Favorite Battles of 2020

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MG Rap Battles; "Welcome to the Cannoli Kingdom!"

Rap Battles

The two legendary turret constructers, Torbjörn and The Engineer, face off in this epic Overwatch vs. Team Fortress 2 rap battle!

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LYRICS:
Torbjorn: 
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping's dispersed,
scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defensives, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn, ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store,
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!

Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short,
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, health Dispensers, Sentry Guns,
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify,
I mean the Omnic Crisis was your design!
Torbjörn: 
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort,
to cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more,
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, first hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destructing now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!

Engineer: 
You treat the Omnics like lesser scum,
I thought Southerners were the racist ones,
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more,
I've got a Widowmaker of my own, I'm a sharpshooter,
No Hospitality for this intruder,
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain,
more than your team when you're picked for games!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!

Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!

Torbjörn: 
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote,
then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!

Engineer: 
Your battle raps just prove the fact,
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth,
That every other hero does their job better than you!

Torbjörn vs. The Engineer - Video Game Rap Battle

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Video: Friday August 10th at 10am PST

Steady Cam as Pikachu:
Samantha Sadoff as Eevee

LYRICS:

Pikachu:
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe 

I’m the mascot, Yeah I’m the face that runs the game
While you’re a other throwaway that has known to run a way 

That’s your best ability, no adaptability 
can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika’s rap agility 

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts
I’m a master on my own, only high up when you’re stoned

Your a handout to the trainer buddy, I’m a real catch
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:
Why don’t you pass the baton to a viable mon’
That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I’m your natural predator, this fox devours mice 
if you try to nuzzle up to me you’ll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
that’s gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:
Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be
I am trainer Red’s lead, espeon’s is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it’s magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you’ll be paralyzed for sure
Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin’ through and through 
From the anime, to our new games, who’s really choosin you?


Eevee:
We’ve got a lot in common, we’ve progressed throughout the games
I’ve obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay 

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I’m a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves
If that was your last resort than I’ve got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you’ve got a good excuse
Your trainer’s too big of a dumb ash to evolve you

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

YouTube Link: COMING FRIDAY, AUGUST 24th 10am PST

Sniper: Steady Cam
Widowmaker: Eile Monty

LYRICS:
Sniper:
A professional has standards that includes efficiency 
in the discardin’ of my targets put them out their misery 

when I am dissin’ on the beat this hitman is making the heat
While all your boring allegories put a Sydney boy to sleep 

I am an old fashion assassin you’re a cold passionless ratchet
See how slow your heart tempo is once I go squash an arachnid 

and my bow blasts unattractive widows kissing her goodbye
You’re gonna wish I was a soldier when I’ve got you in my sights


Widowmaker:
I can’t believe they got me pitted up against against somebody
With a flow’s that’s only useful when you use it for Jarate

And his sniping’s seeming sloppy so it’s gotta be apparent 
That this cocky amateur has let me down more than his parents

Oh did that one sting? If that is the case than it’s no wonder
Your HP is by far the lowest of your brothers

Machetes will not help when I behead this hunter
C'est la vie Put you back into the land down under


Sniper:
Crikey mates now feast your eyes The widow spins a web a lies 
Because her mind’s so weak and blind She had her husband sniped at night 

after the talon wiped her mind and now she finds herself a spy
But you know I tend to remind your kind to surrender your lives

I’m fortified gotta spit hard rhymes and unload on a bloke I’m a flow carbine
Till your cold heart dies do you feel alive when I load up a bullet to blow your mind?

The literal kind, after the genocide collect my profit
Won’t be trouble you’ve been pummeled by a kid rocking a gauntlet 

Widowmaker:
I find it quite surprising that you still insist on trying 
Shouldn’t need my infra sight to realize your game is dying

And yet I wouldn’t be lying if I said you make me laugh 
I’ll put you down out outback I’m quite experienced at junking rats

Try and chase me down while I am swinging from my grapple line
Outwit you then I’ll ditch you once you trip this venom mine 

It’s One shot one kill mercy killing is my brand
It’ll be more painless over all your slowly dying fans

Sniper:
I’m a hired hand you’re a bold crazy 
Bit my stuff for long enough just F O A D

And go back to ballet cause with that big ego that you got
I don’t even need scope to know your head is getting shot (BOOM!)


Widowmaker: 
Wanna keep your job? then I suggest you run and hide
Going toe to toe with me, snipers tend to lose an eye 

And keep preaching that you’re stable we all know you’re really sick
And compensating for the fact you killed your family as a kid

Sniper vs. Widowmaker - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Infernape:
ShueTube as Blaziken:

LYRICS:
Blaziken: 
I can’t believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You’re crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can’t handle the flames I spin
And ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me’s looking razor thin
I’ll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I’ll wear it
I call it “Bathing Chimp”
You’ll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This apes a wimp, there’s no way he can take me with those baby fists

Infernape:
Forget the kinda game you’re in? I’m spittin’ platinum hits on blaze
I came in with flaming blitz you kickin’ with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you’ll faint, you got the strength and grit of May
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away 
be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
heat you and eat you up like a chicfila 
why don’t you go you sit an egg, your only chance of gettin’ laid
is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner’s made

Blaziken:
You think you’re spitting flames?
But we’re in different lanes
Different games, I’m in Pokkén smoking foes and kickin A
You ain’t even in the game
That’s means you ain’t getting played
Sorry I’m not sorry but I’d hardly want to pick a lame

Infernape:
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed
You are sparring gainst army with’ bullet fists

and scorchin’ hits, though I was tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that’ll torch this chick

Blaziken: 
I’m bored with this
I’m really getting fed up
You really think that you’re clever?
You’ll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you’ve never been a mega?

