Rap Cypher - Collection 1 (2019-2020) - The Prologue

rap battles

things i'm in (not in order)

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

Gorillaz VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2E7UoyNfng

hee hee hee :)

Nekomancer as 2-D
Mancha as Sollux Captor

Sollux Captor:
the2e humanz call them2elve2 goriillaz? now what 2en2e doe2 that make
but who care2, there’2 no way you’ll wiin wiith paper for braiin2
kiidnapped every other week, no wonder your liife’2 lamentable
you thiink you’re meteor than me? you were liiterally a vegetable
you can’t 2urviive my optiic bla2t. thii2 2tu-pot ii2 2tupiid!
leave you wiith three dent2 iin your head once ii’m through wiith you, kiid!
from the voiice2 ii hear ii know that your death ii2 comiing
waiit...whiite eye2? 2hiit, are you already dead or 2omethiing?

2-D:
The sky’s falling Captor, drop out of this ‘fore it crash
Must be a Ghost Rapper with those unlively lines you spat
Trying to get through your slog of a story is hardly fun
It’s just a Sex Murder Party starring Kids With Guns
I’ll win this in a Blur, this beekeeper can’t throwdown
You’re blinded to the fact that your Last Frontier is Now Now
Program raps all you want, it’ll end just the same
‘Cause in this Game of Death you’ll be KO’d again

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom

2-D VS Sollux Captor | RAP BATTLE!

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Holy crap this is prolly my best yet lol
Alex The Beast as Grigori Rasputin
DeegleNV as Fidel Castro
Thumbnail by Trakked
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixed by Alex The Beast
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole, Redacted

Battle: 
Grigori Rasputin (0:14):
Messin’ with the Mad Monk’s murdering yourself on the mic
‘Cause when this madman steps up to bat, i’ll knock your head onto a pike
I’ll leave ya with more than a couple Marx, then your economics will be addressed..
Ya cared so little about life, you got your own furniture repossessed!
Castro’s crazy; an immature president, evident by his own milkshake obsession
This prophet will stop this and drop this beat until this Soviet ends your aggression
I spit lessons, so better listen, unless you want to end up like Che
Approaching this mystic will leave a president finished, I know you love revolutions, eh?
It’s no wonder you’ve stooped so low, this flow and Russian rhyme will cause your demise
Trying to spit deadly raps against a demi-god deity? I’m immune to cyanide!
You’ve lied to your subjects, So why am I up against an angered social burden,
Who cared so little about his people, that even other countries wanted to murder him!?

Fidel Castro:
Cold heart, cold steel, but in this cold war, you’ll be cut for your crimes like a counter-ISIS
‘Cause Cuba’s communist Castro’s sparkin’ a controversy with this Cuban Rap Crisis.
My target’s a Russian nesting doll. Even YOUR stomach won’t be feeling very pleasant.
How am I supposed to take you seriously when you almost got killed by a peasant?

Grigori Rasputin:
You must’ve been tripping on LSD, or were you just poisoned by your fountain pen?
You call yourself a communist, yet you’re trying to hog the win?
Better look at the crucifix and say a prayer, the holy man’s throwing you in the abyss
Won’t need to hypnotize the audience, for them to know who won this (laughter)

Fidel Castro:
Blatant attacks? I should have known. Your monk-eying around doesn't mean you’ve won,
If you can’t heal your burns, how can you stop the bleeding of your people and son?
You CAN resist death, i’ll give you that, keep taking pain from the hands of your maimers,
But you CAN’T face it, unlike your daughter, who’s a dancer AND a lion tamer!
I’m violating a visionary; This strannik’s getting stranded on both tracks and mind
Smacking this dike on mics alike, so try to recover from these firey rhymes
I’m gaining Peace Prizes for my solutions! You’ve done nothing except hypnotize
So get on your knees and pray, no God can save you from my guise! 
Like any respected Russian loser, you’ll go back to vodka drinking
Then like your gunned-down death, your castr-ated win will again be sinking.
Go find your God, I’ll give him a message that Grigori shall deliver,
“Fidel sent Ra-ra-rasputin’s reputation back under the ice of the river!”

Fidel Castro vs Grigori Rasputin - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #2

wowee, that was quick lmao. (please excuse the ending lmaoo)
Dani Frias as PilotRedSun
Razzy as Treatsforbeasts
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Writers: Trakked, ColeDaCole

Battle: 
Pilotredsun (0:13):
This is your Pilot speaking; you’re in for some stormy weather
When a bleeding freak with treats for beasts thinks that he can do better
I deliver the good REACTions, Scaring Theaters, you’re below this 
I’ll be leaving you Red, Son; An end to this Felonious Bolus

Treatsforbeasts (0:27):
Whatever a rap can one make from slop or slime syllables?
You’ve been Cooped Up too long; best teach this sadpad a couple principles
I may have a cynical view, but I’ll still bring you to my War, sawed
You think you have the audacity to not praise my almighty God!?
I’ll sink my sharpest teeth into your shoddy style of drawing
In this Hymn for Him, I’ll leave your spine exposed, you’ll be crawling,
I’ll be gnawing on your bones; While my religious words are known,
You don’t have an Insta-gram of fame; best stick to being Pamtri’s clone

Pilotredsun (0:54):
How come you claim to be known? I have more subs than you, kid
Take a look inside your mind; and find out how you’re defeated!
I’ll make my win Nes-Quik, best stick back to your shitty attacks
I’ll be taking your candy raps and throwing them in the trash!
You’re a hack that can’t understand that nursery rhymes are outdated
Let me tell ya ‘bout the man who, based on dislikes, is pretty hated
It’s time to erase this; face it, you’re just a Plastic Man
That’s facing technical malfunctions; There’s no reverence for this sham

Treatsforbeasts (1:22):
I am the beast that raps on the beat;I’ll make ya retreat with these treats
A Red Fiend? I’ll make him bleed; sending Lasagna Cat to defeat 
I’ll trade you in for twice the rice; Victory’s twice as nice as my rhymes
You bring twice the lies from your crimes, from that sinful Casino Night

Pilotredsun (1:35):
You’re going into orbit, this stupid mutt needs to Wain Stop
You’ve truly become a monster; In the highest caliber, I gain drops

Treatsforbeasts (1:42):
I praise the Lord with my ways! You’re just a Fat Cat that praises Satan,
But I’m not just talking Garfielf when it comes to lazy animation

Pilotredsun (1:49):
I’ll leave another alien roasted ;should’ve given me my space beer..

Treatsforbeasts (1:52):
With that music and echo, you think you’re really one to fear?

Pilotredsun (1:56):
You’re Micro-Soft on this beat,

Treatsforbeasts (1:58): 
Allow me to Paint you an image

Both (2:00):
This shoddy music artist doesn’t even understand how to be cryptic!

PilotRedSun vs TreatsForBeasts - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #3

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Jade as The Boner Pill Salesman
Dani as Sven
Written by Cole
Beat: https://instaud.io/3Zmz (When The Beat Drops by InsaneBeatz)
Cover art by Aaron G 
Mixed by Light

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:10-0:30):
I was expecting a good matchup, but ‘le blocky mutt has arrived’
The second time you’ll drown in flow, but this time you won’t survive
Doesn’t matter that you’re from Minecraft, I’m still the best MC
You’re as lost as Dinnerbone, trying to step up to me
Best hope your flame retardant, cause on this track I’m burning
Once I’m done testing this new subject I’ll leave you dead with Joergen
I’m seriously spilling T, Felix lost, and so have you
So many of your friends have died, half of your world is filled with tombs!

Sven (0:30-0:50):
I’ll be freeing your subjects from the hell you make them live in
Fighting me when you’ve scrapped your medics ain't a good decision   
Let’s talk about dogelore, who’s users sure ain’t fly like Klaus
A group of depressed millennials crying about their life through wacky dogs 
Your meme’s been melk-ed dry, I’m spilling blood and that’s a fact, see
I’ve got bedrock hard raps to collapse you and your factory
So much editing, at this point, you barely resemble a dog
Thank god your verse wasn’t like your story: painfully long!

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:50-1:00):
That verse was pretty cringe, bro, you’re running out of ideas
So badly put together, did you buy your raps from Ikea?
Not even my all of my products could harden your soft ass rhymes
Looks like the minecraft series is over, cause Sven just died

Sven (1:00-1:10):
Take a chromch out of this, you need decoys to stay alive
I’ll have you know, these aren’t the first creeper’s blows that I’ve survived
When it comes to flowing on a beat, I’ve seen better from Water Sheep
Now it’s finally time for Wonka’s knockoff to be put to sleep

TheBonerPillSalesman vs. Sven | Rap Battle

Cover art by SquidMan (effects by henry Jones)

CAST
Light  As Mr  Pickles 
Erin   As Fliqpy 

PRODUCTION
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123336/genres/gangsta-beats/blockness-monster
Beat by Tristan 
Audio Mixing by Jacob  
Written by Henry Trakked Powerpunk gamer 

Lyrics:

Mr pickles:
Let’s begin this Party, Animal, and give you a real reason to flip out
When I’m barking out these rhymes, you’ll lose more than a Tooth, no doubt
This Is not your battle, like Your Knife, you can’t Hide and Seek a win
You’re In Over Your Hedge if you think you’ll get away with your sins
Let’s Keep this Reel, Flippy, you’re not in war anymore
So quit acting delusional, like getting drunk before Season 4
I’ll leave you more impaled then when you were killed by Lumpy
This’ll be an Overkill  rap, for I’ll show Where you’ll Die like Labby 

Fliqpy:
Time to start this off with a bang, like it was a Tiger Bomb
That I’m dropping on this bitch. How am I supposed to stay calm?
Alright Scooby, Where are you? It’s  time to get Autopsy Turvy
So get out of your doghouse, if you think you have the nerve-y
More Weaponized than an Animal Regiment, cuz this soldier knows how to fight W.A.R. 
You won’t go out Without A Hitch, for I’ll Curve this Dead Man-ly whore
Your raps are plain Cheese, man, and it’s not just a Ball that’s Foul
I mean, what are you gonna do, little Border collie? Will you growl?

Mr pickles:
That verse was not Good, man. I’ll chew your head like if it was a chew toy
Ka-Pow! Like a double whammy, you’ve been knocked out, My Dear Boy
Why don’t you bite me more than love, as tell you what’s on my mind 
Why can’t this serial killer catch a break, as this bear’s show is falling behind
The fame of my cartoon, while you’re here today, gone tomorrow
This slasher will make you splatter with blood with my flow
Telling me to growl? Easy For You To Sleigh, for this doesn’t go “bow-wow”
It’s me you will follow, soldier, because I’M YOUR MASTER NOW 

Fliqpy: 
I’m Flippin’ you off like Burgers, for this will be quite the roast
For you are what you eat, as you’re almost as bloody as me. Almost.
From what Remains to be Seen, beating you will be quite the treat 
You never Jumped the Shark. Your Happy Trails never led to any achieved feats
Now you’ve seen my true rage, like how I took 133 lives
This battle’s survival count? 50%, for in the end you won’t survive
Your Silence won’t be a Random Act when I’m showing you who’s more frightening
Time to end this Vicious Cycle, like it was being struck by lightning

Mr Pickles VS Fliqpy Mixed - Rap War #1  (alternative)

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked