Imo the beat is a little too loud, sort of drowns out the vocals, but besides that this was absolutely amazing! Keep up the great work Rabi!

The announcer had a job to complete and made sure he survived the Zodiac Killer killing him so he can ask us who won, who's next and that we decide what a trooper.

"Keep your doors locked at night, unless you meet one of these faceless killers in the middle of the night." Let's say, hypothetically, I were to meet one of these faceless killers in the middle of the night. First of all, the term "meet one of these faceless killers" implies that I would have left my house, or, at the very least, have invited one of these faceless killers over (which is incredibly unlikely because in order to meet them, I would had to have had no prior interaction with them beforehand, making this an unlikely scenario). Even disregarding this glaring hole in your statement, there are still many other contradictions. This battle is between two faceless killers. If they were to prowl the night, what cause would I have for wanting to meet them? To "keep my doors locked at night unless [I] meet one of these faceless killers" makes no sense, as this would be a huge potential risk to my life and well-being. If anything, this would only encourage me to lock my doors further.

Cupcakes (creepypasta) vs. Butterflies (creepypasta)

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBWCFE2EwWQ


Battle Cat: Fightmarker
C.A.T.S: JustGamer

Mixed By: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp and Bork
Art By: Nooby
Mixed By: Glitchdude
Beat By: =


Lyrics:

C.A.T.S.: 
Mechanics at the ready! Prep yourselves for Base Defense
Tank the dents, (yuh) and leave ‘em all for dead just like their relevance 
Rusty Nuts and Bolts! I’ll crunch your codes ‘fore you boost bars 
So best gather your luck before trying to shoot Stars!
I’m locked and loaded! Tearing Kraft marshmallows apart!
Scrap down all your crap to pieces ‘n’ scavenge your game for parts!
Can’t pass this cat's pelt! Want a win? Your chance fell!
Biting off of Undertale? It takes more for this champs belt
And your game? In last! Failed. No way in hell that you’ll match this
I was told I’d get in a cat fight, but it seems that I’ve been catfished
Won’t succeed in this Crash test, like my numbers you’ve blown it
Knowing pussies hate the water, you’d best hide when I’m flowing

Battle Cats:
Domination is secured, this Scum Bag’s our next target
Deploy the Cat Patrol and wipe this pussy off the Market!
So please park it, as your talking wont help save your trash tier team
With the power of God and Anime I’ll make this hick bleed!
Hide behind homemade defenses, while I fight the front lines
Arm yourself with ammunition but still choke to shoot rhymes?!
Going Uber in this Fest, heavy lines like Golden Capsules
You’re on the verge of death, so your next steps best be careful
Come with wretched RVs, you won’t stop these armies
Take bites out of parties, you’ve no idea what you’re starting
We brought Mankind to its knees and now we’re still at large
Whilst you’re playing Fake Mechanic in your mother's backyard

C.A.T.S.:
This cotton swab spawn can roleplay as the winner but
My rhymes are lit! Your lines came straight outta the litter box!
So don’t start with your bigger talk, cuz your win ain’t happenin’
As it seems after that verse your game’s as flattened as your rappin’ is

Battle Cats:
Business is Popping, from Japan to the Cosmos
So know Zepto’s Experiments are no worry to Ponos
Try to pad the time of children, but you were just a quick fad
Nothing new to Battle Cats, another win claimed for the clan!

Battle Cats vs. C.A.T.S | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Thumbnail created by: Rabi
Mixed by: Serena

WHO WON?
https://forms.gle/AmaVXtC3PcnFtjhT6

Jofinity:
Hold up! It’s the King! Nobody better say shit
’Cause I’ll give him more than feedback that is bound to make him rage quit
You’re basic, your flow is boring, just face it: you’re so annoying
Replayin’ the same old story, defamin’ you more than Multi
If you’ve made a better battle than my Era 1, do tell
This right bloody bloke is just the Next Best Fel
Now I know you’ll throw a fit, so in advance, I’m sorry bro
But of everyone to lose to… you lost to Shimario

