nice battle here's an idea for a rap battle wolverine from marvel comics vs lucario from pokemon

I still have no idea who Mathrus is but it’s peak

Missing.no stutters and sounds like Ticci Toby but glitches and it's like Polybius, get it? Insane

Vanes as Miu Iruma
ALumin as Mei Hatsume
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Beat Arrangement / Mix by Light

Miu Iruma (0:10)
Who the fuck are you? I had expected someone special
You ain’t even on my radar, let alone my fuckin’ level
Well whatever, you’ll be sulking outta UA as a loser
‘Cause you’re screwing with the Ultimate Inventor, Miu Iruma
Hope you’re going all Plus Ultra when I’m bringing a diss
How ‘bout you use your shitty Quirk and fuckin’ Zoom into this?
Thinking the little toys you’re building are helping heroes exist
When they all just really hate you cause you’re an annoying bitch
I mean shit, always ranting and raving like you’re an idiot
Then you start getting touchy feely and act all oblivious
I’m sick of it, so call those shitty cubs so they’ll be witnessing
And calling me a villain with the way I’m fuckin’ killing it

Mei Hatsume (0:43)
Oh sorry, wasn’t listening, I’m sure your players envy me
I know I’m not the type to grab a mic and fight with enemies
But I can’t be refusing a chance to test my inventions
So I’ll wreck this wenches tech and net myself some fresh investments
Though I’ve gotta say, it’s strange how apt you are at provocation
When you start to shake and cower at the slightest confrontation
But I’d rather keep the topic on productive conversation
Like how you can buy this mic I’m holding for small compensation
That's right! It’s quite unfortunate, our skills are nowhere close to compare
So fighting with me’s just another Death Road to Despair
Double check your language when you’re tryna duel with me
Or they’ll be using toilet paper to write out your eulogy

Miu Iruma (1:16):
God, that shit sucked, I’ve never heard flow lamer
Seems this fuckin’ virgin gives whole new meaning to no-brainer
How you’re obsessing over your damn pathetic tech drives me crazy
I’ll grab K1-B0 and show this bitch how to make some fuckin’ babies
This rancid bitch just sits and grins and drips with grease for hours 
Need to chill out for a minute, maybe take a fuckin’ shower
No stopping this, I thought you’d be an obstacle when talking shit
I’m sure you’re well equipped if you’re ripping it from your mangas script

Mei Hatsume (1:38):
It’s clear to see, you’re high again if you think that you’re beating me
Should censor you completely for the sake of common decency
To hell with all your EMPs, I’m still bringing an easy sweep
You’d have to don a headset for a chance to win in PVP
You must be half asleep, knocking my ending like you're better off
When only one of us lived long enough to see the epilogue
This brawl is All For One, and you’ve choked your flows so you’re sure to find
I’ve ended Ms. Iruma and stole the show like this world is mine

Miu Iruma vs. Mei Hatsume - Rap Battle

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE!

Prod. Poeticsid 

Forgottenson as Black Mirror

Leo Barqui as Bojack

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky

Black Mirror:
Here's a problem you can't bottle up or drink away
Cheers to being the most washed-up has-been in LA
You pull the victim card when you're after refuge
But what else is an actor to do? 

You're hurting? No, really you're just yearning for pity 
So you can keep blurting shitty words with no burden to believe 
Beatrice danced around your problems then her legs got old
You left her alone in a nursing home as her mind broke
Like mother, like daughter, as father like son too
He was not there for you, now you're not there for you! 

Drug-induced trips have you senseless yet
You can only get a grip with your hands around your ex’s neck!

He cut off Kazzaz, who fought to make him front of the cast
Now he's on the front of bags with drugs in them and
On holiday, any yacht he hauls away can't stomach his past
All it takes is a Penny for him to Shut Up And Dance

Bojack Horseman:
Ugh, I need to stop having these
Now the mirrors talking back to me, can I catch a break?
I haven't had a day when I can just watch a show
Without being scrutinized for having a cellphone

Okay, I get techs bad, but it's getting old
How does that explain sex in every episode?
If that's what I wanted, I could have got it myself
Not watch an hour-long ted talk about Snapchat filters spawning from hell!

