Are you familiar
with The Shmoo?
The Shmoo was
a loveable creature, really.
Laid eggs,
gave milk...
...and died of sheer ecstasy
when looked at with hunger.
The Shmoo loved to be eaten.
It could taste like any food you desire.
Shmoo hide cut thin
made fine leather.
Even Shmoo whiskers
made excellent toothpicks.
In essence, The Shmoo supplied
all of the world's wants.
I only bring up the case of The Shmoo
because of its relevance to you
and the reason
you were brought here.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?

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