King Mewtwo:
Now I’ve been here longer, sonny, so I’d start taking notes
It’s the voice of the killer Jacks against the guy who can’t emote
Same tone, same flow. You’re so predictable, bro
Yo, you sound like Chills if he let himself go (oh)
Shimario only beat me by being a decent writer
You’d only beat me by rigging the poll with your subscribers
And my iMovie era topples your first one anyday
Cuz unlike your bonus editing, my vids actually differentiate

Jofinity:
Is this really what we’re doing? Surprised you made it a round
Give it 15 minutes, you’ll want all of that shit taken down
People talk about me, and you? Nobody gives a fuck
Hey psychic type, read people’s minds: hmm, you suck
So quit your stallin’, you really think that you’re poppin’?
(yuh) Cryin’ to Dani’s the only time that you’re ballin’
I’d say you’re SlowlyGettingBetter, but after this, it’s too late
Now go and run back to your real life friends… oh wait
Now unlike FRB, let me acknowledge your writing
Bring up the poll, but I actually HAVE people subscribing
You’ve been stuck in the double digits ‘cause this Brit is worse than Midge is
All the critics booed your vids until you quit it, tragic, innit?
Shit battles like YouTube Poops, but not a single one has Rosen
’Cause you’ll regret fighting me like when R was your opponent
The king thinks it’s an easy fight, but I’ll be taking the crown
In this battle, you’re like your popularity: going down!

King Mewtwo:
*yawn* You’re so boring to fight, dude
Hearing you rant makes me think we go too hard on Psytube
But here’s where you’re different: he owns up to his mistakes
While your unpopular opinions got us doing spit takes, ay
You treat your crew so bad, you should be running Dustin’s basement
This won’t be the first time a Brit has left you beat, shoutout to Rayyan
How I got this much material on you is anyone’s guess
Half of your in-jokes are just like your trim: dead.
Jofinity, you’re shit, you need to quit with overcasting Carrick
And you know what? Maybe go quit the community while you’re at it
The lines this crappy Cuomo clone spits are just making me Weeze
Covering up his subpar writing with fifty billion rhyme schemes
How can anyone like this kid, all he fuckin’ does is brag
And yet he still questions why he’s become FRB’s new punching bag?
You lost to a drawing, dude. We simply ain’t alike
Maybe ask Bowser for some tips on how to “flame the mic”

Jofinity Vs King Mewtwo

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Me as This Man and Trollface
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by InsaneBeatz

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
THIS MAN
VS
TROLLFACE
BEGIN!

This Man:
How about you sit down, I can tell you’re torn up
Rose from image boards but now your image bores us
I’ve got a chilling tone, the most skilled opponent who will unload
With the flows to send this troll back under, I’m the Billy GOAT
You’d think Ramirez was an alchemist with all that he’s sold
And yet he failed to turn your irony to comedy gold
Yeah, now this mug’s firing shots
Against the idol of every 12 year old child on Black Ops
Cut through you with malice
I’m Krueger, you’re Alice
‘Cause my face haunts dreams, yours just haunts sleep paralysis
You’ll take number two so I know that shit-eating grin’s hurting
How ‘bout you go on a Trollface Quest for a chin surgeon 
The MC straight from your REM sleep onto TV
You’re stuck on rage comics while I’m making Shonen Weekly
You’re bound to wind up like Pepe, locked in the net’s attic
‘Cause with your history of bigotry, you’re pretty problem-atic

Trollface:
Hon hon, oui oui, why don’t you go back to Italy
You can call me Eduard ‘cause I’m about to Khil the beat
Hunnid K dollar face so like your marketing, I’ll be stunting 
Ain’t seen dream dudes be proven this fake since speedrunning (LOL)
Is the fact your story’s sketchy surprising
Drawn looking like Kin Kid in a midlife crisis
I’d never go to Brazil or this teacher might get my child
Screw X-Files, that creepy stare tells me you’re from the Pedo-Files
My flow game’s mad, bro, you’re stepping in a trollfest 
So how about you call me Rick, I’m on a Roll (rekt!)
Go dream of some bitches, that old Shrek face gets no sex
Floating up to chicks like…so no head?
This won’t be the first time 4chan exposed this cuck’s ass
So how about you bathe in oil and go find who the fuck asked
You better hold still ‘cause if this Creepypasta draws nearer
I’ll be ruining a CP freak like Black Mirror

This Man:
Your font’s quite ironic when your bars can’t leave an Impact
With those raps I gotta ask, have you ever seen a diss, man?
Floating above clouds, makes sense you’ve got little drip 
Sir, your figure isn’t fitting since your image didn’t stick

Trollface:
Corona babofa, I’m going mask off, you’ll die today
Ending you for good and spitting sick, Viral K
No Christ is here to repent for our sins
So neither of us will be spared when the Trollge begins

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

This Man vs Trollface. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

For this battle, two dream demons duke it out. Who has the cutting edge? You decide!

