Favorite 2022 Battles

pretty much just my stuff from late 2021-present

things i mixed lol

Rap Cypher - Collection 3 (2022)

5 Nights at Treasure Island

FNAF SONGS 6.5 (FNATI)

Landen's Playlist 11.0

Abandoned By Disney

Video release: April 1st

Oofie as Nikocado Avocado (video)
RNG as Nikocado Avocado (audio)
Pixel Chris as Reviewbrah (video)
Fightmarker as Reviewbrah (audio)

Written by ThatTacoGod, Oofie, Pixel Chris, RNG, WDRB and MaviKartal2003
Chiseled by ThatTacoGod and RNG
Mixed by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Dave James
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by ThatTacoGod
Produced by Oofie

Nikocado (0:10):
JEEPERS CREEPERS! A rat wants to battle?
If they were looking for you, they’d be staring at my asshole!
Shit, I meant SHIT! Oh, I'm beginning to prattle
But I’m eating you on the beat like I eat up cattle!
OH! You’re falling into depths even harder than your attic
NO! I refuse to give up on my diet, but...shit I had it
My verse is like my cheat day, cause it’s finger licking good
So before you rap, put your loss in one of your shitty books!

Reviewbrah (0:30):
Ladies and gentleman, sorry there's no upload tonight
It's just this greasy obese piece of crap ruined my appetite
The CEO of Heart Disease is off his butt and Hogging Beats?
Your bars are more junk than the gunk that’s clogging your arteries
My problem with this hippo is that he claims he's on a diet
Then he drops one tender and he goes off screaming and crying
Tears going down your cheeks is the only way that you're flowing
You're a meme but not golden, a review-bruh moment

Nikocado (0:50):
My vegan days are over, call it John Jurassic
Tried to fling shit take it to the John, Jurasek
Beating bitches all the time is my “Average Day”
‘Cause when compared to Nik, you come up short. WAVE
Make good jokes about my water weight, I’d like to see you try
Omg guys I can't take this I think I’m going to cry
I hope you die I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU DIE
I'M GETTING FAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY!

Reviewbrah (1:11):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Your raps were more abused than either Orlin or your food is
I watched some of your videos and I can’t see the appeal
You went from a happy man to crying over Happy Meals
I examined all your lyrics and you don't need much logic
To see the only thing Running On Empty is your content
You may be up and coming but I run these streets
And I just fried you on this beat, with a crispy 16 piece

Nikocado Avocado vs Reviewbrah - Rap Clash!

Not mine. I just couldn't find it anywhere.

FNaTi - Abandoned Discovery Island Theme

FNATI 2020/ Twisty - Tick Tock

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

RNG as SCP 990 and This Man (audio)
Written by RNG 
Mixed by Jort
Beat: Luxury by Tristan
Thumbnail and cover art by: Oofie

This Man: (0:12)
I’m put against an SCP? Who isn’t 173?
I’ll still take wins and sweep stolen shtick Dicks off the beat
Your story’s so boring, you’ve done half of my job for me
Putting everyone who reads your wiki page instantly to sleep!
I’m the GOAT! I flow like a knife to the throat
And I won't let go till you’re bleeding in the snow
You can't run, you can't hide, after this incident on the mic
Cause I'll always be there watching you for the rest of your life

SCP 990: (0:39)
I wasn't aware there were insults in the shit that you spewed
And I believe a person has the right to be called what they choose
Yet you think calling me Dick is something to lay into
When it’s pretty clear the real dick-head here is you
Creep who kills in dreams? I can’t believe it’s not Freddy
Although he does spill blood while you just leave pissed on bed sheets
You aren't ready for the bombs that will leave no one (no one!)
So when starting verbal wars expect a Cold one (cold one!)
98 percent of all humans burnt to a crisp
An apollyonic apocalypse, it’s impossible to stop it
This future contains This Man, lost in a sea of flame
Because on this microphone the Keter class is uncontained!

This Man: (1:18)
Uncontained? I cross continents every day to bring a person hell
While you only show yourself to the foundation’s personnel
So in the nets hall of fame i'll stay, while you’re forgotten day by day
You don't even have fame to decay, you never went Viral K anyway!
The only ones who’d care if this SCP was wiped from history
Are degenerate Redditor fedora wearers who scream “ACKSHUALLY”
There's no point in continuing, this head already wears the crown
So I’m done with this battle, another bitch put down

SCP 990: (1:45)
Taking shots at my following? As if yours aren’t twice as bad, please
Your Files got X'd out by fucking 4Chan and Assme
You only fuck with kiddie dreams so I’ll take pleasure in making this pedo scream
So that no amount of calls can wake up one permanently put to sleep

This Man vs SCP 990 Rap Battle!