Infernape:
Better crank the heat cause your embers are em-bores
The way you’re fighting you should have sent for an emboar

Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you’re combutin’ better trust this combat wasn’t even close, No!

Blaziken Vs. Infernape - Pokemon Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Funfacts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FfwoHKtns8lWVFYa7rca31CKU5tAuajnNaq13ho51TI/edit
Written by: Gengo the Cannoli King, MetaMachine, B O R K, Gamingplush64, and Dani Frias
Freshy Kanal as Gregg
Bork as Kyle
Beat by Veysigz
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Micheal / Stark Media

Kyle vs. Gregg

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUhXHydECtXt2incabrzBqFIfIi-5GpbRYFyk0hGbBA/edit
Alternate audio: https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005/bendy-vs-cuphead-alternate-audio
MetaMachine as Bendy
Alex as Cuphead
Jade as Ink Demon
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Kamren, Dani Frias. Bork and Jade
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Smashing Duos"
Hint from Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Bendy vs. Cuphead

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Alex the Beast as Bakugo
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Azia as Megumin
https://soundcloud.com/user-804611078

Bakugo:
The A1 1-A Wonder's here to win! That's what heroes do!
So what'cha gonna do? Get Kazuma to carry you through this battle too?
How it’s her wish to have just one shot, I’ve got no clue, but it’s sure seemin’
This’ll be more of a bloodbath than your monthly Crimson Demons
Leave you resigned to your fate of being idolized by skeevy dweebs
No wonder you seem so popular -- you remind them of me!
Ding dong! The witch is dead! Put a bitch on blast then I'll head to class!
This time it was my explosions that left you face down in the grass!

Megumin:
It seems you broke a sweat! You better go put on some Old Spice
And comb your hair a bit, ‘least you’ll look nice when I ruin you like All-Might
Go crawl back to your mommy and cease your unsightly bawling
Cuz I’ll rename you Baku-gone when I beat you rap battle brawling!
You’re neither number one nor hero, have Ectoplasm do the after-math
Even Plus Ult-ra! you’ll stay at Ground Zero when you factor wrath
You’re worse than both Mineta and Endeavor together, although
Nothing will convince me that you’re not a tsundere, b...Baka-go!

Bakugo:
Don’t be Shoto and leave this half-assed, I can tell you’re holding back!
Any self-respecting wizard wouldn’t make Intelligence her dump stat!

Megumin:
Combine your hissing, blowing fuses, self-destructive attitudes and
your obsession with Izuku means that you’re a creeper! Aw man!

Bakugo:
I don’t even know what you mean, Megu! Launch one attack and you drop like Deku!
Swallow your pride and eat your words like a frog, or else I’m gonna have to Tsu-you!
It’s gonna be a blast I’ll revel in, you know my every stat is min-maxed
While you spend time castle levelin’, you can’t out-class me when you’ve collapsed
You’re stuck in ih-sucky Quartet, with an idiot, waste, and a masochist
And even she would be crying in pain when I’m launching all of these nasty hits
You see for me, it’s easy to crack both mind and body of a porcelain girl
Wiping you off of the face of the Earth is My Blessing on this Wonderful World

Megumin:
But I’ve got the drop on you! You know I’m rockin’ like Uravity!
I guess she taught you how to spit a diss with Zero Gravity
You win a tournament and whine? Aye-oh! Gotta let go of your pride!
Or your ego’s going to go up in your face like it’s Dy-na-mite!
I combine my deep crimson with darkness blacker than black
Man-a up and quit trying to kill your friends ; only villains do that!
It’s an understatement to say Kacchan is gonna be toast when
My Hero Macadamia, this nut gets roasted by EXPLOSIONNN!

Bakugo vs Megumin - URBoF #14

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions

Invader Zim vs Dib Membrane. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57.

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Lyrics/Flowtest/Message from Gengo: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pz5X9LPrNsBPVLwBBfMYBhQqNoTZB3XOXoNOfkuxwV0/edit
garbageGothic as Mae Borowski
underscores as Legoshi
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, Bork and Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat by Epistra
Hint for next battle: "Women of War" (featuring An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog and HalaCG)

Message from Meta: "As I wait for this to finish uploading I just want to say Happy Birthday to you, Gengo, you're a really good friend and I hope you have a great day today! You're growing up into an amazing person and you've always been there for many of us when we need it, you're funny, a great person to co-run a series with, and most importantly, you're a good friend. No matter what the future holds, we'll be here for you as you've been there for us and you're gonna do amazing things when you get older, enjoy life and eat some cake.

Mae Borowski vs. Legoshi

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Crazy Dave vs. Flowey

MG Rap Battles