The video is on the way!

Alex M. as Freddy Krueger
Cri as Darkrai
JesseBoxVO & D3_sp41r as the Elm Street Girls
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by Lazer
Written by Jacobrl99, Birdjormungandr, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by SPM1000, Raisu Battle, and Awesome Ayden

The Elm Street Girls:
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you 
Three, four, said he’d muddy your lore
Five, six, blinded by his eclipse
Seven, eight.. 

Freddy Krueger:
Ending your Dark Reign, bitch!
Cut from the same thread, yet you come apart at the seams,
This tame threat Banette needs an ability to wreak Bad Dreams
I’m the achieved beat sweeper, the Elm Street reaper,
Intruding pleasant dreams, wet sheets drowning deep sleepers
This mother-pucker’s weak to fairies while wearing that awful scarf?
I think I’d know a Derry Queen sucking the soul from ITs vanilla arc
Dark Void as a signature, fucking forged by a beagle
Avoiding other villagers to protect them from my Dream World
Prone on the weak, since damaged souls make me whole
“Bon appetit, bitch”, banished to atone as a lonely ghost

Darkrai:
Wes Craven a New Nightmare, couldn’t find the right scare
You should’ve stopped right there, with the way you write scares
If you wanna fight fair, step into the light Fred
I’ll show you how the night ends, with your fuckin’ ninth death
It’s Darkrai, the dark type that’s casting fright on this pedophile
With harsh rhymes, of dark times when cast back, I’ll end the life
Of a child, stuck in denial, of Amanda’s haunted actions
Piling fathers like Spiritomb, the bastard son of 100 madmen!
Don’t need to use the real world for me to expose ‘ya
Wes went shopping for Serial Killers forming Freddy Kroger!
This Dex offender’s packed with Bundy, BTK, and Manson
Geez, with how you prey on kids, you need a seat with Chris Hansen!
Since your relevance has faded, nights are spent with another Freddy
With your cheesy puns and greasy mug, I’m sure they have a job ready!

Freddy Krueger:
“The souls of children give me strength”, fucker, try to understand
Will he, Freddy Krueger, take Alice to Wonderland?
I’ll unplug you for an upper hand ‘cause power is my toy, bitch!
Exploiting your weak spots as if I’m pulling off the void glitch!
Never will I ever, weather another lecture
From a lesser specter, bested by a feather
The crescent is better, prevents all your efforts,
sweatin’ her presence, waning for her pleasure
Ask Rick-San how I get my kicks in, I’ve mastered striking swipes
Shouldn’t mess with MK’s best, bitch! Aren’t ya weak to fighting types?
I mean looking at your fanbase? Shit, I thought my glove was edgy
When I banish you like Palkia, tell ‘em you were sent by Freddy!

Darkrai:
I’m not affected by your rhymes, I’ll protect Alice through the night
Hex him with his reflection, then Freddy’s Dead by Daylight
I’m bested by insects, yet your Nasty Plots truly bug me
Film after Film, Kill after Kill, this bastard’s never evolving!
Your trivial Pursuit’s revolting, Boo into Bo, everyone sleeps on you
Not a peep, this marred Mareep counts sheep to find actual use
Tensions boiled over on Elm Street when you ran out of steam
Because preying on teens won’t make this nightmare a Dream
Like Jason, Super-Freddy’s unmasked in this year’s masquerade
Shackled to the Bargain Bin, the rap battle slave is left a basketcase

Darkrai vs Freddy Krueger - Pokémon vs Anything!

no more logo but this is clean tho!

RNG as Madara Uchiha
Snakebite126 as Frieza

Beat Prod. by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: King Mewtwo
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: JK03

Lyrics:

Madara:
Weakness disgusts me, so if you’re my foe, trust me
I’ll make sure that my plan of peace will get on you and just cease
Must mean that you’re out the picture, five foot, won’t need no high force
So if you’re gonna slash me, it’ll last as long as you as a cyborg
Wake up to reality, to think you’ll battle me
How flattering, end that journey and spew blood on that battle scene
You’re half of me, I’ll wipe out all Shinobi that can swarm
You’ll just get your ass beat saying “this isn’t even my final form”
What’s this fetus fighting for? Other than some racism
I’m a one man army, you’re out here running a slave system
Facing up, this alien knows I squash the beef
While you say sus stuff like to Goku talkin’ bout “oh, you could grind meat”

Frieza:
Stupid monkey, don’t make me debunk your raps
I’ll ignore that, and have to show you this was your bad
Go start another war that you’ll have to revive after one blow
Pathetic, what you think is cool’s a normal thing in my show
I’m just destroying planets as a hobby, you barely succeed to invade one
Could practically raise ya’, 
Then you won’t have to bitch about how you too evil to be Hokage, son
Which is dumb in itself, if they saw me, they’d have you canned
The solar system lookin up and down at me, so fuck that whole Eye of the Moon Plan
Too sad, don’t mix up my beliefs and go and guess
It’s more suspicious you rockin’ Senju’s face all on your chest, ha
I leave a mark, so disregard any of your missed remarks
You dreamin’ like them to think your disses hard, 
The most this old fart can make is a filler arc

Madara:
And I bet that shit paced faster than anything you featured in
This spoiled brat’s really treating my better dubs as a fever dream
And I ain’t talkin your actors that make you sound like a whole lame joke
But don’t worry, kid, after this, you got a reason to chainsmoke
You look like a rejected Pokemon, you’ll hold no award
It’s okay, Mewtwo, Magikarp also got a golden form
Damn, and I thought this freezer would know a thing or two about ice
But it’s like when you were fuckin’ with Jiren
Your poor roasts will get smacked with what I’mma write
Yuh, I already saw the fact that you’re not coming near us
The God of Destruction title’s already thrown to Beerus

Frieza:
Don’t get scared now, you lookin’ pale like you was runnin’ the Six Paths
Got no quick jabs, relying on body parts so I could deal with your weak ass
Don’t forget that, there’s a reason why Death’s in all of my moves and forms
And it’s not because both your clans lived shorter than the Ginyu Force
It’s a bore, the fact that you’re an Uchiha’s already its own L
I’d rather have my ass stay in that cocoon than go through 10 minutes of your hell
That got me laughing, not even the main villain of the show
Probably why Zetsu saw all your plans and went “uh, no”
I’m tired of these lower lifeforms thinking that they’re greater
So with this beam, you’ll wish I was Hashirama and go deal with you later

Madara Uchiha vs. Frieza - #16

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

These murderous trivia hosts have a showdown!

Mettaton and Trivia Murder Party - Quizzique

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Zagranis
https://twitter.com/ZagranisMusic

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Mettaton Art by MegaPmb
https://twitter.com/MegaPmb

LYRICS:
Mettaton:
Ladies and gentlemonsters, welcome to the show!
Coming to you live, with the flow from belo-
Hang on, it seems SOMEBODY’S ruining my moment
Audience, please, tell me, who is my opponent?

That’s right! A discount Jigsaw is the answer!
Sounds like lamer John Kramer, with even worse cancer
Oh please, darling, we all know your act is stilted
Mirroring off of others even harder than Aunt Mildred

Monsters come from far and wide, in stardom I excel
While you kidnap your contestants, can you call this a hotel?
Hun, even your fellow personnel’s exhausted of your games
My bars are like your residence - reportedly in flames

A faceless entity behind the screen, you’re lacking the balls
Only ever showing off your legs, you’re packing some socks
While you watch all your players literally grasping at straws
With games you stole from your own party pack - Jacked from the Box

Trivia Murder Party:
Well, I’d say this will be a fun night of trivia 
But you’re technically already dead, you don’t meet the criteria
To be honest, though, it’s too early to fill the score
I’ll use any excuse to introduce you to the killing floor