And that runtime
I don't have all day to wait for your stupid punchlines
I'm surprised you didn't diss me at the end of the verse
Not everything needs a twist, you wrung that sponge dry

We’re horsing around now, you know that’s, Bojack
I win big, hypocrites aren’t allowed at my shindigs
Fifteen million episodes bitching about media and how it’s a death wish
Then signing a deal to fucking Netflix

Black Mirror:
Time's arrow doesn’t stop when youre in a planetarium 
So next time stop trying save face and save lives
You know there’s a next time, there has to be something new to help my name… after all

Bojack Horseman:
I’m talking to myself…
Fuck

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE [ft. Forgottenson & Leo Barqui]

TheMonarchy as Sherlock Holmes 
Zxy as Watson 
MetaStarVA as Albert Einstein 
Written by WeThink 
Mixed by Box
Beat prod by Jafo Styles
Character art by WeThink 
CoverArt by Toastie 
Special thanks to Corncob, Chaotic Rap Battles , Toastie & WiseOwl24 

Lyrics : 
Einstein: 
Let’s start with something simple, like avoiding this matchup 
We can replace it with a class on Astronomy or basic social interaction 
I could make you my pupil (hmm) or I can make you cry (huh) 
Resisting the math is futile when beating you is as easy as pi 

Beat you in jeopardy, Chess and Tic Tac Toe 
Even Oppenheimer is less of a misanthrope 
A mind so bright trapped on his brother’s shadow 
If Bending ears’s an art, then you sir, are Van Gogh 

High on your own fumes, this druggie shoots up 
Stay in that office shielded & cooped up (hmm 
I find repugnant all the tramps you employ 
It’s bad when even the doctor’s sick of your ploys 

Sherlock Holmes: 
Unfortunately Mr Einstein, I do have to ask a lot (like) 
How did someone who traveled lots never took a trip to the barbershop 
Now you shall be gobsmacked by my British charm & whitt 
But first we shall celebrate the USA allowed you spar & spit 

And I must say they life you chose is something I do not respect 
Defend the freedom of people who’d take away yours for being well read 
Your love life is a tragedy, so I’ll asume you were desperate 
Even disregarding the theories Einstein, she is still your relative 

Einstein: 
Dont act like you get The Woman, Irene would rather end it all 
That spend another minute having to deal with this animal 
Your mind spirals, while mine’s renowned around the globe 
You’re simply a Fibonacci sequence to my Da Vinci Code 

Personally I’m done with the stories of Jerk & Jill 
If I wanted some who’s all bark , Id visit Baskerville 
You’re Victorian I’m victorious, putting yourself in constant peril 
Proof your intelligence doesn’t register on an emotional level 

Holmes & Watson:
Holmes I thought you were joking facing a literal troll face 
More so Watson , I’m just trying to crack this basket case 
But for sure ain’t detective work hes just egotistical 
From doc to doc your oath to peace seems kinda hypocritical 

Too true , he’s crooked too, screw you, rude boob 
I’ll take the piss of this pacifist ha! Like the US used to 
In millions of civilian deaths is what’s your legacy is passed on 
Beating an old coo was Elementary, my dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes vs Albert Einstein - Literary Rap Battles! Ft. TheMonarchy , Zxy & MetaStarVA

Vanes as Roxanne Wolf

TaigaTonic as Claptrap

Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Xoniq and Snakebite126
Special Thanks: garbageGothic, HazelMoth, JustGamer, TAFox, & Grasman

Roxanne:
You can already hear the fans scream my name while I play
So I thought I told you S.T.A.F.F. bots to stay outta my way!
(Ugh!) Do I really have to deal with more pests
I guess let's get this party started because I AM THE BEST! (YEAH!)

