Rap Cypher - Collection 1 (2019-2020) - The Prologue

Rap Battles i'm in

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Holy crap this is prolly my best yet lol
Alex The Beast as Grigori Rasputin
DeegleNV as Fidel Castro
Thumbnail by Trakked
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixed by Alex The Beast
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole, Redacted

Battle: 
Grigori Rasputin (0:14):
Messin’ with the Mad Monk’s murdering yourself on the mic
‘Cause when this madman steps up to bat, i’ll knock your head onto a pike
I’ll leave ya with more than a couple Marx, then your economics will be addressed..
Ya cared so little about life, you got your own furniture repossessed!
Castro’s crazy; an immature president, evident by his own milkshake obsession
This prophet will stop this and drop this beat until this Soviet ends your aggression
I spit lessons, so better listen, unless you want to end up like Che
Approaching this mystic will leave a president finished, I know you love revolutions, eh?
It’s no wonder you’ve stooped so low, this flow and Russian rhyme will cause your demise
Trying to spit deadly raps against a demi-god deity? I’m immune to cyanide!
You’ve lied to your subjects, So why am I up against an angered social burden,
Who cared so little about his people, that even other countries wanted to murder him!?

Fidel Castro:
Cold heart, cold steel, but in this cold war, you’ll be cut for your crimes like a counter-ISIS
‘Cause Cuba’s communist Castro’s sparkin’ a controversy with this Cuban Rap Crisis.
My target’s a Russian nesting doll. Even YOUR stomach won’t be feeling very pleasant.
How am I supposed to take you seriously when you almost got killed by a peasant?

Grigori Rasputin:
You must’ve been tripping on LSD, or were you just poisoned by your fountain pen?
You call yourself a communist, yet you’re trying to hog the win?
Better look at the crucifix and say a prayer, the holy man’s throwing you in the abyss
Won’t need to hypnotize the audience, for them to know who won this (laughter)

Fidel Castro:
Blatant attacks? I should have known. Your monk-eying around doesn't mean you’ve won,
If you can’t heal your burns, how can you stop the bleeding of your people and son?
You CAN resist death, i’ll give you that, keep taking pain from the hands of your maimers,
But you CAN’T face it, unlike your daughter, who’s a dancer AND a lion tamer!
I’m violating a visionary; This strannik’s getting stranded on both tracks and mind
Smacking this dike on mics alike, so try to recover from these firey rhymes
I’m gaining Peace Prizes for my solutions! You’ve done nothing except hypnotize
So get on your knees and pray, no God can save you from my guise! 
Like any respected Russian loser, you’ll go back to vodka drinking
Then like your gunned-down death, your castr-ated win will again be sinking.
Go find your God, I’ll give him a message that Grigori shall deliver,
“Fidel sent Ra-ra-rasputin’s reputation back under the ice of the river!”

Fidel Castro vs Grigori Rasputin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #2

wowee, that was quick lmao. (please excuse the ending lmaoo)
Dani Frias as PilotRedSun
Razzy as Treatsforbeasts
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole

Battle: 
Pilotredsun (0:13):
This is your Pilot speaking; you’re in for some stormy weather
When a bleeding freak with treats for beasts thinks that he can do better
I deliver the good REACTions, Scaring Theaters, you’re below this 
I’ll be leaving you Red, Son; An end to this Felonious Bolus

Treatsforbeasts (0:27):
Whatever a rap can one make from slop or slime syllables?
You’ve been Cooped Up too long; best teach this sadpad a couple principles
I may have a cynical view, but I’ll still bring you to my War, sawed
You think you have the audacity to not praise my almighty God!?
I’ll sink my sharpest teeth into your shoddy style of drawing
In this Hymn for Him, I’ll leave your spine exposed, you’ll be crawling,
I’ll be gnawing on your bones; While my religious words are known,
You don’t have an Insta-gram of fame; best stick to being Pamtri’s clone

Pilotredsun (0:54):
How come you claim to be known? I have more subs than you, kid
Take a look inside your mind; and find out how you’re defeated!
I’ll make my win Nes-Quik, best stick back to your shitty attacks
I’ll be taking your candy raps and throwing them in the trash!
You’re a hack that can’t understand that nursery rhymes are outdated
Let me tell ya ‘bout the man who, based on dislikes, is pretty hated
It’s time to erase this; face it, you’re just a Plastic Man
That’s facing technical malfunctions; There’s no reverence for this sham

Treatsforbeasts (1:22):
I am the beast that raps on the beat;I’ll make ya retreat with these treats
A Red Fiend? I’ll make him bleed; sending Lasagna Cat to defeat 
I’ll trade you in for twice the rice; Victory’s twice as nice as my rhymes
You bring twice the lies from your crimes, from that sinful Casino Night

Pilotredsun (1:35):
You’re going into orbit, this stupid mutt needs to Wain Stop
You’ve truly become a monster; In the highest caliber, I gain drops

Treatsforbeasts (1:42):
I praise the Lord with my ways! You’re just a Fat Cat that praises Satan,
But I’m not just talking Garfielf when it comes to lazy animation

Pilotredsun (1:49):
I’ll leave another alien roasted ;should’ve given me my space beer..

Treatsforbeasts (1:52):
With that music and echo, you think you’re really one to fear?

Pilotredsun (1:56):
You’re Micro-Soft on this beat,

Treatsforbeasts (1:58): 
Allow me to Paint you an image

Both (2:00):
This shoddy music artist doesn’t even understand how to be cryptic!

PilotRedSun vs TreatsForBeasts - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #3

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

It might be a tad late for Halloween, but there's always time for a spooky meme! Thanks for tuning in to another Meme Melee, featuring Doot Doot against Spooky Scary Skeletons. Two spooky memes goin' at it, but who will come out a-head in this battle? Only one way to find out!

-CAST-
Alex as Doot Doot
Raichous as Spooky Scary Skeletons

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Michael / Stark Media
Written by: Michael / Stark Media, Fightmarker, Mason
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.

Doot Doot (0:14 - 0:42):
Doot Doot, comin’ through! It’s the best halloween meme that kick starts this holiday
“Internet’s Spookiest Meme” doesn’t get much better than that, wouldn’t you say?
Comin’ from the abyss it’s Skull Trumpet, answering the call of duty
Linin’ up these lyrical headshots like it was Call of Dooty
This outdated fad meme sure ain’t Shooting Stars
I spit Gold that even Andrew would be jealous of my bars
There’s no way you get my Seal of Approval, for doesn’t take much to dissect
You’re in LeWrongGeneration who’s forever staying an outdated Disney reject

Spooky Scary Skeletons (0:42 - 1:11):
Spooky scary skeletons, sending disses with these lines
Shrieking notes from subpar trumpeting, will make your ears bleed tonight (Yikes!)
We promise this frightening flow will send shivers crawling up your back
The spirit of 1929 has come to haunt you on this track! (Boo!)
Rising from the grave to teach wannabe-Louie a lesson, like
I mean seriously, you got famous for a noise made on a bike?
You couldn’t frighten a child because it’s clear you lack the backbone
Sending you back to hell while I’ll go back to Living in my Tombstone

Dwight With a Pumpkin on His Head (1:11 - 1:40):
False! I’m sorry Mr. Skeletons, I don’t want to socialize
But I’ll take great pleasure in watching the light die from your eyes
Serving these lines and rhymes like they were pumpkin pie with a crunch and
I’ll be leaving your verses more hollow than three hole punches
“Internet’s spookiest meme”? Identity theft is not a joke, see?
If it is, please report to HR, cuz frankly you’re not even on par compared to me
Dance for me skeletons! Your superior demands it of you!
Like waiting for my pumpkin your shoddy rotting lines should come to pass too

Skeleton with a Gun (1:40 - 2:09):
BANG BANG! Looks like there’s been some shots fired!
I got a bone to pick with all of you, these dead memes need to be retired
Poppin’ some calcium caps into your skulls and rattle you to your core
Gettin’ on my nerves more than Jon, but there’s no telling what I have in store!
Tibia honest, your attempts to do any harm are straight up humerus
Against my sans-ational rapping, I can feel it in my bones your loss is numerous
It usually takes a lot, but you numbskulls have gotten under my skin
So just be careful next time you check your closet, I’ll be waitin’...


Goosebumps (2:22):
Coming in to end this battle, any rappers beware
If you were expecting anything less than a true scare
A couple seconds on Jontron, that’s what all of you deserve
I’m a Fox Kids classic, best buzz off or get served
Your horror-ible raps are terrifying, going unparalleled
Stine’s on my side while Dwight’s on the level of Seinfeld
The undeniable king of Halloween, the scariest around
These undead memes should’ve stayed buried in the ground

Dani Frias as Dwight with a Pumpkin on His Head
Fightmarker as Skeleton with a Gun
Raichous as Goosebumps

Doot Doot vs Spooky Scary Skeletons | Meme Melee Halloween Special

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KaXIpOb3DxLNuno8q9sf3Q2YdGWROYTuQfkCfQIvFaM/edit?usp=sharing

