight, ring-blade in your hand
Bass hits, heart quick, marching through the land
No fear, hold near, loyalty so strong
Listen to that call—Freedom rings all night long

[Verse 2]
Slipping past all the guards, evading metal eyes
Nicole by your side, code unstoppable and wise
Betrayal sparked your fire, turned heartbreak into might
Rallying the brave, forging hope in darkest night

[Pre-Chorus]
“Strike now—(Sally!)
Push through—(Sally!)
We rise as one, the fight’s begun—(Lead us, Sally!)”

[Chorus]
Keep it tight, keep the fight, ring-blade in your hand
Bass hits, heart quick, marching through the land
No fear, hold near, loyalty so strong
Listen to that call—Freedom rings all night long

[Bridge]
Allies rise from every zone
One voice, one heart, we stand as one
Night or day, we light the way
Your call ignites what can’t be undone

[epic guitar solo]

[Breakdown]
“Her father lost, her city gone, yet hope burns bright.
No walls confine the fearless mind—Sally stands to set things right.”

[Chorus]
Keep it tight, keep the fight, ring-blade in your hand
Bass hits, heart quick, rally all the land
No fear, hold near, loyalty so strong
Answer freedom’s call—Sally leads us on and on

[Outro]
Tomorrow we rise, the fight for hope goes on
Your courage sparks the dawn
Mobotropolis stands, no darkness can remain
Together we’ll reclaim—what’s lost we’ll win again

“Again… again… again…”

[Final Chorus]
Keep it tight, keep the fight, ring-blade in your hand
Bass hits, heart quick, rally all the land
No fear, hold near, loyalty so strong
Answer freedom’s call—Sally leads us on and on

What if AI made a Princess Sally song? (Sonic)

Here is a cover of Guns Pico Mix with Tord instead of Tankman.

YouTube Version:
https://youtu.be/Aes3CAmHST4

The Midi was made by Me. Here is a link (Includes the BF Vocals made by CHAWL):
https://www.mediafire.com/file_premium/76dnrzs6do0pj00/Guns_%2528Pico_Mix%2529_FLP_Recreation.rar/file

Here is a link to the playable chart:
https://gamebanana.com/mods/569723

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
https://ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin/friday-night-funkin-the-full-ass-game

Red Army (Guns Pico Mix but Tord Sings It)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

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Pacman VS Rayman - 12 Bars of Dissmas #11

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