I'm gonna have to face allegations for this in 6-14 years.


chinese takeout

i make music sometimes. like the Woeful Men of old i expell my undeveloped bs once per Mothin'. 
feel free to take it. my noise is for the people.
nothing i did pre-forskehue is real it doesnt count dont look at it ( it was a very hard time for me a hobo stole my kneecaps and the temporary transplants turned me into a redditor)


i'm known by many names: speedy mcfartass, the battleship, DarthGreninja,Sandwich, robotskeIeton, Jazz Dealer, ShitFart, Siegfried Sasson, the guatemala watermelon bandit,evil wizard,The Cone Ranger, Colonel Corn the Master of Maze and Wizard of Wheat, Finland's Bane, unknown assailant #3,Box Man, OmegaFlame, henry, zephyr,zephanie,etc. but here i am traffic_cone.mp3,makerr of Terrible Musicse for Terrible People. Listene if thou Chews.

lots of this is old and bad (repurposed old account when i tried to make a new one and it said "i already know you foo, you're traffic cone, speedy!"

 so uh yeah dont please

 traffic coning is bad for your health

if you or a loved one have been exposed to trace amounts of traffic cone at work, you may be entitled to financial compensation.