Gyarados:
I wrecked cities to get here, land Sharpedo better not disappoint
Watch how this water-type smokes you, what a hella way to break a joint!
Tied with a flying croissant? Be Ba-gone and retire
Even as a Magikarp, I'd still spew more fire!
This ain't a Close Combat, more like Pokè-Rap Slaughter
Solid like your foe element, still flowing like Water
You ain't got the Moxie, G, so you won't be topping me
Dragon Ragin' this rampage, you won't stop this beast!
Psuedo-Legendary, yet rely on a fruit to be effective?
An inevitable Hyper Beam from this battle-shipwrecks this!
Catch you on the seafloor, as you sink like your disses
I'm not a Jiglypuff, but I'll still leave you sleeping with the fishes

Garchomp:
Poor Choice of words, guess your Band lost your trust
Verse more forgettable than your role from Pokemon In Love!
I spit violent, hot raps like I'm Fire Blastin'
So let me run the track, while Draco Meteor leaves your Skullkraken!
Best in the bunch, but when the players Bite your bait;
You'll find that I'm ACTUALLY Fly unlike the type you display!
I dominate the metagame! Sand Force: I bring the heat!
Got a Mega, but being a Dragon is still out of your league!
Crushing bones as I Rush in to leave my foes in dust
Dive in your move-pool to save yourself from being my lunch
No way you'd hit the highest level when I stab my claw in your head 
Forget your shiny, for I'm the one leaving the ocean red!

Mega Gyarados:
Dissing my Mega's Bold, there's something you should Sinnoh;
Trading speed for spikes is not how you hit blows!
Cynthia would stick to Lucario if a Fridge leaves you Thrashed
Pokkèn this Outrage Smasher who'll never get to Smash!
Fangs like blades, don't play with these jaws
That'll tear your Rough Skin with a Crunch; Gar-CHOMP
Suppressing your buff with Intimidate, tossed peace out of the bag
I'm off to rule the seas; don't need a type to be a badass!

Garchomp:
What's a shrimp to a jet plane, you still fail to be savage
Weak to Stealth Rock? no wonder this matchup's unbalanced
You'll beg for rain when these Scorching Sands dry your flow
This windsock ended up on a hook, and I'll end you on a pole!
Don't need further power boosts to perform sweeps with ease
Leaving you washed up more than the Gyarados Submarine
Suck my Super Rod; I reeled you in to your defeat
Adios Gyarados, learn how not to be weak against a leaf!

Cast/Crew:
Light as Gyarados
Woodenhornets as Garchomp
Beat prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by SPM1000
Chiseled by Metamachine
Mixed by Jort
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Gyarados vs. Garchomp - Pokè-Rap Combat

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

Azia as Sayori 
garbageGothic as Sayaka
JesseBox as Monika
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Triple-Stabber, ChandlerCCRB, E Man, MetaMachine, Grenade, JK03 and RaccoonBroVA
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by ZodiacKiaran

Sayori (0:15):
I hope I’m not late again hopping onto this beat, you can call me Sayori
Now I’d show you around these parts but you even lost me with that twisted story 
Your gang’s lacking in attendance; unlike Mami, you’re marked in
You fell in love with a violin boy, but all he can do is play with your heartstrings (Oh!)
As a magical girl, you're incompetent 
You would've died twice if Akemi wasn't dropping in
Stopping fights, you're only known for causing ‘em
I better call your anime a cake, the way that I'm topping it! (Ayy!)
The M-VP of DDLC
If you're stuck on writing a good verse, just tell me!
‘Cause I do not want this fight to be a tragedy
Like the broken world you call Your Reality

Sayaka (0:45):
For a girl with such an appetite, you’ve got no taste in men
You’d rather romance lonely nerds than try to hang out with your friends
Your plushes are more lively than you sleeping in your sheets
Can’t get up out of your mattress? Fitting for a perfect weeb’s dream!
It’s a shame you’ve got no love to come out and play 
Even I couldn’t wish away your rainy days!
Erased by the president, her acts set a precedent
For you to come and meddle with the code just to get with him
You’d only bring flames if it involved your house
Milked so much by YouTubers, call your game Mr. Cow
After a year, interest in your story fell through
Like players opened the door, and then just walked out the room 

Sayori (1:14): 
Turned down and planted in your heart a Grief Seed that would grow
Into your own enemy, man you reap what you sow
Pop off like a jar lid when I'm speaking my prose
Who needs swords with that edge? You're so bleak in your show
Departed from the mortal plane 
After hunting down witches for just a few days
Went separate ways ‘cause you couldn't get praise
From Kyousuke; like your soul gem, your hope’s thrown away
 
Sayaka (1:29):
You couldn't get the heart of the MC, so what makes you think that you're an emcee?
In a tragic turn of events, she had her happy file deleted out of jealousy
Which lead to her lacking any sort of self-esteem, so keep on tryna’ run that mouth
And this shut-in will be another one of Dan's Projects to shut down! 

