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Got offa work
Just lookin to relax how a man oughta relax
Just takin it easy
Now it aint always easy
Thats why you gotta take it 
Aint nobody gonna give it to ya
Now they wanna hurt us
Take our stuff away 
They make it hard for us
So when we take it easy 
We gotta take it hard
Or else were hardly takin it easy 
Jus a man and his dog 
Mans best friend 
Dont need nobody else
And so when the chips are down 
And your feelin bit sorrowful 
You just just think about 
That bears world series victory 
So grab yourself a beer
And remind yourself
Youre a free man
With an ever freer dog
Cruising down main street
Drinkin a beer
Gettin so wasted 
My dog has to steer
Ran out of natty 
Hit up the bar
Forgot how to break 
Almost crashed my car
Red and blue lights flashin
Better get er’ in gear
Gotta close one eye
Or my vision’s unclear
Stop by the truck stop 
Pick up a lot lizard
Gettin dome while the cops chase
I’m a beer drinkin wizard
 Ran outta gas
Gotta pull the car over 
Put fido behind the wheel
Climb out the range rover
Listen to em bark 
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
Hide in the bushes
Pass out drunk 
Woke up in the slammer
Smellin like a skunk
Made my phone call 
Pappy posted my bail 
Found fido at the pound
Drinkin hooch and chasin tail

A Man's Best Friend

Never Married