CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YlQ3ZP9nsYIZJO7Pb6J7lXe5eDyMg6J9mccaG0-E_j0/edit
garbageGothic as Lake
Stark Media as Dark Pit
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint to next battle: "All in their Pockets" (featuring Swizkii and AlaskanSam)

Dark Pit vs. Lake

MetalFireVA as Tankman
Fightmarker as The Soldier
Writing: Fightmarker and Trakked
Beat by ObieDaz
Mixed by Fight

Tankman (0:23) 
Ugh
Look what we have here, this cunt best put his guard up
Cause wow, just the sight of you is killing my hard-on 
Why should I be scared of you, isn’t your ass named Jane?
Getting fucked so hard; that’s what we call a Flash-Bang (flashbang sound effect)
Ain’t gonna keep calm, yeah, I’m dropping fucking bombs
Keep playing with taunts, I’ll launch my rocket in your mom
And your daddy too, your attitude is fucked up to the max
Don't matter if you’re red or blue, I’ll still beat this hack's ass
Ain't got range in your vocals or your arms; you just miss shit
I'm willing to bet this loner just wants his Valve twisted
Are those clothes the ones you really wanna die in, shit
Bruh, your fucking helmet looks like the tip of my dick

The Soldier
Step back maggot, it's time I show you the ropes
You best be retreating when I get you in my scope
I killed nazis on my own, and your crew's not much better
When your team's having a Titanic watch party together 
As a veteran, I'm better than this; take it like a man
Have a show not written for pre-teens and that is a command
There’s no way out of Domination, I’ll leave your corpse rotten
Cause I got the best view of your death, I called Shotgun!
I'll advance in your quarters and leave this manchild cornered
Best listen to my orders, you fucking commie conformer
You went through an apocalypse while I alone am more deadly
Shown your face as a disgrace, so drop down and give me 20

Tankman
Huh TFU2, could you repeat that last verse, dear?
I knew you were rapping about something, I just didn’t really care 
And you're fighting robots too? You can suck my nuts and bolts
Hey, Steve! Leave this dumbass with a bunch of holes!
Newgrounds be getting bread, and ours isn’t injected
How did every branch of the military have your ass rejected? 
You’ve Captured The White Flag, you sure resisted quick
So now rocket jump on this dick or rocket jump off a cliff (bitch)

The Soldier
Unlike you, I know honor, Mr. Prissypants, step down.
Cemented your legacy as Newgrounds' biggest letdown 
I made my own fame, how you got yours is quite a shame
I respawn everyday, you got resurrected from a rhythm game 
Couldn't Rumble with the top tiers, so now you're on the sidelines
Waited for your punchlines longer than your time in the limelight
Took you off the high ground, you’re not what you claim to be
If God wanted you to live, he would have not created me!
(*RADICAL INTENSE SOLDIER SCREAM AAAAAAGH*)

Tankman vs The Soldier. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

Happy birthday Serena!!

Danii as Gustavo Fring

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon and Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon
Flow Test by: Danii

Lyrics:


Gus:
Here at my business, I keep it clean with ordeals
While you seem like the type of fish that I’ll cook for more meals
Like yourself, it’s getting old, hope this barnacle can’t sleep late
‘cause I smell a smelly smell from this crustacean cheapskate
Let’s leap straight into the point, my rhymes are so hot
That they’ll melt your circuits and hot air, proving you’re a robot
Your show was put in yard sales, so try not to act loco
Plankton got it with your mom and said familia es todo
But let’s cut the BS, I drop employees for the best
While any port in the storm, you’d drop them for sixty-two cents
and I know you won’t put two of them in this match, you’re no scratch
For pie bombs that I’m dropping; are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?

Krabs:
Hello, I like money, but not as much as burning bridges
A failed deal or something left your boyfriend swimming with the fishes
A legitimate business? I think you should quit playing chicken
with the Salamancas, two faced from what Hector has witnessed 
You Gus, in-Fring-ed on his ability to walk and spit
But just as his confession, your verse was a lot of shit 
I'm spitting all toxic call me the drink you stopped them with
Because you choked at the end, more than Walter did
Washed in, like the laundry you made petty blow under
The bell ticked, then you cracked the Davy Jones Locker
Okay money, I mean Gus, you're just another square to cut
Or box, as your best scene, was your personality, squaring up

Gustavo Fring vs. Mr. Krabs

Swoldow as Herobrine
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEC...

Ennway as MissingNo
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY

Written by Psytube
Audio Mixed by Xhack
Video Edited by Psytube
Beat by Dansonn

Herobrine:
Did I come out of hiding to fight some Porygon after a car crash?
It’s not surprising that your own franchise turned you into a big question mark fast
I’m haunting the forest, you’re just haunting about 40 pixels alongside a shore
Man I’m always around, you showed up in one gen and now you’re more static than you were before
Always in the back of the player’s mind, you’re a tool to help out with the player’s grind
Just make your mind up, do you wanna spread dread in the fanbase or just duplicate some items?
You’re a nameless icon? I’m the best selling name in the best selling game so don’t try it
Cause after hearing your hall of fame sequence, I think you'd be better off staying silent

Missingno:
Steve but Evil thinking he’s the best is a bold claim
He’s retexturing paintings, I’m retexturing whole games
So if pestering’s your sole aim then keep sneaking silently
But if you ever want actual terror just feast your eyes on (glitch) wait
I’m trying to shake up some trainers so yeah I'm freaky when I make sound
But I’m pretty sure that that's way better than some fake murmurs on a playground
Well at least I can say that you’ve soared to absurd heights, but you’re starting a war with a bird type
So this pair of shears is gonna perish here, I mean I’m made of code so you know that I got that line game down
Might be a jumble of muddled up data but your spiel’s still hurting me (glitch)
You’re the corniest hoax, but I guess it makes sense that your pasta got served with cheese (glitch)
And taking one look at this ghost brother, I don’t even need a Silph Scope just to
See that all you are is a stalker, I guess that’s why so many kids have your phone number

Herobrine:
I’m not threatened when this 2nd placeholder’s coming through
Couldn’t take this Satan spawn if you were shaped like a W (nope)
Got tons of forums all begging to see me, everyone’s dog has you locked in its PC
Both of us mess up our games pretty deeply, but last time I checked you can’t just release me
Cause I’m sneaky, and my deeds top any trick that this glitch can muster (yeah)
Can’t even count the amount of people talking ‘bout me, how’s THAT for a Missing Number?
You’re a drop in the sea of the glitches in your game, dropped into the shallows next to Cinnabar’s gym
You couldn’t beat me in fear factor or fame, go away and terrorise your dried out cartridge 

Missingno:
Take one look at me and the whole region is broken
One screenshot of you turned 4Chan into Copeland
So when you spot the next poor player that stumbles onto your cursed seed
Tell them to go speak to that Old Man the day they turn 13

Missingno Vs Herobrine - Psytube Rap Battles Bonus

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

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Trap Hustle Mix,Trap Grind Mix 2025 TRAP MIX VOL 2946 - STREET VIBES

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked