Red Vs Blue Skit

Red vs. Blue Warthog Song (real song name in discription)

02 Prelude

01 Agent Tex

Intro

Blood Gulch Blues

Spiritual

Punch It

Think of watching a sunset when stuck in a place far away.  I remember talking to G.R. who tried to explain to me the incredible loneliness that you get when you get deployed overseas.  That conversation was the genesis for this song, parts of which were used in RvB Recreation

The Moog that comes in midway never ended up taking a lead role -- The sound was buried in the mellotron strings, so it ends up sounding like a weird woodwind of sorts

Credits:
Music by Nico Audy-Rowland 
Nico: Danelectro Baritone, Fender Telecaster Deluxe, Wurlitzer EP200, Roland JD990, Moog Opus 3
Steve Scully: Drums


Outpost Sunset

This one is about a girl meeting a boy at a bar in Boston called Foley's. Vale Deah might be about a member of Trocadero, but since no one in the band could remember ever being at Foley's, it's probably not.  This was one of the early songs where Wendy really outdid herself on both creating a beautiful, creamy soundscape on the verses, as well as pushing the envelope (pun intended) of the Moog on her intense solo to close the tune.
You can hear Vale Deah over the credits of the RvB Season 1 DVD, as well as Bungie's ViDoc "Oh Brave New World." 

Lyrics:
I somehow knew you were there
Lookin' like you didn't care
I reached for the change in my pocket
I counted the change in my pocket

I wanted to buy you a beer 
I somehow knew you were near
The bartender said it's okay...

Credits:
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals 
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, vocals 
Brandon: Drums, Moog Taurus pedals

Vale Deah

This one is kind of a departure for us. While we've flirted with disco in the past, we've never really tried to make out with the genre. Don't worry, we won't do it again. This tune also distinguishes itself from our other material as having a guest musician: Guitarist Philadelphia Telepants recorded a beautiful, blistering solo to close this song.

Lyrics:
Gun metal green 
Prettiest that I've seen 
I've nothing to hide
And you've nothing to hide

I'd trust you at the wheel,
Even if we're going down
Our love is made of steel
Last us 'til the underground
Steady and surreal, 
In a world of lost and found

Took out the trash
Paid my bills all in cash
Nothing to hide
And it's summer outside

I'd trust you at the wheel,
Even if we're going down
Our love is made of steel
Last us til the underground
Steady and surreal, 
In a world of lost and found
Trust you at the wheel,
Know you'll keep us safe and sound

We don't need a key
We were already free
Cruising along
To a mexican song

Credits
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, drums, vocals
Wendy: Kurtzweil K2661, vocals
Philadelphia: Fender guitar


Steady Ride (Gun Metal Green)

With grateful acknowledgments and appreciation to Mr. Cash and the genre of Cowboy Poetry dating back to the 1800s, we submit a ditty about the RvB character Tex.  This tune originally aired on RvB Episode 33.

Lyrics:
Have you heard the story of 
A girl named Beth, now known as Tex 
Her life's tale is a bloody trail 
Her name fits like a glove 

Her daddy sighed as she slammed the door 
She'd said to him I'm Beth no more 
My life's dream is to kill for green 
But first I'll join the Corps 

Her daddy said, you're just a girl
What makes you think that you won't sink
My name is Tex and I'm like a hex
My playground is the world

Basic turned her gun to gold 
Soon had it made, she'd hit by trade 
Amassing kills, she proved her skills 
Make your blood run cold 

I once saw texas at a bar 
Sippin rye, with some apple pie
With a distant stare, like she didn't care 
She said what's with the guitar

I must admit my lips went numb
Some butter bar said, his face all red
She's too good, you're driftin wood
Said boy you'd better run

Texas said sir keep your peace
My heart is free, and so is he
I'll give it to, any man who's true
The safeties were released

He drew before he replied
But Tex was hot, and he was not
He lay dead, While texas bled
Crimson on her side

Yellow of rose of Texas clad in black
Lonely star tattooed upon her back
Double Tex, she'll hit you like a truck
Double Tex and she'll mess you up

Texas said
This could be my last I guess
I gotta go, and now you know
I want a song, to live for long
It's a fair request

Texas made it out I heard
But her one need, I did heed
I think of Beth, while mocking death
Like a mocking bird

Credits:
Nico: Words & music, Danelectro baritone guitar, slide, Moog Opus 3, vocals
Brandon: Drums, Moog Taurus pedals
Sandy Casey: Guest vocals
Jay Faircloth: Artowrk

A Girl Named Tex

Using ’persephone and demeter’ as a rock song lyric is unforgivable; somehow, the band forgave Nico. Brandon’s slinky bossa nova and Wendy’s Casiotone vibe sound save this one... this tune appears in Ep20 of RvB. That's right, Blue Command digs us!

Lyrics:
Where is the one
Who will mourn me when I'm gone
Who will pour water on my bed of dirt
Who will breathe fire on my neck at night

I heard someone say
There's a chance that I will meet her
I could be perse-
phone and she demeter
To pull me from the underground that I call home

Her name is no one...
She blinds me with her eyes 'cause she's
The one, the one
She lives somewhere not here...

My lovers are as smooth
As a politician's tongue
The more I look for goodness
The more that I find none

I heard someone say,
That she's honest and good...

Her name is no one no one no one...

