From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

yt5s.com - Deadpool Vs Patrick - Cartoon Beatbox Battles (128 kbps).mp3

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

Dilly as Mega Man
VinnyO as X

Mancha as Shovel Knight

Beat by Casey

Lyrics written by Casey, with help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by Casey

Mega Man:
Looks like it's not just your shovel you've gone and put in the ground
It's the Blue Bomber rocking the Cerulean Coward!
I'll make you dig your grave and jump inside if you've really come to fight
Leave you pleading on your knees like Wily, call you Grovel Knight
I saved the planet twelve times! How 'bout this cosplayer?
You beat a ghost 'cause she was running Renaissance Fair
Ran through a legion, its liege, and defeated three other people
To save your GF from evil? Your armor's not layered!
Stop and watch with your awful locket, your conquest is all in vain
I don't got to charge up the bombs I'm dropping, 'cause Ferrels knows you're not a pain
Try taking your musical scrolls from who inspired this
Leave this gold digger in the cold like Polar Knight did

Shovel Knight:
I've fought with war machines, I'll be frank, I might scoff 
'Cause I'd thought this trite bot could fire off a slight shot
No matter, I'll make sure that I valiantly defend till the end
You're an android? Allocate this to your memory then!
You keep on trying with Wily, but where your victories have gone
Is just another cliffhanger when you don't finish the job!
Your games get little applause, repeating weird tropes
In the shade of Light's other works, simply a Zero

X:
Bring him into this again and I'll make an example of ya:
Don't put a treasure hunter up against the Maverick Hunter!
It's in the name that I'm crossing you out, firing off flames and napalm from my mouth
Your Shovel of Hope is about to fall out with the hand you've been dealt if you're opting to joust
I'm calling you out, so you best take a swig of that lame shit you got from that trout king
'Cause if you dare to be haughty around me, I'm ready to break all that armor you're walking around in
This glistening little child thinks he's on some Sigma grind
But I think I'll call him Baz the way he seems to scream and cry
Do you copy? Beam me somewhere else, give me a real fight
He couldn't pick this win up in his dreams, like Shield Knight

Shovel Knight:
Even I don't have the willpower within your bored supporters
For your lore has got no order, but I'll still leave you quartered!
I'd stomp this pompous twit with honor, wit and confidence
But I'd not need a knock on the noggin just to put this bot out of consciousness
So I'm dropping hits, won't stop with a pausing glitch 'cause I'm awful pissed
You'll be walking off from this combat sick when I strike you down with sound - that's the Doppler effect
But have you honestly thought of this? All this talk about Copy Chips
Rockman here's rocking rockets, thought he'd spit hard like the roster of bots that he fought with is
But what I've seen more often is
The promise of justice followed with a botched DDoS attempt!
I saved the world from an ethereal nemesis!
You're a glorified officer toting self righteous messages!
Sure I've had my share of spin-offs but I'm thinking that the odd one
Was when your creator signed up for a very different Yacht Club
So my advice is, next time you want to match up: 
I might suggest you take your memories and make a backup

Mega Man vs Shovel Knight - Indie Game Rap Battles #1

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything


M!cah As DK


MGRB As Gru


Beat edit by Special Inquisitor Rayyan


Art by Evry & EpicMonkey


Cover art Box_Soldier22 


Written by King Ducky & King Wallace


Beat prod. Diamond Style


Donkey Kong:

So this is the chicken fried by El Macho and his full gut?

Who’s bald ass gets outshined by a guy with a bowl cut 

Think you're tough? In one shot ya got caught by your wife's pursuit

You could only drop me if that nose popped all my life balloons! 


Kong got your tongue? Im gunning for the knockout 

But not in dracs castle catch me at your mom's house

Despite your rocket science she was always not proud

Had ya think outside the box but still you're boxed out!


My eardrums are locked on offense, honestly sounds like you’ve lost it

I'd haul ya to back to The Office but it seems you got knocked off it

This novice father should drop it cuz he’s toxic to his daughters, they’re

Probably safer off being tossed back in foster care!


Gru:

First your destiny was capturing damsels in distress it seems

Yet soon enough you were the one being caught by kremling enemies

Desperately ported to switch yet DK still decays

So forget Tropical Freeze, I’m cocking this freeze ray! 


Jump man chose to trap you after your kidnapping plan arosed

Whips were cracked so many times you began to look like your shack home!

I would not be as jolted if your next roasts were merely bad jokes

Clapbacks aren't your forte, as Smash Bros and DKs rap show!


Donkey Kong:

I ride a track both ways when I’m rhyming in a minecart

Your only crime against society's your horribly designed car

That off the walls monster dog looks like K rool an awful lot 

I'll squash 'em along with your entourage of washed up blobs! (Ugh!)


Been drooling over Dru’s shit and losing to that dynamic Bratt kid

Hanging half naked off a cruise ship: truest banana hammock

Partner packed his suitcase reacting to losing planning madness

Can't stand on your own with that gru-elling Nosferatu stature!


Gru:

Stop all the talking and squabbling you sound like an angry Squawks

I’ll stomp your boombox thing and pawn the parts to Cranky’s shop

Sure you've seen some Gameboy games, but we didnt care

Now your releases are infrequent even when ditched by Rare!


Jump man trumped him, some ladders collapsed his dumb plan!

Come get your nephews to rescue yourself a-gain!

Overshadowed by everyone, there's no way to beat me

Can’t hop on a track, so as fodder used endangered species


Only jokes you doomed are floating goofs and a fat walrus too

I stole THE MOON, and now like K. rool I'll be taking gold from you

Can’t Barrel Blast away into the background, forget it

Now I’ve ended you like your ugly show, roll kredits!

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything!

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

beat by baad beats
cover art by shimario

How’re you gonna support a guy who proudly says the n word
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably touches kids
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably hits his wife
And how’re you gonna support a guy who doesn't wipe his ass

How’re you gonna support a guy on Epstein’s flight logs
You’re not mad that I hung Jeffery Epstein? right dawg
Move aside dawg, you ain’t gonna beat me
Cole saw you at a KKK meeting 

vote for Fightmarker, all the Rabis will be set free
Plus only ugly fat bitches vote for Eddie
see a new landscape once the white man is conquered
Sunday praise won’t save you from the hands of marker

If I lose I’ll off myself, and then go on a killing spree
plant a bomb in FRB and turn us all to smithereens
Thousands dead, cut to the court scene
I’ll say Denji vs Wolverine wasn’t for me 

If I win this year, all the birds will start to sing 
we’ll hold each others hands, forever in harmony 
Peace will be restored, and everyone will love it 
even that stupid fucking weird freak Nugget

Wouldn’t it be grand wouldn’t it be great
Fightmarker sitting on top of first place
I could, (eddie likes kids) and I should (he hates the blacks)
a vote for me is a vote for good

Eddiefrb...(BOTY DISS TRACK)

Welcome back to this corner of the internet where this time we have the finale of Chapyer 1 of our series, this time we see a clash of urban legends one could say, on the left corner we have The Hero of New York coming all the way from Queens Spider-Man , and on the right corner we have the Myth of Virginia, coming all the way from Pleasant Point Mothman, so who will come out on top to show the world who’s on top of the Insect-Human hybrids, also you might wanna stick till the end if you’re interested in what chapter 2 has to offer…

CAST :
RaccoonbroVA as Spider-Man 
DurrDoesStuff as Mothman 

CREW :
Written by WeThink & Narwhal753 
Mixed and edited by WeThink 
Beat by Pendo46 
Cover by net. 
CoverArt by TotallyNotNathan & SuperSlayy 

Lyrics : 

Spider-Man: 
(Alright…let’s go) 
Swinging high on buildings and kill it at protecting  peeps 
You Flee and hide, cause killings yet protection needs 
from hillbillies, do this the Jameson way, take shots at a menace 
You’ll get fired, then you crawl back to your geeks to get gassed 
Up, on the sky your friendly neighbor swings by 
from NYC to silver screens, Empire State of my franchise
Only one on down in the south ,that can't seem to get things right 
Getting angry already, or why is there  red in your eyes bruh?
So it looks like Killer Moth is going through some edgy phase 
Like he couldn’t pull hits, so on scamming tourists now his hope lays
wanna stare a statue, just come to New York 
We have bigger statues and sewer rats, cleaner than this dork 
Another maniac thinks he fly? Meets me, by bars gets surrounded too 
Jail you for Con-spiracy and your scams a la Crypt-o Zoo 
Your outdated and rusty, confederate statues buying fursuits now? 
I’ll Leave a moth in the dark , after I knock its lights out 




Mothman : 
Better Buckle kid, you ain’t ready for what I dish out  
Missed out on a normal life, now he feels how 
All his loved ones ghost him or are six feet down! 
Bring his issues out, as he’s just comics clown 
Wanna stop another train wreck? get off the station 
Need you to bring the Venom outside your toxic  relations 
Calling me a scam cuz the only green you got is envy, let’s be honest 
Hyped for your next time on theaters Spider-Man Homeless 
Daddy Stark carried your way into an Avengers member 
But glad we all agree you’re better left unremembered 
Morales is Miles ahead, and that isn't a shock to bare 
Now you´re choking on the beat, call you Spider-Man Noir 
And with your multiverse, try this now 
find one where your daddy issues are sorted out 
To try and fight me, you’re right, you'd have to be batshit  
Wanna catch hands? Bruh your girl proved you can’t catch shit  


Spider-Man: 
Ok…Those were some annoying attempts at
mocking me
But it’s gonna take more than that if you wanna be bugging me 
Get tangled in a web of lines, cuz my writing sticks  one punch and it will send Big Bug back to  the Omnitrix 
I’m snapping on the booth, become main course on a  track 
I’m naturally on top, compared you’re just a snack 
The man, the myth, the legend that does whatever a spider can 
It’s the spectacle of mothman against the spectacular Spider-Man  


Mothman: 
Whatever dude go back struggling each time you’re not selling your own pics 
Thanos and the booth I see you and snapping don’t mix 
Many monsters  wanna get a hold of little Pete 
but mask off, on sight,  there's just one scared & nerdy kid 
Experience daily trauma, however I find most sad that 
Your love life, luck so bad doesn’t even match black cat’s 
You cannot hide your pain in shitty puns , You clown 
You swing high above the buildings, but still let everyone down

Spider-Man vs Mothman-Rap Battle! ft. RacconBroVA & DurrDoesStuff

Hey all!

STARRING 
Hazelmoth as Berdly  
JustGamer as Scott The Woz 

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Anywaywell 

Mixing and Mastering by:
EssZee

Thumbnail by:
Box 

Berdly:
Who is this man that stands in the presence
of someone that's anything but imperfection?
and so handsome too, but that needs not a mention.
I’ll have him reported and sent to detention!
Kris! Please watch closely and step back, there’s nothing to scared of
When I serve him like a Wendy’s employee, time to Square up!
Mr. Scott The Woz, I got awful lot 
to go off upon on how your thoughts are flawed
On RPGs, pardon me? You best knock it off!
Not hard to see why your TV spot was dropped!
You'll lose this, unlike your V-card, so how does it feel, fool?
that I'm running circles around you, and cleaning house like Steel Wool!
You’ve copied AVGN for what seems like Borderline Forever
I guess it’s true what they all say: Nerds of a feather flock together!
I’m the Queen’s best! Halbird equipped! And It’s ready to cut you off like your stubble
but, you’re pretty used to having Blue birds give you trouble (heh).

Scott:
Hey all, Scott here! And I gotta say I'm quite surprised 
I didn't think I'd meet the embodiment of r/niceguys 
But closer look on how people react to him, and I learned something 
I see how you’re a gamer, Berdly, all you do is push their buttons
Now, The game’s afoot let’s Take a look 
at every single game I could leave a faker shook  
With vids I’ve written so consistent any way I could
while Noelle made sure that your grades were good
And let’s talk about her;
You won the spelling bee, cuz she never spoke 
Then fast forward, say you love her friend, 
and she made sure you’re the one who choked!
I’m watched by millions online, no lie on the scale of my success
While you’re so unremarkable, you blend in crowds like “Oh s%#&, Gex?”
This GameBoy needs his handheld and if you think you're Ballin’ in rap
Well, you can ask Polybius what happens when I’m up to bat.


Berdly: 
If that’s the best you had for me, You're pulling my leg like the Madden Curse,
It’s a fact, this nerd has vegan friends and they’d pack more beef if they spat a verse
If you're seen by Millions, Scott, then going on trending should be easy as pie 
But it doesn't take a genius like me to see that your vids aren't a Gamer's Delight 
I’m sure to leave you thrown out like Wii U’s out of your window when I show my flow 
But then, I mean, who'd tune in every week to see a dude who's from Ohio?
It's quite apt what JonTron called you when he saw what your fanbase committed.
Cause who in the world would buy merch from someone who sounds like a terminal illness?

Scott:
Still tryna be fly? Well, I am surprised considering how you often you tried to save face
So why does a guy that’s wise, in his mind, end up like his puzzles - out of place?
Every time you had something to prove, it went down the Toilet like Zip-lash, it’s true 
It's sad you thought the Queen was a gamer, but the only thing that she played was you!
You had some good intentions but your end goal, I must say, are boring
Making a Dark Fountain's not a way to get The Lightners Roaring
So, before I pull the plug, I’ll make like Snowgrave and give you advice 
Next time you think of battling me, be prepared to be put on ice



Next time: I CHOOSE YOU!!!
(Ft. Toony Loony and Langle)

Berdly Vs Scott The Woz - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

You 21 going after 8 year olds in 
more ways than one, and that top spot you’re holding
Attainable, this is how, just be a little bitch around
Constantly, in and out of the side of Diddy’s house

Like Spongebob walking funny, I know that they up to something
But hey I can’t judge, two gay male partners
a story that’s not worth running back to the press like OJ 
I killed him, 3 horsemen, you’re next, it’s your day, so live it 

Surrounded by the creations of peers
The more brave you become the more that you fear
When power is tested the artistry fades
Denji vs Wolverine ain’t that bad okay?

Except it is, I finally got a case of Eddie influence 
after watching it I thought to switch my brain with a bullet
I’m Wolverine, fight the big one when I’m first appearing in
But you ain’t The Hulk, bitch, cause you too way queer for him 

gimme your top 5’s top 5 I bury em
solo catalogs with some shit I found hilarious
2nd place with classic comedy and great jokes
Gamer, shut your bitch ass up and make some game shows

talk on snakes in the grass, oh why? because you’re homeless
I’ll have Rabi steal your sign then jump out like George Lopez
I’m so fucked I be turning poor kids to corpses
an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, I’m on my cold shit

Nugget, and Shimario like to think that we are friends
You saved us from Eddie, No, it’s a new management 
I saw your sneak disses, I went to X like some treasure
He’s colorblind he’d probably let the other guy say the n word

RABI FEATURE
You're 21 but I wonder how many will die for you
If the 9's cocked, will more than 10+ people cry for you?

gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)
gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)
I'm not gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)

AHHHHHHH, I heard it in my sleep
That EddieLGBT chicken wings wanna beef
I’m part Native, you’re acting like a Scott Pilgrim 
So bring in the A.I, and Kim might sure to not kill him 

SURPRISE KIM PINE FEATURE
Eddie, we need ya, Rap Battle savior

REST OF THIS VERSE CAN’T BE DOCUMENTED
DUE TO LAWSUIT FILED BY KIM PINE’S ESTATE

Double Dos (ft. Rabi) - Eddie & More Diss Track

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked