Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFz3XBVOaic

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While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Merry christmas new years every one

garbageGothic as Olive the Other Reindeer
Eddie as Snoopy

Olive:
You’re just a typical dog, in more than one way black and white
Even with your BlueSky, you’re not the one here taking flight
How can you chant a rhyme shackled to pantomimes
Without coming up shorter than my transit time?
You’re skating on thin ice, not pulling enough weight to break it
I’m harder than a Martini, one root beer would leave you wasted
Better face it, Snoop Dogg - your specials are just padding
So I won’t need the Postman’s help to send Peanuts packing!

Snoopy:
Wow! Saving Christmas? You sleigh me thinking you’d pull it
I’m ‘bout to pick off Olive like a pizza down my gullet
The box office brought thoughts that you’d be a big hit
But doggone it, FOX trotted back to the Simpsons!
Watching your uncanny animation is a burden
When you said your owner’s Tim, I was moreso thinking Burton
Lock, Woodstock & barrel, a Baron you oughta fear
Shoot you down with less airtime than your special last year



Olive:
I’m the welcome Matt Groening, but new visitors don’t step on me
While every new reboot you have is stomping on your legacy
Joe Coal in your stocking - despite fans’ bold outcries
I’ll still get rid of this classic - Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Snoopy:
You wanna be a reindeer so bad? Well truly, that helps
You’ll bring more warmth to the world as a Lucy van Pelt
That flea’s affecting your hearing, so let me be the Old Yeller
You’re just FOX’s second barebones Santa’s Little Helper

Written by Eddie
Coverart by Eddie
Mixed by Dustin

Olive, the Other Reindeer vs Snoopy - Rap Battle (AvA: SHORTS)

Freshy Kanal as Doom Slayer
Peachumari as Chara
prod. VinnyO
Written by Vinny and Dani Frias

Doom Slayer:
Who let this gamer grind killer inside of Earthbound 2?
I wanted a bare bloody fight, but instead I got you
I’m near immortal, from Hell and back I watch demons die
With your boring route, you couldn’t reach Pope’s hard drive
But now the Slayer’s arrived, I’ll make that save flash before your eyes
Double barrel, take your life, make you fall down a second time
This child wants to kill me? What cards do you play?
I’ll kill your fucking discount Pokémon like it was just a Tuesday
(Rip and tear!) Until you’re done, come at me
(If you fucking dare!)
I’ve seen real monsters, kid, so get out my way
Or you’ll be the second Icon of Sin I’ll get to slay

Chara:
Over the top gore, a murderous eyesore
The edgy Wolfenstein don’t know the horrors that I have in store
I got souls of monsters I’ve slaughtered, I’m putting them aside
Strike you ‘till there’s nothing remaining, I call it genocide
I’m the one Flowey can’t delete, your defeat will ensure monsters can’t compete
Better call this ‘93, can’t you see? You can’t look down on me
Listen Mr. Samus Aran, that helmet’s holding back your flow
I see that arsenal you’re bearing, but this determination’s my death blow
I’m a curse to the underground, my thirst will never cease
A destroyer of peace, causing more terror than a Hell Priest
I bet this will ring-abelle, you’re not all guns and fury
Since you got a soft spot for Nintendo Switch furries

Doom Slayer:
If you’re the ultra-violent, I’m the nightmare, don’t catch me when feral
Take my crucible, decapitate you, leave you with Romero
While you played with skeletons, I’ve fought the underworld’s flames
while you’re the BFG-20k: boring fucking game

Chara:
I’ve seen enough of you, doomer, don’t try to give the mic a port
It shows you’re just as bright as a copy of 64
I’m fueled on cutting up flowers, I got the pellets here to prove it
I’d love to cut up a Daisy, but aww… the demons beat me to it

Doom Slayer vs Chara (feat. Freshy Kanal and Peachumari)

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

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