I measure out my days
With sips of a Corona
I'm pretty sure she drives
An old fucked up Corolla
To pull me from the underground
That I call home

I've a funny feeling
There's no chance that I will meet her
so I'll measure out my nights
To my metronome's meter

Credits:
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, CasioTone, vocals
Brandon: Drums

No One

Wendy came up with that theme that plays at the start of the tune, and she and I played it with it for a while. The whole song sort of all came together. If you're a Bungie fan, no doubt you'll have an easy time figuring out the inspiration for this song. If you're not, then you're doing it wrong!

Lyrics:
I was once, underground
07 years without a sound
Ten Shadow Punch
In my arm
Leads me to the funny farm...

I'm a rogue, samurai
Devil spins me and I fly
Kicking far, kicking wide
It's the secret that I hide...

Rise, and shine
Burn, and glow
Rise, and shine
Here, I go

Credits:
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Wendy: Kurtzweil K2661, Moog Opus 3, vocals
Brandon: Drums
Artwork: Jay Faircloth

Funny Farm

You're hanging with someone who acts like an alien, you've played too much Space Invaders (Taito version, of course), the lines start getting blurred... 

Lyrics:
It’s time for you to know
Call this an early warning
My late resignation

It seems all systems are go
for this emergency transmission
3....2....1.....zero

You are like a Space Invader
You crippled all my cities
To waste and desolation

You are like a Space Invader
And by your own admission
You’re a human hater

This game is over...

All of the words that you said, were a lie, Invader
Coming down. 

Credits:
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, Yairi baritone guitar, vocals 
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, Piano, Kurtzweil K2661, vocals 
Brandon: Drums, Moog Taurus pedals

Space Invader

It's kind of a Boston hurrah type of song. Not really about booty calls, but more about leafing through your address book while doing shots. Dated, since no one has address books anymore, not ones made of paper anyway. Don't get too attached to the keyboard solo -- a different one is played at each performance.  You can hear a bit of (517) in that old RvB episode where, uh, the puma tries to kill sarge.

Lyrics:
213 girls talk too much
And 212 boys not enough
312s are very bold
Man 206 gets way too cold
Doing shots I'm all alone
I slur my words after the tone

And I drink and I call...

I can't stand to be alone...
Save me on the telephone.

419s they hate the phone
And 208s are never home
And all my lovers they have voice mail
They call me back, they give me hell!

And I drink and I call...

I've dialed the numbers, dialed them all
But nothing beats, a local call

617 boys, hmm, 617 girls, hmm
617 boys, hmm, 617 girls, hmm

Credits:
Trocadero + Susan Hsia: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, CasioTone, vocals
Brandon: Drums


(617)

Words can't even begin to describe the depth and power of Alan Moore's Watchmen and neither can music, but we had to try. This tune features original Trocaderist Susan Hsia, who co-wrote it. Sadly, she left the band for inconsequential things like Harvard, work, love and marriage.  Superhero appears in Episode 28 of RvB

Lyrics:
True American love,
Is like a green Coke bottle
They don't make it anymore
Part of me died back in '64...

I want to be a superhero
I've got a mask I've got a name
Your days calling me freak are numbered
Don't bother with surrender

We were so wrong
All dressed up, with somewhere to go
We wanted to do right, but
The costume fits just a little too tight...

I want to be a superhero
(I want to be a superwoman)

I don't have any super-powers
(I'll hang out with my super girlfriends)

I want to be a superhero, I don't need any super...
(Talk about our days)

I'm gonna be a superhero
I don't need (have) any super-powers

Your days calling me freak are numbered
(and pushing me around, well)

My broken heart's a super-power
(they're over, they're over, over)

Credits:
Trocadero + Susan Hsia: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Susan: Moog Opus 3, CasioTone, vocals
Brandon: Drums


Superhero

Another short instrumental done for an early RvB PSA.  This goofy little ditty shows the versatility of the Danelectro baritone which was used to play the "faux slack key" slide lead, the bass part, as well as the rhythm part which features the unmistakable tremolo from an old Fender amp.  

Credits:
Nico:  Music; Danelectro baritone guitar, shaker

Oh Five!

Nico: they say it's easy to write about it if you've lived it. I guess that's true. This tune has two things which save it from being a complete YAID (Yet Another Indie Dirge): Wendy's awesome string arrangement, and, to use the words of mastering engineer Mark Donahue: "the loudest twenty seconds I've mastered this year."

Lyrics:
In love, in need, in want, in miss
I taste your bite, I taste your kiss
And I think back, the things you said
They make me mad, a bull to red

And I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you wore
And I'm lost inside a bar
And I'm drunk inside a war…

Drinking Martinis by myself
On a Sunday
Drinking Martinis again
On a Monday

It's a half life...

I buy your brand, I smoke your brand
I count the what ifs on one hand...

Drinking Martinis alone
Sunday morning
Drinking Martinis again
Sunday evening

Credits:
Trocadero + Susan Hsia: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, violin, viola, vocals
Brandon: Drums
Karen Langlie: Cello


Half Life

This was done for an early RvB PSA where Sarge is narrating a fictitious hunting show.  His prey?  The "Griffus Retardicus" or something similar. If you listen closely, you can hear Matt desperately trying to contain laughter.  

Credits:
Nico:  Music; Dean Banjo

RvB

Aran