You like to gamble? Fazcade can get you back on track
Cause you took your films budget and put it all on Black
Like Bonnie you were worried about a strike when you dropped the ball
And act surprised when you had realized that you lost it all

Nobody cared for your birthday, so you tried to invite the whole town?
I guess you gotta have moxie, but even she turned you down
Sad, since that open door stays a core part of your life
But blabber bout me to your bandits, It’s all bark and no bite

Claptrap:
How’s it going friend! My name is Claptrap!
And you should know that I’m programmed to spit some phat raps!
But I gotta ask, cause my servers still needs to wake up
Why does a final product need to be made up with makeup?

All it took was 1 kid before you started getting bothered
“It's all bark and no bite” Until you’re tearing up toddlers
Then you're tearing in the mirror cause the “wannabe’s” don't like you
If that's how you treat yourself, then I don’t wanna be like you

But OF COURSE you were appealing to no one but lonely dweebs
Cause this dumb dog playing rough is what kept them on a leash
You're not that much of a bad ass, so this will be your last act
Cause you have fallen TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY CLAPTRA-AHHHH

Roxanne:
GOD you're so annoying no wonder everyone grew bitter
Since a best friend dies and people treat you like the mood killer (Hey Friend?)
If some losers hadn't shown sympathy you wouldn't get far (Buddy…)
Cause you- HEY! WHAT! Look out for the (AH-) (crash sfx) kart…

Get this through your head, you're a screw up and know its true
Blew up Overlook cause no one cared to look over you
And once the townspeople thought you couldn't make things worse
You started burning bridges and killed everyone in the church

You’re pathetic! So every team wanted to do nothing but rid you
And you scrapped up your love life, just for it to also ditch you
When it blew up in your face no one was standing there with you
So when you're staring at a barrel, know nobody’s gonna miss you

Claptrap:
At least I’m not the garbage that your fans like to eat up
Cause I’m covered in less grease than a single slice of your pizza
I mean is that the shit that you've been dishing out this whole time?
If beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, NO WONDER you went blind (HA!)

You always wanted to have your big break in the spotlight
But your time for a photo finished the second that you got sidelined
Thought you could mask your loss with more makeup but the truth is
You're just another hunk of junk, now your foundation’s in ruins

And nobody wants to see your ass on the stage
So you can… BEEP BOOP while I BOOP BEEP on your grave
Now I leave to squabble with the rest of my minions
Cause my greatness was something you couldn't rise from the Mimic


Roxanne Wolf vs Claptrap - Five Nights at Freddy's vs Borderlands - Rap Battle! Ft. Vanes

DillyDally as Gerson
ThanosQuack as Old Man McGucket
Writing by AshleyMagica
Additional writing by WAN, DillyDally, & ThanosQuack
Art by WAN
Beat, mixing, & graphic design by DillyDally

Gerson:
Welcome to my shop! Please don’t throw a cryin’ fit
Sellin’ yourself as a tragic hero? I ain’t buyin’ it
You must be strapped for cash, judgin’ by your redneck campground
Guess all that fishin’ for gold didn’t pan out

Annoyed the damn town with your nonsense and rumors
Now *you’re* a local legend, they call you the Gobbledegooker
I’d say it’s all in one of my books, but you’d never read one
If I said you’ll eat your words, you’d *literally* eat ‘em

Spouse left you - how’s it going with that new life?
She took the ring, so you had to get a raccoon wife
And you’re treated as a joke by the last of your bloodline
Are you from underground? ‘Cause you’ll never see your son rise

McGucket:

I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN!
With its long gee-rafe neck and its green wrinkly skin
It’s the Gersonwonker! The beast what lives with the Darkners
And is dim as a bulb, but still thinkin’ he’s smarter

But you’re too slow! If your son’s a sign, you always miss the boat
Scuttle off, and don’t you butt in on the hillbilly GOAT
You think your advanced age will stop me? I’ve dined before
I’ll get you out ya shell WHEN I EAT UP ANOTHER DINOSAUR!

Don’t string me along! I flim-flam the banjo!
Thought I wouldn’t clap back? I’m goin’ hambone
Pah! Don’t you act like some literary master
You can’t even shimmy shammy to the end of your chapter!

Gerson:

Yeesh, you sound like you’re dyin’! Are you kickin’ the bucket? 
Drink your own tonic - you sound like a chicken, McGucket 
And your hillbilly grammar should land you in the slammer 
Ditch the moonshine and you’ll still get hammered! 

I challenge folks to snatch my hair and every one of them falls 
The march of time got ‘ya, and you went bald 
You’re just a scholar’s buddy that he ditched to explore 
The banjo player’s always playin’ second fiddle to Ford 

We can all rewrite the prophecy, but ‘cause of all the death you’d seen 
You went from building computers to clearing your own memory 
And now, ain’t a single thought that goes through that wiped mind 
Once again, your life will be wrecked by a Blind Eye

McGucket:

You’re weak as mule spittle, that I’m certain of
You’re less Gerson Boom and more Gerson Bust
Used to be a war hero, now you’re tryna sell stock
Guess even the best of veterans get shell-shocked

All your priest son ever needed was your blessin’
But you turned to a holy ghost ‘fore makin’ your confession
Susie had to take credit for your letters like a spelling bee
The one thing that never passed on was your legacy

I bet your heart is all heavy without the chestplate
Your big statue’s more threatening, you’re just dead weight
If you think you’ll pass down your skills, don’t get your hopes up
‘Cause now your hammer is gatherin’ your own dust

CRANKY KONG MOTHERFUCKER:
I’ve had enough of watching hillbillies decay
Now pay respects to the original DK
That’s right, it’s me, Cranky Kong, from Donkey Kong Bananza
I’ll show both of your wives a real OHHH, BANANAAAA

AshleyMagica as Cranky Kong


Gerson vs Old Man McGucket - Disney Rap Battles!

Titanium1208 as Harvey Birdman
Chaotic Rap Battles as Captain Falcon
Beat produced by marvin's creation and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TreToonz
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Harvey Birdman:
It's.. Harvey Birdman, and I'll enter this race
A bounty hunter from space? I think I WON'T take the case!
I'm powered by the sun, you think your flames could hurt me?
Then prepare to feel the power of attorney! 
They call it F Zero 'cuz they give Zero F's
Like Nintendo, I'm forgetting any fame you had left
There's no defending you, or need to find a witness
Cuz the only writing you do is copyright infringement!
You're the type of guy to go to a victim and tell them to stop resisting
Then beat 'em up and lock 'em in prison,
So no, the law is not above these crooked cops in our system
If you think you're seeing freedom, I'm guessing that visor's blocking your vision
Your series manages to go in all the wrong directions
There is no question on whether you got the diss that I sent ya
Better call up your colleagues, you're gonna need Avenging
You're far behind, so use your time and try to catch up

Captain Falcon:
There are two types of rappers on this beat:
The ones who fail at every turn and crash and burn, and me
I suggest you retreat; everybody knows I’m packing a punch
I’ll get Birdgirl and take her to FALCON LUNCH!! 
(Haha!) You’re better off throwing this match
‘Cuz I’m the only one between us who has ever rode a track
I’m getting first place in every race, I can’t lose
While you’re ending up getting your crest taken from you (YES!)
With the way you’re treating Peanut, you must be allergic
With every case you make, you turn the courtroom to a circus
I come back from explosions, bitch, you know you couldn’t hurt this
You couldn’t host with Space Ghost, even he knows that you’re worthless
I’d say show me your moves, but we both know that you would crack under the pressure
I’m able to kick ass because I’m simply better
You’re a shitty lawyer, and the evidence is damning
So shoot your rays at me, I think that I could use some tanning (Ha!)

Harvey Birdman:
Say, Captain, 
How do you explain the dangers that they keep the other racers trapped in?
A violation of safety is what your track is
You participate in races that most often end in deadly crashes!
This case is closed; now, remember for the future;
You’re not exactly setting the best example for viewers
You’ve been found guilty of being a massive failure
Tried to fly from justice, now this Falcon is a jailbird

Captain Falcon:
(C'mon!) You can't take jabs at me, I know your life is broken
This.. case may be closed, but your.. marriage is open
From your wife to your boss, you don’t really have that much more to lose
I have another Blue Falcon that they love more than you!
Fast to make accusations, but we both know I'm quicker
The only bar exam you've taken's when you drown yourself in liquor 
I'll hit you like another bus; break all your vertebrae 
That’s just what Harvey gets for messing with a bird of prey



Captain Falcon vs Harvey Birdman - Rap Cypher #44

LEECHY! as MATHRUS
Yukigloom as Missing.no
Beat produced by Zyller Beats
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Danii and KajikaSong
Mixed by Jordy
Art by GL
Thumbnail by Trakked, TomPuffs

Battle:

MATHRUS:
Enter MATHRUS. You don't want to see me in your stadium.
I don't need to move an inch and soon after the game is done.
Everywhere I go I leave a trail of blood,
So after I'm done, your trainer ain't gonna be able to scrape you up
Ended the cheapie war, it’s this bird type I’m assaulting
Blast the power on your block, now this tetromino’s falling
The difference between us is that I tower, you're cowering
While you're crashing the console, I'm taking down the power grid

Missing.no:
(*missingno cry*) I don't know what I expected.
That was- that was- that was- that was not very effective.
L-l-let this be a lesson, not to mess with your elders
You c-c-can't fend against this, it'd be b-b-best to surrender

C-c-c-c-cuz I don't need to [mess with your] structure to make your head hurt

I spit hot like it's Cinnabar, thi-think you'll be getting far?
Thi-this dragon tier can't burn me cuz I [burn] [hot like it's Cinnabar]
Worm into my systems and you'll find yourself rewritten (re-rewritten)
Then I'll rid him from existence. 

MATHRUS:
What is a missing number to MATHRUS? Turn all your bits and glitches to ashes
The reason you exist is just an accident, glitch a couple fights and then you be crashing it
And the way I'm hitting this isn't passive, you couldn't outlast a couple of my matches
Gonna have you thrown back into the trash bin, burn all your shit, cuz bitch, I'm a dragon (YUH)
GameFreak took a page from you; they duplicate every game and they say it's new
You're corrupting saves, I'm breaking computers; I'll erase ‘till there's no longer a trace of you
You're not a challenge to me. You're just a graphical hack on my screen.
So I’ll be having you fading to black and I’ll scatter your assets right back in the sea

Missing.no:
They think you're a hoax, wo-wow, that must really suck
Threw you under the bus, Lik-like Mew under the truck
No-no-no one gives a fuck, you-you just don't have appeal
Cuz [The difference between us is that] I'm actually real.
E-e-e-e-erase your graphics, have ya change to static, imma-imma-imma be the one to slay this dragon
T-t-try an attack and I’ll phase right past it, A-a-a-all that you have is flashing and static, and that’s it
P-p-put this MUGEN monster in my pocket
(*glitchy laughter*) Your first loss is cuz I caught ya. (*snap*) Gotcha.


MATHRUS vs Missing.no - Rap Cypher #51


GamingPlush64 as Mr. Bear
Snakebite126 as Sammy Lawrence
Beat produced by DumbChild
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Shimario
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syphonstick and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Mr. Bear:
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. My name's Mr. Bear.
You're on the air, so there's no need to be scared
I can see you need some release from that awful machine
So go and call the number on the bottom of the screen
Or you could write a letter… I think that'd be better.
Follow the address and leave it right inside my cellar.
I bet you don't remember the last time you've had a friend
So when this comes to an end, you can stay with me forever.

Sammy Lawrence: as
Shhh… rest your head, little sheep
For the time has arrived for your teacher to speak
You fell off the air ‘cause you fell in too deep
Whether alive or dead, soon you shall be asleep
You're tasteless, like Soup and Spoon with no bacon
And your heart is as dark as your basement
So face it. Praise be, and we shall receive
His blessings, my friend, it is time to believe…

Mr. Bear:
You want to be a foe cuz you don't know love
I'll crush this motherfucker up with 100 fuzzy hugs
While you count your sheep, I see to it that you have sweet dreams
Stab you with a pen because I wanna watch the ink bleed…
This composer lost his composure, he's aimless
Used to be an icon for entertainment 
Now you're so one-note no matter how you frame it,
So I'll cut you up with scissors cuz I'm feeling pretty dangerous
I've talked with the fallen angel.
False prophets shall not assault the faithful
And you crawl your way through all confrontation that faces you
You're just another pawn to break through so
I think it's time to silence this. I'll have you crying inside of my fire pit
I'll light it, now you're dying like a bitch
You were reliant on a glimpse of light, just like the kids
‘Til the demon showed you violence cuz you were riding on his dick

Sammy Lawrence:
You can’t kill what is sanctified
Your sins have piled up in your painful life
No praying can save you from my savior’s bite
You want to Paint With Your Soul but you're wasting my time
You're wasted potential. 
You could have been great, but Satan even thinks you've gone soft
Face the music, great retribution
Shall fall upon the follower of a false god
You had luck with your public broadcast 
‘Til the viewers learned the true nature of this fraud fast
You conned the kids to visit, giving them your contact
So I'll rid you from this prison at long last
You've had your fun, but now it's time to stay in silence
I'd take you to a greater plane, but you weren't invited
Not a single soul will enter your place again
Now.. Can I get an amen?


Mr. Bear vs Sammy Lawrence - Rap Cypher #53

Cole as The Batter
Swizkii as Brad Armstrong
Beat produced by Theskybeats
Written by Trakked, Cole and Buckethead
Additional help from Buckethead
Mixed by Jordy
Art by CyanCoat
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

The Batter (0:30):
My introduction needs no more clarification.
This track is in need of immediate purification.
You’re akin to the spectres I’ve vanquished, so learn your place and
Succumb to my holy fire and die in your isolation
Your soul has been corrupted, I've been sent to purify ya
So keep your freaks away, ‘cause I prefer to work in silence 
You cannot let go of your trauma, so here’s your reminder
Lisa is buried and serves her purpose as fertilizer.
Taste my holy wrath, and soon you shall be burning. 
You were right when you wanted a wife but said you don't deserve it.
The women went out in a flash, the same with your dreams of third base.
Can’t escape from your purpose when you don’t have one in the first place.
I change the world for the better, you’ve no excuse
I break the chains of vacants, you can’t break the cycle of abuse
When taking the blame for your friends, Columbo beat you to no end
‘Cause you went and dropped the ball and your baby atop her head.
Raised your daughter with your friends, then it ended up bloody
I'm hitting home runs, you couldn't make a home for Buddy
I shall be your instructor with something you should be taught at last:
The bottom of the bottle will not bring your daughter back.

Brad Armstrong (1:30):
You can't understand the pain that I’ve felt.
Your family dies, the only one to blame is yourself
I didn't want to see other people go through abuse
So I taught children to protect themselves against the men like you.
My mission's to protect Buddy at any cost,
Your mission's to kill your son ‘cause your love for him is lost.
Now you have nothing left to give.
You've been dead since the beginning; this is the day that I live.
Through your actions, the good in your life was thrown away. 
You don't take care of your baby, you don't know his name. 
I sheltered Buddy, yes, but at least she and I were safe
Because of you, Hugo never saw the light of day.
Created to be a father, but you ended up as worthless
You showed it in your verse, dragging on as long as Nern does
Your threats are empty, like the zones you're leaving stuck behind.
So come at me, you bitch, I'd like to see you fucking try.

The Batter (2:18):
Pop some Joy, you worthless junkie, maybe find the balls to fight me 
Or you could keep on whining and make like The Judge and bite me
This balding man is nothing; the guardians were no match for me
You’d only be sweet when turned to sugar in the factory
You have a tough shell, but on the inside you're pathetic. 
All you wanted was a hug from Buddy, but you couldn't get it. 
She hates you, Brad. That is why she purged your life. 
I'll turn this battle OFF. Adversary purified.

Brad Armstrong (2:42):
You took everything for granted, you emotionless freak
Never questioning your actions only shows that you're weak 
You needed Add-Ons to beat the ghosts and erase 'em
While I don't need a bat or even arms to bash your face in
They see you as a monster as you walk throughout the zones.
No matter what you try to do, you'll always be alone.
Destroyed your life in every step. Heh, welcome to the party, bud.
You managed to be an even worse father than Marty was.


The Batter vs Brad Armstrong - Rap Cypher #55

Teimunity as Bed Wars
ClarencetheDuck as Doomspire Brickbattle
Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy 
Art and Graphic Design by carsfrankie

Bed Wars • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Queued in, now I’m locked in the game
Spotted opposition on the side, but wait
Gotta gather iron, cover up the bed to be safe 
Grab some block, now I’m closing the space to your base!

Uhhh…gotta say, this wasn’t expected
They built a whole tower with some flimsy extensions 
No problem for me, cus all I needs to do is buy an axe
And one swing to your tower and those inside of it are falling flat!

You ain’t messing with my bed, blockhead
If you take one step on my isle, then your dead
That tiny little wall’s nothing to a fireball
My turrets gon’ make you fall, then you're knocked off the ledge!

We built an empire! You’re stuck in a runt!
Cus how are we on the Hive, yet you got more bugs?
Ain’t talking player barriers, but you’ll be swept off your feet too 
You come for the brick battle, your spire will meet doom!

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

TEN HUT! (SIR!) OUR OPPS ARE SPEAKING NONSENSE!
WE MAKE ANYTHING OUR BUSINESS AND STAND ON IT!
THEY WANNA TALK WITH THEIR DERIVING CONTENT?
THEY'RE WHOLE REVOLVES AROUND ONE BED!

BUT YOU’LL NEVER BREAK OUR TOWER DOWN! (YES SIR!)
YOUR PLAYER BASE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF CLOWNS! (YES SIR!)
BECAUSE WETHER IRL OR IN GAME (YES SIR!)
YOU’VE BEEN GETTING CARRIED BY THE BLADE! (YES SIR!)

YOU MUST’VE HAD SPAWN PROTECTION
THIS AIN’T A PILLOW FIGHT, I WILL NOT BE BESTED
WAKE UP, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOR A SECOND
I KNOW YOUR BED WARS, BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR RESTING!

OUR DAILY TROOPERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONTLINES
YOUR MATES STAY AT THE BASE AND GET SWATTED LIKE HOUSE FLIES
AND WITH A BUILD LIMIT THAT PITIFUL, I COULDNT BELIEVE
SO PUSH OUR BASE IF YOU DARE…AND IF YOU COULD REACH

Bed Wars • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Daily players? Well, you lost that, bitch 
They pushed away from your game like a knockback fish
Fireballs shaking up your base like a comet
Don’t you remember what happened with towers and flying objects?

I looted up while you having your Soviet speech
And now I have the armoury to go show up your team
What now? Your hanging on by one slice of a piece
It’s obvious that I would be the one to put you asleep 

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

(HAHAHA…) YOU THINK YOU WON AGAINST ME?
ANY MEANS OF ME CONCEEDING ARE FAR IN YOUR DREAMS!
I UP THE GAME IN MY FAVOUR LIKE PAY TO WIN TYCOONS
SO MY TOWER WON’T FALL…UNTIL I DO!

YOU THINK I NEED A PICKAXE TO BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES? 
YOU BUILT WOOL AROUND A BED? REAP THE CONSEQUENCES!
AND ONE BOMB WILL HAVE US BOTH FALL FLAT
…BUT ONLY ONE OF US HERE HAS A RESPAWN PAD!

Bed Wars vs. Doomspire Brickbattle • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

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