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ＴＨＥ　ＭＡＬＬ　ＨＡＳ　ＧＩＶＥＮ　ＨＩＭ　ＴＨＥ　ＯＰＰＯＲＴＵＮＩＴＹ．
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ＯＲＩＧＩＮ：ＤＩＡＲＹ　ＯＦ　Ａ　ＴＯＵＲＮＥＹ　ＫＩＤ
♡ Nickelodeon ~ SpongeBob artists ~ Tom Kenny ♡
♡ 2000's Cartoons ~ Absurdist Comedy ~ Musicals/Theater ♡
♡ Pop/Indie/Glam Rock ~ Surf/Hawaiian Music ~ Psychedelia ♡
♡ Water/Aquatic Life ~ The Tropics ~ Happiness/Friendship ♡
…ｂｕｔ　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ａｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｈａｎｄｓ，　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｍｏｖｅ．

ＳＯＵＲＣＥＳ：
SpongeBob SquarePants - Employee of the Month 
Painty the Pirate and Kids / SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song
The Blue Hawaiians - Sway (SpongeBob artists, Surf Rock)
Peter Straus, Paul Tibbitt / SpongeBob SquarePants - Ripped Pants
Pharrell Williams / Despicable Me 2 - Happy (SpongeBob artists, Happiness)
The Trashmen - Surfin’ Bird (Surf Rock, 2000’s Cartoons/Absurdist Comedy [Family Guy], Water)
Jimmy Levine, Bobby Crew, Alex Wilkinson / SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick Star Game - Time Event 3
Carlos Aguilar, Ivan Barquero / Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 - Jellyfish Fields
The Surfdusters - Chill Out (SpongeBob [Plankton!], Surf Rock)
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical - Hero is My Middle Name
Charlie Brissette, Hamilton Altstatt / SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! - Inflatable Pants
Patrick Star - Under My Rock
Big Time Rush - Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon, Pop Rock)
Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It (SpongeBob artists [Goofy Goober Rock parodies them], Glam Rock)
The Surfaris - Wipe Out (Surf Rock, Water)
Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Happiness)
Tiny Tim - Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moon Light (SpongeBob, Happiness)
Bob Kulick, David Glen Eisley / SpongeBob SquarePants - Sweet Victory
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Water, Aquatic Life, the Tropics, [A] Hi Mr. Krabs!)
Drake & Josh - I Found A Way (Nickelodeon, Pop Rock)
Ween - Ocean Man

These Pants are Square, and this Sponge is Bob!

VAPORTOURNEY is a 4 character round robin takeout tournament. The contestants originate from other mashup tourneys.

Directly inspired by @scaryrosters

△ - Yung Venuz (@emperorforanhour)
♡ - SpongeBob SquarePants (@doatk)
⧖ - Escape Artist (@junktournia)
✿ - Fallen Children (@the_repaeint_tournament)