Track about the classic Nickelodeon show iCarly.  Let's be real, probably the best show to every hit the airwaves after Full House. 

Had the link to the beat but it was taken down from youtube so I don't know what to do.  I know, here's the lyrics.

MC Jerk ‘N Squirt:
Emerald city
Got my camera ready 
Live in apartment 8-D
You know my name is Freddy
Yeah that’s Freddy Benson
In case you didn’t know
I’m the tech producer 
Of the iCarly show
But it’s hard to work 
When you’re infatuated
When we’re in the studio
I just want to get naked
Yeah I gotta tell her
My love is like no other
Carly Shay
I wanna fuck your brother
Work of art
That nigga’s name is Spencer
And I wish he’d fart
While ridin’ on my member
Yo, Carly and Sam
I’m sorry but you’re whack hoes
I can’t stand the smell
Of your spaghetti tacos
Now head back to my house
Spencer’s comin’ over
I’m gonna get lucky 
Just like a four-leaf clover
When I reach my front door
I know that something’s wrong
Walk in my bedroom
And Spencer’s fucking my mom
Go back to Carly
Take her to the attic
Then I turn the lights off
So she can suck my fat dick
Yo, we doggy stylin’
So I can see that ass though
Sam smackin’ her ham
Right outside the window
And I bust my nut
Then we random dancin’
What a fuckin’ night
For anal and romancin’ 
When the lights come back on
I’m feeling really shitty
Because the whole time
Turns out it was Gibby
I guess I shoulda known cuz I hit it from behind
With every thrust I felt his nuts hit mine
Sam Puckett laughing cuz I fucked a dude in the butt
But she can go and suck it while I’m lickin’ right on her cunt
My dick slides in just like this baseline
We 69in’
Clean up then drink wine
She said she’s worried
I said “It’s okay honey”
Because I’m handin’ the mic to K-Money

K-Money:
Miranda Cosgrove put your hands on my balls
Lather with lotion
Workin’ on that jack motion
I’ll have you suckin’
On my micro-shaft
While Nathan films
A secret webcast
Get out that iPear
I’ll make you my Au Pair
Upload it to the cloud while I’m smokin’ on that loud
You know
Make you feel like 
You’ve found a safe haven
While rubbin’ on your muff you’ll be screamin’
“That’s So Raven”
Jennette McCurdy you’ve been actin’ really dirty
Posin’ with that ass out 
You know I’m cummin’ in that Bushwell
I guess it’s just a plaza
That’s where I’ll be jackin’ 
While Jerry licks my nuts 
My load he will be gaggin’
Noah Munck you’ll be slammin’ on that back cunt yo
I’m feeling giddy while you’re pounding on me call me Gibby
Mary Sheer get that ass right over here
And twerk on my shaft ‘til I spray it on your ear
It’s a weird fetish 
But I guess that’s all the same
As long as I blow my load
No I don’t feel any shame
You know
When I look you in the eyes I’m gonna have to jerk
So let me pass that mic back
To MC Jerk ‘N Squirt

MC Jerk ‘N Squirt:
Nickelodeon
Always on my TV hun
Dan Schneider got them shows that make me whack off on my sofa son
Always getting’ my salad tossed
While I’m watching Drake and Josh
When that show got cancelled I denied it like the Holocaust
That shit was glorious
Just like Victorious
Knockin’ me off my feet
Call me Oscar Pistorius
And Brittney Spears’ sister
You know I can’t resist her
She got herself knocked up before I had a chance to fist her
Those shows are dead and gone
Chin up, gotta move on
I just might kill myself at the conclusion of this song

Yo Dan Schneider
You mothafucka
You know what you’re doin’ nigga

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