deathnote prod. cashin300

Baku : DeegleNV
Pizza Time Pizza : Mancha (UBERocity) 
Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Party%20Animal.mp3
Beat Prod : Tristan
Written by Kamren, ColeDaDole, GamingPlush64 and Swoldow
Mixed by Dani Frias
Baku art by Rabi
Thumbnail by Paige

Intro :  

Baku :
Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now

[Door opens to the Pizza Time Pizza Establishment]

Pizza Man :
Hello sir, welcome to Pizza Time Pizza! What can I get you today?

Baku :
Ok lemme get that uhhh... BONELESS PIZZA with uhh two liter of Coke.

Pizza Man :
Sure! Do you want the special [unintelligible english] order to go with it?

Baku :
HELL FUCKIN NAH

[Beat starts]

Pizza Man :
Here at Pizza Time Pizza, we're a family, community
Not a dead meme, unworthy, of immunity from our deity
I've heard about your Boneless shtick, and it only left me bored
You look like the kind of clip art to buy clothes at a soup store
Didn't hop on any tracks, but on Hank's Bread, you tried to flow
Now you're here on this channel battling me, I thought you didn't do Promos?
Reminding me of Julian, so like him, you best stay out of my way
I'll be the second person you've met who don't play your type of games
With the stolen face and clothes, I wouldn't call that Fair Use
So what's the point of rapping on a track if you fail at that too?
Even if I take out the B, Aku is still an extra bitch
Since I've fleshed out my story more than anything you've got a Bone-In!

Baku :
This track got limited minutes bruh, wrap this shit up
Damn, I should've know y'all restaurants were always this corrupt 
Look, I ain’t joining your wack ass creepy cult shit bro   
You prolly got actual bones inside of your shit dough

Pizza Man :
Was that all in your vocab? It seems you need my school of education
Cause with those speeding tickets, guess you ran into a little situation!
I’m making bars behind my bars and still making a presence
While Seth ranked you below Tobi, I’d call that a Descension

Baku :
Need to get off my line, bitch. I mean, fucking hell
Your fuckin’ creator couldn’t be bothered to buy your damn URL
Decrypting hidden DMs n shit? I can't communicate with you properly
Because honestly? Y'ain't shit, I've been whooping chefs tryna fuck with me
What are you on about? Youtubers always got you Swept Up
So add my own to exposing inside your mind, I'm your host for now, bruh
And your lore bro? Fuck, and I thought K-Pop was hard to understand... 
But with those missing people? Bruh, where's the fucking cops when you need 'em?
Y'all ended on Halloween, so you ain't got shit, Spooky Pizza Man
When that shit went live, people Bale-d, and now your content’s bland
Man got no loyalty, abandoned followers and ego's Supreme
So fuck you, fuck your food service and your cult, Y E E T

Baku (Boneless Pizza) Vs Pizza Time Pizza - Rap Battle! (ft. DeegleNV & UBERocity)

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

LYRICS

Zodiac Killer:
38- goodbye announcer, too bad you had no parting gifts
Now to this mess of a killer, I don’t know where to start with this 
With the countless origins you’re given by pre-teens thinking they’re Stephen King
makes you unthreatening, cheapening, cult burnings and murdering leaving grim
I’ve already been compared to a Jack, but somehow, you’re even weaker
Please cease, sir. You’re weak, sir. Don’t need many words to speak burns.
I’m a cold-blooded killer, a bold blood spiller
But I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse than your picture
With the blue faceplate, but this lame-rate would get crippled by my first shot
Burst shot, 9 millimeters in the grave until this worse slop
Gets burned hot, like my gun-fire, spitting shots to leave this teen shook
Try to rap with your “I have no mouth and must scream” look

Eyeless Jack:
Hidden in history for setting cars on fire? What a back burner
And that black mask? Static-y raps? You’re taking from the Observer
I’ll leave Zodiac burnin’ like hot tar, when I drop bars
But my thoughts are “No wonder he’s flopping, he already bombs hard”

