Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

♫  Wither  - A Minecraft Parody Of Flo Rida's Whistle

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kz83Wj2OK7jACz9_uHoexEUCUHqW82pZNgSbX1KFdwk/edit

CAST:
ego as Woody
TheToppo as Sheriff Toadster

CREW:
Written by Korekitten, DurDoesStuff
+ Additional writing help from TheToppo

Beat produced by Korekitten
Mixed by SPM1000

Sprites illustrated by DJBalloonz, DurDoesStuff

Logo by SPM1000
Thumbnails by Korekitten

Special thanks to R. YFU, Green Owl, KenosIsHot

SML vs Anything: Shrimpo Hunter vs. Sheriff Toadster! (ft. ego, TheToppo)

hi! i wrote this over the course of three days to study a certain writing style and i decided to use this matchup as my vessel for that. im not gonna like, move on w production for this cause 1. the writing isnt *that* much in character, and 2. casting this battle makes me wanna kms a gorillion times, so thisll do lol. more skullgirls rap battles on the way 😋

BB Hood (0:04)

Gran, was that you? I heard a sound in your room
A massive kaboom, or was it Peacock spamming her moves?
Not just bullets you’re riddled with, it’s parasites too
If they eat at you like food, I got an apple for you (boom sfx)

What big eyes you have! I mean big eye sockets
Peek the .9, cock it, leave new sight options
See how I stalk this bird of prey?
This battle is a hunt, and we’re both game

Yo, Bonnie carries the shotty, this rotten carrion’s shoddy
I’mma shoot the worms out a cuckoo bird, and now your clock’s clean
To forget war, they stuffed this turkey with tech parts
While I’m dropping bombshells, you’re just getting shell shocked

You and the confidant you had lost your land
She’s a maid because the battles swept Rommelgrad off the map
So call the rest of your moronic friends that your mind invented
My army men will target them and really make ‘em nonexistent

Peacock (0:45)

Hey doofus, my crew ain’t as stupid
What’s truly cartoonish are those supersized troopers
I move with the Unit, we jump you til your body’s squashed
Pounded to an ounce of your life like “we’re on it, boss!”

Yeah, you’ll get flattened under an anvil’s weight
But that’s okay, you’re fine with what you carry in your hands all day
A gat, a blade, and grenades, the amount of things is maddening
You’re hammered with hammerspace, that basket makes you basketcase

Now she’s goin mad, leaving harmless wolves attacked
I’m worried cause I’m from the lab, and she’s hunting labs
Return your pet puppy back before you do something rash
She isn’t a lumberjack but in her eyes, he would get axed.

Your granny needs your care, I can tell she is getting thin
But you’d rather chase the rush of bloodshed and adrenaline
While she’s rushing to her death, she expects it’s impending quick,
But don’t worry, I was there, you know I’m friendly with skeletons

BB Hood (1:24)

Your ammunition’s only wacky references and kiddy stuff
If I’m BB Hood, then you’re BB Gun
She ain't tough, speaking with mafioso voices
You only like Annie cause you’re a homeless orphan

Better run before I cut your throat. Behead a bird:  cooking show
Your blood’ll pour, spray and spread it everywhere: rubberhose
You want a wish? Then I’m crushing your funnybone
You’ll really be a Skullgirl the second that your body’s roast

Peacock (1:44)

Wait, you ARE nice, I can’t disagree
You don’t purge creatures, you defend your land from the freaks
And selling organs is business, it’s not actually greed
I guess the real sociopath here… is me!

My clown car’s a pick up when I drive, it’s ensured
Hit the fender, Little Red is now riding the hood
Then I’ll crash into your cottage, your childhood home’s flaming
Your beautiful memory’s gone, and crying won’t save it

Outro (2:04)

[SCRAPPED DEMO] BB Hood VS Peacock - Rap Battles of I Do What I Want

KELLEN DE VOS - GRAND SLAM

Withered Bonnie Voice By David Near!

A reremix of "Give Them Life" by Nitroglitch (reremix by me)!

FNaF Remix - "Give Them Life" Remake - Rjac25 (Original by Nitroglitch)

Angry Birds (by The Angry Birds)

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/1znjNsmrS8w

Track download: https://hypeddit.com/track/lkndzg

Coffins of the Caribbean

Elijah as Chowder
J Morris as Remy
Rocket as Mung

Lyrics:
Chowder:
Hey Mung! Yes? There's a rat in the kitchen!
But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to fry this rodent like chicken
‘Cause when I take the mic, you’re gonna take the loss
Like a skillet, I kill it Rat, got flows that’ll blow your socks off
Yo, this hat rack for Linguini's way beneath me
Tryna beat me and you'll get rejected like Panini, ain't that steamy?
You're a teeny little being, how can you step up to Chowder?
You’d still be in my shadow if I took Cinnamini powder

Remy:
Ew, that verse was tasteless, it couldn't pack a good punch
What you cooked up was rancid, Emile wouldn't eat it for lunch
Kid, if you were what you eat, you probably munch on the poorer stuff
But I hope you're hungry for what I'm about to serve; Order up!
You don't wanna get burned by the best chef in Paris
When you get chopped, you’ll be embarrassed that you’re gonna want to run to your parents
Oh wait, they’re dead like your humor is! Yet your audience absorbs all
A lazy show with a lazy kid, you’re breaking scales like the 4th wall

Chowder:
If we had any competition, you'd know I'd wear the crown
Your verse was a 2, MUNG! Another restaurant down!

Remy:
Oh please, don't get this all twisted like a burple nurple
Cause if we pondered cancellations, we’d be going in circles
 
Chowder:
It’s not like a two parter would be given to this bare mouse
I got you stressing, you're gonna want to pull your own hairs out

Remy:
That's a lot of fluff coming from a purple marshmallow
Biting on my style, I thought you came from Vídeo Brinquedo!

Chowder:
Sold your time with family for a soup bowl?
Thinking you're the better taster? Ha! That's comedy gold!
And as far as ratings go, I admit I’m not a defender
But I’m sure your restaurant’s a big hit for all the health inspectors

Remy: 
Rep destroyed by a building show and buried all of your earnings
Annoyed the execs so much and yet they call me the vermin
Yo, I’m the head of the kitchen, so be my trainee and listen
I thought anyone could cook ‘fore I met this special ed kitten

Written by Matthew, Jacob and Alen

Additional Help from Light, Freshy Kanal, Trakked, Fightmarker, Brodecai and Snakebite126

"Comedy gold" by TimeLord 103, Mason the Nation, MetaMachine, InfiniTV and CyanMilkShake

Mixed & Mastered by Light & Jacob

Beat by William Davies of Audio Network

[SCRAPPED DEMO] BB Hood VS Peacock - Rap Battles of I Do What I Want

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