High School Musical Parody of Hamilton. From @grillmad on tiktok and Sally Frances on youtube!

Lyrics by Sally Thompson, Maddie Grills, and Victoria Grills.

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Lyrics and Performance by Maddie and Victoria Grills.

Zeke: 
There's nothing East High loves more
Than ignoring all the kids who love to perform
They pull up to the gym, get their head in the game
While the students in the theater
Plan to take the stage
Take Ms. Darbus: the drama teacher.
Uh-oh, but little does she know that
Her Students, Kelsi, Sharpay, and Ryan
Sneak onto the stage before auditions for one more- 

Rehearse-al!
Sharpay!
Rehearse-al
Ryan!
And Kelsi!
The theater program!
Sharpay! Kelsi! Ryan! Rehearse!


Kelsi: 
Darbus said this would be my show.

Ryan: 
Darbus doesn't need to know.

Kelsi: 
This song was supposed to be slow

Sharpay: 
Like I said, you're free to go.

But–look around, look around, the
Musical is happening at East High (East High)

Sharpay! Rehearse!

Kelsi: 
It's bad enough that you want to change the key.

Ryan: 
Let’s throw in a jazz square.

Kelsi:
 It's bad enough they have power over me.

Sharpay: 
Your ideas don’t compare.

Sharpay and Ryan: 
Look around, look around—

Ryan: 
Sharpay, remind me what we're looking for...

Ensemble: 
She's lookin' for me!

Ryan, I'm lookin' for an ensemble. (rehearse, rehearse)
I'm lookin for supporting roles! (rehearse, rehearse)
I'm lookin for an ensemble ! (rehearse, rehearse)
Whooaaaaa! Whooaaaaa! (Reharse!)


Zeke(?): 
Wooh! There's nothin' like auditions on the stage.
Everyone is singing just to beat Sharpay

Theater kid 1: 
Excuse me, Ms Darbus, could there be a chance
I could play the lead? I know how to dance!

Zeke: 
These kids are walkin’ round in their character heels
Hoping their performances will seal the deal

Sharpay: 
Zeke, you’re irrelevant.

Zeke: 
That’s a new development!
Might I just say, today you’re looking elegant?

Sharpay: 
(scoff) I've made some changes to the songs that Kelsi made
She might say that I'm intense or I'm insane.
You want a Twinkle Town? I want a Twinkle Nation
So listen to my declaration:

Sharpay and Ryan: 
"It’s hard to believe that I couldn’t see
That you were always right beside mel"

Sharpay: 
And when I get the lead role,
I'm 'a tell Kelsi: “write me more solos in the sequel!” (Ryan!)

Sharpay & Ryan: 
Look around, look around at how
At Lucky you are to hear us sing right now!
Look around, look around at how
At Lucky you are to hear us sing right now!
The musical is happening at East High School and we
Just happen to be in the ------- theater at our school!
In the theater at our school!

Sharpay: 
Cuz I made changes to the songs that Kelsi made. (Look around, look around)
She might say that I'm intense or I'm insane.
(The musical is happening at East High)
You want a Twinkle Town? I want a Twinkle Nation
So listen to my declaration
It’s hard to believe that I couldn’t see
That you were always right beside me
Look around, Look around
At how lucky how lucky you are to hear us sing right now!
The musical is happening at East High School and we just
Happen to be
In the theater at our school
In the theater at-
In the theater at our school
Rehearse, Rehearse!
Sharpay! (Rehearse, Rehearse!)
Ryan! (Rehearse, Rehearse!) And Kelsi!
The theater program! (Rehearse, Rehearse!!)
We're looking for an ensemble
Rehearse, Rehearse! Hey!
Rehearse, Rehearse! Hey!
Rehearse, Rehearse! Whoa (wicked version)! Hey! Hey!
Rehearse, Rehearse! Hey! Hey! Hey!
In the theater at, Rehearse, Rehearse!
In the theater at, 
Our School!
In the theater at our school.

The Theater Program (The Schuyler Sisters)

Lyrics by Sally Thompson. Performed by Sally, Maddie, Meghan, Maggie, Dana.