Zodiac Killer:
That’s it? I expected more out of this classic
Guess Ticci Toby kin is prone to laugh tracks where they’re rapping
Burnt face and broken family, now hell’s where this devil’s advocate lies
Cap a Jack-ass and make his brains splatter; upgrade the count to 39

Eyeless Jack:
Ted Cruz wants to step to a monster of darkness 
But I'll rip the head screws off this dead moose, sell out on the black market
This suspected methhead vendetta spreader put his own life on private
Guess this battle’s a no-brainer, I could use something to spice up my diet 
So, read the note, kid, ‘fore the folktale is broken 
He’s hopeless, homeless, and no chance of holding
a throne! Left your legacy as just another John Doe
You lead cops on a wild goose chase like you’re murderous Where’s Waldo!
Things looks so bleak for this clone thief, I’ll be sure to kill you slowly
Make like another baby and take your own leave
It’s clear why people lost their fear of you, no newspapers to examine how
Your legacy’s gone on and shattered, where’s Zodiac rapping now?

CREDITS

DeegleNV as The Zodiac Killer 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQ
Razzy as Eyeless Jack
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed by DeegleNV and Light
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by Rabi

The Zodiac Killer vs. Eyeless Jack - Rap Battle

??? as HOLLYWOOD LEGENDS PRODUCTIONS
adroitwizzzzz as Ben
seth as the man of moles

Ben Shapiro: 
Say, theoretically somebody’s gay for Moleman 
--May--be if this were plausible you wouldn’t be so sad 
Though we should note that, this is hypothetical 
Opposed to the set in stone fact that I’m gonna throw Hans 
Despite making up 50% of the lines:
you only take the dub 0% of the time
My 2 cents as to why you’re bad and actively losing 
is because you’re rapping Grandpa whereas I’m making music 

Moleman:
Who ya callin Grandpa? I’m 31 actually 
Old fashioned and impractical-- you’re a faulty facts machine 
Give that minute of my life back to me, 
Even a ball to the groin didn’t put me in this kind of agony 
(ow) I can see how you’re Matilda’s cousin 
You’ve got the power to make people leave the room with your discussions 
You lean far right?-- well, there’s what i got this cane for 
Ben Shapiro just got destroyed by *oof* 

Ben Shapiro:
Sure eeyore  

Moleman:
Aw 

Say for the sake of debate, uh, that your lines meant shit to me 
I’d save them all for my book and name it: “The Wrong Side of Dissery”
I’ll put my foot up your balls, you crippled, commie creeper
Studies show they call you Moleman ‘cause you’re digging yourself deeper

Moleman:
Oh I was lead to believe that I was Bart Simpson
But, you couldn’t brainwash me to follow your way of thinkin’ 
Yeah, I've got such a pristine flow when I drop a rap
I can bring down the house and sell it all to Aquaman

Ben Shapiro vs Moleman RAP BATTLE

since I wanted to go ahead and have this out and also due to a lot of good slots being taken for the schedule I figured I'd drop this as a little surprise. happy early halloween everyone. :) thank you to everyone who was involved in the making of this!
stay spooky!!

Casting:
Dani as El Chupacabra
Alex as the Mothman

Written & Mixed by Alex
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Lyrics:

The Mothman:
Terrorizing from Buffalo long ways to Mason
Who said the Point’s meant to be Pleasant?
Tell me, what is your defense, peasant?
This is what my Prophecy destined!
I expected shivers
I’m cackling, you look so withered
And I must admit I’m a bit disappointed my foe is an unkempt lizard
So don’t step on the hills of the Farmlands
Don’t dwell on the hills as a Farmhand
In the night sky descending upon your gardens
You’ll witness eyes glaring, wings darkened
El Diablo hackneyed backwards crackhead, I’m bored by your story so listless
I am vile and wiry, handle my business, you can’t keep your facts consistent
Or your potential whereabouts, or your powers, or your appearance
So pardon my weariness, you mangy bitch, if I fail to see you as anything even close to vicious
Agh, you’re dry as the desert you come from
I tower like where I originate from
Let’s dance in the dim lighting
So c’mere Vampire, how’s about you bite me?

El Chupacabra:
This knock-off fallen angel is a mockery yet still hell-bound
I’ll waltz into West Virginia, find the tourists, tell the crowds
How El Chupacabra spread terror across continents, so tell me how’s it
That you claim to be the fiercer entity scaring hillbillies up in the mountains?
This cryptid’s cryptic, my cipher’s dire
You’re a half-baked antique Creepypasta
Mired in tropes like you came from a first grade writer
Step off of that bridge, I’ll extract your insides
I would’ve expected you of all demons to be...a bit more fly
You’re face-to-face with a real beast
Real creatures would laugh at you
With all the museums and statues
You’re a novelty attraction, they cash grab from you
Douse you in raps like it’s goats blood
From the victims I carve up
Your time’s done
When I kick into High Gere, your hope’s fucked

The Mothman:
I’m not surprised you lack backbone, that spine’s atrocious
Proportions more broken than this morbid hoax is
All bark, no bite
Your claws can’t catch me in the skies, you’d fail
Paling in comparison
It seems your scales aren’t up to scale

El Chupacabra:
You’re looking pretty grey and desaturated
Heh, someone’s a bit miffed their relevance has faded
Makes sense, that’s what an offhand joke does 
Being from the “TNT Areas” about the only time you can say you’ve blown up!

The Mothman:
I incite fear, I’m not some half-baked Satanic ritual
Rip the canines out of this canid who’s ‘power stance’ is pitiful
I Tracked the Chupacabra; and you were hopeless from the moment I landed
I’m linked to UFOS because my flow is not from this planet

El Chupacabra:
Is crumbling part of your plan in rap? I really doubt you will last
When your own presence made your own fucking bridge collapse
My teeth alone could clip you down a level, Winged Man...
I’m hungry, hijo de puta
Seems I flipped the switch on this Moth’s lamp

El Chupacabra vs. the Mothman // Alex's Rap Battles #8 ((Halloween Special 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 ))

Video dropping Halloween!

Light as Guts
Fightmarker as Doomguy

Beat Produced by: Audio Network
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Old Thumbnail by: SonicSmash
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Guts:
This ain’t the hell you’re used to, so I suggest you back off
The Black Swordsman is up against Master Chief only half off
I’m those spider demons you fight and you’re just a simple house bug
So tell me who stomps in this match if your NASA shit pulls the plug
You like easter eggs? Well go have a crack at this
I’ll John Romero this when I get a-head with all your hits
So step to me if you dare, just know it’ll be your last trip
Since my sword will hit the same lips that you’ll use to kiss my ass with

Doomguy: 
East verse west, Guts meets the best
It’s a gunfight, yet you bring swords to compete against
Soundtrack from Mick Gordon with songs that he made from his lip
up fighting worse english than Chinese bootlegs? This’ll be a trip
So let’s get the party going, I won’t leave this battle floored
Griffith fucked your girl first since your dick ain’t big as your sword
Followed by your 2016 show that shouldn't have left the station
I’d say to walk away if I didn’t have to see that animation
Rip and tear through tactics, Guts’ guts will sure be bleeding, 
The ugliest one-eyed motherfucker since the Cacodemon
and it seems you lack cohesion with a new swordsman to switch to
So don’t call yourself the goat, kid, I’ve history killing him too
 
Guts:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying my team while yours keeps dying all the time
and keep my name out your mouth like you think you’re some kind of bruiser
Named Doomguy, marine, and slayer, but I’ll truly call you loser
You’re on Falcon’s territory, I’m so fly when I go diss you
Fight with no breaks while you fight Snake over a little shih tzu
You don’t know jack about me, take your vengeance somewhere else and fade
Too bad you’re stuck in hell with none to say you fell down to my blade

Doomguy:
Aww, don’t cry now. Your fans might make that meme again, dude
Sword Art Online took your name and now you’re mad I’ll take your shit too
I’m glad you took your research but let’s note down something well
Between us, who’s the one that actually surpassed through hell?

Guts vs. Doomguy - #6

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

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