First question, one all of the fans have lingered with
How does a child killing robot die to one in a single hit?
Unlike your stats, this one has left theorists on defense
This bot’s just as helpless as the people he protects

It’s ironic that you’ve ghosted your followers by the dozens
Here, borrow my rotary phone, and try calling back your cousins
From the children you make buzz in, and the chainsaw that you’re buzzin’
I doubt a sense of morals were ever at the CORE of the discussion

I’m exhausted of your murder rants, and I work with the audience
You should take some time off, try giving some to Burgerpants
This bot’s cracked by one wack, by batteries you’re attacked
You can’t spin tracks, but the Loser Wheel’s intact

Mettaton:
This just in, [[REDACTED]]’s hotel couldn’t book a flow
You’re burning up, darling, should try starring on my cooking show!
I own the underground, the ghostly poster host of heartthrobs
I’m destined to blow up, even this beat is a (bomb)

Trivia Murder Party:
That draft was more of a joke than the comedian
Keep up with that showing and you’ll need another medium
Alphys’s latest invention has his staff in hotel hell
This essayist’s a sadist, his greatest True Love is himself

Mettaton:
I’m beloved by hundreds, your story’s heavier than my eyeliner
Method’s outdated, hun, your bars are lettered on a typewriter

Trivia Murder Party:
From spammed across TV to discarded for tons of spam
Your performance was just like my actor’s name: hammed

Mettaton:
Not only a star performer, I’m monsterkind’s savior!
Trying to nab me for your games? Darling, that’s just fan behavior

Trivia Murder Party:
MT inside and out, I doubt you’ll ever make the cut
If you’re dreaming of being a star, you need to wake up

Mettaton vs Trivia Murder Party | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #5

Keep your doors locked at night, unless you meet one of these faceless killers in the middle of the night. Today, we have the infamous Zodiac Killer against the mini-Hannibal, Eyeless Jack!

DeegleNV as The Zodiac Killer 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQ
Razzy as Eyeless Jack
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Zodiac Killer:
38- goodbye announcer, too bad you had no parting gifts
Now to this mess of a killer, I don’t know where to start with this 
With the countless origins you’re given by pre-teens thinking they’re Stephen King
makes you unthreatening, cheapening, cult burnings and murdering leaving grim
I’ve already been compared to a Jack, but somehow, you’re even weaker
Please cease, sir. You’re weak, sir. Don’t need many words to speak burns.
I’m a cold-blooded killer, a bold blood spiller
But I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse than your picture
With the blue faceplate, but this lame-rate would get crippled by my first shot
Burst shot, 9 millimeters in the grave until this worse slop
Gets burned hot, like my gun-fire, spitting shots to leave this teen shook
Try to rap with your “I have no mouth and must scream” look

Eyeless Jack:
Hidden in history for setting cars on fire? What a back burner
And that black mask? Static-y raps? You’re taking from the Observer
I’ll leave Zodiac burnin’ like hot tar, when I drop bars
But my thoughts are “No wonder he’s flopping, he already bombs hard”

Zodiac Killer:
That’s it? I expected more out of this classic
Guess Ticci Toby kin is prone to laugh tracks where they’re rapping
Burnt face and broken family, now hell’s where this devil’s advocate lies
Cap a Jack-ass and make his brains splatter; upgrade the count to 39

Eyeless Jack:
Ted Cruz wants to step to a monster of darkness 
But I'll rip the head screws off this dead moose, sell out on the black market
This suspected methhead vendetta spreader put his own life on private
Guess this battle’s a no-brainer, I could use something to spice up my diet 
So, read the note, kid, ‘fore the folktale is broken 
He’s hopeless, homeless, and no chance of holding
a throne! Left your legacy as just another John Doe
You lead cops on a wild goose chase like you’re murderous Where’s Waldo!
Things looks so bleak for this clone thief, I’ll be sure to kill you slowly
Make like another baby and take your own leave
It’s clear why people lost their fear of you, no newspapers to examine how
Your legacy’s gone on and shattered, where’s Zodiac rapping now?

Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by Rabi 
Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed by DeegleNV and Light
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Hint for the next battle: Get Off My Lawn (Ft. Mr. Tibbs and Razzy)

The Zodiac Killer vs Eyeless Jack - Rap Battle #9

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