TROY:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo I’m just like my father
I’m a talented baller
And I am not throwing away my shot    
 
Imma a make this shot and then I’ll make another   
I love playing basketball with all my baller brothers
The problem I’ve got a talent that is undercover
I want to sing but if they find out
What I’m all about, They’ll raise doubts
 
here we go another year, another time to shine
This is do or die, if you think I’d quit you don’t know my pride
 
Only seventeen but my mind is older
I’m watching as our shots get closer, I shoulder
 
Every failure we have ever had,
I’m always being dragged, I don’t want to make him mad
But my father is just wack
 
He needs me to lead this team to victory
But maybe that is not the man that I want be
I might be T-R-O-Y-B-O-L-T-O-N and best believe
 
That everything I am was given to me
My father wantin me to be someone I couldn’t be
Essentially, he’s living vicariously 
And on top of that he’s doin it relentlessly
But to be free I’d have to go gainst everything
So for now I guess I’ll do the things he wants from me
 
Make the three, he says from inside the key
Don’t be shocked when the hall of fame mentions me
 
Can I give up my dreams for those of the team
Or will I become the person I was meant to be
 
I am not trowing away my shot
I am not trowing away my shot
Hey yo I’m just like my father
I’m a talented baller
And I am not throwing away my shot
 
BALLERS:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo I’m just like my father
I’m a talented baller
And I am not throwing away my shot
It's time to take a shot
 
CHAD:
They set a pick and then I dunk it, (OOOOOO)
The ref’s say I fouled, you bet I didn’t
Watch me play, in the paint, shake n bake, I don’t quit
When the other team shoots you bet I block that shit
 
BALLER:
No shot
 
ZEKE:
Yo, I'm out here playing defense
And there ain’t no way you’re shooting without resistance
Don’t think your little spin move is enough for a chance
Under no circumstance, will you be able to advance
You won’t make a shot
 
TROY:
Is that all you really care about?
Or is there more to you you’re hiding for some clout
Basketball
Can’t be all
If that’s personality, it’s a tragedy
no individuality
 
BALLERS:
Take another shot
 
CHAD:
come on dude, lower your voice
You keep out of trouble if you stick with one choice
 
You’re crazy, but this game matters a lot
You have to careful to not
Mess around, you might miss a shot

TROY:
Boys, look at the clock
We have 30 seconds left to make the shot
You better run, don’t walk
Chad let’s see what you got
Let’s run a Flex, make it hot, cause we’ve practiced a lot
What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
Watch us win in every tournament, like it or not
 
A team of absolutely brilliant, resilient, athletic kids
Let me make this shot because you best believe I never miss
 
Oh, am I talkin' too loud?
Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
I’ve never had the chance to lead before
I promise I won’t let ya’ll down
 
CHAD:
Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd
sorry theres no room for more lyrics

Troy's Shot/Getcha Head in the Game (My Shot)

Lyrics by Sally Thompson. Performed by Sally Thompson, Jesse Potts, Hope Perallon, Maddie Grills, Elizabeth Corn, Anjali Shah, Victoria Grills, Sarah Roth, whoever Sally got to say Chad's line at the end.

How does a young man 
Pretend that music’s bad 
Just to sound cool 
In high school 
Even though he could sing at 
A new year’s party
However, he did not really
Want to 
This might just be the start of something new 

The young Bolton 
The baller with a cool father 
Got a lot farther 
By working a lot harder 
By being a lot smarter  
By being a good baller By high school
He was a student athlete and a scholar

And every day he prayed that no one would know his talent 
He had 
To stick to 
The status Quo he was used to 
Inside he was longing to sing a song without judgment 
The brother was ready to sing in a musical number.  

Then winter break ended Troy
had to go back 
To his sport 
It was time to drib
Dribble down the court 
Get’cha head in the game, is 
All his teammates ever told him. 
And he led his team to victory 
They went down in history 

the word got around they said 
This kid is insane man 
Nobody expected that he actually could sing, man
Keep on singing songs but don’t forget from whence you came 
And the worlds gonna know your name, what’s your name man

Troy Bolton
My name is Troy Bolton 
And there’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait, just you wait. 

When he saw Gabriella 
He went mad
She was pretty 
They saw musical signups and decided they would go 
For it 
Then they came across the Sharpay 
Their song was incesty, come on that's just sick.

They were lucky and got the callbacks that they had wanted 
Sharpay was not happy, she went out and she ranted 
A voice saying 
SHARPAY YOU GOTTA FEND FOR YOURSELF 
She started retreating and singing so she could defend herself 

The team told Troy he had to find something else better to do,
His passions were dumb and imbecile, but Troy knew what he had to do    
He started working  
Rehearsing for the callbacks performance 
Breaking Free from what all of the others once believed
Scramming for minutes to rehearse for the performance 
Planning for the future see him now as he stands on the side of the stage 
Singing with his own bae
At east high you can go your own way

Just you wait 
Troy Bolton 
We are waiting in the crowds for you 
You never listened to what the other students said. 
Troy Bolton 
When cheerleaders cheer for you 
Will they know the song that you sang 
Will they know that you beat Sharpay 
This school will never be the same 
Oh oh oh 

Your dad has just approved of you, see if you can spot him 
Another baller boy coming up from the bottom 
His enemy’s destroyed his chance, don’t worry guys he bopped em 

ALL:
We sang with him 

SHARPAY:
Me, I hated him 

CHAD:
Me, I played with him

GABRIELLA:
Me, I loved him

COACH BOLTON:
And me, I’m the damn fool that coached him 

ALL:
Theres a million things he hasn’t done, but just you wait. 
What’s your name man?
Troy Bolton

Troy Bolton/HamilTroy (Alexander Hamilton)

Performed by Victoria Grills, Joey Jubayr, Neil Klein, Angie Capuano, Soraya Rafat, and Maddie Grills

CHAD:
We may be graduating next year

ZEKE/JASON/ETC:
We may be graduating next year

TROY:
So we will make this season count

ZEKE/JASON/ETC
So we will make this season count

CHAD:
And when this high school tells our story…

ZEKE/JASON/ETC
And when this high school tells our story…

TROY
They'll tell the story of tonight

ZEKE
Let’s Shoot another hoop tonight

JASON
Let’s Shoot another hoop tonight

TROY
Let’s Shoot another hoop tonight

CHAD
Shoot a hoop for the wildcats
Something they can never take away
No matter what they tell you
Shoot a hoop for the four of us

CHAD/ZEKE
Tomorrow there'll be more of us

ZEKE/JASON/CHAD
Telling the story of tonight

TROY
They'll tell the story of tonight

ZEKE/JASON/CHAD
Shoot a hoop for the wildcats
Something they can never take away

TROY
No matter what they tell you

CHAD/ZEKE
Let's shoot another hoop tonight

CHAD
Shoot a hoop for the four of us

ALL
Tomorrow there'll be more of us

CHAD/TROY
Telling the story of tonight

ZEKE/JASON
Let’s Shoot another hoop tonight    

ALL&ENSEMBLE
They'll tell the story of tonight (Shoot a hoop for the wildcats)
They'll tell the story of tonight (Shoot a hoop for the wild cats)
They'll tell the story of tonight (They'll tell the story of)
[Full Ensemble:] Tonight

The Story Of Tonight

Performed by Maddie Grills, Victoria Grills, Sally Thompson, Angie Capuano, Soraya Rafat

ALL:
2007
Albuquerque

GAB:
Pardon me, are you Ms. Darbus, ma’am?

DARB:
That depends, who's asking?

GAB:
Oh, sure, ma’am
I'm Gabriella Montez, I'm in your home room, ma’am
I have been looking for you

DARB:
Go sit near Taylor

TAYLOR:
Hi! I heard you’re a new student
If you’re seeking an extracurricular for this year
Then I’ve got just the thing since you’re here this spring
Scholastic decathalon, you’ve heard, I’m sure.
So, what do you say?
Do you want to join?

GAB:
Look, I wanted to just catch up in
All my classes then, maybe think about it
I just don’t know if I’m ready yet for all of that

TAYLOR:
So are you sure, something’s not holding you back?

GAB:
At my last school, I was known as “the Brainiac”

TAYLOR:
You were bullied, of course 
I get that
But here, we help each other out
Unless, of course, you’d rather try out for Darbus’s Twinkle Town
Are you going to audition?

GAB:
I don’t know, I might

TAYLOR:
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Stick to

GAB:
?????

TAYLOR:
The status quo

GAB:
What?

TAYLOR:
If you wanna be cool, you gotta stick to what you know

GAB:
Is that really how it works?

TAYLOR:
You really wanna thrive?

GAB:
Sure

TAYLOR:
Avoid those theater kids, and basketball guys

CHAD:
Aye, yo yo, yo yo, yo
What team is it?

TEAM:
Wildcats!

TAYLOR:
Choose your side

TEAM:
Wildcats, wildcats,

CHAD:
Yo, I'm Chad Danforth in the place to be (woo)
And I’m the new co-captain of the basketball team, uh
West High Knights best watch out for me
'Cause we’re coming for that championship, I guarantee

JASON:
Hey good one, Chad-y chad, here I am: Jason Cross
If you forgot about me, I don’t consider it a loss
I came to homeroom to ask Ms. Darbus how she’s doin’
They all groan, shut up dude
But I’d rather die than be rude

ZEKE
Brrah, brrah, I am Zachary Baylor
My boys all, call me Zeke, but you can call me what you prefer
Aye, lock up ya pantries and all your ingredients
But they don’t know I bake, so that stays a secret
Oh, hold up, Sharpay is lookin my way
Maybe if I wave, she might acknowledge me tooooday

MS DARBUS:
Well, if it isn’t time for homeroom to begin?

CHAD:
Hey Ms. D

JASON:
Give us a verse, How’ve you been?

DARB:
Remember class, try out in pairs or solo
For the winter musicale-
(ringing sound) Is that a cell phone!? 

Mr. Bolton I will see you in detention, today
TROY:
If that’s really Gabriella, I’d take detention any day

Ms. Darbus, Ma'am (Aaron Burr, Sir)

[ZEKE]
Ladies and gentlemen, we coulda been working anywhere in the world this summer, but we’re here in the Lava Springs kitchen. Are you ready for a staff meeting???

The issue on the table: Do we want to spend our summer serving the Evans family? Chad Danforth, you have the floor, bro

[CHAD]
Ball, summer fun, hangin’ with the wildcats
We thought we would be chillin, now we’re wearing chef hats
Don’t get me wrong, I know we needed the money
But this job is so whack, it’s not even funny

[Jason]
Oww

[CHAD]
But what Troy didn’t get
This job would have us serving Sharpay in hairnets
And we don’t even have benefits
Instead of having fun, we’ll be picking up shifts

[TROY]
Come on, Chad.

[CHAD]
Oh don’t forget, ‘miss evans’
If she thinks we’ll call her that
She’ll live to regret it
Uh! We’re your classmates, I’m afraid
Don’t call me for a refill of your pink lemonade
At East High, we are boots on the ground
We’re all great. She just wants to throw her money around
This summer work plan is getting way out of hand
And it’s too many damn hours for any of us to stand
Stand with me, we are THE wildcats team
And pray to Coach we come out of this summer in one piece
Look, when she tried to come for our boy, we got annoyed
Imagine what gon’ happen when we’re here to exploit

[ZEKE]
Thank you, Chad. Troy  Bolton, your response

[TROY]
Chad. That was a real nice explanation
Welcome to employment, it requires cooperation
I know this seems bad, —and looks bleak but
We still have the ingredients to Make this summer sweet
If we collect paychecks, stay out of debt
Our future stays sunny and we save a little money. 
Maybe if we’re lucky, we can get tickets to the knicks!
Take the girls to the mall. Hit the pool for a dip
We’re a champion team, guaranteed!
We’ve faced tougher problems than this, best believe 
“We are boots on the ground. We’re all great”
Yeah! We got this!
Don’t you want that money in your pocket?
And another thing, Mr. Head in the Game
Where do you think your baller idols were before fame?
You think this is my first choice?
To spend my summer stressed
But I think we can find a way to make it the best!
Chad Danforth, why d’you have to be so negative?
Sensitive—you don’t need to be so argumentative
Everybody, we’ll get through this, let’s not be derogative
Let’s keep up the good work, don’t stop clockin’ in
We can still save this summer, I have no doubt
If we all come together
We Can work this out

[FULTON]
Excuse me? Bolton, Danforth, come with me! Ms. Montez, get back to work! I hope no guests have drowned in your absence. Bolton!

[TROY]
Sir!

[FULTON]
A word

[CHAD]
We are on the clock

[TROY/CHAD]
We are on the clock

[trad]
Aha-ha-ha ha!

[TROY/CHAD]
We gotta go and wait some tables ‘cause we are on the clock

[TROY]
The boys are back, wearing uniform slacks and it’s time to attack

[CHAD]
And it’s time to attack

[FULTON]
Can you young men just shut up for a sec?
I know you wildcats are birds of a feather
But I have a new assignment for you two
You boys will be caddies for a golf rendez-vous

[CHAD]
Is our pay the same?

[FULTON]
No, you get a small raise. 

[TROY/CHAD]
Alright man!

[FULTON]
You start in an hour

[CHAD]
This will surely be a breeze, we’re seasoned ballers

[FULTON]
Balling was easy, young man. Caddying’s harder

[TROY]
If you say so, sir.

[FULTON]
You’ll be helping out the Evans’s
This could be your chance to make a good impression
Be professional


[CHAD]
Why should I be seeking the Evans’s approval?

[FULTON]
If you don’t, I may call for your removal

[TROY]
Sir—

[FULTON]
Figure it out, Mr. Bolton. 

[CHAD]
I fuckin hate Mr. Fulton

Kitchen Battle #1 (Cabinet Battle #1)

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