Sayori (1:44):
Ugh… please… just get out of my head…

Sayaka (1:47): 
Huh, Sayori? Are you okay?
 
Monika (1:49): 
All she need's a little rest.

Sayaka (1:51):
Who’s that?!

Monika (1:52):
Oh, don't worry about me, dear! Everything is fine!
This battle needs a spice up, let's just say I'll make things “amplified”
 
Sayori (1:59):
My whole life is worthless, I don't deserve fighting against a poor girl sacrificing her soul
For the one that she loves who was dating her best friend instead and was left a shell with no control
Her sanity’s fragile like a character file
Unlike the last Sayaka, you’re not dodging this trial
Now I finally know what your crush has gone through
Cause you've tortured me with the songs you spewed!

Sayaka (2:14):
Talk so much ‘bout chests, you should get suspended
End this in a snap like Natsuki’s neck did
You put your feelings in a Bottle then you broke it
This zero thought she won but it wasn’t in the coding
Your fate was predetermined if your third eye couldn't tell
Monika didn't let you tie the knot so you did it around yourself...

Sayori vs Sayaka Miki. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & garbageGothic)

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Off!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Chao as I Hate You
Trakked as I Love You
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

I Hate You:
Up against worn out malware I’ll be sure to hold my own
Darker things lurked in windows in a battle with my bro
You’re blind like the Boos if you think you’ll take this win
You’ll find that you’ll lose before we even begin
I HATE YOU! This spyware’s a liar
This love bug’s squashed when he dies in my fire
The spotlight I thrive in will leave you outshone
I’m spitting fire, you thought koopa worked alone?
You’re luring in virgins with letters so fake
And you call yourself a worm? Ha, you're more of a snake
Leave you with a heart attack; no, you’re not a threat
So I’ll leave you erased off the face of the ‘net

ILOVEYOU:
With shoddy writing and design; seems this pasta's unstable
Your brother offed you like a reverse Cain and Abel
You started from the bottom, never rose to the top
When the creepypasta wiki went to give you the drop
I’ve defiled files for a while, this ROM hack’s lost
You’re a vile manchild and a poor final boss
You plunged.. straight into lava, you’re done
Been in the shadows too long, you’ll never be player one 

I Hate You:
Creator's a pussy using the internet as a mask
But you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat
You clowned on the web, a foolish freak who stalks kids
Till you became an info techs worst fear: an IT’s IT
Oh God no! You're off-flow! 
Think you can kill me with mods? No!
I’m Nintendo’s shining star when I clash with any foe
A mix of scrambled parts, change your name to missing flow

ILOVEYOU:
What a twist. You persist. Yet your story won't be missed.
Rebelling against your brother when you need him to exist.
More powerful than sickness; I’m an unstoppable force
Your ship sank as soon as your story ran its course
Scare me? The writing on the wall is all you got
Heard scarier “oh no’s” shouted out by Michael Scott
I could look through my passwords and find someone better
This plumber’s so lonely he would never get my letter
I’m a weapon, you’re destined to fall against this virus
Learn a lesson in seconds when I make your vocals silent
Maze caved in ‘14, now our memories are hazy
You can meet your princess when you’re both pushing daisies.

I Hate You vs ILOVEYOU - Rap Cypher #21

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

FNATI FOUND Main menu theme

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

neffex fight back instrumental version

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

GREAT DEALS ON A SPECIALTY [Rap Battle]!!!
Quizzique as Spamton 
RaccoonBro as Solomon
Beat produced by Tom Quick, Audio Network
Written by Trakked, CreeperPasta 
Additional help by King Ducky
Mixed by GamingPlush64, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Solomon:
Still the best since 1973 (uh)
Spillin’ RED, can’t try to fend against me
When you.. start seeing me come onto the screen
You know a better, badder monster just walked onto the scene
Tried to bite off a Kaiju, uh, you really wanna fight me, bud?
Glasses looking static, broken, when I open, light him up
Leave a Kromer addict moping, choking, go and try to front
Ya never seen the sky while I'm in flight, don't give a flying fuck

Spamton (0:42):
HEY! H-H-HEY! ARE YOU [Living Alone?]
IF YOU WANT SOME [Compensation] THEN COME [Pick up the phone]
YOU'RE TRAIT eR<, AREN'T YOU? HERE'S A [Deal] YOU CAN'T PASS
FOR A [Very Specil Offer] YOU CAN [Kiss my ass!]
I”M A [BIG SHOT!] CLIPPING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR [Hitbox]
LOOKING LIKE A [piece of junk] I’D SEE IN THE GIFT SHOP
[10 out of 10 rated] SO YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST 
IF YOU WONT TAKE MY DEAL THEN YOU CAN [Die like the rest.]

Solomon:
Tryna frighten Lightners by popping out of your box
Used to be at the top of your game and then you fell off
Just like your stocks, maybe go crash and burn somewhere else
A literal dumpster fire 'gainst a hero from Hell
I'd much rather die than buy your shitty products
Tryna fight, but your prices are dropping, it's idiotic
Cry back to the Addisons; I'm not one you can bribe
Drop all your pals like flies and now I'm dropping the mic

Spamton (1:25):
…..
Mike…
Mike.. are you listening?
Are you there?
Help me, Mike…..
…
HEHAHAHHHEHHAHH (spamton laugh)
(*beat glitches back in*)
[Don't believe what you see on TV], AND I MEAN IT!!!
[Holy Queen of Sweden]!! THOSE TEETH NEED SOME CLEANING!!
YOU NEED TO [save Face] AND KEEP YOURSELF LOCKED
WANT [Your ticket to redemption]?? SIMPLY [Hyperlink Blocked]
YOU'LL NEED [health insurance] SINCE YOUR FACE GOT WRECKED
YOUR STORY HAS [scares!] BUT NO [HeartShapedObejct]
YOURE HOGGING THE [pie chart] AND I AINT GONNA TAKE CRUMBS
NOW TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!!!

Solomon:
Kris is your only friend, yet they still left ya slashed
You're just a puppet to the ratings; got some strings attached
Was evicted from the mansion, now NEO's your last resort
Another icy death when I rip your ads with scorn

Spamton (2:07):
PRESS [F1] FOR [Doubt]. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURE HOLY
YOUR [salvation] WAS ON SALE FOR [a limited time only]
I'M MR. [Help me! IT BURNS!], YOU CAN’T [stomach the heat]
PRAY FOR REVIVAL AGAIN AFTER THIS [Crushing] DEFEAT
(Spamton laugh)

Spamton vs Solomon - Rap Cypher #25

darktober

Toonhouse (FNATI)

Trouble at Treasure Island - (Triple Trouble FNaTI Mix) ENCORE

https://youtu.be/cqikunbVh54
Your heart is pounding and it can't be stopped
You tell yourself you're okay (BUT YOU'RE NOT)
It's too bad your doors can't be locked
To keep the monsters away (HAHAHA)
You check behind the door
There's nothing there no more
You should've stayed in bed
You've heard this noise before
You dart across the floor
Try not to lose your head (HEY)

Prepare for the horrors
This night will keep repeating over and over
And over, until you make it to the end
They hide 'round the corners
You better peel your eyes and keep looking over
Your shoulder 'cause you'll never be alone again

First there was one, but now there might be three
You turn around just in time (*chuckles*)
You hear a chuckle and you turn back and see
The closet door's open w i d e
You look around the space
And see a creepy face
Turns out it's just your toy
But it seems out of place
You leave it, just in case
It might be a decoy

Prepare for the horrors
This night will keep repeating over and over
And over until you make it to the end
They hide 'round the corners
You better peel your eyes and keep looking over
Your shoulder 'cause you'll never be alone again

NEVER BE ALONE (FNAF4 SONG COVER) - SHADROW

Abandoned By Disney Creepypasta

In unserem Podcast 'Nachtschatten' lesen wir bekannte und unbekannte englische Creepypastas vor, die wir für euch in gutes Deutsch übersetzt haben. Uns ist aufgefallen, dass es bei diesen gruseligen Kurzgeschichten häufig an guten Übersetzungen mangelt.

#002 - Abandoned by Disney

the Hearse Song (from Scary Stories to tell in the Dark)

Something I made in Audacity. To make this I took A:DI's title theme and edited it a bit. And also put the 911 call AnArt used in his game. Hope your ears won't die after this. Also I decided to post it here because fck it idc.

FNaTI Styled Title Theme Thing (WARNING! MIGHT BE FRIGHTERING! LOUD IN THE END!)

Title Screen Music for FNaTI 3.5 (fanmade) (AGAIN, MIGHT BE FRIGHTERING

Miss Wanna Die (Daycore)

scary stories (to tell in the dark)

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Another story from scary stories to tell in the dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvzmXf9VF5A -Animated Version

THE VOICE scary stories to tell in the dark

Abandoned by Disney

Nobody has uploaded this specific track to my knowledge, so here it is.

FNaTI -The End Of Disney Menu

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked