Man I wish this was longer, it's such a vibe!

Rap Cypher - Collection 3 (2022)

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

No, not Dream SMP.

Trakked as This Man
SimplyRazzy as Grey Man
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat
Written by Trakked, DCA, Nooby and 01Tyler10
Additional help by JenniNoMRC and M&Mattie
Chiseled by Jofinity and Danii
Mixed by ENNWAY
Special effects added in by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by 01Tyler10

Battle:

This Man: 
Hello, Grey Man. I suggest you stop treading 
There’s no good ending wherever you’re heading
Been here since ‘06, I’m a legend on the net
You’re a relic on consoles that they all seem to forget
Ever Dream of me? Let’s go behind the scenes
And see a cracked mind, broken by LSD
I'm seen by thousands on a day-to-day basis
You only show up to one; no wonder you're faceless
It's a dream imitation. We’ve no relation
You’re a basic emulator only sold on Playstation.
I’ve no containment, while you’re stuck in bad trips
I’m ancient, this cartridge’s getting sent back to the attic
I'm a worldwide phenomenon, you're stuck in Japan
Got a half-assed game and you're half of a man
So what does that make you? Is this a breakthrough?
They think you're a rapist, they don't want to face you 

Grey Man:
Was that a Downer verse? It didn’t hurt me.
Doesn’t take a therapist to know your verse was murky
You claim to be a cog in a clockwork machine,
But realize you’re part of a marketing scheme
I spit cyphers like Diphen, prepare for a mindfuck
I shine bright like fire so best keep your eyes shut
You rip open animals, blame it on children,
Bring him to madness and claim I'm the villain?
Run backwards, but I’m always here to watch ya
Tearing your memories while I gobble creepypasta
Peeping Tom’s already gone, and his story’s dismembered
But your shitty manga? I don’t want to remember.
This district’s so violent, I’ll leave you in silence 
While my game is timeless, You’ve lost your prime, kid 
The people who’ve dreamed of me, only wish they were sober 
So when you see my presence, know that it's all over.

This Man:
Appear all you want; I'd rather block you from my mind
Bombed hard on the track; call you Spy vs Spy
Looking at your script, your coding could use a rewrite
I got an A+ verse, yours was more of a B-type
I give people happy feelings, you give doses of despair
But a year of your game? That’s a neverending nightmare  
You've already lost, so drop the facade
You claim you're a demon? Then bow to your god.

Grey Man:
The dreamscape is mine to command; I’m confining This Man
And I’ll grind you to strands, you’ll find that you’re damned
So why do you try? You’re so black and white,
I’m spitting bright rainbows, a psychedelic sight
I’m a subconscious monster, you’re more of a myth
This mortal is stuck in a moral abyss 
So when I pop this pill and destroy your existence,
The wet dream you have will be much much different.

SCP-990 (Dream Man):
You’re led to believe it’s a win you’re receiving,
But it’d be too easy to say that you’re dreaming.
I've no true form, but your costumes are laughable 
With Grey's deja vu form never surpassing passable 
It doesn't take a future vision to know your raps were disasters
Leaving wars Cold, more old than the skill I've mastered
You’re both seen as antagonistic, giving others fear,
So why not take my hand? I’m not the bad guy here.
A guise filled with lies, more anonymous than your lettering
You want some bars to munch on? Suppose I’ll do the Keter-ing.
Make no mistake; I’ll break your fake X-Files
I’d rather not partake in a screaming match with you exiles
And as I sit on this bench, watching this match from the sidelines,
I chuckle to myself as you both stay in the limelight
So repent for your mistakes; either way you're sure to fall
See the light 'fore it's too late; this is your wake-up call.

(RNG as SCP 990
Beat produced by hala-X)

Grey Man vs This Man - Rap Cypher #20

Happy Valentine's Day!

Chao as I Hate You
Trakked as I Love You
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

I Hate You:
Up against worn out malware I’ll be sure to hold my own
Darker things lurked in windows in a battle with my bro
You’re blind like the Boos if you think you’ll take this win
You’ll find that you’ll lose before we even begin
I HATE YOU! This spyware’s a liar
This love bug’s squashed when he dies in my fire
The spotlight I thrive in will leave you outshone
I’m spitting fire, you thought koopa worked alone?
You’re luring in virgins with letters so fake
And you call yourself a worm? Ha, you're more of a snake
Leave you with a heart attack; no, you’re not a threat
So I’ll leave you erased off the face of the ‘net

ILOVEYOU:
With shoddy writing and design; seems this pasta's unstable
Your brother offed you like a reverse Cain and Abel
You started from the bottom, never rose to the top
When the creepypasta wiki went to give you the drop
I’ve defiled files for a while, this ROM hack’s lost
You’re a vile manchild and a poor final boss
You plunged.. straight into lava, you’re done
Been in the shadows too long, you’ll never be player one 

I Hate You:
Creator's a pussy using the internet as a mask
But you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat
You clowned on the web, a foolish freak who stalks kids
Till you became an info techs worst fear: an IT’s IT
Oh God no! You're off-flow! 
Think you can kill me with mods? No!
I’m Nintendo’s shining star when I clash with any foe
A mix of scrambled parts, change your name to missing flow

ILOVEYOU:
What a twist. You persist. Yet your story won't be missed.
Rebelling against your brother when you need him to exist.
More powerful than sickness; I’m an unstoppable force
Your ship sank as soon as your story ran its course
Scare me? The writing on the wall is all you got
Heard scarier “oh no’s” shouted out by Michael Scott
I could look through my passwords and find someone better
This plumber’s so lonely he would never get my letter
I’m a weapon, you’re destined to fall against this virus
Learn a lesson in seconds when I make your vocals silent
Maze caved in ‘14, now our memories are hazy
You can meet your princess when you’re both pushing daisies.

I Hate You vs ILOVEYOU - Rap Cypher #21

Spinel : JesseBoxVO
Lotso : AlaskanSam

Written by Kamren
Additional Help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by : Jort

YT Link : https://youtu.be/JVglXppaksQ

Spinel :
Oh well well well, what do we have here?
The spitting image of Pink if strawberries what I'd outta fear
Though you're more like Jessie if we're talking how you turned out
Went from a Christmas gift to Hitler for Mickey Mouse (ouch!)
Escaped the biggest roast and got picked at a garbage dump?
Couldn't use my rubber hose to wash off all that funk
So you better hold your breath when out on the road
Cuz it's bad when E.T's telling you to phone it home (oh!)
Even a clown ditched your trio, giving daycares a massive frown
Things only went downhill when a sheriff came to town
Finally grabbed your cane, thinking you stood your ground
Saying "We're made to be thrown away," just when Baby threw you down!
Your toxicity exceeds the Injector I pilot
Uglier as a dictator than any of the Diamonds
Got close to a human, his grip loosened and went crazy
Sought as a rogue nuisance in ruins, pushing away his Daisy

Lotso :
You done running your mouth? Then welcome to Sunnyside 
Make your way to the Caterpillar- Oh, you've done that just fine
Toys are made to be thrown away, that's what happened to you, right?
There's only one of you and she left you at first sight
You're only a child's plaything stepping in my Kindergarten
Waited an eternity of hide and seek stuck in Pink's Garden
Once you found her Other Friends, your thoughts were given a hard block
Just to crack under pressure as if I were crushing a heart lock
Fell apart again with that verse stretching, it's no shock
If you'd like, I'd be happy to send you to The Box
Speaking of babies, I find it ironic
That my friend here is more mature than your fans starting conflicts
There's no Sugar coating them or Rebecca, should I mention?
Eddy's Double D is something we all regret, having read it
So if there's anything of note, then here's what you got wrong
Follow your own advice, you won't win against me in this song

Spinel :
Oh, I'm sorry, were you done? Jeez, I must've snoozed off
But it just goes to show how much you get slept on
With my Rejuvenator, I'd easily cut you up into bits
It's the only time you freaks could ever use an off switch
Call my fans absurd? Do your "friends" assure you're adored?
They lurked till Ken and Barbie had them reformed
Saved by Woody and Buzz, so how do you repay?
Lots-O-Tuggin our emotions till you sent them to their graves
Forget Future, you're the biggest pink monster I've ever wrapped against
Gee, it's swell to finally beat the ultimate nihilist
Sunnyside's brought back to peace and yet at the finale of the day
To be the story's end, but 4 left your film Driving Away

Lotso :
Boo hoo, look at you taking the moral high ground
You took "screws loose" and almost left humanity wiped out
Who are you to talk about redemption? 'Cause last I checked
You flip flopped more in your film than making any sort of sense
Started off a playmate, made for the fun to go higher
Then got replaced for Pearl 'cause she wasn't any brighter
Became another problem for Steven to deal with
Like mother like son, it would've been best to leave you ditched
I spoke the truth to my family, your whole life has been a lie
Spent thousands of years on a rock, grew bitter full of spite
Now this gem stands in a palace, stoned, you've done nothing but spin Ls!
So tell me, where's your purpose now, Spinel?

Spinel vs Lotso - Rap Battle! (ft. JesseBoxVO and AlaskanSam)

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of mysterious entities that just stare at you: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Mereana

Rabi as purple Tree
GamingPlush64 as green Tree
Fightmarker as blue Tree

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Dumbchild

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

GREAT DEALS ON A SPECIALTY [Rap Battle]!!!
Quizzique as Spamton 
RaccoonBro as Solomon
Beat produced by Tom Quick, Audio Network
Written by Trakked, CreeperPasta 
Additional help by King Ducky
Mixed by GamingPlush64, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Solomon:
Still the best since 1973 (uh)
Spillin’ RED, can’t try to fend against me
When you.. start seeing me come onto the screen
You know a better, badder monster just walked onto the scene
Tried to bite off a Kaiju, uh, you really wanna fight me, bud?
Glasses looking static, broken, when I open, light him up
Leave a Kromer addict moping, choking, go and try to front
Ya never seen the sky while I'm in flight, don't give a flying fuck

Spamton (0:42):
HEY! H-H-HEY! ARE YOU [Living Alone?]
IF YOU WANT SOME [Compensation] THEN COME [Pick up the phone]
YOU'RE TRAIT eR<, AREN'T YOU? HERE'S A [Deal] YOU CAN'T PASS
FOR A [Very Specil Offer] YOU CAN [Kiss my ass!]
I”M A [BIG SHOT!] CLIPPING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR [Hitbox]
LOOKING LIKE A [piece of junk] I’D SEE IN THE GIFT SHOP
[10 out of 10 rated] SO YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST 
IF YOU WONT TAKE MY DEAL THEN YOU CAN [Die like the rest.]

Solomon:
Tryna frighten Lightners by popping out of your box
Used to be at the top of your game and then you fell off
Just like your stocks, maybe go crash and burn somewhere else
A literal dumpster fire 'gainst a hero from Hell
I'd much rather die than buy your shitty products
Tryna fight, but your prices are dropping, it's idiotic
Cry back to the Addisons; I'm not one you can bribe
Drop all your pals like flies and now I'm dropping the mic

Spamton (1:25):
…..
Mike…
Mike.. are you listening?
Are you there?
Help me, Mike…..
…
HEHAHAHHHEHHAHH (spamton laugh)
(*beat glitches back in*)
[Don't believe what you see on TV], AND I MEAN IT!!!
[Holy Queen of Sweden]!! THOSE TEETH NEED SOME CLEANING!!
YOU NEED TO [save Face] AND KEEP YOURSELF LOCKED
WANT [Your ticket to redemption]?? SIMPLY [Hyperlink Blocked]
YOU'LL NEED [health insurance] SINCE YOUR FACE GOT WRECKED
YOUR STORY HAS [scares!] BUT NO [HeartShapedObejct]
YOURE HOGGING THE [pie chart] AND I AINT GONNA TAKE CRUMBS
NOW TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!!!

Solomon:
Kris is your only friend, yet they still left ya slashed
You're just a puppet to the ratings; got some strings attached
Was evicted from the mansion, now NEO's your last resort
Another icy death when I rip your ads with scorn

Spamton (2:07):
PRESS [F1] FOR [Doubt]. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURE HOLY
YOUR [salvation] WAS ON SALE FOR [a limited time only]
I'M MR. [Help me! IT BURNS!], YOU CAN’T [stomach the heat]
PRAY FOR REVIVAL AGAIN AFTER THIS [Crushing] DEFEAT
(Spamton laugh)

Spamton vs Solomon - Rap Cypher #25

This is a battle I made for a contest my friend @user-246183970 hosted. This was from the final round, where we had to make an audio only battle entirely from scratch, with the matchup being something Jenni would think she'd like. 

I went with a Caddicarus battle because she (like me) is a fan of his videos, and chose Chills to be his opponent because uhhh they're Youtubers who's usernames start with C and also their videos are completely different genres ig????

After months of needing deadline extensions, it's finally finished. Not the biggest effort I've ever put into a battle but I think it's kinda decent still. Enjoy!

Caddicarus (0:16):
Greetings and salutations!
Welcome back to the show where I Slaughter worthless garbage with zero Salvation
Today we’re looking at a channel that makes George Wood seem grand
Presenting Cheesy horror vids as if they weren’t pre-planned
The creatures you feature would run if they saw Spons
And as for your music career? I have just one word: STOP
You probably think your shite narrations are the best in the game
But I know a friend of mine who would leave you upstaged…

Daddy Caddy:
Once there was a boy with nasally arse voice
Who thought “I’ll copy Watchmojo in an attempt to make some noise”
But all his lists were shit, and he got mocked across the net
‘Til the fact he was a joke became something he had to accept

Chills:
The last thing you’d want in your YouTube vid
Is a limey Sasquatch yelling at games made for kids
No April Fools skit, this will be your assassination
Deny your attempts at winning like your Normal Boots application
Like you do to your viewers’ ears, I’m dishing out verbal murder
And firing shots — would you like a bullet with your verse, sir?
Without your fast paced edits and random usage of memes
Then there would be nothing Salvageable about you, it seems
On top of that, you’ve gone downhill since your show’s formula got scrapped
No longer fly like a Phoenix with all that hour long trash
Every Thursday and Saturday, my fans are glued to their seats
While your fans are waiting decades between your every release

Caddicarus:
Roast this meat slab on the beat as if I was the Bacon Wizard
And my content requires effort, ya bastard! That’s where we differ
Seriously! You’ve got the most soulless commentary I’ve ever seen (sin)
So I’ll put this wet lettuce where he belongs: in the bin

Chills:
Give you a red circle, maybe you’ll get the clicks that I gain
Really had your name changed ‘cuz you hated some talking train?
(ay, ay) Don’t gamer rage about coming second, guy
‘Cuz you’ll be ranked Number One on my Top 10 Career Suicides

Beat by Epistra
Writing, Voicework and Mixing all by Me
Cover Art by MasonG

Caddicarus vs Chills. The Next Best Battle.

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

Oi loves welcome to a new FRB vs Anything innit, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today we have the left brain of former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher go against the right brain of Jack Manifold-endorsed streamer and writing genius, littleflecks. (Insert Bri'ish joke for SC release)

Written by Littleflecks and JustGamer
Littleflecks: Psytube
Margaret Thatcher: Littleflecks 
Beat by BeatG33ks
Mixed by LittleFlecks
Cover art by Zagranis

Margaret Thatcher:
I’m the voice of a nation I brought forward, prevailing in all fronts
Even if my voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard 
More driven than even president ford was 
And I’m about to win the most pointless war since the Falklands 
I’m Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher 
Don’t fuck with me ‘cuz I will smack ya’ 
I Went so hard that they built statues
I’ll make you pay like I poll tax ya’ 
Mate, you did top 10, they were mid flops then
You had pissed off went to do tiktok trends but that shits gone dead 
So this kid recessed to rap battles. Call that winter of diss content 
My hearts wired with no soul 
I’m part iron, I’m so cold 
You can march, riot I won’t go 
I’ll start fires with no coal 
Tubby tubbo will finally die 
In the public eye but I privatize 
You see copyright and die inside 
I don’t give a shit ‘bout a minor strike 

Littleflecks:
Oh fuck I thought the wicked witch had already died  
Ding dong, ring any bells? Cause that’s how you’re identified 
Also I’d like to give congratulations on surviving your assassination 
I’d say that’s a stroke of luck, but holy fuck, that’s all it’s taken
When I call you Ronald, I mean McDonald and Reagan 
With the skin so pale, you’re the Iron-deficient lady 
I put the fresh in Freshy Kanal with my crazy rappin’ (YEAH!!)
Those rhymes were so poor that you’d want to fucking tax ‘em 
Yo I’m the Rhyme Minister when I’m on beat 
You broke the glass ceiling and then filled it with concrete 
I’m gonna leave before you cast a witch hex 
Off to have so much sex. Now, that’s a lil flex

littleflecks vs Margaret Thatcher - FRB vs Anything

The re-remaster almost no one asked for has arrived!
JenniNoMRC as Cuphead
Shimario as Megaman
Beat produced by Audio Network
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Serena, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Cuphead:
Well, golly! I didn’t expect this,
The devil added another metalhead to the checklist?
Then I guess I’ll wreck this, deflecting shots 
With a direct hit, send it in and “X” the box off
Think you’re on top? This snobby fellow’s not,
I’m beating demons, you’re over there stopping yellow blobs
Collecting contracts, and you look like a bonus
Though with your bombed franchise, you’re probably soulless


Megaman:
Better watch what you say, I’m defending humanity,
While you’re only saving souls because of your vanity
And your family isn’t happy ‘bout your gambling streak
Stop playing craps and see you’re causing actual calamities
It’s sad to see; (Yeah) and I know you’re tryna get rich,
But you didn’t need to sell your soul again to Netflix
Reckless, and you’re never getting on my level
Just a greedy delinquent that dealt with the Devil

Cuphead:
Created to achieve peace and preached it around,
Yet you’re still beating bots and sending them in the ground
And stealing their parts just to gain more abilities?
May have more powers, but no creativity


Megaman:
Ripped off my gameplay, bit off the same plate,
Tip off to save face, tipped off to break, hey!
Fad since the start, so I’ll take down your cards
And then I’ll show Chalice a real Super Art


Cuphead:
Well chum, I suggest you digress and then some
I’ve many awards, you can’t get one 
I bet guns won’t save you from losing a stock, and
You and your fans are living under a Rockman


Megaman:
Surprised you didn’t get your younger brother as a stand-in
My bosses are balanced, while all of yours are crammed in
Not one to meddle with, made of pure metal
And sent you back crying to Old Elder Kettle (AYY)



Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher #26

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FAIXA 3 - PIQUE DO LERO LERO - BISQUI (DJ GRANETTE)

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked

Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher #26

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