Tysm for having me on board with this! This was extremely fun to record for, gotta be one of the best role I've ever recorded so far

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Vs Tord - Tord Bot

K.C. as Scheherezade 
Snakebite126 as The Crypt Keeper

SNAKEBYTE RAP BATTLES
SCHEHEREZADE
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!

Scheherazade:
Once upon a time, there lived a horrid dweller in a gory cellar 
Who thought that his lore was better ‘til the most notorious storyteller 
Showed him hell and if pain’s how you get your pleasure
I’ll have this masochist corpse left living happily forever
Take your aged BO away from my throne and wash up
No shock you got censored looking like Jeff Dunham’s condom
Got the monkey’s paw flows ‘cause it’s a death wish testing me
I got this gold in the bag like OPEN SESAME
Your OG writers couldn’t have had a sadder day mourning 
Once you stooped to some kiddie slapstick every Saturday morning 
And Rod Serling’s rolling body’s all that you can make move, son
Tried to be the top anthology but seems you hit some Goosebumps
I bewildered the known world with my Arabian Nights
You left moviegoers wanting to erase Demon Knight
I’ve won before you’ve even had a chance to diss me
So I shall make like your mother’s tomb and wrap this up quickly

The Crypt Keeper:
Welcome boils and ghouls, have a listen if you’d please
And I’ll give you all a Look-See at some real Crypt TV
Better make like Judd Campbell and start to knock on wood
‘Cause I assassinate Sassanids faster than the conquests could
I’m a sinful badass sailing on these flows 
You can’t diss the pro with your PG Disney prose
So maybe listen your dad and start retreatin’ 
Or I’ll render all 1,001 Nights of yours sleepless
I keep it lit, your flow’s Schehere-shoddy
You got style drier than my own barren body
When it comes to baller narrators, I take the crown
So let me make like a maggot and break it down (Psycho!)
Got love for all the little boils and ghouls, die-versity
Your hubby ripped through slaves cause he couldn’t fulfill his girlies’ needs
Now his queen needs to read to him ‘til he’s sleeping
About as good a catch as that jar with the genie
All the splendid deaths caused for your happy life
So much virgin blood spilled, you’d think it was a sacrifice
Cause once his incel terror caused every young maiden’s death
You pawned yourself off to him like a game of chess

Scheherazade:
Crawl back to Fear Street so your torture porn’s no longer told
There’ll be no issue once you’re silenced…like the Comics Code
The vizier’s daughter is slaying Kassir’s monster
With stories you read causing some young kiddies’ dreams trauma
I’m the king’s consort, I can’t be bothered
Entertaining this big circus act, like you take after your freak father 
And none can rock the academy like my score did
Your crypt’s got the corniest jam since Michael Jordan’s
My verbal execution’s like Niles, leaving your brain fried 
Got murdered by this music, so tell Alfred I say hi

The Crypt Keeper:
I’m a bull, you’re an ass feigning sickness
Strolling to the royal palace like “I can fix him”
This mistress in distress is going to need her sis when
I’m Carrie-Ann this track to leave you axed, Merry Cryptmas
My core-shaking stories leave horror minds inspired
While the tales you’re peddling make the Fresh Prince look expired
Your execution’s come so the sultan will have to tell your boo
That another of his ladies has been royally screwed

Instrumental by Epistra
Beat Arrangement/Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, Zagranis, Mothmancha, Adroitwhiz, and Walk

Scheherezade vs The Crypt Keeper. Snakebyte Rap Battles

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Bw7jQY_WA 

April Fools! Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two forest dwellers with VERY subtle similarities. We have the Original Starwalker, the goofy easter egg hidden in the Card Kingdom's forest of Deltarune, and the Navajo Skinwalker, the folktale witch doctors of the Navajo culture. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Fightmarker as the Navajo Skinwalker
Rabi as the Original Starwalker

Written by: Shimario, Rabi and Snakebite126
Beat Produced by: Barrie Gledden, Kes Loy, and Jason Leggett
Mixed by: Serena
Art by: BMB and Valonide
Directed by: Shimario 
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to JustGamer and Eddiefrb

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ivTCxWwD4_tPc6JsgTI09Hs71qB8fmqB8l4662xLkGQ/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! See you next time whenever this series bites back.

The Original Starwalker vs The Skinwalker - Rap Battle!

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Reginald Tetra (Cemetery Mary) VS The Elephant Man (Camp Here & There) - Rap Battles of Whatever

PLAY CEMETERY MARY!!! AND LISTEN TO CAMP HERE & THERE!!!! because there are spoilers here GUURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quizzique as Reginald Tetra
M!CAH as The Elephant Man
Writing by Rosenthal
Additional Help by AlchemyKing, ThanosQuack, A Trash Artist
Art by Rosenthal
Mixed by Trakked 
Beat by ToneJonez
Special thanks to Mayfield & Belov, ArcadeKitten, garbageGothic, AlchemyKing, and the rest of the Maryheads!

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Reginald Tetra VS The Elephant Man! Begin!

Reginald Tetra (0:18)

(Ahem…) Welcome, pleasure t’have met ya
I’m Reginald Tetra, and I couldn’t help but notice your poor sense of direction
See, the cemetery’s the next stop
For a rotten corpse like you, I could tell from the smell of your stench (Ugh)
So let me address the man in the room
Or rather, the elephant man harassing the youth
With how you're dressing yourself, the only magic in you
Was Sydney’s vanishing act that turned the camp to a coup (*Chuckles*)
Don’t masquerade as a prophet
With the simplest visions you make, it’s obvious that people leave you blamed for exhaustion
Though, you’d only steal glances when you break in to rob them
You got some screws loose, so let me put the nails in your coffin

The Elephant Man (0:55) 

Amen! Cease the prayers and the praise, friends!
Your game had acclaim, yes, but you just put the ‘claim’ in!
For this man? He lies! (Ha!) It makes sense for a ‘lay’man!
His fake talk of a dayjob gets paid off with a raincheck! (*Chuckles*)
Said you make coffins? (Well, well…) That’s a new excuse!
Once I’m through with you, (Hahahaha!) I can do that too…
Stupid fool, (Blasphemy!) and with every single route to choose
Time and time again, (Why!) you just end up out the loop! (No!)
They can’t uncover the Blackwood Butcher,
‘Cause you just hide the skeletons in your closet with rats in your cupboard,
And it seems you’re not the careful type, much like how that chair is tied
Your alibi’s not airtight, so-

Reginald Tetra (1:32)

Don’t you even dare of trying-
-To worm into heads with the worms in your mouth when you talk!

The Elephant Man (1:35)

You cut tongues, maybe consider your own? Just a thought.
Left in the dark so much, you’d fit as cabin doctor, no?

Reginald Tetra (1:41)

That cabin going dark is nothing to a Blackout Hospital
Vile, with one look you'd knock my lights out
But you're such a child, you'd get shook once the light's out
And I’m surprised how Sydney believes all the things you speak
‘Cause he only ever listens to you in his sleep.

The Elephant Man (1:57)

This isn’t fair to me! You barely know what caring means!
One night, you’re taking Mary in as charity, and when she finds the hair you keep
She’s too scared to scream because you’re there, it seems
You’re not just her doctor, you’re the reason she’s in therapy!

Reginald Tetra (2:10) 

Well, if you wanna get with a medic, then let this be your appointment,
You took toys from the kids and Sydney’s feelings to toy with
So they practised defense, but this bastard can’t get it
All your ideals aren’t grounded - now that’s astral projection!
Wanted a life with the dead guy? (Ugh!) You’re highly possessive!
Sent threats to find him, but you got the wrong kind of ‘director’!
Ever since then, you’ve been mentally backwards
Got a taste of your own medicine, and you still can’t reflect on your actions!

The Elephant Man (2:33)

I’m backwards? Your cold case is littered with antifreeze!
So toxic, explains the way that you’re treating your family!
Escaped the law in your plot, ‘cause you weren’t part of it!
You can’t pass bars to get to the conflict between Congress and Parliament!
I don’t know why you sound amused when expanding tombs,
Under the surface, you already got lots of ground to lose!
You hurt your love with Mary, now it’s down there too!
Your fans were shippers of a dead romance, now they’ll worship our muse! (Hahahahaha!)

Outro (2:58)

Reginald Tetra VS The Elephant Man - Rap Battles of Whatever

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

Watch the battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-AS7ppwvFvA

► CREDITS:

Theme Park Avenue as Slope Dude

Luke Reardon as The Abominable Snowman

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Slope Dude Art by Valonide

Abominable Snowman Art by BMB

Beat Prod. by Diamond Style

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Slope Dude Vs The Abominable Snowman. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Here is a cover of So Cool with Charles Martinet and Vinny.

YouTube Version:
https://youtu.be/_zGLFAjWRRA

The Midi was made by DarthPaulRen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6jOFtwtmqA

The OG Song was made by FriedFrick⁩ and TheWahBox⁩:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6ZNmwWQic‬

The Mario's Madness mod was made by Marco Antonio and a bunch of other talented creators:
https://gamebanana.com/mods/359554

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
https://ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin/friday-night-funkin-the-full-ass-game

So Gross (So Cool but it's a Charles Martinet and Vinny Cover)

Comb ya hair

Out da Closet(prod. by saomiggazbeats)

nightcore i don't belong in this club [switching vocals]

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

Reginald Tetra VS The Elephant Man - Rap Battles of Whatever

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