If The Beer Could Talk
timothymichaelmusic
16 SEP 2025

V1.
This day’s been moving slow
But it’s finally five
And the fact that it’s Friday’s
Bringing me back to life
It’s been calling my name
Since about 9 o’clock
And here’s what it’d say
If the beer could talk

Chorus
Tell me about your day,
How you doing friend?
It’s a long way to the bottom
But I’m here to the end.
If you can keep up with me
I’ll make you the cock of the walk
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

V2.
The bottle looked at me
And I looked at the can
One said to the other
He’s one hell of a dancer man.
Have you ever seen him fight?
That’s when I knew I was in trouble
That fist hit me I dropped to one knee
And I started seeing double

Chorus
It’s one hell of a day
Hang in there mi amigo
The night’s still pretty young
But we’ll share more of what we know
If you can keep up with us
We’ll make you the cock of the walk
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beers could talk

Bridge
You’d better chug one more
Before this story’s done
Call the bar-keep over
And order another one

It’s you and me buddy
So stick to the plan
I’m bringing plenty of friends
In cold aluminum cans

Chorus
It’s been a hell of a day,
You killed it my friend.
It’s a long way to the bottom
But we’re here at the end
You kept up with me
But you’d better go sleep it off
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk





If The Beer Could Talk (2025-re-write) (Cover)

Lyricist looking to connect with artists in the country genre that are searching for great songs to record. Also open to co-writes. Regularly pitching music to Nashville publishers and song pluggers. Primarily country genre. Mid 50s, married. 6 kids and 10 grandkids in a beautifully blended family. Enjoys golf, working out, nature/lakes, and listening to live music every chance I get!

If The Beer Could Talk (2025-re-write) (Cover)

Timothy Michael Music - SONGWRITER