The Beatles vs The Monkys - Epic Rap Battles of Damn Daniel

Deegle as Mario
Fightmarker as Sonic

Mario:
It’s a me, Mario, and I’m from Italianese
This is the 2nd time that you’re battling me
I star in great a-games such as Mario Galaxy
I’ve also committed several acts of arson on your family
Look at that haircut, get this dude a fucking razor
And don’t stop shaving ‘till he’s bald as a raisin
I’m gonna make a blue balls joke because your balls are blue
Elise told me that she won’t ever return your calls to you

Sonic:
Sorry Mario, but when it comes to rapping skills you’re lacking that
I’ll beat you on the racing track but also on the rapping track
I’m rapping fast, this flabby man just drags his ass down manholes
You gotta go fast! Cause you’re a fat fucking asshole
Let’s talk about the time I met Princess Peach in the aisle
I gave her my golden ring and we kissed for a while
Then I took her to my bedroom and I pulled out my cock
Mario, just get a job

Mario:
Remember when you got tortured for months in prison, locked?
I was watching through the window and laughing my ass off
I’m the one with the class, Hog, I’ll make you cry and pout
I’ll get F.L.U.D.D, Cappy and Luma to stomp you out

Sonic:
Mamma-mia? More like mammafucker
I had sex with your mother last night, that’s how I met your mother
New mario game! Slam your head into a concrete wall
Why don’t a-you go eat a-your a-spicy meatballs?

Mario:
Yo what the fuck Sonic? That was kinda racist
I’ll use it as the basis for my twitter callout, ‘k bitch?

Sonic:
No wait, that’s not what I meant, i-it’s a common saying
Italians are my favourite kind of people’s what i’m saying

Mario:
Bullshit! Let’s a go to the court case on monday
It’s mario time to sue you and it won’t be a fun day

Sonic:
Oh no! I don’t have the money to pay him
If only someone could come and distract the situation

Pac-Man:
Coming out of the arcade machine, it’s time for Pac-Man’s verse
Because I am the original, so I am going first
I was made by Masaya Nakamara in 1980
And that is the main reason that you fuckheads shouldn’t face me
You think you’re spectacular? You’re smoking Pac-ula
I’ll crack-ula your back-ula, with my rap attack-ula
When they told me my opponents, I fucking cried
Your franchises are dead, like Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
I ate a Power Pellet and it feels like someone shook me
Call me Battle of the Month scores cause I’m higher than I should be
Mario, go back to having sex with Luigi
And Sonic, go home and eat some linguini

Mario:
Yo, yo, yo, hold up, that a-verse was wack, man
Who the hell says “when I grow up, I wanna be Pac-Man”?

Sonic:
Yeah, Mario’s right Pac-Man, go fuck yourself
When I saw Pac-Man World, I knocked it off the shelf

Pac-Man:
Mario and Sonic sitting in a tree
S-E-X-X-I-N-G
I’m the best video game of all time, by far
I’ll crash into you with, MY-

Mario and Sonic:
LOOK OUT!

Jose as Pac-Man
Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube
Approved by Psytube

Super Mario vs Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Intense Lyrical Arguments

Beat by Kustom
Written and Mixed by Icer

Icer as Kermit the Frog
Fightmarker as Yoshi

Lyrics:

Yoshi:
Look, I know you've got some competition being a frog meme
But I just want to teach you what exactly the word Brawl means!
You're acquainted with Elmo, but this is Mario World
And it doesn't seem like you know much of saving a girl!
Regarding your creator, you're an object for his stories
And no disrespect to Henson but your portions really bored me
I'm leaving Pepe's unwanted cousin down for the count see?
I've got the warp pipe to victory, so allow me
Hands so far up your rear it's like you're asking for an ass beating
Even though you're made of fabric you'd be on the floor bleeding!
And like your other actions, it's already been decided:
I'm dissecting this frog, call it high school science

Kermit:
Tell me again, when did the dinos go extinct?
‘Cause it looks like it's gonna happen now, methinks
Used to being around children's nursery stories
But I'm disturbed; a dinosaur right here is trying to vore me!
I'm gonna blast your raps and master with a whack hat
Count your tax evasion charges before they hatch!
I know children don't like anger but it's a rap battle so fuck it
I'm gonna rapid fire the hottest rhymes, call it a Shoot-em-Muppet!
Sure you can go off on a tangent about my role in comedy
And think I'm a joke, but your rhymes ain't Most Wanted, honestly!
So what else is there before I stop? I wouldn't say there's much
Cause it's cut when Mario throws you out for one more double-jump!

Kermit The Frog vs Yoshi. Icer's 12-12 Battles #5.

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

Bill Cipher vs Shuma-Gorath - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #10

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