Howard Phillips Lovecraft (real life) vs. Zalgo (meme) (creepypasta)

tbh, when this first came out, I thought it was alright. but, I think this battle is growing on me lmao. I'm loving it now

I like your profile picture! Oh, they reported me on SoundCloud. DOES THIS F**KING THRILL THEM?!

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Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

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