[GABRIELLA:]
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side

[TAYLOR:]
Ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions
Thanks to Sharpay, our team’s been fractured into factions
This summer’s becoming a mess, these rich folks have no compassion
We’re struggling to serve the guests, and Troy’s missing in action
I get no satisfaction witnessing Sharpay’s attraction
The way she simps and schemes and dresses Troy in prep school fashion
Our boys in kitchens, our wildcats, live ration to ration
As Lava Springs patrons spend the day chillaxin’
This bitch is askin' for someone to give her a smack
Somebody gimme some dirt on this fabulous ass so we can at last unmask her
I'll close the curtain on her, someone pull the rope and bop it
While we were all watching, she put Troy Bolton in her pocket

[TAYLOR & GAB:]
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side

Look back at our Twinkle Towne

[KESLI:]
Which I wrote

[ALL:]
Should we be surprised?
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side

[TAYLOR:]
So he gave you a beautiful neck-a-lace

GAB:
Didn’t that mean that he promised to be my number one guy?

[KELSI:]
Look in his eyes!

[TAYLOR:]
See how he lies

[KELSI:]
Now always ditching you and the guys 

[TAYLOR:]
Using Sharpay’s dad’s connections
Building a college career in seconds

[KELSI:]
If we don't stop it Sharpay learns no lesson

[GABRIELLA:]
I thought he was mine :(

[TAYLOR:]
Somebody has to stand up for our gal!

[KELSI:]
Somebody has to boost morale!

[TAYLOR:]
If there's an Evans we want to take down

[TAY & KELSI:]
You can’t just go and remove her crown

[KELSI:]
I write the songs, I have to sit in
Watching her singing and dancing and spinning
If Troy Bolton isn't gon' listen
To us in the thick of it, this is the difference:
Troy is a clown!

[TAY & KELS & GAB:]
Oh!
This summer job isn't employment we chose
Oh!
This summer job’s keeping us all on our toes
Oh!
Let's show this upper-class club who they're up against!
Oh!

[TAY & KELSI:]
East High motherfuckin'

[ALL:]
Wildcats!!

[ALL:]
Oh!

[ALL:]
Let's follow Sharpay and see where she goes

[Ensemble:]
Oh!

[ALL:]
Because every second her audacity grows

[Ensemble:]
Oh!

[ALL:]
If we follow Sharpay and see how she schemes
Roll up your sleeves, look for the keys to Sharpay’s misdeeds 

[ALL:]
It must be nice, it must be nice

[Gab:]
Follow Sharpay and see where she goes

[ALL:]
It must be nice, it must be nice

[WILDCATS:]
We will rescue our bro

[Gab, tay, kelsi:]
We won't be invisible
We won't be denied
Still
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Sharpay on your side 

Sharpay On Your Side (Washington On Your Side)

bolton:
Ms. Darbus, you asked to see me?

darb:
I know you’re busy

bolt:
What do you need, ma’am? Ma’am?

darb:
I wanna give you a word of warning

bolt:
Ma’am, I don’t know what you heard
But whatever it is, Sharpay started it

darb:
I think Troy saw you and me  this morning

bolt:
You’re kidding

darb:
I need a favor

bolt:
Whatever you say, ma’am, I can talk to Troy a little later

darb:
Shh. Talk less 

bolt:
He’ll never guess
I know the situations grim, but I can always gaslight him 

darb:
I think that we should reassess

bolt:
Yes! We’ll find a way. Nothing really has to change

darb:
No, I think it’s best for us if we just call it quits 

bolt:
Ha! That’s a pretty good one

darb:
This is the end We’re breaking up I’m serious

bolt:
I’m sorry, what?

darb:
One last time
Relax, sing a song with me
One last time
Let’s take a break tonight
And we’ll have no choice but to say goodbye
To say goodbye
You and I

bolt:
No, ma’am, why?

darb:
I wanna talk about your family

bolt:
Ma’am, with me and my wife on the verge of divorce, is this the best time

darb:
Don’t wanna be the cause of you and Troy fighting

bolt:
But—

darb:
Get with the program, stop whining
After everything that has occurred
 The ways of your body I have learned

bolt:
As far as the students are concerned
They’ll never know, please don’t leave me alone
Please! One last time
Dribble my balls with me 
One last time
And if we have tonight
Then maybe we won’t have to say goodbye
Goodbye
You and I

darb:
Mr. Bolton, think of your family!

bolt:
No! We’ve done nothing wrong.

darb:
Your son is my starring lead

bolt:
So maybe you could be his new mom
Why do you have to say goodbye?

darb:
If I say goodbye, your family can hold strong
It outlives you when you’re gone
Like the playwrights say:
Theatre is the art form of the present: 
it exists only in the present, and then it's gone.
And It’s quite a performance we gave
You and I are just the present, no future
The curtain is closed, I’m afraid
Take a bow for the performance you gave
One last time

bolt:
One last time

darb:
Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!
Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here?
Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here’s much to do with hate, but more with love.
Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate!
O any thing, of nothing first create!
O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire,
sick health!
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?…
Why, such is love’s transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;

[Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes;
Being vex’d a sea nourish’d with lovers’ tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.]

bolt:
One last time 

ALL WOMEN:
Coach bolton’s gonna bone

darb:
Teach me how to say goodbye

COMPANY:
Coach bolton’s gonna bone

bolt:
You and I

COMPANY:
Coach bolton’s gonna bone

bolt:
Gonna bone

COMPANY:
Coach bolton’s gonna bone

bolt:
East High has its eyes on you

COMPANY:
Coach bolton’s gonna bone

bolt:       	            	COMPANY:
I’m gonna teach you how to
Say goodbye!                      	   Teach you how to say goodbye!
Teach me how to
Say goodbye!                	     	Teach me how!
To say goodbye!
.                                  	     	Say goodbye!
Say goodbye!
.                             	              Say goodbye!
One last time!
.                               	            One last time!

Gonna bone!

One Last Time

I did this as homework for logic class inspired by this image.

mirage meadow

Troy’s mom:

They say my husband is cheating on me and he’s slipping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a husband could do

I'm perplexed, what other women could possibly be in his life?
Let me check his texts!

There’s no other women in town that could capture his heart

😮                                                                
Ms. Darbus?

I know her, that can't be
That's that little hag who sang to me

All those years ago, what was it, ‘05?
That whore man, I’m going to bury him alive

Tensions rise, marriages fall
I should’ve know he wasn’t playing ball

All those times, they had their fun
I will tear my husband into pieces
Then his coaching days are done

Ha ha ha ha ah (maniacal laughter)

Mr. Jack Bolton… good luck

I Know Her (I Know Him)

[ZEKE:]
How does Troy Bolton the star baller
Affectionate boyfriend of the lifeguard
Finder of the summer jobs
Ardently abuse his new promosh
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to

[Zeke/Company:]
The Evans administration!

[Zeke:]
Sharpay knows higher-ups, arranges Troy’s scholarship

[Ryan:]
Sharpay is out of control, now this is a dictatorship

[Zeke:]
Sharpay fires Ryan
Privately calls him the f slur in her taunts

[Troy:]
Say what?!

[Zeke:]
Ryan posts on myspace his response

[Ryan:]
Sit down, Shar, you untalented c*unt

[Troy:] (to himself)
Ryan’s not gay…?

[Gabriella:]
You should’ve been at the baseball game
We had a blast

[Ryan:]
It was so fun (ad lib)
Gabriella’s mom makes the best brownies-

[Troy:]
Yeah, I’ve had ‘em. 😡

The Evans Administration (The Adams Administration)

[TROY]
Gabriella…..
Ryan…………..
Brownies?
What is this?

I have been suspicious for the past five minutes
I am finding it so difficult to mind my own business
I noticed you and Ryan are acting very intimate together

[GABRIELLA]
Is that what you think? Are you done?

[TROY]
I know he looks so hot doing his little jazz squares
But beyond that I’m not sure how him and I would compare
To seek another guy, to stray from our relationship
I never thought you’d be the one I’d have this conversation with
A theater kid homewrecking, can’t believe my eyes
Tell me the truth, don’t give me your lies
I hope that you enjoyed him, hope you had your fun
Ya best fess up or we are done done

[GAB]
Troy, how can you say this while you’re running off with Sharpay?

[CHAD, RYAN, ZEKE?]
Sharpay

[GAB]
You know nothing, you haven’t even noticed that Ryan is gay

[THE BOYS]
Is Gay

[GAB]
If Chad can prove I never cheated on you
Do you promise to stop thinking something so untrue?

[CHAD]
No one else was in the room where it happened

[GAB]
Is this okay?

[CHAD]
Um, yes, he said
[RYAN]
Yeah sure whatever

“Look Chad I get that you are too scared to dance
So I think that it’s time to put your fear up to the test
If I win this baseball quest then you and all your friends
Will have to bring your zest to the talent fest”

[TROY]
Whoah

[CHAD]
He courted me
Escorted me away and when he had me at the lockers
That’s when Ryan rewarded me
Orally
It was disorderly
I’m sorry you had to find out this way
But I hope you can support me

As you can see I kept a record of every tryst in my little diary
Check it again, our homosexuality is consistent, see?
Ry never kissed a mouth that wasn’t mine
So don’t come after my lover this time
We have no reason for shame
Ryan is no common heathen, though I admit he’s got game
As you can see he has done nothing of hetero action
Are my answers to your satisfaction?

[TROY]
My God

[RYAN]
Chad, let’s go

[GAB]
So?

[ZEKE]
You can’t know if you don’t show

[GAB?]
Troy
Sharpay’s trying to turn you against me
How can you not know?

Whatever Troy, rumors only grow
And we both know what we know

We Know

In the middle of a golf course
There is quiet
For just a moment
The green grass.

When I auditioned for the musicale
I almost ruined the team
I had to sing,
And they couldn’t see my side.  
I played my way out,
Played the game so that they could see….
I played my way out
I looked up and East High had its eyes on me.

The Evans’ came around
Partial strangers
Moved to kindness by my talents
Did enough for me to get opportunities
To be college bound.
I sang in the Spring Music-AL,                                
I led my team to championships                              
I worked harder than Coach Bolton, himself.        
I sang Gabriella love songs until she fell               
I got all my friends hired, I defended them well.
And in the face of confusion and resistance
My talents wrote my future into existence.
And when my foes moved against me with persistence,    
I picked up a ball, I went the fucking distance! 
   
In the baseball diamond
There is Ryan
For just a moment
And also .. Chad?
When I was seventeen a summer job
Destroyed my team,
I was a clown,
I told so many lies. 

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it (I'll sing my way out)
Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it (sing every note and win back my team.)
Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, wait (east high has its eyes on you)
I'll sing my way out
Overwhelm them with melody 
This is the time for integrity, this is how 
I can prove they can bet on me

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet

Bet On It (Hurricane)

[FULL COMPANY]
The Evans Planned This

[Everyone]
Have you read this?

[Kelsi/Chad/etc.]
Lava Springs Employees can no longer perform
In the star dazzle talent show

[ZEKE]
Highlights!

[Sharpay]
I overheard the wildcats 
and Ryan rehearsing the other day
They were conspiring against me 
The Star Dazzle Competition 
is my one time to shine 
away from east high
So Fulton got the Wildcats out of my show

[Kelsi/Zeke/etc.] 
Damn!

[Chad]
Man, this fucking sucks I just learned how to do a pas de bourree!

[Kelsi]
Pas de bourree!

[Taylor]
Pas de bourree!

[DEEP VOICE]
Damn!

[Taylor]
“With one noticeable exception being Mr. Troy Bolton
“”

[Kelsi/Chad]
No…

[COMPANY]
Boooo!

[all]
Have you read this?

[Kelsi]
Well, we’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

[Chad etc.]
never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

[Kelsi]
Well, we’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

[Chad etc.]
Never gon’ qwin star dazzle now

[Kelsi]
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

[Chad & co]
Never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

[Sharpay]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Sharpay & fulton???]
That’s one less thing to worry about!

[RYAN]
I came as soon as I heard

[Kelsi]
What?!

[SHARPAY]
Ryan—

[COMPANY]
All the way from Yoga?!
Damn

[SHARPAY]
Ryan, thank God
Someone who understands what I’m
Struggling here to do

[Ryan]
I’m not here for you

[ENSEMBLE]
Oooooh!

[RYAN]
I know my classmates like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as talented or kind
I trained my classmates to dance every single night 
They deserve their moment to shine this time
Put what we had aside
I’m standing at their side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you’re satisfied

[wildcats]
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now

SHARPAY:
That’s one less thing to worry about.	

[ENSEMBLE MEN]
Never gon’ win star dazzle now


That’s one less thing to worry about.


[Sharpay]
Hey!
I do what I need to do to win!
[Sharpay & Fulton]
Hey!
I do what I need to do to win!	



[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now
That’s one less thing to worry about.	


[ENSEMBLE MEN]
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now
We’re never gon’ win Star Dazzle now


[FULL COMPANY]
That’s one less thing to worry about!

Sharpay Planned this

[ALL]
Have you read this?

[Kelsi&chad]
Sharpay’s acting like Troy’s sugar daddy…

[COMPANY]
Poor Gabby!

The Evans Planned This (The Reynolds Pamphlet)

[BOLT DAD:]
Meet the latest recruit of U of Albuquerque!
I shouldn't brag, but, he’s worthy of that college jersey!
The ballers say he’s got the same virtuosity and skills as his pops!
And I must say that’s prob’ly where the resemblance stops!
I was having an affair, but I think that’s over
Gotta focus on my son, get him some exposure
So he’ll carry on my legacy with pride
He used to hear me say
That someday he would

[Ensemble:]
Blow us all away

[ZEKE:]
Boys, I'm looking for our captain Troy Bolton
Heard a rumor last week, he might find revoltin’
Something bout his father and Ms. D by word of mouth
Don’t know what’s up with that, but I’ll figure it out

[CHAD:]
I saw him just in the hallway with a couple of jocks
He was going to the stage

[ZEKE:]
Well, I'll go visit him, brah

[CHAD:]
Don’t make him distraught

[ZEKE:]
I guess it might be a shock
And if he needs a snack, I made some bagels and lox

[Both:]
OK!

[Company:]
Blow us all away!

[ZEKE:]
Troy!

[TROY:]
Huh?

[ZEKE:]
Troy!

[TROY:]
What? I'm tryin' to learn the show!

[ZEKE:]
We really need to talk about Ms. Darbus and your father though
I don’t wanna say anything that isn’t true
Your father's been cheating since before Act 2

[Ensemble:]
Ooooooooooh!

[TROY:]
What the fuck?

[ZEKE:]
Yeah, I didn’t know how to tell you
But I thought you should know

[TROY:]
I just can’t believe this
I need to see my dad and find out the sitch

[ZEKE:]
good luck
And Take a bagel on your way out

[TROY:]
Dad, I just cannot believe the shit I heard about you
Mom wouldn’t let this slide and I am not about to

[DAD:]
Slow down

[TROY:]
I heard you slept with Ms. Darbus
She’s not even that hot
And on top of that, how could you do this to me and mom?

[DAD:]
Can you keep quiet just to keep the peace?

[TROY:]
You need to apologize, I think you should see a priest

[DAD:]
What have i done?

[TROY:]
You’re destroying this family

[BOTH:]
Everything about this is insanity

[TROY:]
Alright
So this is what you're gonna do:
Stand there like a man until mom is in front of you
When the time comes, maybe compliment her hair
This will soften the blow of the whole affair

[DAD:]
But what if she wants a divorce?
Then I'm a goner

[TROY:]
No, she'll understand you’re truly a man a honor

DAD:
To ruin a marriage, that is something you can’t shake
Troy, your mother couldn’t take this heartbreak

[TROY:]
Dad

[DAD:]
I’ll tell her
I don’t want this weighing on your conscience

[TROY:]
Okay, you got this

[DAD:]
Come back home after practice

[TROY:]
Good luck dad, be smart
Fix this shitshow 

[DAD:]
My name is Coach
I am a Bolton
And I'm a little nervous, but I can't show it
I'm sorry, that I cheated on you, wife
It was a simple mistake and only a few times
Mrs. Bolton! Can you ever forgive me?

[MOM:]
How could you do this to me
You hoe

DAD:
Why do you have your pistol

[MOM:]
I’ve had it with men
You better start running, I’m counting to ten

[Ensemble:]
Count to ten!

[DAD:]
Look me in the eye, please don’t do this
I really think that we can talk through this

MOM:
I hope you had fun with Ms. Darbus

DAD:
[miscellaneous pleading]

[Male Ensemble:]
One two three four

[Full Ensemble:]
Five six seven 


Blow Us All Away

[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]
Status quo…
Status quo...

Status quo...

[TROY]
Where is my dad?!

[ZEKE]
Troy, come in. They brought him in a half an hour ago. He lost a lot of blood on the way over.

[TROY]
Is he alive?

[CHAD]
Yes, but you have to understand
The bullet entered where it won’t kill him immediately but still pretty soon

[TROY]
Can I see him, please?

[JASON]
They’re doing everything they can, but the wound was
Already infected when he arrived—

[TROY]
Dad

[DAD]
Troy
I did exactly as you said, son
I held my head up high

[TROY]
I know, I know. Shh
I know, I know
Shh. I know you did
Everything just right

[DAD]
Before we even made amends-
I was running for my life
I was running for my life

[TROY]
Shh

I know, I know
I know, I know
I know

Save your strength and
   
Stay alive...
	

[ENSEMBLE MEN]
Status quo...
 
[DARBUS]
NO!

[TROY]
Ms. Darbus

[DARB]
Is he breathing? Is he going to survive this?

[ENSEMBLE MEN]
Status quo..
	

[DARB]
Who did this, Troy Bolton, did you know?

[DAD]
Boys, I’m so sorry I won’t finish out the season

[CHAD]
My Coach

[ZEKE]
We played basketball

[DARBUS]
I read you shakespeare 

[DAD]
You made me act out every line

[DARBUS]
You did it wrong every time

[DAD]
I would always change the line

[DARB]
Shh. I know, I know

[DAD]
I would always change the line...

[Darb]
I know, I know...

[DARB]
To be or not to be that’s the question

Good
To be or not to be that’s the question
	

[DAD]
To be or not to be that’s the question
To be or not…

[DARB]
That’s the question
That’s the que….

Sharpay On Your Side (Washington On Your Side)

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